The Meg (2018)

It’s telling that The Meg director Jon Turteltaub has declared his intention on finally bringing the long-in development adaptation of Steve Alten’s novel to screens was to make “the second best shark movie of all time.” Yes, even in this age of perpetual remakes, reboots and regurgitations, it’s still universally accepted that no movie centred […]

The Terminator: Sector War #1

Terminator is one of those movies that if you tell someone you haven’t seen it, it’s like telling them they just got fired from their jobs. A series of complex emotions cross their face like a robot learning how to feel before an inevitable tidal wave of “what?” and “how?” begin pouring out their exasperated […]

The Basket Case sequels…

If you freeze-frame in the opening reels of Basket Case 2, a curious thing happens. You can almost – almost – sense the utter surprise on Frank Henenlotter’s part that he’s making a sequel to his surprise grindhouse hit at all. At the end of Basket Case, see, it seems that both Duane and Belial […]

Mara (2018)

When I heard that Mara was a horror story invoking sleep paralysis as a key element of its plot, as a sufferer I was immediately interested. Sleep paralysis is well understood in the modern age, just as sleep and dreams are generally, but anyone who has ever had a significant nightmare, or a waking nightmare […]

Flesh + Blood (1985)

Paul Verhoeven’s first Hollywood production was in many respects a case of ‘start as you mean to go on.’ In line with the Dutch auteur’s later, more celebrated work – RoboCop, Total Recall, Basic Instinct, Starship Troopers (let’s put Showgirls to one side just now, although there’s a lot to be said for that one) […]

Bone Parish #1

Some say that you haven’t lived until you’ve dropped a hit of acid on some Pink Floyd. They say that everything tastes better, looks better, and man oh man, does that bass guitar swim like a golden dragon in the plump, pink clouds of the early morning sun. Sometimes though, sometimes it’s not enough and […]

The Changeling (1980)

It’s a pleasure to find oneself watching a hitherto-unknown supernatural horror, just like The Changeling. Before Insidious and that Woman in Black remake were even a twinkle in the eye, before ghosts got riotous, filmmakers were giving voice to ghost stories which could be understated, yet complex enough to keep their secrets until the end. […]

Rondo (2018)

How much can one ninety-minute film reasonably do within its timeframe? Can a film successfully go from awkward laughs to gore, from femmes fatales to OTT-ultraviolence, and from slacker humour to shock? Rondo (2018) believes it’s not only possible, it’s all part and parcel of its overall appeal. Both the ethos and the resulting movie […]

Dead Night (2017)

When a new horror movie lands with a painfully generic title and reports of a troubled journey to the final cut, this tends to leave you with pretty low expectations going in. Dead Night premiered at 2017’s Fantastic Fest, then known as Applecart; a title I’m glad they ditched, as a) it could easily be […]

Cannibal Ferox (1981)

Umberto Lenzi turned his hand to many different kinds of genre film during his career, so it’s perhaps little surprise that he looked to the kind of cannibalism movies being made by his peers (such Ruggero Deodato), making two of them in very rapid succession, after almost a ten-year break between these and the first […]

X-Files Case Files: Hoot Goes There #1

You know what’s great about the X-Files? Everything! Everything is great about the X-Files! It’s a goddamn national treasure right up there with the White House and that soup painting by Andy Warhol. The political intrigue of a secret FBI unit, the moral intricacies of discovering a world beyond our understanding, ALIENS! It’s got everything […]