The Punisher (2017)

Much as they have at the multiplexes, Marvel have carved out a real niche for themselves with their Netflix shows. Whilst their big screen ventures remain resolutely big budget, globe/universe-hopping fantastical adventures bringing the comic label’s most grandiose superheroes to life, these small screen offshoots, while ostensibly still set in that same (buzzword alert) cinematic universe, centre on smaller, street-level characters fighting rather more grounded battles. 2015’s first season of Daredevil established right away that these New York City streets (on which all the Marvel Netflix shows have been primarily set) are a considerably rougher place where superpowers are far less prominent, and brutal, bone-crunching, blood-spattering violence is the rule of law.

All this being the case, The Punisher was a natural addition to this particular corner of the MCU. The character, created in the mid-70s by writer Gerry Conway and artists John Romita Sr. and Ross Andru, has long been something of an oddity in Marvel Comics. Completely free of superpowers, he’s a skilled but deeply troubled war veteran who, following the murder of his family, turns vigilante; but unlike just about every other Marvel hero you could name, he deals out his brand of justice with guns and ammo, and has no qualms whatsoever about leaving anyone that crosses him dead. As such, The Punisher hasn’t always been cast as the good guy, so it made sense that the Marvel Netflix shows introduced him as an antagonist in Daredevil season two; and now, with the character established, they saw fit to give him a show of his own.

Not that you necessarily need to have watched Daredevil season two, or indeed any of the other Marvel Netflix shows (i.e. Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist and The Defenders), in order to watch The Punisher. All the shows have stood apart to a certain extent, but none more so than this one; beyond the presence of Deborah Ann Woll as Karen Page (who first met The Punisher in Daredevil), and some very brief references to events of the earlier shows, you’d be forgiven for not having the first clue that these characters are meant to exist in the same world as The Avengers. Indeed, perhaps it’s better to put all thoughts of those characters to one side – much as it’s better to put aside whatever recollections you have of the existing screen iterations of The Punisher, as portrayed by Dolph Lundgren, Thomas Jane and Ray Stevenson in the earlier films. Jon Bernthal’s take on the character is something altogether different. Where his predecessors tended to play him as a steely, methodical, near-emotionless killing machine, Bernthal plays him as a roaring, rampaging animal, leaving us under no illusions that this is an utterly unhinged human being whose experiences have left him shattered, robbing him of almost all his humanity. The question of just how much, or how little, of the man that was remains is at the heart of this 13 part series.

We join Bernthal’s Frank Castle some untold length of time after he disappeared, and was officially declared dead, at the end of Daredevil s2. Now living under an assumed name with several months’ worth of hair growth on his head and face, he’s making ends meet in a low-level construction job, venting his bottled-up rage with a sledgehammer and doing his utmost to avoid interaction with others. However, neither Frank’s past nor his inner nature has much chance of staying buried for long, and after a criminal element of his co-workers pushes him too far, he’s back in full-on punishing mode. However, his activities do not go unnoticed, and soon Frank finds himself contacted by a mysterious stranger (Ebon Moss-Bachrach) who knows who he is, and demands his assistance. A begrudging partnership ensues, all tied up in an unresolved war crime from some years beforehand, in which Frank and his unit had a key role to play; and which, you guessed it, turns out to be the key reason Frank’s family was assassinated.

As might be apparent from this synopsis, the series takes The Punisher in a political thriller direction, centred on a government/military conspiracy; a welcome change, as the character’s previous screen outings (not to mention the existing Marvel Netflix shows) have tended to centre more on gang wars. That having been said, if you have been keeping up with the Marvel Netflix shows, you’ll be forgiven for noting a clear pattern. The Manhattan skyline is constantly in the distance, the action instead taking place largely in the less touristy areas of NYC. Lengthy, expository duologues, of which there are many, routinely take place by the side of the Hudson in what look to be sub-zero temperatures (come on guys, Game of Thrones always does these bits naked in bed, it’s way more fun). Then we cut away to the supporting characters in plush-looking offices, in this case Homeland Security agent Dinah Medani (Amber Rose-Revah), a hard-nosed careerist obsessed with a long-cold case which suddenly heats up again when she is contacted by the same mystery man on Frank’s tail. While we may not be able to work out all the ifs and buts along the way, it’s readily apparent that, however things get resolved, it’s going involve Frank killing a whole lot of people.

A lot can be said about the contemporary resonance of The Punisher. Its release had at one point been brought into question in the wake of the recent Las Vegas mass shooting; but let’s face it, if real-life acts of terror dictated whether or not violence could be shown on screen, we’d never see anything but rom-coms. I’m not about to get into the gun control debate (for one, I live in England, so it really isn’t my place to do so), but The Punisher naturally touches on the subject, and while it doesn’t come to any easy conclusions it does ask some interesting questions. Also, in perhaps the most compelling subplot of the series, it tackles the problem of PTSD in war veterans, actor Daniel Webber giving a brilliant, sympathetic performance as a traumatised young ex-soldier who, in his own mind, sets out to follow in Frank Castle’s footsteps in the name of the Second Amendment. In addition, it’s hardly accidental that, in Rose-Revah’s Medani, we have an Arab-American protagonist, whose prime motivation is to solve the murder of an innocent Muslim framed for terrorism (although, if I recall correctly, the words ‘Muslim’ and ‘Islam’ are never uttered).

Then, of course, there’s the question of the violence. As noted earlier, Marvel’s Netflix shows significantly upped the ante on bloodshed – and, for that matter, sexual content – by comparison with the movies, and The Punisher is no exception: indeed, it’s quite possibly the most brutal Marvel show yet, and certainly the most grounded given the complete absence of any superpowered characters. In particular contrast to Daredevil and Iron Fist, extravagant martial arts battles are thin on the ground; the fights here are much more down and dirty, and as likely to be resolved with a bullet as a fist. Still, while such sequences are definitely among the grisliest Marvel have produced (the use of a 28 Days Later-esque music cue in the penultimate episode is clearly no accident, given the finishing move utilised), in the contemporary TV climate they’re not necessarily the harshest things you’ll ever see. Indeed, given how full on The Punisher gets with violence, it feels a little odd that Marvel still play a bit coy when it comes to nudity and swearing; as with the other Netflix shows, they shy away from dropping the F-bomb, and while sex does come into the mix, they still make a point of preserving the modesty of the actors. Feels strangely imbalanced, given how unrelentingly graphic the violence is. (I could make some snide remark about misplaced American values, but I already said I wouldn’t do that…)

At 13 episodes, The Punisher is perhaps a little more drawn-out than it really needs to be. The conspiracy plot may twist and turn in the usual twisty-turny way, but ultimately the real villains are never that hard to spot: I don’t consider it a spoiler to say that the presence of Ben Barnes as Frank’s one-time best buddy, now a suit-clad charmer running a private military company, should set alarm bells ringing immediately. (For one thing he’s called Billy Russo, the character who becomes the villain Jigsaw, previously portrayed by Dominic West in Punisher: War Zone.) Then there’s Paul Schulze as Rawlins, a high-ranking CIA official with a bald head and ocular scar; yes, all he’s missing is the white cat. Still, as grounded and layered as The Punisher may be, it’s still ultimately a comic book superhero tale, and that demands clear-cut bad guys who will ultimately meet their just desserts in a very direct fashion. This is part of what draws us to these stories, and we shouldn’t belittle The Punisher for delivering this.

Yes, Frank Castle remains (another buzzworld alert) problematic as a protagonist, and without doubt elements of the series may upset viewers on all sides of the political spectrum, but I think showrunner Steve Lightfoot and company have done a good job crafting a balanced, relatively neutral show that can be enjoyed by right and left-leaning audiences alike. Above all else, the series certainly confirms Jon Bernthal’s take on the character to be the best we’ve had to date: human, sympathetic, relatable, yet absolutely terrifying, leaving you in no doubt that he could, and probably would, blow your head off as soon as look at you. That’s The Punisher through and through, and it will be interesting to see where they take the character from here, working on the entirely reasonable assumption that further seasons are in the offing.

All 13 episodes of The Punisher are available to watch on Netflix now.

Black Christmas (1974)

For a filmmaker largely forgotten by the wider audience, the late Bob Clark’s directorial career had a surprising impact. With 1981’s Porky’s, he blew the doors wide open on the teen sex comedy boom; and I understand 1983’s A Christmas Story is something of a perennial festive favourite in the US (I myself have never seen it). Of course, nine years earlier Clark had already tackled the holiday season in Black Christmas, a sorority house shocker sometimes argued to be the real birthplace of the slasher movie subgenre which came to dominate horror by the end of the decade. Whilst everyone agrees John Carpenter’s Halloween perfected and popularised the format, there are those who feel that Clark’s film deserves credit for establishing a great many of the key motifs that endless slashers have repeated, to wildly varying degrees of success, in the years since.

Regardless of where we stand on this, Black Christmas is clearly of significant historical value. For any film fan with a vested interest in the development of genre, it’s a key 1970s title to take into account. However, when it comes to the rather more simple matter of how well Black Christmas stands up 43 years later, whether it’s still an entertaining piece of filmmaking which makes for rewarding viewing; this, I daresay, is rather more open to debate. While it’s a film I’ve long been familiar with, I hadn’t revisited it for a good many years before 101 Films’ new Blu-ray edition landed on my doormat; and watching it again now, I must say it’s abundantly clear why I’ve watched it far less than most of the 1970s horror titles held up as groundbreaking classics. Black Christmas may very well have broken some new ground in 1974, and there’s certainly much in the film that’s still effective today; but when all’s said and done, it’s really quite a dull film, more likely to test the patience than the nerves in this day and age.

So, to the plot: it’s Christmas time, and there is a need to be afraid, as the sisters of the Pi Kappa Sig sorority are finding their festive celebrations interrupted by a series of abusive phone calls from an anonymous stranger, which get increasingly weird and threatening. The local police don’t seem to think it’s a problem worth looking into, nor do they express any great concern when one of the sorority sisters disappears unexpectedly. However, after a dead girl is found in the park not far from the sorority house, suddenly the local law enforcement realise there may very well be a killer on the loose.

Of course, we the audience know this to be the case well before any of the characters in the movie as, in what may have been considered a fairly innovative move at the time, Black Christmas makes a point of showing us scenes from the killer’s point of view, leaving the viewer privy to information that our protagonists are unaware of. Of course, Black Christmas was by no means the first film to do this: much the same approach is taken in Peeping Tom and Psycho, those other films that are often credited with creating the slasher genre, but one thing that makes Black Christmas’s murders that bit creepier is that we never see the killer’s face, nor learn his identity, not even by the time the end credits roll. Leaving such a big question unresolved, with the implication that he’s still out there and will continue on his reign of terror beyond the final fade to black, lends Black Christmas a genuinely sinister quality which is without doubt key to its enduring appeal.

It’s just a shame that the rest of the film doesn’t hold up so well. The appeal of a slasher always hinges to a certain extent on how much we care about the characters being lined up for the slaughter, and the truth is the bulk of Black Christmas’s ensemble are pretty bland and forgettable. Sure, we have a great mean girl turn from future Lois Lane actress Margot Kidder, and future Nightmare on Elm Street hero John Saxon is his usual dependable self as the local chief of police (even if he could literally do this sort of role in his sleep: he was reportedly cast at extremely short notice); but I have to be frank, Olivia Hussey’s prototype final girl turn is just a bit annoying. The sheer number of times she answers the phone with an excessively theatrical, “hellooooooo?” is overbearing on its own. Plus, the whole subplot centred on her relationship problems and abortion plans just feels extraneous and unnecessarily drawn-out, attempting to set up a red herring over the killer’s identity which we know is bullshit from the off. 

I suppose with the abortion subplot and the core theme of harassed women being ignored by the police, viewers in 2017 might identify some timely themes in Black Christmas, but I’m not sure these hard-hitting topics are necessarily all that vital to the film. On top of which, this serious content sits awkwardly amidst some very misjudged attempts at saucy humour, most centring on the frumpy sorority house mother and a dim-witted desk cop who apparently doesn’t know what fellatio is. I’d say Clark would’ve done better to hold off on that sort of thing until his Porky’s days, but then I’m not sure how well either of the Porky’s movies hold up today either.

Still, if you are a fan of Black Christmas, you may well still appreciate this new dual format edition. The film looks fine, even if it doesn’t appear to have been cleaned up much for Blu-ray. The extras include interviews with actors Art Hindle and Lynne Griffin, featurette Black Christmas Legacy, original TV and radio spots, and a video of the film’s 40th anniversary reunion panel at Fan Expo Canada 2014.  

Black Christmas is out now in the UK on dual format Blu-ray and DVD, from 101 Films.

The Canterville Ghost (1996)

Any horror fan of a certain age can tell you that 1996 was a big year for Neve Campbell. Off the back of that year’s The Craft and (more pointedly) Scream, the then-23 year old Canadian actress was elevated from “one of the girls off Party of Five” to a genre movie star, a status she retains to this day thanks to the enduring popularity of both aforementioned films. However, many of us (including, until very recently, myself) may be unaware that Campbell made a third venture into spooky territory that same year, starring alongside Patrick Stewart in a modernisation of Oscar Wilde’s novella The Canterville Ghost. The comparative obscurity of this one isn’t too great a surprise; for one, it was made for television, and by stark contrast with Campbell’s other 1996 films it’s resolutely family-friendly. Yet while it may not carry the same status in the popular consciousness, and is by no means without its obvious problems, The Canterville Ghost is in its own way a very endearing, old-fashioned take on a traditional ghost story.

I will confess that, on top of having been hitherto unfamiliar with this film, I hadn’t read Wilde’s story until very recently either, and it’s fair to say that this adaptation by screenwriter Robert Benedetti plays pretty fast and loose with Wilde’s material, sadly losing a bit of the wit along the way (something the author was quite well known for, as you might have heard once or twice). Where the novella in many respects plays like a dry run for Beetlejuice, playing heavily on the ghost’s irritation at having to deal with modern Americans in his house – all of whom, parents included, accept his existence immediately – this version of events plays things in a more conventional kids’ movie fashion, with the children knowing the truth and being driven to overcome their parents’ scepticism.

Campbell is Ginny, a teenage girl who, because of her father’s work as a professor of physics, finds herself moved with her family from their native Indiana to a huge old country house in England, Canterville Hall. Being a teenager, Ginny is very sullen about it all, even if her parents and her little twin brothers seem thrilled. We might wonder how a simple physics professor can afford so grandiose an abode, yet it seems the rent on the property is unusually low as tenants tend not to last that long, as the property is said to be haunted. While Ginny’s parents naturally dismiss this as an old wive’s tale, she and her brothers encounter the ghost, Sir Simon de Canterville (Stewart), on their very first night. While at first their energies are focused on a) trying to convince their parents of his existence and b) get him to stop haunting them, Ginny’s explorations around Canterville Hall lead to a deeper understanding of Sir Simon’s tragic situation, and a resolve to help him find the eternal rest that has eluded him for over 400 years.

Given the U-rating and the gentle tone, it would seem quite the stretch to class The Canterville Ghost as a horror film. In a curious, and quite agreeable way, the film took me back to that wonderful video of Vincent Price and Peter Cushing in which they extol the virtues of traditional spooky storytelling for children (Price talking so memorably about “creeping doors!” and “London in the fog!”). That’s really what we’ve got here: an old dark house, replete with a hidden door in the library to a cobweb-strewn passageway, which can of course only be traversed with a candelabra in hand. As much as these environments can be utilised to build a sense of dread, they can just readily evoke a sense of magic and wonder, and that’s very much what we get here, even with the comparatively cut-price TV movie production values, and the somewhat perfunctory direction of Syd Macartney.

However, whilst The Canterville Ghost might not be so lavish as a theatrical production, much of the cast certainly lifts things up a few notches. Most vital, of course, is Patrick Stewart. Ever the Shakespearean, Stewart’s in full-on theatrical mode here, speaking in iambic pentameter, projecting to the back row at all times, and no doubt having a blast while doing so, even if the SFX utilised to convey his ghostliness are sometimes a bit slapdash. British viewers are also likely to thrill to the sight of Carry On veteran Joan Sims as the housekeeper, not to mention such other old national treasures as Donald Sinden and Leslie Philips. Indeed, according to Robert Benedetti’s interview in the extras, the entire cast and crew bar Campbell and himself was British; and unfortunately this proves to be one of the film’s main problems, as some of the American accents, notably those of the child actors playing the younger brothers, are a bit shaky.

The other key problem with The Canterville Ghost is that, beyond the central ghost story – which, again, is played rather more straight than Wilde’s prose would suggest (no Wilde/straight pun intended) – the other plot threads are just not that compelling. Campbell does her best with what’s given to her, but she’s laden with a pretty two-dimensional role, and the side thread of her burgeoning romance with a young Duke (Daniel Betts) is rather unconvincing, and not helped by a total lack of chemistry between the two would-be lovers. Similarly, her struggle to convince her sceptical father (Edward Wiley) of the ghost’s existence feels overdone, with the father coming off excessively mean-spirited in his refusal to listen to his daughter, and his haste to blame her for any wrong-doing.

Still, when all’s said and done, this take on The Canterville Ghost (one among a good many screen adaptations of the story) is an entirely agreeable serving of all-ages supernatural whimsy. If you’re after something mildly spooky and family-friendly, and don’t want to go with Hocus Pocus or The Nightmare Before Christmas for the umpteenth time, this is definitely one to look out for.

The Canterville Ghost is available now on DVD and Blu-ray, from Second Sight.

47 Metres Down (2016)

Johannes Roberts has long been a director we’ve held in high esteem around these parts. 2010’s F was one of the most attention-grabbing British horror movies of the past decade, and he’s been steadily on the ascent in the years since. 47 Metres Down would seem to be his highest profile film yet, with a somewhat chequered history as its arrival coincided with that of last year’s similarly-themed The Shallows, and – having been initially poised to go straight to DVD – it was granted a US theatrical release at the last minute, with an eye to cashing in on the relative commercial success of its rival. Sounds a bit cutthroat: but then, we probably ought to mention right away that this is a production of Dimension Films, i.e. the genre end of The Weinstein Company, who – even before the recent, horrible revelations – were always known for being ruthless and meddlesome. In the current climate, there will doubtless be some readers who, seeing the names Harvey and Bob Weinstein attached, will be inclined to give 47 Metres Down a wide berth straight away; although that would be to overlook the fact that it’s primarily the work of a talented British writer-director, against whom no such allegations have been made.

Still, the big question is, will viewers who choose to pass up 47 Metres Down because of the Weinstein connection be robbing themselves of something special? The answer – which may or may not be a good thing, dependant on your point of view – is, not really. While Roberts has delivered a perfectly efficient claustrophobic thriller, 47 Metres Down is unlikely to earn a spot in the shark movie hall of fame. It has a nice premise, and some effective sequences, but comes up lacking when it comes to giving the audience something to really linger in the memory.

Siblings Lisa (Mandy Moore) and Kate (Claire Holt) are vacationing together in Mexico. For Kate, a few days in an exotic locale isn’t anything too out of the ordinary, but apparently it’s quite the change of pace for the elder, more reserved Lisa, who reveals to her little sister midway through their holiday that she’s been dumped by her longtime boyfriend, and came to Mexico because she wanted to do something impulsive in the hopes of seeming like a more adventurous person. After a couple of days in the sun and nights at the club, Kate talks Lisa into something very adventurous indeed; a shark-spotting trip out at sea, where they’ll be lowered beneath the surface in a cage to see the majestic creatures up close. Sure, Lisa’s never scuba-dived before, the crew that take them out seem a little unprofessional, and the boat itself looks like it’s seen better days, even if it is captained by Matthew Modine. But what could go wrong, eh? The crew will bring them up at the first sign of trouble, and in any case, they’ll only be lowering the cage five metres. However – as you might possibly have ascertained from the title – something does go wrong, and the cage winds up going a whole lot lower than intended: all the way to the ocean floor, in fact.

As I remarked when The Shallows first opened, we are well overdue a return to properly scary shark movies, as for such a long time the terrifying sea-beasts have been the fodder of absurdist B-movie fare like the confoundingly durable Sharknado series. The Shallows was a definite step in the right direction, and all being well next year’s Meg (the Jason Statham-headlined adaptation of Steve Alten’s novel about a 70 foot prehistoric megaladon shark) might get the job done even better – but where does 47 Metres Down land? Well, it would be overstating things to say that the movie sinks to the bottom with a thud as heavily as the pivotal cage, but there’s no denying that it falls short in several capacities. For starters, while the film is handsomely shot, it’s quite clear that the bulk of the shark action has been added in digitally (although, to be fair, this was also true of The Shallows). This does undermine certain key moments, when otherwise the tension had been building effectively. Some may also bemoan the comparative lack of gore, given the film was shot for a PG-13; although, as if often the case, it still wound up with a 15 from the BBFC, and not unreasonably so as it would doubtless be a bit much for younger viewers.

However, the real problem with 47 Metres Down is the protagonists. While the first act is intended to establish the differing characters of the sisters, both wind up feeling utterly bland and two-dimensional, and the actresses themselves do little to elevate the material. Moore’s Lisa in particular as built up as such a wet blanket, it’s almost impossible to believe she’d agree to the dive in the first place, and her near-constant fretting and stating the obvious gets very tedious, very quickly. We need to really root for the characters for survivalist tales of this sort to succeed, but given Lisa’s rather weak motivation (she just wants her boyfriend to find her exciting again), and the fact that we barely get to know Katie at all, it is rather hard to get particularly invested in their struggle to stay alive. It doesn’t help that Modine, in his small but fairly significant supporting role, feels like he’s just going through the motions.

Things do brighten up a little with a final act that packs a few surprises, but all in all 47 Metres Down is a pretty bog-standard underwater thriller that doesn’t really deliver all it needs to. Disappointing, both for shark movie fans and Johannes Roberts fans; but here’s hoping it does nothing to impede the director’s progress, even if we’ll be seeing a great deal less from the aforementioned producers in the near future.

47 Metres Down is available to download in the UK from 20th November, then DVD on 27th November, from Entertainment One.

68 Kill (2017)

Hard to believe it’s been a full decade since Grindhouse, don’t you think? Even stranger to think that a film which was deemed a box office catastrophe proved to have such a legacy, inspiring scores of low-budget filmmakers to try their hand at vintage-flavoured exploitation, to such an extent that ten years on grindhouse is pretty firmly established as a genre (or subgenre) in its own right. A single image from such a movie tells you pretty much all you need to know; take, for example, the picture of 68 Kill actress AnnaLynne McCord to the left. She’s blonde, she’s beautiful, there’s blood on her face, she looks certifiably insane, and she’s driving a car. All of which makes it clear as day that 68 Kill is basically Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! for the post-torture porn crowd. I caught director Trent Haaga’s film at Celluloid Screams Horror Festival, where it screened at 12am Friday night; very wise scheduling, as this is prime midnight movie material that plays great with a crowd, and even better if at least mildly inebriated. Whether it would hold up quite so well stone cold sober in the harsh light of day, I’m not quite so sure, but I can safely say I had a lot of fun with this lurid, self-consciously nasty piece of work.

Still, while McCord and her fellow femme fatales Alisha Boe (Paranormal Activity 4) and Sheila Vand (A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night) may dominate the poster/DVD cover, the real central character in 68 Kill is a guy – who, wouldn’t you know it, has a major weakness for beautiful women. Matthew Gray Gubler (Suburban Gothic, TV’s Criminal Minds) is Chip, a trailer park resident who works part time in sanitation and has very little going for him, aside from his stunning girlfriend Liza (McCord). However, calling her ‘stunning’ doesn’t just apply to her looks: she’s an impulsive, aggressive character, enormously over-enthusiastic in the bedroom, and rather demanding of her more mild-mannered lover. When we meet Chip, he’s covered in bites, scratches and bruises from the night before, but it seems that not all of this is purely from rough sex. Though he seems unwilling to admit it to himself, Chip is trapped in an abusive relationship; but, believing himself to be in love with Liza and doubting he’ll ever get so lucky again, he can’t help but bend to her will. However, this reserve is pushed to breaking point when Liza bullies him into helping her rob the home of her wealthy landlord, who she has learned has $68,000 stashed in his bedroom safe. Naturally the heist doesn’t go quite as smoothly as planned, and Chip soon finds himself on the run from the woman he loves – but Liza isn’t the only beautiful and insane woman he’ll cross paths with in the long, eventful 24 hours ahead.

There are, of course, many grounds on which 68 Kill – adapted for the screen by Haaga, from a novel by Bryan Smith – might be regarded very timely at this point in 2017. The subject of sexual abuse, and women being forced into prostituting themselves, comes up more than once, with bloody retribution soon meted out at those responsible. However, as is no doubt readily apparent by now, not one of the women in 68 Kill would seem to fit the description of victim. These, again, are women in the Faster Pussycat mould, meaning they take no shit, drive as hard and punch as hard as any of the men they run into; indeed, significantly harder when the man in question is Gubler’s Chip, a man whose picture could appear in the dictionary alongside ‘pussy-whipped.’

Inevitably, any film that hinges so heavily on a man’s encounters with a succession of women will invite some discussion of its sexual politics, and in some moments these do leave a bad taste: while we’re quite reasonably invited to be outraged at young women being forced into sex slavery, the sexual abuse that Chip endures is more than once played for laughs. At the same time, given that much of the film centres on Chip getting payback on the women who have wronged him, there are doubtless some who might condemn 68 Kill as a misogynistic fantasy endorsing violence against women.

Of course, on the other hand we could just forget such concerns and go along for the ride. Unsavoury overtones are part and parcel to exploitation; if it was all in good taste, there’d be no damn point. And you’ll certainly need a taste for the unsavoury to get along with 68 Kill, as it does get pretty distasteful at times; but even so, in a curious way it never feels entirely mean-spirited, and I think this is again down to Gubler’s performance as Chip, who somehow remains an optimistic, kind-hearted soul even when the world seems determined to show him nothing but ugliness. I think it’s safe to say we could all use a touch of that spirit in the world today. But again, this really isn’t a movie you come to for life lessons. If you’re after some trashy fun, with energetic performances and direction, smirk-inducing dialogue, a toe-tapping soundtrack, and more than a few wince-inducing moments of oh-no-they-didn’t, you could do a great deal worse than this.

Following on from its festival screenings, 68 Kill will be released to DVD and Blu-ray on 27 November, from Studiocanal.

Full schedule released for Abertoir Horror Festival 2017

We hope Warped Perspective readers have been enjoying our coverage of Celluloid Screams 2017 (and there are still some more reviews to follow there), but the UK horror festival season is by no means over – and one of our favourites on the annual circuit, Abertoir Horror Festival, kicks off at the Aberystwyth Arts Centre in three weeks time. The full festival programme has now been released, and as anticipated it’s a good mix of new and old, with a particular emphasis on Giallo in honour of the two Italian legends attending as joint guests of honour: Sergio Martino and Lamberto Bava.

Here, direct from the Abertoir site, is the full line-up for the five day event:

Tuesday 14th November

1715: Drinks Reception
1800: Your Vice is a Locked Room and Only I Have the Key
2015: Sergio Martino in Conversation with Phillip Escott
2200: All the Colours of the Dark
0000: Meatball Machine Kodoku

Wednesday 15th November

1215: Vampire Clay UK PREMIERE
1400: All the Colours of the Giallo a presentation by Dr. Russ Hunter
1515: Blood and Black Lace
1715: Mon Mon Mon Monsters
2000: Tokyo Ghoul
2200: Pub Quiz
0030: Return to Return to Nuke ‘em High (AKA Vol. 2)

Thursday 16th November

1300: The Bloodstained Shadow
1530: Spaghetti and Splatter a presentation by Gavin Baddeley
1700: The Sleep Curse
1930: Better Watch Out
2130: Housewife + Q&A TBC
0000: What the Waters Left Behind UK PREMIERE

Friday 17th November

1230: Tales of Terror
1430: Peter Lorre: The Master of Menance a presentation by Dr. Sarah Thomas
1545: The Mimic
1800: Canaries + Q&A
2030: Offsite Screening: Opera & Demons at the Ceredigion Museum

Saturday 18th November

1145: Diani and Devine Meet the Apocalypse
1345: The Endless
1600: Nicko and Joe’s Bad Film Club
1830: A Blade in the Dark
2045: Lamberto Bava in Conversation with Stephen Thrower
2200: Five Dolls for an August Moon
2330: The Giallo Lounge with sounds by DJ Dellamorte

Sunday 19th November

1200: The Housemaid
1415: Short Films Competition
1645: The Lodgers UK PREMIERE + Q&A TBC
1915: Theatre Show: A Pandemonium of Poe live theatre show
2130: Top Knot Detective + closing ceremony

Screening in Sunday’s Short Films Competition:

A Father’s Day (Mat Johns, UK 2016, 10 mins); Devil Town (Nick Barrett, UK 2016, 15 mins); Event Horizon (Joséfa Celestin, France/Scotland 2017, 11 mins); Flow (Shelagh Rowan-Legg, UK 2017, 6 mins); Holy Fuck (Chris Chalklen, UK 2017, 9 mins); L’ora del buio (Domenico de Feudis, Italy 2017, 11 mins); Mab (Katie Bonham, UK 2017, 15 mins); Roake (Joan Cobos, UK/Spain 2017, 11 mins); Twinky Doo’s Magic World (Alessandro Izzo, Italy 2017, 11 mins); and We Summoned a Demon (Chris McInroy, USA 2017, 6 mins).

Abertoir festival passes and individual tickets can be ordered in person from the Aberystwyth Arts Centre box office, or by calling 01970 623232.

 

Tragedy Girls (2017)

For a great many years now, slasher movies have frequently done their best to subvert expectation, particularly when it comes to the young women who typically wind up on the end of the masked killer’s implement of choice. Why, it’s been almost 25 years since the first scene of Jason Goes To Hell pulled off that trick by having its screaming, mostly-naked would-be victim turn the tables and lead the Friday the 13th antagonist into a trap; and six years ago, Scream 4 did a climactic about-face on the character who seemed to have ‘final girl’ stamped on her forehead. Points due also to the criminally underseen 2008 Spanish horror comedy Sexy Killer, in which the pretty young woman is known to be the murderer from pretty much the beginning. Indeed, throw Sexy Killer in a blender with classic teen satire Heathers, and the resulting goop would look a lot like Tragedy Girls. That having been said, director Tyler McIntyre’s film would seem far more likely to draw comparison with more recent release The Babysitter, with which it does share some thematic and stylistic ground; but Tragedy Girls is an altogether darker, nastier affair, and all the more fun for it.

Sadie and McKayla (Brianna Hildebrand and Alexandra Shipp, both veterans of the X-Men series and as such likely to attract interest from a wider teen audience) seem at a glance to be the textbook high school popular girls – cheerleaders, prom committee – but their real passion is their vlog/social media enterprise called, you guessed it, Tragedy Girls: essentially an amateur true crime investigation site covering the recent spate of murders in their sleepy middle-American home town. However, you may by now have ascertained the twist, made clear within the first few minutes following a very standard slasher movie intro: Sadie and MK are the ones doing the murdering, pursuing their lifelong dream of becoming legendary serial killers, whilst using their online following to promote their heinous misdeeds. To this end, they capture a hulking slasher movie madman who’s been doing the rounds locally (okay, so the girls aren’t the only ones doing the killing) in the hopes that he can impart some good homicidal wisdom their way. However, high school life and social politics have an annoying habit of impeding their progress.

It was interesting watching this on the Saturday afternoon of Celluloid Screams, Sheffield’s annual horror festival, as if I remember correctly this time last year much the same slot was taken by Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers; another movie in which a duo of motor-mouthed, social media-addicted teens dive headfirst into a world of weirdness. In many respects, Tragedy Girls feels like the movie Yoga Hosers wanted to be, or should have been, in that it centres on two genuinely strong, smart, independent, driven female leads, who in this instance just happen to be homicidal maniacs. Plus the script from McIntyre and Chris Lee Hill (said to be based on an earlier script by Justin Olsen) gives its leads funny lines which don’t hinge on them saying “aboot” every thirty seconds. But perhaps best we don’t dwell on that connection, as there are plenty of far better teen movies that Tragedy Girls shares common ground with, most notably the aforementioned Heathers, Mean Girls, Drop Dead Gorgeous, maybe even Bring It On in a weird kind of way; okay, the cheerleader aspect is a minor detail indeed in Tragedy Girls (we see them practice 2 or 3 times at most), but there is a competition aspect at play, as the girls build up toward what they hope will be their grand finale to outdo all that came before.

Given we’re working broadly within the parameters of the slasher movie, I’ve no doubt academics are going to have a field day with how Tragedy Girls subverts Carol Clover; whilst Men, Women and Chainsaws convincingly argues that slasher audiences are compelled to identify with the women in peril rather than the killers (as is so often claimed by reactionaries), in this instance there can be no question that it is the killers we’re meant to identify with, and this lends Tragedy Girls a transgressive quality we might not anticipate from something that initially seems so glossy and mainstream-friendly. While, as with many slasher movies, the early victims are largely unsympathetic caricatures of whom the audience can feel comfortable laughing at their demise (notably – minor spoiler I suppose – some scene-stealing cameos from Josh Hutcherson and Craig Robinson), things do get a little closer to the bone as we reach the final act. There are moments when it looks as though some eleventh-hour moralising and forced remorse might pop up – but happily, Tragedy Girls has the good sense to avoid such sentimentality, never faltering from its joyfully morbid course. Hildebrand and Shipp are compelling, endearing, charismatic leads throughout, and even when they’re at their most diabolical we can’t help wanting to see them succeed.

There can be no doubt that this is a film custom designed to prompt outrage among the “ban this sick filth/think of the children” moralists, and to be fair they’d have a pretty easy ride condemning this one, as there’s very little sense of a redemptive message underneath it all. The clearest defence would be that the film is a satire on social media, and the lengths to which it users will go to cultivate the largest possible following, but I’m not sure that’s entirely true. The social media angle seems more like a way of garnering interest from a contemporary teen audience that’s every bit as devoted to it as our leads. Perhaps, as with so many slasher movies, the real message of Tragedy Girls is that not all stories need to have a conventional morality, and it’s perfectly okay to indulge the nihilistic, anti-social fantasies that so many of us have within the safe confines of a fantasy world, so long as we understand that none of it is meant to be taken seriously. Or something along those lines. Either way, anyone who says they’ve never rooted for the bad guy is lying through their back teeth, and in Tragedy Girls we have a pair of baddies who are very hard not to root for.

 

The Vikings (1958)

In a historical context, The Vikings might be deemed a bit of a curiosity, walking a tightrope between the grandiose historical epic and the B-movie swashbuckler. Given that its leading men Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis reunited two years later for Spartacus, it’s easy to dismiss The Vikings as little more than a dry run for Stanley Kubrick’s classic gladiator movie. Indeed, hold it up alongside the likes of Spartacus or Ben-Hur, and Richard Fleischer’s 116 minute film feels positively small-scale; and, despite reported efforts to make the film as historically accurate as possible in its depiction of the infamous Norse ravagers, it feels for the most part like a standard adventure yarn with all its seafaring, sword-swinging, bodice-ripping, mead-swigging frolics. This uneven tone by all accounts is rooted in conflicts between Fleischer and Douglas, producer as well as star; the director had favoured Dale Wasserman’s script (adapted from Edison Marshall’s novel The Viking) which took a more mythic, poetic approach to the dialogue, but Douglas – with the backing of his pal Kubrick – dismissed this as unreadable, and had Calder Willingham rewrite it in a more colloquial fashion. Not unreasonably, the director was not happy about being overruled in this fashion, and found the production a very stressful one.

Almost 60 years on, the director and every key cast member other than the 100 year-old Douglas are gone, but Fleischer (going by his words on the special features, and the excerpt from his book Just Tell Me When To Cry in this disc’s accompanying booklet) always felt that the original script would have been the superior film. To my mind, though, this is hardly a point worth dwelling on. Whether or not The Vikings is an entirely accurate reflection of the historical period it represents is of minimal significance next to the question of how successful it is as a rollicking adventure movie that stirs the blood; in this the film is an unequivocal success, and doubtless of huge influence on a great many swashbuckling adventure movies that have come in the decades since.

A short-haired and clean-shaven Douglas (what was all that about historical accuracy?) is Einar, son of Viking chieftain Ragnar (Ernest Borgnine – who, fun fact, was actually two months younger than Douglas). This particular Viking horde have been attacking England for decades, and have their sights set on a full-scale invasion; and to this end, Ragnar has found an English ally in Lord Egbert (James Donald), who promises to provide maps of England that will aid their efforts. There is good reason behind Egbert’s treason; he hopes to see the corrupt, unlawful king Aella (Frank Thring) overthrown. Then, in one of those remarkable feats of good fortune one only encounters in the movies and/or on the pages of paperbacks, Egbert discovers that a slave in the Viking encampment named Eric (Curtis) is in fact the son of the now-dead English Queen; and more, he is the bastard son of Ragnar, who raped the queen in a raid more than 20 years earlier. As a result, Eric and Einar are, without knowing it, brothers, yet they despise one another; never more so than when, at the suggestion of Egbert, the Vikings abduct Aella’s betrothed, the lady Morganna (Janet Leigh), with whom both Eric and Einar instantly fall in love.

While no one’s going to mistake it for its almost-namesake contemporary TV series, it’s not hard to see how The Vikings was considered a fairly extreme film for its day. There is a notably bloody moment when Einar loses an eye to a hawk attack (the film landed the year after Hammer’s The Curse of Frankenstein, which shocked everyone with a similar splash of gore); and, while the raid and battle sequences are not necessarily that graphic, it’s abundantly clear what’s going on, not least when it comes to the raping. I’m quite surprised that, in the current climate, the BBFC remain happy to release The Vikings under a PG certificate, given that Borgnine’s Ragnar is introduced gleefully assaulting the clearly horrified Queen, and that Einar’s later attempted rape of Morganna is played as a love scene. There’s another, perhaps even more distressing moment in which a drunken Ragnar regales his equally inebriated son with loving memories of forcing himself upon the younger Viking’s mother; moments that were perhaps easier to take in jest at the time but, as we’re all very much aware, prevailing attitudes have quite rightly changed.

All this notwithstanding, in its own way The Vikings is a curiously subversive and progressive film. It’s made clear to us from the very beginning that the title characters are complete and utter bastards: sadists, thieves, sexists, murderers, rapists; and perhaps even more shocking for the time – and to this day in some quarters – they don’t believe in the Bible (because, as we all know, adhering to the latter means that absolutely none of the aforementioned sins are of any consequence whatsoever, right?) Even so, they are presented as the heroes of the film, and we are invited to root for them in their battle to overthrow Aella, who – while not by any means a sympathetic character – doesn’t necessarily come off as any worse. This curious romanticisation of outright twattery is most pointed in Einar; Douglas, being the biggest star of the show, goes to lengths to put himself centre stage as often as possible, when from a narrative standpoint it would generally make more sense of focus on Curtis’s Eric. Still, Curtis does get plenty to work with, notably in his happily reciprocal love scenes with Leigh’s Morganna, who, in one of the film’s most fascinating scenes, questions whether the two could ever really be together when she is Christian and he is Pagan; yet the film seems to conclude that love is love irrespective of personal faith, and by extension does not condemn Eric or any of the Vikings for their worship of Odin. How’s that for freedom of religion?

Of course, nobody goes to see a movie called The Vikings in search of provocative political overtones. Large-scale action and spectacle are the order of the day, and it’s on this count that the film really delivers. Richard Fleischer directed his share of adventure movies (and I don’t care what anyone says, Conan the Destroyer and Red Sonja are great), but this is surely the best he ever made. The sets and ships are gorgeous against the Norwegian locations, all beautifully captured by Jack Cardiff’s Technicolor cinematography; whilst the battle scenes, especially the final attack on Aella’s castle, really are eye-opening, adrenaline-pumping moments to this day, particularly when we take into account just how much of it had to be achieved in-camera. And while it may be fair to give Douglas a hard time for showboating, there can also be no denying that he is every inch the big screen man of action; his scar-faced look is iconic, and he seems totally in his element be he lashing with his sword, galloping on horseback, fighting hand to hand, scaling a castle wall, or running across the oars of a longboat, much of it for real. And – spoiler warning – damned if he doesn’t make dying with your sword in your hand, crying “Odin” as your last word, then getting a Viking funeral look like the coolest possible way to leave this life behind.

This a really nice edition of the film that fans won’t want to miss, presenting the film in 1080p with original stereo PCM soundtrack. As well as the aforementioned accompanying booklet and featurette (‘A Tale of Norway’), there’s also a video interview on the film with historian Sheldon Hall, plus of course the theatrical trailer and optional subtitles.

The Vikings is available now on Blu-ray from Eureka Entertainment; order here.

Red Christmas (2016)

Microbudget slasher movies from unknown filmmakers have always been ten-a-penny, and in the DV age they’re arguably all the more innumerable. Adding a recognised genre star always goes a long way to lifting such a film above the quagmire. Also, it never hurts to set your film on an annual holiday; all being well it might wind up making list articles as a perennial favourite. Australian writer-director Craig Anderson (making his feature debut, with numerous shorts and TV credits under his belt) has taken just this approach by enlisting Dee Wallace – star of some cult horror favourites (such as The Howling, recently re-released on Blu-ray), and one inarguable all-time classic (Critters, obviously; oh yeah, and that one ET) –  to take the lead role in Red Christmas. However, while the holiday angle and the horror icon are all well and good, there’s also the small matter of whether the central concept is worth a damn, and whether the filmmakers have the means and the know-how to successfully pull it off; and here, Red Christmas falls short by a wide margin.

Wallace is Diane, a recent widow bringing her grown children – three daughters, a son and two husbands – back together for one last Christmas in the family home before she sells it and moves on. This is the cause of some tension between her children; but whatever grievances they may have, these pale in comparison to those of the troubled, hooded stranger named Cletus who unexpectedly arrives on their doorstep on Christmas Day. Wishing to be hospitable, Diane allows the stranger into the home, but his increasingly unnerving words and actions soon lead them to throw him out. But of course, this isn’t the last they’ll see of Cletus, who has one specific gift to give them all: bloody vengeance.

Australia has a rich history for sleazy trash cinema (‘Ozploitation,’ don’t you know), so it’s fitting that Red Christmas should go out of its way to live up to this heritage by means of some rather provocative subject matter. The film deals directly with abortion: the prologue centres on one such procedure which goes wrong, and it isn’t giving too much away to reveal that the aborted fetus somehow lives to become the killer Cletus (why yes, that is a rhyming joke). The film also deals directly with disability, as one of Wallace’s children (played by Gerard O’Dwyer) has Down syndrome, and it is suggested the killer may also. Then there’s the fact that one of Wallace’s daughters is nine months pregnant, which inevitably raises questions of just how far this particular sleazy horror flick is prepared to go. It’s an awkward balance, and one which Red Christmas all in all fails to get right. In aesthetic and basic concept, it seems to aspire to the fun slashers, but as things get pushed in a grimmer direction it all feels rather misjudged.

Then, of course, there’s the simple fact that Red Christmas is just not particularly well made. I was rather flabbergasted by a PR email quoting a review that calls this one of the most beautifully shot horror films since Suspiria, as the cinematography here really isn’t anything to write home about. While the use of bright coloured lighting is certainly striking, it’s hardly unprecedented – that same 80s-aping aesthetic is in evidence all over the place in recent years – and it does nothing to detract from how ugly the DV looks, particularly in the over-abundance of home movie-esque handheld shots. Nor are the performances of a particularly high standard; sure, no one completely shames themselves, and Wallace in particular is doing her best to make the most of what aims to be a pretty complex role, but none of it manages to make Red Christmas anything special.

I expect its lurid tone and content, plus that inevitable weakness for Christmas-set horror movies, will go some way to ensuring Red Christmas finds a larger audience than most ultra-low budget indie slashers. To my mind, however, there’s almost nothing here to make the film memorable, endearing or in any way worthy of revisiting.

Red Christmas is available in the US on Blu-ray, DVD and on demand platforms on 17th October, from Artsploitation Films.

The Babysitter (2017)

Sigh – yet another Friday the 13th comes around, yet for the eighth bloody year in a row we still don’t have another Friday the 13th movie. Okay, I’ll accept that perhaps not all readers will be as bummed about that as I am, but I also know that I’m not alone in missing the simple, time-honoured pleasures of that most simple of horror franchises. But what do we have in the meantime? A Netflix original horror comedy which twists the classic slasher format by making the beautiful teenage babysitter the antagonist, rather than the final girl? Okay, I’ll buy that for a dollar. Or, y’know, £7 a month or whatever it is now. Although it turns out McG’s The Babysitter has less in common with the standard slashers than you might initially expect.

I’ve spoken at length in the past about my deep affection for the kiddie horror movies of the 1980s; movies with the tenacity to cast minors as the heroes and pit them against genuinely sinister threats. We have of course seen a bit of a resurgence in that format this year, with the hugely successful first volume of IT. Now, The Babysitter carries on that tradition with something rather more light-hearted and jovial, which may not skimp out on the viscera, but remains just that bit gentle enough to not alienate the younger viewers at whom it is clearly targeted. It might not win over all the oldies among us, but The Babysitter seems very likely to become the new favourite horror movie of young teenagers everywhere.

Cole (Judah Lewis) is your standard awkward young male on the cusp of adolescence. Routinely picked on at school and very low on self-confidence, he’s also the only kid his age still left with a sitter when his parents go out. However, as the sitter in question is smoking hot high school senior Bee (Samara Weaving of Ash vs Evil Dead and Mayhem), Cole doesn’t consider that such a bad thing. In fact, Bee seems to be pretty much his best friend, never belittling him, sharing in his interests, teaching him to believe in himself, and not getting too weirded out by his obvious schoolboy crush on her. However, when Bee stays over one Friday night while his parents are away, Cole – at the urging of the girl across the street, Melanie (Emily Alyn Lind) – stays up to see what his babysitter gets up to once he’s in bed, on the suspicion that she might have a boyfriend around to, y’know, do it and stuff. But it turns out Bee’s doing a lot more than that: she has a whole bunch of friends around, and what at first seems to be a raunchy game of spin the bottle turns out to be some kind of Mephistophelian blood rite. Yes, Bee and her cool senior friends aren’t just a clique, they’re a devil-worshipping cult: and what does any good cult need like a pure-blooded young virgin – i.e. someone just like Cole – for a sacrifice.

Don’t get too invested in the Satanic angle, as it’s not something The Babysitter dwells on in any particular detail; we have no arcane symbols or chants, nor even a single pentagram to be seen – nor, before anyone asks, do the cult members go in for any of that ‘skyclad’ business, aside from the perpetually bare-chested Robbie Amell (who does look quite uncannily like his cousin Stephen, the dude from Arrow). Indeed, while sex appeal might seem central to proceedings thanks to the poster art above, and the attire of our antagonists – Weaving in tiny Daisy Dukes, Bella Thorne in the classic sexy cheerleader outfit – The Babysitter is in fact a rather more chaste endeavour than you’d perhaps expect. This, again, reflects how the film is primarily geared toward a younger audience. Our hero is a 12-year old boy, and his struggle to survive is the key focal point. We’re repeatedly shown that sex is still something very alien to him: he has to Google the word ‘orgy,’ and in a slightly lame running joke the word ‘prostitute’ is repeatedly mixed up with ‘protestant.’ As such, the overt sexuality of the older characters is what sets them apart as monstrous, the musclebound Amell in particular being a pointed contrast to the smaller, less developed Judah Lewis. This also means there’s an agreeable innocence to the burgeoning romance between Lewis and Emily Alyn Lind’s characters; any scenes which feature flirtation between pre-teens threaten to get a bit creepy, but thankfully the right tone is struck here. All this having been said, The Babysitter doesn’t mollycoddle the audience: we still have a ton of swearing and plenty of OTT gore – the vast majority of which, I hasten to add, looks to be good old-fashioned practical FX. Such a relief that CGI splatter seems to be falling out of favour.

I’m aware that director McG has long been deemed cool to hate, and while I understand the reasoning behind much of this, I have to say he isn’t a filmmaker I have any great problem with. While there’s no doubt that he ballsed up Terminator: Salvation (although that looked like Citizen Kane next to Genisys), I freely admit to whole-heartedly loving the Charlie’s Angels movies – and that same bubblegum pop culture overload approach is very much at play in The Babysitter. There are moments that feel a little overkill – a choreographed disco dance routine, a reenactment of a confrontation from an old western – but all in all it balances out nicely to give us a horror comedy which isn’t super-scary or super-funny, but is always great fun, and has the good grace to be over and done with in barely 85 minutes. Again, older horror fans might feel like they’ve seen it all before, but The Babysitter clearly isn’t for the likes of us: it’s a film custom-designed to be watched at sleepovers, with Mountain Dew spilling on the sleeping bags and Dorito crumbs between the toes of the entranced fledgling gorehounds for whom this will doubtless prove a major gateway movie. And given that the final moments leave things open for a sequel, I wouldn’t be too surprised if there’s more to come.

The Babysitter is available to watch now on Netflix.

The Yakuza (1974)

Movies in which East meets West have always been a somewhat tricky proposition. Historically, representations of Asians in American (and, for that matter, British/European) films and television have tended to hinge on stereotypes; generally either the impeccably wise asexual Kung Fu master, or “Miss-a Gorightry, I plotest.” The 1970s, being of course the most progressive decade in film history, saw some positive steps taken toward a better representation of foreign cultures, and The Yakuza is a strong example of this. A solid drama with a reputable wealth of talent – both American and Japanese – on both sides of the camera, director Sydney Pollack’s 1974 effort might not have aged quite so well as some films from the time (and I’m not sure it’s so fondly looked back on as the films Pollack made either side of it: The Way We Were, and Three Days of the Condor), but it’s an interesting look at relations between the US and Japan in the aftermath of World War II, and a far more balanced and less paranoid take than later Hollywood movies to venture into similar territory, like Black Rain and Rising Sun.

Old hand Robert Mitchum takes the lead as Harry Kilmer, and with a name like that you pretty much know right away that he’s a retired detective and a veteran of the US military post-war occupation of Japan. In that time, Kilmer became well acclimatised to Japanese culture, to the extent that he came close to marrying a local woman, Eiko (Keiko Keishi). But that was all a long time in the past for Kilmer, until a friend comes to him for help over a shady business deal with a Yakuza that’s gone wrong, resulting in the abduction of his daughter. This sends Kilmer back to Japan for the first time in decades, back to the woman he clearly still loves, and her brother Ken (Ken Takakura) with whom he has a more complicated relationship. As an ex-Yakuza, Ken is the only person Kilmer can turn to for help in rescuing the kidnapped American girl.


The Yakuza is notable as the first screenwriting credit for Paul Schrader, later a key collaborator of Martin Scorcese and a noteworthy director in his own right, although his script here was touched up by another notable scribe of the era, Robert Towne. It’s interesting to note that it seems to have been regarded an extremely violent movie at the time (Roger Ebert’s review makes it sound like Kill Bill’s House of Blue Leaves squared), when to modern eyes it really doesn’t come across that harsh. More striking now is just how heavy on exposition it all is, with lengthy explanations of Japanese customs, and the vital importance of honour and loyalty; this would seem to indicate just how alien such concepts were to American audiences at the time (and maybe still are to this day for some, am I right, honourable behaviour and whatnot, social comment, etc.) However, all these years later, with Japan’s own Samurai and Yakuza films widely seen and acknowledged as classics, it does seem a little unnecessary for an American movie to come along and try and explain everything to us, particularly in the form of such a grandfatherly figure as Mitchum. (Indeed, more of a shock to me than any of the Katana fights and shoot-outs was the fact that Mitchum drops the F-bomb at one point.)

Still, The Yakuza deserves credit for giving a human, largely non-patronising representation of Japanese characters. Takakura (veteran of literally dozens of Toei films, and later a co-star in the aforementioned Black Rain) is a badass tough guy without ever coming off like a superhuman Bruce Lee type; even in the more violent moments, there’s a grounded humanity to his performance that’s striking, and – while I don’t want to seem like I’m trashing Mitchum – we are often left wondering why the old American even needs to be there a lot of the time. Again – a positive step forward for an American film of the time, but now it may just leave you wondering why you don’t just watch an actual Japanese Yakuza film. Still, there’s a certain kick to be taken from seeing a comparatively early turn from James Shigeta, later immortalised as Takagi in Die Hard.

While it didn’t entirely win me over, this new edition of The Yakuza, released as part of the Warner Bros premium collection: a dual format DVD/Blu-ray, with a vintage featurette on the making of the film, an old director’s commentary track from the late Pollack, and set of collector’s cards.

It’s available now exclusively at HMV.