Freddy (Thom Mathews) is a new employee at the Uneeda Medical Supply Warehouse in Louisville, Kentucky. Supervisor Frank (James Karen) attempts to give this thoroughly unglamourous form of employment some umph by taking Freddy to the basement, where drums of a toxic gas called 2-4-5 Trioxin have been stashed by the military. Frank accidentally breaks one of the drums and the gas is unleashed, making Frank and Freddy unwell, but rejuvenating a cadaver which is being stored in a nearby meat locker. Warehouse owner Burt (Clu Gulager) joins Frank and Freddy as they attempt to deal with the reanimated corpse, but that’s just the start of their troubles…
Having recently covered a forty-fifth anniversary screening of The Fog, it’s time for the same bunch of folks to feel ancient all over against as life begins for Dan O’Bannon’s comedic, irreverent, lightly punk rock flavoured take on Night Of The Living Dead, postulating the events of that classic as a fictionalised version of an actual event which took place. This causes its central characters to question what works and what doesn’t when it comes to disposing of the undead. This also leads to the line “You mean the movie lied?” It’s not a bad question, Burt.
Away from the increasing chaos at Uneeda, Freddy’s sweet, innocent girlfriend Tina (Beverly Randolph) and a bunch of their friends are waiting for him to finish work and, as this is a horror film, they choose to while away this time at the local cemetery. For anyone well versed in this flick, this is the point at which Linnea Quigley does what Linnea Quigley did in many an 80s title, which is disrobe. As much as the story tries to give Quigley’s character some kind of motivation for dancing naked on a gravestone, it’s the flimsiest of excuses and she’s still dancing naked on a gravestone no matter how much you try to (un)dress it up (down). Hey, gratuitous nudity was very much the order of the day in that decade and we can all recoil in 2025-inflected horror at it now.
As a matter of fact, Freddy’s circle of friends is somewhat incongruous, mixing odd takes on society’s fringe types in the form of Spider and Mark Venturini’s permanently angry, inaccurately monikered Suicide with tropey, virginal squares such as John Philbin’s Chuck. These folks would not hang out together and would certainly not hang around in graveyards for a couple of hours to kill time while their mate finishes their shift. Still, TROTLD isn’t here for accuracy in either its characterisations or its fleet-of-foot, verbally adept zombies. It’s a knockabout mash up of impressive gore effects and broad comedy, with the Karen/Mathews double act bringing the chuckles and a surprising amount of pathos, come the final act.
Modern horror fans won’t be watching through their fingers – it’s not especially scary and it hasn’t dated nearly as badly as some of its other stablemates from that decade – but it rattles along, puts the prosthetic work front and centre and has a couple of cracking running gags. Also, the joke with the eye chart will never fail to raise a laugh from me and the dialogue in the foreground carries on just long enough for the viewer to read all of it (although you’ll probably find yourself squinting if you don’t see it on a big screen). Very much like Night Of The Living Dead, this return comes complete with its own climactic kicker, although this one is less of a slap in the face than George A. Romero’s original punchline, despite this one’s destructive, darkly comedic resolution.
Whether or not this counts as genuine punk rock – and I’ve a feeling that a lot of Brits will think the movie is far too polite to earn that label – The Return Of The Living Dead is still tons of fun forty years on. The practical effects alone would make it worth a watch, but there’s a knowing, often wry script from O’Bannon, running with Russo and Streiner’s seminal storyline to offbeat effect. Yes, there’s increasing wailing from Mathews and Karen as they realise their exposure to the Trioxin may have some terrifyingly permanent side effects, but for every moment in the second half which confuses volume with impact, there are several others which will have horror fans guffawing, applauding the effects, or both. Overall, you may be in little danger of splitting your sides but if you are, this has the answer: Send more paramedics!
The Return of the Living Dead (2025) featured at this year’s Celluloid Screams Festival.
