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Celluloid Screams 2025: Alpha

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Whilst director Julia Ducournau has made just three features to date (taking roughly a decade to do so), it’s a case of quality over quantity. Any minor quibbles with her work aside, the films she’s produced so far have offered intriguing takes on what could, in other hands, be quite simplistic body horrors. But in her hands, her style of world-building has made her films into something more complex and satisfying. This is a preface to wondering what in the hell was eating the critics at Cannes this year: what exactly is it about Alpha (2025) that has triggered such a dismissive, even scathing response from so many of them? As much as the new film is less tethered to a linear narrative style than its predecessors, it’s in many other respects another rock-solid Ducournau feature: an interesting and outlandish vision, laser-focused on a physicality which links the ick to something more profound, using sensitive characterisation to explore a hyperreal version of modern(ish) France. So far, so Ducournau. But what it most certainly isn’t is Titane all over again, which seems to have aggrieved a few people. Or, perhaps its exploration of addiction and disease is too much, both a bit too close to home and a bit too much of a fantasy to hit the right notes. Whatever; calling the film ‘drab’, ‘cowardly’ or even ‘a turkey’ seem like oddly disproportionate responses to a film which unfolds so many of its ideas superbly well. Perhaps those free seats were a bit lumpy this year.

When the film starts, we encounter a much younger version of Alpha than the teenager we stick with for most of the rest of the film. As a five year old (Ambrine Trigo Ouaked), which is how she appears in the very first scene, Alpha seems to be in the care of an intravenous drug user. Innocently, she has taken a marker pen and she’s joining up his track marks like they’re a map: he, whoever he is – though we could perhaps infer he’s a relative, because how in the name of god else? – lets her do this, though struggling not to nod out as she does. When he tells her, ‘I’ve caught something,’ it’s our first hint that his physical condition could be hiding something more ominous. But in this part of the film, it’s a double meaning: he opens his fist to reveal a ladybird, traditionally symbolic of resilience. The little girl squeals with delight as she takes it from him; the ladybird motif will recur throughout the rest of the film, with a poster of a ladybird hanging on Alpha’s bedroom wall, in a room which becomes first a contested space, then a space for an unlikely reunion and the formation of a strange, formative bond.

Perhaps it’s on some level due to her early exposure to drug use, or perhaps it’s just due to the vicissitudes of being a teenager, but when we next pick up with Alpha (now played by Mélissa Boros), she’s whacked out of her mind at a house party: whatever has put her in this hole, it’s probably something more than cheap cider. She gets tattooed by someone who probably hasn’t passed an environmental health qualification: surrounded by squalor, using a needle and a punctured ink cartridge, the nameless tattooist handpicks a large letter ‘A’ into the child’s arm. Alpha lets him do his thing, ink and blood running out of her arm in rivulets. This scarlet letter is of course still there when her mother (Golshifteh Farahani) is at hand to help clean her up when she gets home. She’s horrified: as a medic, she is well aware that there’s a new, fatal bloodborne infection doing the rounds. She deals with it every day. I don’t know if anyone has mentioned the similarity to the ‘stone men’ from Game of Thrones, but in Alpha, the new disease does something similar – turning its victims into beautiful marble. It’s fatal, but along the way, it makes people into strange works of art, ‘like Apollo’, as Alpha innocently describes someone later in the film. Maman insists that her daughter gets tested for the infection right away, as well as vaccinated against tetanus and other precautions we might recognise.

Steadily, the world of the film unfolds as a nearly-France, or France’s shadow perhaps: in some respects it seems modern, but in others, either entirely timeless, or more recognisably anchored to a point in time a few decades ago. If this was France exactly, then we might be a little surprised by how dishevelled everything seems to be. Hospitals groan under the strain of a new epidemic; nurses and doctors provide all the care they can, but bafflingly, without taking adequate steps to safeguard themselves from the infection, like some sort of version of medieval healthcare, part practice and part faith-based. Elsewhere, Alpha’s school is in a state of functional disrepair, with her only lessons seeming to comprise physical education, or snippets of Edgar Allan Poe, whose ‘dream within a dream’ message is disrupted by some casual student homophobia and a failure to appreciate the poem’s chimerical message. Perhaps this is Ducournau, acknowledging how more worldly concerns may impact upon the type of world-building she’s doing here. Or, perhaps it’s simply there to establish the school’s combative environment. As soon as the other students catch a glimpse of Alpha’s suppurating, swollen arm, which with the amount of Phys Ed going on, they inevitably do, they begin to actively ostracise her, believing her to be a carrier for the new infection.

This withdrawn and already alienated girl then has a new problem. Arriving home one day, she’s horrified to find what she at first believes to be an intruder. Actually, it’s the man once tasked with looking after her. This is her mother’s brother, Uncle Amin (Tahar Ramin, who lost 20kg to play this role, close to what Christian Bale went through to star in The Machinist). Alpha had forgotten him; she’s now scared to death of him. Her mother’s love for her brother has perhaps overridden her common sense, as she’s decided Amin can sleep in Alpha’s room while he detoxes and gets his life together; as above, it’d have to be a relative to get these types of special dispensations, as most parents wouldn’t particularly want a rattling addict sweating it out on their thirteen year old daughter’s floor, but the love between brother and sister is one of the film’s most unshakeable, even if irrational threads, something which pulls the entire two-hour film together, uniting two separate timelines, a then and a now which combine to impact upon Alpha, shifting her forward into young adulthood.

But a strange thing happens; the more Alpha is made to come to terms with the possibility that she, despite her attested youth, may be carrying an infection which will kill her, the more sympathy she begins to feel for the dissolute, complex Amin, who is able to offer her the kinds of coming-of-age blowouts she seems to need as well as a new, dark, pithy respect for living and dying on one’s own terms. He’s also in many respects her guide to understanding the flawed but resolute nature of unconditional love: whatever else is in store for her, we see very clearly that the film’s journey is part of her by the time the end credits roll. If the film is offering a magical realist spin on the AIDS epidemic (with its rampant accompanying homophobia) and on the more recent global pandemic (with its own panic and unreason, as well as devastating loss), then it’s also looking in a more complex way at the nature of that loss, offering a world where people become their own memorial monuments, where junkies with their wounded veins and emaciated limbs, or ostracised queer people who are unable to kiss their partners in public, transform into something ghastly – but timeless.

You might not ultimately be able to ‘grasp/Them with a tighter clasp’, but the relationship between the living and the dead is transformed here, as is the whole coming of age saga as we might know it. On the outskirts of all of this, there are generational and cultural differences to sift: a little girl unable to speak to her Berber kin, a family riven by addiction, milestones obscured by pitfalls. It’s imaginative, provocative stuff, and if it eschews narrative conventions just too much for some audiences, then so be it: there’s more than enough here, in terms of themes, script and performances, to render Alpha one of the most immersive and provocative films of the year.

Alpha (2025) was the closing film at this year’s Celluloid Screams.

Available Now – Celluloid Hex: The Witch in Horror and Genre Cinema

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My new book, Celluloid Hex, is now available to buy!

The book takes a look at ten films about witchcraft and covens across nine detailed, illustrated chapters. Some of these films are well known and loved; some are less familiar. However, in each case, they offer up great opportunities to consider the motif of witchcraft and what it represents about the specific time and background of each film. From Häxan to The Witch, the book covers roughly a century of cinematic witchery: along the way, it covers a variety of ideas and influences, from the Malleus Maleficarum to journalistic hoaxes, from anxieties about non-European magical practices to the uses of new technologies, from music to media to true crime, feminism and social liberty.

My last book – on Lucio Fulci’s cynical masterpiece A Lizard in a Woman’s Skin – was without doubt a niche project, whereas Celluloid Hex has a more wide-ranging appeal. The witch is everywhere; arguably, any history of witchcraft on film is a history of film itself. However, the same sort of approach which I took in Opening The Cage is used here, too. There’s the same exploration of cultural and social influences, the same close focus on details and the same film fan’s love for the films in question.

If this sounds of interest, then please head over the store for more information and to pick up your copy! This is a limited print run, so please be quick if you want to grab one. Thank you, and thank you again for supporting independent print media!

Celluloid Screams 2025: Deathstalker

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Deathstalker (2025) is, by design, completely ridiculous. It’s also a film which, if it weren’t ridiculous, would be a disappointment. Both an amalgam and an homage to the original Deathstalker trilogy of the 1980s (produced by Roger Corman), it’s respectful to the original low-budget fantasy madness of the originals, whilst coming smack bang up to date by, amongst other things, adding in an immense amount of gore FX – starting with heads being chopped off and pretty much continuing along that line throughout its runtime. It doesn’t take itself too seriously, because if it did, it would dash the fairly jovial, self-deprecating atmosphere which is there in spades from the very beginning. Get ready for a diverse array of sword-swinging monsters, mercenaries, thieves, magicians and…some sort of conjured flying hag thing, which quite rightly draws the question from the Deathstalker himself: ‘how does this help?’

I’d be a liar to myself if I said I grasped all of the finer points of the film’s plot, but here’s a rough rundown: the Deathstalker (Daniel Bernhardt) is a legendary fighter who’s not above a bit of battlefield pillage: on one such occasion very early on in the film, he happens upon a very expensive-looking amulet on the body of a knight (actually a prince) who, and let’s be clear here, isn’t even dead at the time it’s taken from him. It soon transpires that the amulet is cursed; of course it’s cursed: look at it. Deathstalker tries to fling it away, but it immediately finds its way back to him. So he tries again. No dice.

This isn’t good: he will need help to get rid of what is clearly a curse, and that ‘help’ comes in the form of a diminutive wizard called Doodad (voiced by Patton Oswalt), who himself needs to be freed from a situation before he can be enlisted to help. But you don’t just shift a curse so easily; it requires a journey through devastatingly dangerous territory (Deathstalker’s map, which he is seriously planning on using to navigate the wastes, is one of the most hilarious moments in this film) all whilst armies of creatures and demons come after him wanting to steal the amulet, which is of course linked to ancient forces, world-ending prophecies and the like. Nothing’s ever easy, but I guess if this turns into a moral lesson of any kind then it’s – stop robbing dead bodies, particularly on battlefields and particularly of things which have ominous inscriptions all over them. And evil faces. Things with ominous inscriptions and evil faces. Leave those where they are.

The tone throughout is very self-aware, but that doesn’t exactly mean that the film is making fun of the genre it belongs to. It’s much more of a ‘laughing with’ vibe, with a low-key script which contains plenty of genre-speak and language (complex prophecies and ancient evils need a certain vocabulary) but also contains plenty of modern phraseology – which doesn’t feel jarring, given the overall approach being taken – and surprisingly little bombast, giving a sense of a bunch of people somewhat annoyed and surprised by the batshit crazy events which are overtaking them.

That sense of ‘oh god, what’s next?’ makes things all the funnier, actually, and in a broader sense it shows that director Steven Kostanski – who has cut his chops on a number of well-received and deeply weird genre titles in recent years, such as The Void (2016) and Psycho Goreman (2020) – knows his audience, and knows just who he is making his films for. His work has a certain look and (depending on your preferences) a charm to it, all old-school SFX and gore-soaked rubber critters, so Deathstalker provides ample opportunity for more of the same, especially as it’s a remake (of sorts) and so gets a pass to be deliberately kitschy and retro, just like the trilogy which has inspired it. It’s nailed down as a solid choice for Kostanski to deliver.

Of course, watching this one with a receptive audience certainly helps to make it, and it’s one of those films which will likely always multiply in appeal the more people are sitting down to watch it, but as a well-paced, often ingenious effects-driven romp through a fun fantasy landscape with plenty of bizarre characters and scenarios, there is absolutely more than enough here to keep the interest, even if – largely speaking – you’re not ordinarily a fan of this genre. Horror fans will find plenty of pleasing splatter and attention to detail here, with great creature design; there’s also great action throughout. In a nutshell, it’s very hard to be bored here, as this is a very entertaining project which does exactly what it has set out to do.

Deathstalker (2025) received its UK premiere at Celluloid Screams.

Celluloid Screams 2025: Head Like a Hole

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Asher (Steve Kasan) is having a pretty bleak time. He’s out of work, struggling to pay even his phone bill and sleeping out of his car. In many respects, the art of super innovative indie flick Head Like a Hole is in how it takes and tweaks an economic situation which will be recognisable to many people, edging it steadily into being an innovative horror-ish, sci-fi-ish ordeal. With a budget of just $13,000 in play, director and co-writer Stefan MacDonald-Labelle makes impressive use of what could otherwise have been restrictive, in fact using the restrictions to create something which starts small but ends big. Cosmic, even.

Having established that here’s a young man who is, for reasons we never fully glean, at his lowest ebb, we’re with Asher when he notices a job ad attached to a post. It’s one of those ones where you tear off a strip with a number from the bottom. He has nothing to lose, so he calls the number: it’s a vacancy for a ‘researcher’, which could mean pretty much anything, but he is surprised and pleased to get an interview almost immediately. It’s so sudden, that he has about a half hour to get there (and a car which dies on him, albeit with just enough time left for him to run there). But he’s motivated; being flat broke is a great motivator, so he gets there on time. Almost on time.

The set up, when he arrives, is very odd. Rather than being an office address, Asher finds himself at a residential address, being greeted by what would be his new boss, Emerson (Jeff McDonald). Emerson is one of those employers whose dedication to a seemingly incomprehensible professional goal always makes them seem like they are somehow not of the same mindset as everyone else; I’m sure we’ve all had at least one. Emerson is affable enough though, and he begins to describe the job role. There’s a strict dress code which must be observed at all times; there are limited opportunities for downtime, although if successful, Asher is to be given board and lodge and the use of a small, possibly thirty year old television set. Of course, timekeeping is key and being punctual is mandatory, with no exceptions. But what research is taking place here? In a domestic home?

So we come to it: Emerson explains to Asher that his job is to monitor an ‘anomaly’, or what looks awfully like… a small hole in an exterior wall in the basement of the house. That’s it. On the hour, every hour, Asher has to measure the anomaly, recording his findings. He has questions – of course he has questions – but answers come there none, and in fact he’s rebuffed when he asks. However, he’ll get paid pretty well for such an unskilled job, which puts paid to his questions for the time being. He doesn’t know why he’s doing this thing, but it’s a decent opportunity for him in financial terms, so he sets aside his misgivings and settles into his seat in the basement, staring at the wall, using a ruler as required, writing down his findings…

Well-aimed mockery of late stage capitalism has been done many times and the ritual of gainful employment – for many people, participating in the enrichment of strangers for oblique reasons in order to receive back a tiny share of money you generate for them – is sent up mercilessly and very wittily here, which feels like a strange comment to make, given how much this film is pared back. Whilst perhaps there are some connections with something like the TV series Severance, Head Like a Hole very much has its own approach. Sticking to black and white, it isn’t particularly verbose, and spends a lot of time with Asher himself as he grows into the role: he acts a great deal of this role non-verbally actually, or else overhearing snatches of conversations, doing his best to make sense of his new, bizarre situation. There’s a lot of silence here. There would be, given Asher mostly works alone, save for the odd interaction with other members of the research team, such as the friendly and helpful Sam (Eric B. Hansen). In the background, on hazy news reports, we glean evidence that something significant is going on outside these four walls, but its intrusion here – if it is an intrusion at all – is only really on the level of the deeply personal, with some profound moments from our protagonist which speak ably to modern feelings of alienation and deeper existential angst as he tries to fathom his situation. It’s clever and compelling.

At the heart of it all, Asher only begins to really grow and develop when he finally accepts the suggestions of his small staff team and really starts to engage with this ‘anomaly’. We soon find out that there have been other researchers, researchers who have perhaps not been particularly successful (and the audience have seen some pretty decisive evidence of this fact already) but things begin to change when, at his boss’s behest, Asher finally begins to treat the anomaly like a person of sorts, pouring his heart out in ways you can guess he hasn’t ever really done before. This does have an impact on events, with things in the basement finally starting to change.

Of course the world of work is being sent up here, but Head Like a Hole does more during its runtime. Relationships come in for a drubbing; then, old certainties, things like, faith, love and friendship get their share. Religion? Throw that in the mix, too. Things get steadily darker and more absurd as the film progresses, but there’s a wealth of sensitivity in amongst the madness here, offering a lowkey horror/sci-fi with a snappy existential twist and, by design or necessity, the film keeps its gore and FX at a minimum, which encourages us to ponder some of the film’s deeper meanings rather than anticipating a bigger shift into more horror fare. The result is a pleasing, oddly charming and character driven deep dive into the bizarre. And is there a happy ending to balance out all of this studied, often darkly comedic madness? See it and find out, but perhaps start taking some bets with yourself when you do…

Head Like a Hole (2024) received its UK premiere at Celluloid Screams.

Celluloid Screams 2025: We Bury the Dead

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Australian apocalypse cinema has turned up some excellent examples over the past decade or so; that’s even without naming a certain franchise, itself named for a certain seminal character, which re-emerged in 2015. These Final Hours (2013) – which I now realise I reviewed a decade ago at the same festival – places modern Australia under the quite literal shadow of an incoming asteroid and allows us to watch society straining and collapsing under the weight of certain annihilation. Then we’ve had films like Wyrmwood (2014) and Cargo (2017), which have each dealt in varying degrees with personal interest stories and – well, zombies, in the case of Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead. These are movie monsters which still crop up in genre cinema reasonably regularly. However, more and more, we get different spins on the zombie genre: films are more inclined to examine the emotional impact of the resurrecting dead, rather than simply pitching them against the living.

This brings us to We Bury The Dead (2024), which perhaps takes some elements from the aforementioned films and central ideas, but spins them into something rather unusual and innovative. The promo for the film seemingly can’t help itself but to represent its zombies as sinister hunters (just look at the blurb on IMDb); this is a bit of a mistake, as this is only a small part of the peril at play in the film. People expecting the Dawn of the Dead remake will be disappointed; this is something else almost entirely, and it works well on its own, far quieter merits.

The premise is this: something world-changing and significant has taken place in Tasmania. An experimental American weapon has been accidentally detonated (the sort of deadly incompetence which feels entirely plausible nowadays), leading to the instantaneous deaths of thousands of civilians. Society is endeavouring to bounce back, but to do this, it needs to deal with the hidden gruntwork intrinsic to keeping calm and carrying on. Whilst parts of Tasmania continue to burn, the military are going in to retrieve the dead – hopefully to identify them, and to dispose of them. Ava (Daisy Ridley) has enlisted as a civilian volunteer, using her medical expertise for the purpose of body retrieval. However, she has an ulterior motive, as no doubt many of the people who have also enlisted do. Why else would anyone want to do this thing otherwise? Ava has lost track of her husband Mitch (Matt Whelan), who prior to the disaster had gone to a Tasmanian resort for his work. Expecting the worst, Ava nonetheless feels she owes it both of them to find out what happened to him.

In one of the film’s perhaps less plausible moments of character development, Ava ends up buddying up with the rather intractable, gung-ho Clay (Brendon Thwaites), who seems strangely unconcerned by the work at hand. As they work, with the film spending a great deal of time showing us family photos on the walls of houses now filled with dead bodies, Clay seems to think nothing of just grabbing a corpse by its ankles and heaving it out into the street; Ava is at first repelled by this, but perhaps she admires something of his approach. Still, they bond just enough for Ava to convince Clay to help her, so they abandon their official duties to travel the 200 kilometres to the resort – on a motorbike, to get it done quickly and to evade notice.

Snag. Or, another snag. There are many snags here. Not only are large parts of the route blocked off with crashed vehicles (the weapon killed people instantaneously), and not only are parts of the island impassable due to debris, smoke and flame, but in some circumstances, the dead are getting up and walking. The military are aware of this, but are quite confidently dealing with it: they believe most of the dead to be ‘docile’, and easily dispatched. Certainly, at least at first, this seems to be the case: the dead are seemingly more interested in pondering their own condition, though become more erratic and even a little self-harming as time moves on. However, out on their own, Ava and Clay can’t rely on the military and the agreed system of dispatch. And, as their journey progresses and they begin to encounter a more varied bunch of the resurrected dead, we glean more and more about each key character’s real backstories and motivations.

Perhaps it’s inevitable that the longer certain movie monsters have been around, the more filmmakers will want to experiment with the known characteristics of that monster: just as we have had ‘vegetarian vampires’ and the like, so we now have a number of zombie flicks where the zombies (and let’s stick with that term for convenience) don’t simply hate the living, or want to infect them, or to eat their brains and so on. In We Bury the Dead, the zombies can and do choose to pursue the living, and it’s definitely alarming when they do, but it seems to be borne out of desperation and a kind of sadness, rather than a simple impulse to infect/kill/eat. This isn’t, however, as quiet a film as the likes of Handling the Undead (2024) with its almost entirely harmless undead (unless you’re a rabbit). There are the more expected, increasing moments of peril in We Bury the Dead, and some of the undead tableaux in the film are phenomenal, absolutely worthy of Romero at his best. We also get, arguably, a few tributes to other well-known canonical films, too.

But all of this would be moot without interesting living characters; thankfully Daisy Ridley, the lead, does very well with her role, and the fact that this is a film not overloaded with dialogue or exposition works to her favour. We gradually get the sense that the catastrophic event may have had a huge impact in terms of scale and impact, but far smaller stories carry equal emotional weight here, and that eventually goes for Clay, too. These are characters you care about, and flashbacks are used sparingly, but effectively to flesh them out, giving a sense of motivations which go beyond those originally stated. There are a few gaps in narrative cogency in places, and the determination of filmmakers to sacrifice some plot coherence for some identikit warm, fluffy moments will always raise an eyebrow, but all in all We Bury the Dead is a well-paced progression through personal and international disasters, carefully piecing together just a couple of the sad stories which you just know are here, against a backdrop of something still barely understood and dreadful. It’s a thoughtful, considered approach which may not suit all audiences, but has a great deal to offer to anyone who can stand something a little different.

We Bury the Dead (2024) was this year’s secret film at the Celluloid Screams Film Festival.

Celluloid Screams 2025: Hacked

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Hacked (or to give it its full title, Hacked: A Double Entendre of Rage Fueled [sic] Karma) has an interesting pedigree. In 2021, writer/director Shane Brady and his wife, producer Emily Zercher, were phished out of a sizable amount of money – $20,000 – intended as a down-payment on a new home. Having lost everything, they then had a nightmare of a time trying to get compensated by a strangely unconcerned bank (though actually, when you think about how banks operate, it’s not that strange). This film eventually came about as a big old ‘fuck you’, a fantasy of what they’d have liked to do to the hacker – or, as they identify at the end of the film itself, technically a phisher, though ‘hacker’ certainly fits better lexically with what they go on to do to the imagined thief in the film.

So, this is a fantasy with its feet in reality. The first ten minutes of the film are based on real events, before things head off in a more fantastical direction where ‘their’ hacker is reimagined as a powerful ubergeek called The Chameleon (Chandler Riggs). In the world of the film, his attention was drawn by the family’s two teenage sons roundly beating him in an online game but, it’s suggested, this guy has ripped off so many people in so many ways, he might even have found his way to them randomly. But the fact is, he has found them, he has cloned an email to get them to sign over a massive sum of money, and it has left them with a real hankering for revenge. That part is true. It’s what happens next which isn’t.

Here, the family, now the Rumble family, tracks him down, abducts him and begins to torture him – ostensibly to get him to give up his passwords so they can get their money back, but thanks to the surprise presence of a sympathetic Santa (!) with a magic candy cane which can undo actions which have already been done, the family gets the opportunity to torture The Chameleon to death as many times as they like and in a series of increasingly imaginative ways…

Interestingly, Hacked screened at Celluloid Screams on the same day as Pascal Laugier’s existential torture epic Martyrs, and it makes for an interesting comparison, because you really couldn’t get two films each taking torture as a central plot device which play out more differently than these two. It’s like comparing Hostel to Tom and Jerry. Hacked is very much on the side of the latter, if that needed saying, but more than just that, it comes positively drenched in the new conventions of online content creation so familiar from the likes of YouTube and TikTok. Endless, flashy edits, self-referential dialogue, music, call-backs to other media (the two boys in the film are, of course, content creators in their own right and their footage gets added in for context and backstory regularly throughout) and frequent gags, bordering on in-jokes, run throughout the film.

Online gaming…perpetual torture…a family bonding exercise…Santa…either those elements will speak to you as being pleasantly quirky and entertaining, or else make you baulk that it’s coming at you for a full length feature and honestly, once you’ve picked your camp, you’re unlikely to see anything which makes you swap your allegiances. Stylistically, it all feels very much like it could easily have been released piecemeal on a popular video sharing network, if you could show the type of comedic violence which forms up the bedrock of the film, and (whisper it) it may well have worked better in that format. As a feature – a ninety minute feature – it begins to feel repetitive and honestly, more like a family joke (or at least a project likely to speak mainly to a fairly niche audience) which can’t justify this kind of sustained runtime. That’s not to say that there aren’t good moments here, and more than a few jokes which land: it just begins to lose appeal once the novelty value of the central premise has lodged itself in your head.

Still, using film as a direct way of getting catharsis for a real world problem, one which unfortunately affects thousands of people on a daily basis, is an interesting and novel way to get over a life-changing experience like this and there are many people out there who may resonate with the message. Lots of other people will appreciate the zany, over-the-top humour. For the rest of us, aside from counting our lucky stars if we haven’t been hacked (or phished), we may find that there isn’t quite enough to go around here for a general audience feature-length film – as much as we may all wish the filmmakers and their family and friends the very best, and feel relief for how their real-life version of this situation finally resolved itself. Though it’s still not quite clear how this film is in any way a ‘double entendre’, or contains any: when someone is getting their legs destroyed with a cheese grater, where’s the veiled innuendo? A minor semantic quibble, perhaps.

Hacked: A Double Entendre of Rage Fueled Karma (2025) featured at this year’s Celluloid Screams.

Celluloid Screams 2025: The Occupant of the Room

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In the history of Ghost Stories for Christmas – at least of the most familiar, British and televised variety – M R James is the author who has tended to be most strongly represented. Which is fine, and fitting; Jamesian horror, with its subtleties and horrors intruding onto the ordered lives of (almost invariably) British gentlemen, has a timeless charm. However, when it comes to the storytelling genre, there are many other authors of a similar vintage who offered their own, innovative takes on similar situations, one of whom is Algernon Blackwood. His take on the ‘stranger in a strange land’ motif in his 1909 short story The Occupant of the Room forms the basis for a new ghost story adaptation, here from author and director Kier-La Janisse. The result is a respectful homage to the ghostly TV and cinema of its Seventies heyday, but it’s not just an homage at all; it actually feels like it bridges the gap between vintage and modern, with its own, innovative features and inclusions.

The screenplay itself is reasonably simple, and like the original story, rather sparse: a gentleman (Don McKellar) arrives at a remote inn in the Alps, believing that he has a booking. It’s cold; it’s nowhere near anywhere; the inn really is his only hope. However, the strangely recalcitrant staff inform him that the inn is full; he has no booking after all. They don’t suggest he might like to hunker down for the night, either, but instead tell him to try his chances elsewhere.

After some fluster and delay, and given his understandable reluctance to wander out into the precipitous dark, the hotel’s manager tells him that he can, if he wishes, take one of their rooms after all – but it is in the strangely liminal state of being occupied – sort of. It was originally taken by a visiting Englishwoman, an ‘experienced mountaineer’ who nonetheless set out two days previously and has not yet returned. The staff are as upset by this as they are about the gentleman’s lack of booking – not particularly, it appears – but, for an increased fee, he can take the room after all, on the proviso that the unhappy woman may, possibly, return. In his desperation and exhaustion, he agrees, but his time in the room not quite his own becomes an insular and profoundly dreadful experience.

That’s the setup, and it’s a recognisable setup for the inevitable series of disconcerting events, but the trick is in how this is expressed on screen. The story itself is rather minimal – that’s part of its appeal – but Janisse is able to add additional layers of dread whilst remaining largely faithful to the story, and thankfully, without padding out the story itself to feature-length (which wouldn’t work well), sticking to around the thirty-minute mark. She turns the story’s elements into a peculiarly introspective nightmare, paying due diligence to Blackwood’s quaint, nightmarish style, but also making it into something which, in just thirty minutes, carries a great deal of emotional weight as a piece of at-times experimental film. There are footsteps, noises, strange dreams, sure – but refracted through a framing device, whereby both broad vistas of the surrounding countryside and close focus on its details conspire to create an odd, heavy feeling (exacerbated by the film’s use of black and white) and a world in which people and their motivations are dwarfed by the blind, pitiless indifference of something profound, waiting out there. The use of paintings and photography which are not present in the original story makes for an ominous addition.

Making it all the more weighty perhaps, the people who form the heart of this story – one present, one present-absent – seem to be punished in the story for wilful decisions and behaviours. It’s a cautionary tale, particularly for one written in a brand-new century, another ‘who is this who is coming’ from another author preoccupied on some level with the dismal horrors to follow, horrors which spill out of the film and lend awful weight to the story’s own conclusions.

There’s a twist in this tale too, but its sudden reveal towards the close of the film only feels like the last shock in a sequence of bleak existential messages. Whilst sadly some of the dialogue is lost towards the end of the film in its crescendo of ominous strings, the film’s trippy, inventive climax is more than able to land. This both shows its awareness of its source material and also shows it striking out in some respects on its own. In some respects it feels similar to 2023’s To Fire You Come at Last – Janisse was executive producer on this project – another economical, respectful tribute to period horrors of the past which also feels bang up to date, with the same kind of layering of nostalgia and something more modern, brooding and knowing.

The Occupant of the Room featured at Celluloid Screams 2025.

Frankie, Maniac Woman (2025)

Posted on by Keri O'Shea

There’s a serial killer on the loose in LA. As a shock jock-type DJ jokes about it being someone with ‘mommy issues’, your thoughts turn pretty quickly to the standard: a man who loathes women. Which, to be fair, it usually is, but not today: the killer we see dispatching a terrified woman on the city’s outskirts is also a woman. No great shock, perhaps, given the film’s title, but a shock overall. We then skip back in time, meeting the same woman – Frances, or Frankie (Dina Silva) – working out at the gym before heading into town to play a gig. The security guy won’t let her in, openly disbelieving her when she says she’s ‘with the band’. Actually she’s in the band, a struggling, if talented singer and musician hoping against hope to get a residency out of tonight’s performance. Straight away, it’s turned into Frankie’s fault if the band isn’t successful in this. She hasn’t been doing enough to work on her appearance; she doesn’t even look like she’s lost any weight. And so on.

Sadly for Frankie, this treatment she’s getting from others is starting to manifest in an open hatred of women who, for her, have made the prohibitive grade: they’re slim and beautiful, whereas she’s not and whatever she gets told quite openly by the people around her, her as-yet unseen alter ego says aloud in even stronger terms. There are more reasons behind this than simply the fact that she’s sick of hearing that she needs to lose weight, but for now, that’s where her frustration lies.

One day, she decides she can’t take any more but, as she attempts to end things once and for all, a strange figure emerges out of the scrub nearby. He seems to know Frankie, and seems to know a lot about her, too. Rather than encourage her in her abortive suicide attempt, he seems to want to instil a different approach. This man appears to embody something of Frankie, mirroring her to an extent. Is it just her alter ego in a different form? Or something else?

In any case, he’s quite keen to urge her on to some pretty shocking ultraviolence, and Frankie isn’t particularly resistant to the message. At first it all seems to be a grand redress of the unfairness which has dogged Frankie for years, but actually it turns out to be a lot more scattergun than that, a kind of indiscriminate lashing out at everyone Frankie perceives to ‘have it good’, whoever they might be, male or female. It’s an equal opportunities gorefest, if you like, and one which is absolutely brutal in plenty of places.

Frankie, Maniac Woman marks a break from director and co-writer Pierre Tsigaridis’s prior work: so far, he has tended towards no doubt grisly, but supernatural plotlines, whereas this is much more of a cynical, even darkly comic slasher fantasy. If this means the risk of tackling big-hitting topics like suicidal ideation in places, then it’s all in the service of a film, as a whole, which strives to balance its key moments of absurdity against material which, if not exactly profound, is still knowing and unflinching. Certainly, we have seen a lot of equally graphic and unpleasant scenes down through the years, and often perpetrated against women: at least Frankie, Maniac Woman dispenses with the rather hackneyed final girl motif to give us a key character who is both villain and victim. As an audience member, it feels tragic that she’s going after people who are as much at the mercy of what feels like a rigged system as she is – at least in some respects – but the great meaninglessness of the violence is part of the point. Frankie has nowhere else to go.

There is something of a pause before the film moves into a final act, but on the whole, there’s very little let up. Lead actress (and co-writer) Dina Silva is great throughout, likeable despite everything she does, able to play up to the film’s more humorous moments, but equally plausible as a violent tour de force with a well-aimed kettlebell. If The Stylist put a feminine spin on the kind of horror we saw in Maniac, then Frankie, Maniac Woman carries on with that same journey, even if eschewing the emphasis on frailty which is there in spades in Jill Gevargizian’s film. Frankie has her moments, and we see the origins of some of her instability, but she’s not written in such a way that she comes across as easily breakable. This isn’t a film which paints in fine strokes, but then nor is the world it’s critiquing (at least in its incarnation here), so its big, bold, visually-ambitious display has an irreverent charm of its own – even if there are some minor lulls and stumbles too. The only really unforgiveable thing would be if the film wallowed in the same aggressive misogyny it purports to loathe, but it doesn’t do that – even if all it chooses to do (and do well) is to point out its indignities in singular, eye-popping fashion.

Frankie, Maniac Woman (2025) premiered at Grimmfest UK on Friday 10th October.

The Ugly Stepsister (2025)

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Elvira (Lea Myren) is a young girl in love with the idea of being in love. More specifically, she’s in love with the idea of one Prince Julian, an eligible royal who just so happens to be a published poet: she pores over his verse incessantly. Briefly back in the real world, she, her younger sister Alma and her mother Rebekka are about to move in with her mother’s new husband-to-be in a very fine ancestral pile in Swedlandia – but it’s not a complete deviation from Elvira’s fantasy, as you can see Prince Julian’s castle from the window. On a tour of the new digs with her new stepsister Agnes (Thea Sofie Loch Næss), Elvira expresses her desire to marry the prince, looking longingly across the valley to where he lives.

Such an aim becomes something more akin to a duty, however, when her new stepdad dies nearly instantaneously, and like all good aristocrats, it seems he was actually penniless. He has that in common with his new wife and her daughters, who perhaps misrepresented their own wealth just a tad. Someone has to marry well, and quickly.

There’s a snag. Elvira is too plain to be a catch. Poor kid; she’s actually very pretty, rudimentary braces and all, but she has more of a doll face than the noble mien of, say, her stepsister, who fits in far more with the ideal: she’s tall, slim, blonde and dignified. When Prince Julian announces that he will be holding a prestigious ball in a month’s time, this only adds to the pressure for Elvira, both from herself and her mother: what’s a diligent parent to do, except dodge the funeral expenses for her newly-deceased husband in order to splurge on a few tweakments for her daughter, or in other words, her best hope for a luxurious retirement?

As the film progresses, we get a blend of 19th Century aesthetics and finishing school values with a 21st Century determination to embody them. Elvira and a whole host of other young hopefuls attend deportment lessons and a dance school; Elvira also undergoes separate ordeals, getting fake lashes (oh my god) and even a nose job, all blurring together as the only real course of action for a desperate, and genuinely lovesick teen. In all her hopeful, anxious glory, Elvira undergoes everything asked of her, even though she’s not a natural, and even though she’s soon shown that the ideal of the untouched bride and the loving, respectful partner are equally contrived. The film spares no blushes when it tackles the economy of women’s appearances; it spares no blushes when it deals with the sexuality at its core, either, with a few sex scenes which are genuinely, surprisingly graphic and about as far as it’s possible to get from the glib romantic verse Elvira likes so much. Given the period setting, the body horror which steadily increases as the film rolls on is set against what was a very real pressure on women to marry, and marry well. It was the only way to survive, let alone prosper in this era.

From the dark, panelled walls serving as a background for the hot pink opening titles, The Ugly Stepsister is all about the contrasts. This is a beautiful world of ringlets, cameos, satins and silks; it’s also riven with worms – there are lots of worms in this film, and in different forms – as well as blood, splattery gore and spoilage. As such, it’s made clear early – and often – that there’s a lot of darkness at the core of seemingly quaint fairytales, forcing us to notice (or to find out) that, when you look closely at some of the details which are glossed over so that the happily ever after can come to pass, traditional bedtime stories are potentially stacked with violence. There’s no sanitisation here, and director/writer Emilie Blichfeldt has a lot of grim fun with narrative gaps and overlooked character perspectives. It gets clearer what is going on here as the film progresses, but as we proceed, there’s a wide range of likeable characters to enjoy, even when they’re behaving deplorably. Agnes undergoes a horrible ordeal, as much as Elvira’s mania causes her serious harm and heartache, too. If the older women here are harsh and mercenary – which they really bloody are – then the point is still made that they’ve been ground down at the same mill as their daughters and pupils.

If, after an hour, you find yourself wondering where we can go next, then The Ugly Stepsister does not disappoint once we get to the batshit mad marketplace that is the ball itself. This event, and its fallout, leave us in no doubt of the film’s bigger message, even whilst drawing us on through it – a little reluctantly, perhaps, once all this bodily perfection starts to break down in graphic and often very audible ways too. This film feels like a Brothers Grimm (or Charles Perrault) mash-up with The Substance, this time for younger women, all reflected in the distorting mirror of a well-known fairy story – sometimes inventively, but sometimes very faithfully. The resulting film is a great success: this is a provocative, painterly body horror, shining new light on old ideas and ideals in engrossing and often darkly comic ways.

The Ugly Stepsister (2025) is available to watch on Shudder.

Scurry (2024)

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It’s all going on in the opening scenes of Scurry (2024) as a calamitous event tears a literal hole in the fabric of an American city. At the bottom of a sinkhole which has opened up, an unfortunate man regains consciousness. He’s injured, but he has phone signal, and daylight is auspiciously close. Never mind that: due to a few other unexpected developments, his only option is soon to retreat further into the darkness where, to his shock, he discovers somebody else: a woman. She is almost inevitably injured, too, but there’s more. Unlike Mark (Jamie Costa), Kate (Emalia) has more than a clue about something else which is down there with them.

Kate initially isn’t much interested in teaming up with Mark (and it’s worth adding that their names aren’t given until much later in proceedings; this isn’t a social event). Her reasons for this aren’t delineated at first, but his seemingly paternalistic attitude towards her doesn’t help. He’s not at first much motivated to listen to he what she knows. Needs must, however, and as these two try to make an escape, now via the tunnels beneath the city. They soon come up against a strange, alien threat – a lifeform (a bloody familiar-feeling lifeform, actually).

There are some issues with Scurry, one of which is that it’s hard to keep things interesting once it establishes – very early on, hence no compunction about mentioning it here – that there’s something down there with them in the dark. It’s dark; it’s dangerous; this being known, the film has to work its way through a few rather contrived events to keep the peaks and troughs of peril coming, with a number of false hope moments (instantly recognisable by when exactly they occur in the film’s 100-minute runtime). The threat itself feels a little uneven, too. Is this creature deadly, or just as ill-at-ease down there in the dark, liable to get trapped or outwitted with comparative ease?

However, here’s another horror/sci-fi film with a skeleton cast, limited set and ample darkness which still does enough to potentially endear it to creature feature fans. It’s obviously a very claustrophobic film; possibly, it’s banking on an audience horrified by enclosed spaces and in that, it delivers. The long take approach works too, unfolding in real time with worsening jeopardy, or at the least the strong intimation of that, and decent performances. The fact that Mark and Kate are not instant buddies allows an extra complicating later to be added, and means their character development is more interesting than it might have been.

It’s possible that, based on what’s been written so far, it may be easy to spot a few similarities to other projects. Chief amongst those is The Descent, even if there’s not much descending overall, but there are shades of Cloverfield here, some Glorious in places, and without a shadow of a doubt, the creature design resembles a certain semi-comedic, militaristic creature flick from the 1990s, which hardly needs to be named. The creatures themselves, mostly rendered in CGI, are unfortunately a real weak link in the film, but it’s not the design per se; it’s the clear and obvious way that they’re not really there, and thus hard to read as a real threat. Similarly, the most significant injuries are CGI too, so there’s a surprising paucity of blood and dirt in a film where people are being menaced by bugs underground.

But, hey: even without reinventing the genre, Scurry clearly has some affection for it, and is written in such a way that a range of developments can unfold across the runtime. Fans willing to overlook a few things for the sake of a new film in their genre of choice will find enough here to entertain them, even if it’s unlikely to convert new viewers to the joys of subterranean sci-fi all by itself.

Scurry (2024) hit digital platforms on October 3rd.

The Severed Sun (2024)

Posted on by Keri O'Shea

The Severed Sun (2024) opens in a remote religious community, just prior to a calamitous event. A young woman named Magpie (Emma Appleton) has, presumably with the tacit approval of her bruised and battered elder stepson David (Lewis Gribben), concocted a plan to poison her monstrous husband. Husbands tend to be monstrous, by the by, round these parts. A vase of foxgloves perhaps provides a clue as to how he’ll be dispatched; this appears to be a pre-industrial society, one where people lack access to any kinds of mod cons.

Or is it? At first, the sunlit uplands of The Severed Sun seem timeless, though perhaps with some clues – clothes, buildings – that this could be the early 20th Century. However, a few momentary inclusions disrupt this impression; this could be now, or it could be in the unspecified future. The film is never safely grounded in a specific timeline. What is certain is that this small group of people have put themselves under the power of an unswerving pastor – who just so happens to be Magpie’s father. This doesn’t seem to mean she enjoys special treatment; the pastor (Toby Stephens) has especially high expectations of her, as her dutiful behaviour is so enmeshed with his own soft power. When Magpie and both of her boys absent themselves from prayer meetings after her husband’s untimely, and very much accidental death, grief can only be used as an excuse for so long. There’s also work to be done: these people are subsistence farmers, working the fields by day.

However, something else is stirring here. Magpie seems touched by unsettling, fragmentary visions of some kind. She begins to succumb to sinful behaviour, seemingly at the behest of a dark ‘Beast’ figure. There’s something in the soil, Magpie asserts, but its influence begins to reach out, affecting both her and those close to her.

If this brief synopsis sounds familiar, then yes: there are folk horror elements here which read as familiar. In practice however, The Severed Sun has much to recommend it, and weaves a striking atmosphere while it steadily transforms many of the more expected, core ideas. Here, folk memory is all about the trappings of a lost civilisation, but a very particular version of civilisation, one which seeks to retain the most conservative, paternalistic elements of what came before – marriage, faith, authority. The world has reverted to a feudal system, blurring into religion at its edges, true, but mainly as a means to entrench old, regressive systems. In some respects, The Severed Sun reminds me of the Jim Crace novel Harvest (and I can’t comment on the recently-released film, only the book). There’s the same need to glean clues about an indistinct timeline; there’s a corrupt lord of the manor, exploiting supernatural belief as a new means (or at least an attempt) to further consolidate his pre-existing political power. The sight of the clan worshipping amidst the ruins of a church building is also reminiscent of Harvest, with its own village which never got around to building one. There are shades, too, of more typically dystopian ideas – of a future which has lost sight of many of the meanings in its past. Is that why the Beast comes into being? – Is this a repressed atavistic urge, an amalgamation of a horned god, Pan, Satan – or something else? The pastor certainly sees an opportunity in the appearance of the Beast (played by James Swanton), but perhaps this is a force which cannot be so easily harnessed.

It’s hard to comment on any folk horror (or even folk horror-adjacent) films made in a post-Midsommar (2019) world without mentioning Midsommar and its own isolated rural community. On first glance, there are some aesthetic similarities, but The Severed Sun is quieter, less grandiose – even if just as beautiful, and suffused with soft, golden light throughout (the film was actually made during a heatwave). The emphasis on the supernatural is different in the younger film, too, with something very clearly present, an embodiment of covert lusts and disobedient impulses. Sex and sexuality are important in the film, but a broader urge to question the system itself is important, too. And, if we’re talking genres, there are allusions to nature ‘resetting the balance’ here: if there’s been some event, some catastrophe, then in the world of the film memories of that event, too, are lost, save for a new creation myth and this remote, picturesque, stifling place. Is this, then, an eco-horror, where people’s attempts to reassert old, unfair systems trigger some kind of response from Nature itself? Maybe, and it’s an engaging possibility, but the film holds back on providing easy answers.

For funding reasons, shooting on The Severed Sun had to be scaled back to just 12 days, with a whole script rewrite at very short notice. More was planned here, with more overt elements and more exposition, but honestly, its real charm lies in the pared-back approach which director and writer Dean Puckett has taken, whether by necessity or otherwise. The narrative gaps provide space for interpretation; the light touch itself feels very purposeful, allowing the story to develop and meander into interesting places. All told, The Severed Sun is a beautiful, raw, singular piece of cinema, with superb performances, too.

The Severed Sun (2024) is currently on a limited cinema run ahead of its UK VOD release.