30 Years of John Carpenter's Christine

By Kit Rathenar

There are certain things that have always, historically, been the province of teenagers in a way that they can never quite belong to any other section of society. Every generation thinks they invented sex, drugs and rock’n’roll; and in a sense they’re right, because these are rites of passage such that it doesn’t matter who’s done them before. When we’re doing them for the first time, at that moment they belong to us alone.

Horror movies – we all know it – fall into that category, too. We sneaked into eighteens under-age, we dared each other to watch things that we knew we were going to regret, and we’ve all got that one movie that we scared ourselves to death with at some impressionable age and still can’t watch without a shudder. It’s just the way it goes. But there’s one other great cultural icon that resides in this teenage territory, and that’s cars. Even in England learning to drive and getting your wheels is still something special, and in America the First Car has been elevated to the status of a cultural cornerstone. And thus, it makes a certain sense that cars – like sex, like drugs, like rock’n’roll – are a hand-in-glove fit for horror.

Unsurprisingly then, when Stephen King, acknowledged master of the all-American nightmare, wrote Christine he did a damn near perfect job of deconstructing the American teenage boy’s traditional love affair with his chosen wheels and remaking it into a thing of terror. His handiwork is fully acknowledged and honoured in John Carpenter’s 1983 adaptation, which has obviously made a very close study of the original story. Christine seems to have become something of a forgotten entry in Carpenter’s lengthy filmography – certainly compared to the likes of The Thing, which directly preceded it – but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad film. It’s arguably a little lightweight in its conception compared to many of his better known works, but as early-eighties genre horror goes, it remains a pleasure to watch.

Though I’m probably biased, I admit, because I love cars. And I suspect you have to love cars to fully appreciate this film. If you’ve ever had that one perfect marque and model that you wanted more than life, if you always zero in on the stray copy of What Car? in the dentist’s waiting room, you will have no problem buying the premise that a shy, geeky young man might find the love of his life rusting away in a back lot. You can probably imagine exactly how he feels. And indeed if anything, the biggest problem Christine faces is that because its audience will recognise the sentiments at play, it has to work quite hard to make its monster an authentic monster. What’s so bad about a car that looks out for you, can take care of itself while your back is turned, handles all its own repairs and maintenance, and is quite literally willing to do anything for you? In your heart of hearts, it’s hard not to think: well, nothing at all, really. This is probably why both the book and the movie share the same slightly forced quality – Christine, the red and white 1958 Plymouth Fury with a jet black heart, is a gasoline-drunk teenage boy’s dream machine, so it takes a lot of narrative effort to make her convincingly evil enough that you’d want to see her destroyed. And for me, despite those efforts that still never quite happens; I watch this film and I love it, but definitely not for the inevitable events of the last ten minutes. Rather I love it for the gorgeous classic American cars, the mingled rock’n’roll and spine-tingling eighties synths of the soundtrack, and the visual spectacles and thrills of genuine terror that it offers. The scene of Christine running down her tormentor Buddy Repperton on an empty back road, sliding through the darkness with her entire frame wreathed in fire, chills me to the bone every time.

Since this is a John Carpenter movie, though, the other thing I find fascinating about it is the characters, because the characterisation in Christine is very, very classic Carpenter. While King’s original cast are fairly well preserved and translated to the screen, on top of this framework Carpenter has definitely added a layer of his own tendency to exaggerate and idolise the unreconstructedly macho. The male cast here are archetypal, at times two-dimensional, but believable and vital; by comparison the women, even when they impact on the plot, are unrealised ciphers who never really rival the forcefully projected and often violently expressed emotions of their male counterparts. But the all-important exception to this is Christine herself; who manages to convey more character depth with only her radio and the look in her headlights to communicate through, than do the rest of the female cast put together. This is really only fitting, however, since she is, after all, in truth the leading lady of the film. One key regard in which Carpenter’s adaptation diverges from King’s original is that King’s Christine seems to have started out an ordinary car, and the evil in her is a heritage of her previous owner; Carpenter’s, however, hasn’t even rolled off the production line before she’s showing her true bloodthirsty colours. It’s a change I like, since it frees Christine to be both figuratively and literally an entirely self-driving element of the story. Without her actions, intentions and emotions, there simply wouldn’t be a plot to begin with – the rest of the cast act and react around her, but always with reference to her and in response to events that she alone sets in motion.

And this is why, despite the fact that it’s by no means the most profound or truly frightening of John Carpenter’s movies, I’d still say Christine is well worth seeing – as it’s a credit to any director’s talents if he can take a non-speaking, non-human main character and make them believable as a narrative prime mover, and here, Carpenter successfully does just that. Sure, the movie has dated, if only because it’s so strongly located in its signifier place and time (although the special effects hold up surprisingly well) and it does conform very strongly to the mould of eighties genre horror, but if you have any nostalgia at all for that particular cinematic era, Christine is an above-par example that you might well have missed. Likewise if you’re a Carpenter fan in general; this may not be one of his signature films, but if you like his style you’ll probably still find something to enjoy here.

Just don’t watch it right before you have to do any night driving, that’s all…

Bring in the Clowns- the Life and Times of The Joker

By Comix

There’s nothing like a good villain to really make a superhero series pop. Sure, you can say it’s the plot, or the depth of hero’s physique rippling with sexy muscles, but when you see that first curled grin of the protagonist’s arch-nemesis creeping in from the shadows, you get a little tingly in your dangly bits. Like Sabertooth and Wolverine, or Lex Luthor and Superman, a solid baddie not only forces the hero to stop being so damn self-righteous, but they can literally make or break a comic. None exemplify that more than The Joker. A character who become almost an anti-hero himself (which he really couldn’t care less about), The Joker is living proof that clowns are creepy as fuck. From the Clown Prince of Crime to “do you know how I got these scars?” he has managed to create a legacy of mean-spirited pranks aimed at upsetting the very structure of society and more importantly, any stability in Batman’s life.

Going back to the beginning, The Joker’s origins are steeped in tragedy and heartache. Contrary to the Dark Knight movie rumors that he is a soldier who lost his mind in the deserts of Iraq, there are actually several origin stories tied in with his life. The most referenced and widely accepted version is that The Joker was originally a low level thug called Red Hood (later taken up by another of Batman’s villians for even more nefarious purposes – see Hush) who attempted to steal from a chemical plant that he was working at. Properly confronted by Batman, he fell into a vat of chemicals where he emerged pasty skinned with stark, green hair and red lips, several brain cells crazier than a bag of cat-ladies. An alternative version has the Joker working as a married stand-up comedian who quit the power plant to chase his comedy dreams only to fall on hard times and, like the original, rob his old work where he subsequently dropped in the vat of acid. There is also the story of him being a ruthless gangster who climbed his way up the crime ladder, a brilliant criminal named Jack who grows obsessed with Batman, and probably a shit-ton of other ones. Long story short, no one really knows; even his real name has never been revealed.


The real life story of the Joker’s creation is just as interesting as his fictional tale. Created by Bill Finger, Jerry Robinson, and Bob Kane, he was introduced in Batman #1 after first being rejected for being too much of a “gag.” Luckily for him, Kane loved gags and started working on a character equal parts Joker playing card and Conrad Veidt from the movie The Man Who Laughs. In fact, this very homage is addressed in the graphic novel Batman: The Man Who Laughs which revisits the villain’s origins and features a cover of a grinning Joker holding up a playing card. He debuted right along the Caped Crusader with a rough and tumble story about him kidnapping people and stealing their stuff as Batman and half of the Gotham underworld attempt at taking him down. Oh, and he totally kills like two people. Hell of a start, right? Robinson was quoted as saying that he wanted a reoccurring conflict for Batman, such as Sherlock’s Moriarty, with a strong visual appeal and a mess of contradictions. Throw in some murderous tendencies and a taste for pain, and you got a life-long crush on your hands.

With the Joker as one of the few villains to survive all four of the comic ages, he has definitely seen his share of writers and artists take a turn at him. Golden Age saw a Joker surprisingly similar to what he is today, that is to say, a killer with little remorse. In his first dozen appearances, he had killed over thirty-five people and would always be seen tumbling down a cliff or stuck in a burning building after every fight with Batman. How he kept surviving the brushes with death was anyone’s guess, but when the next issue rolled around, there he was, back to his old tricks. By the early 1950’s, and probably in part with the Comic Code, The Joker was toned down to a goofy prankster who became more of a thorn in the heroes’ side than anything else. Though the editors claimed they changed his MO because they didn’t want a murderous madman on the loose that the Batman let run free every time he got caught, we knew what was up. The Comic Code struck again! 1951 was also when The Joker’s Red Hood origins were first penned by Finger in Detective Comics #168, giving the jester a much asked for (though maybe not needed) background story. Silver Age continued pretty quietly with villain playing second-harp to his former self until The Bronze Age started.


In 1973, he got a 180 degree revision by Dennis O’Neal and Neal Adams, and was re-introduced in Batman #251, “The Joker’s Five Way Revenge.” Suddenly, we see the madman back to killing his enemies while playing a violent game of cat and mouse with Batman. It was this Joker that became the basis for the Joker we know and love today. No more exploding cigars or knock-knock jokes for this clown; he was back, with a vengeance. Modern Age continued to explore the depths of his depravity, having him cripple Batgirl in The Killing Joke, and bumping off Robin in A Death in the Family. Darker writers also got the chance to add to his tales such as Frank Miller, Alan Moore, and Grant Morrison. Most recently, he has been rebooted in the new DC 52, also titled A Death in The Family, as he battles Batman, ripping the Batman family apart.

While it’s hard to find any Joker specific titles in the Batman Universe, there are plenty of places to start. For his more defining moments, The Killing Joke and the older Death in the Family are a good place to go. Both written and illustrated by prolific people in the industry, these are not only Joker/Batman reads, but must-be-read graphic novels in general. There are few Joker stand-alones such as The Joker by Brian Azzarello, which follows the Nolan Batman; The Man who Laughs by Ed Brubaker which, as stated, revisits the Jokers origins; and New 52 The Joker: Death of the Family, where he returns after having his face sliced off to the horror of the cities vigilantes. Honestly, he’s got his fingers in everything so check with your local comic shop for more comics to grab, they know the business. If reading is not your thing (which is weird, why are you reading this?), he has made a ton of appearances in cartoons, movies, and videogames. Pretty sure I don’t need to mention Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson’s run at the character, or Batman: The Animated Series (that introduces the iconic Harley Quinn) or even all the videogames like Arkham Asylum or Arkham City or Arkham Origins. What I’m saying is he’s everywhere. From a character who was almost killed off in his very first appearance to becoming the anti-hero for every depressed teenager everywhere, The Joker has survived the tides of fandom and came out on top. Here’s to another sixty years, old man.

"Long Live the New Flesh:" 30 Years of Videodrome

By Stephanie Scaife

In the words of John Carpenter, “Cronenberg is better than all the rest of us combined,” and arguably he may indeed be correct; but what is irrefutable is that Cronenberg is the founding father and grand master of body horror, with a singular vision that is quite unlike any other filmmaker. Starting out, perhaps unsurprisingly, as a student of biochemistry (with a particular enthusiasm for entomology), he became interested in film whilst at university and later founded the Toronto Film Co-op with Ivan Reitman, who would go on to serve as producer on his early films before moving to Hollywood and forging a career as a director himself. Cronenberg’s auspicious beginnings in science are apparent throughout his films, with their central themes of mad science and its relationship to and interference with the human body, which is more often than not manipulated into something monstrous.

From Shivers in 1975 to Dead Ringers in 1988, Cronenberg had perhaps one of the greatest runs of any director, making consistently impressive and significant films that would have a massive impact on the horror genre and which proved to be eerily prophetic. Seriously, this guy is like a slightly nerdy looking Canadian version of Leonardo Da Vinci with an obsession for Freudian imagery and the deterioration of the body. From the concept of “downloading” in Scanners to the idea that technology would become inseparable from real life (“Television is reality, and reality is less than television”) in Videodrome, he was way ahead of his time. During this period of Cronenberg’s career Videodrome sits in the middle, somewhere between his early schlockers and later more mature films, and although it would never quite garner the critical praise of The Dead Zone or The Fly, it is one of his most influential films as well as being one of my personal favourites along with The Brood.

For those not already in the know, James Woods stars as Max Renn (named after Cronenberg’s favourite motorcycle) who runs a small television network out of Toronto that specialises in cheap and salacious material. Always on the look out for a quick buck Max sees the potential in Videodrome, a show picked up by a pirate satellite dish that is essentially just torture and murder, set in a single room with no plot. Max starts a relationship with sadomasochistic radio host Nicki Brand (Debbie Harry) and embarks on a mission to uncover the source of Videodrome, gradually uncovering the conspiratorial layers of its intention and origin. Gradually he starts to experience violent hallucinations, losing touch with reality.

Cronenberg was a child when the television became a commonplace household item. At that time nobody knew the long term effects of exposure to such a device, and there was a definite sense of unease around new technology. This feeling was also exasperated by the fact that after Canadian broadcasting shut down in the evening, a young Cronenberg was able to pick up television signals for the US. In interviews he has said that at the time he felt unclear as to what he was seeing and where it was coming from, heightening this suspicion of the technology and giving him the inspiration needed to write Videodrome as an adult, also perhaps giving rise to Max’s increasingly hostile relationship with his own television in the film.


These childhood experiences combined with the furore surrounding the introduction of VHS and the lack of a regulatory system at the start of the 1980’s further informed the inspiration for Videodrome. Cronenberg wanted to explore if what the censors were claiming was indeed possible; that by viewing certain material it posed potential harm to the audience. In Videodrome, however morally ambiguous and opportunistic Max may be, he is still the voice of reason, and when asked, “But don’t you feel such shows contribute to a social climate of violence and sexual malaise? – and do you care?” he replies, “I care enough to give my viewers a harmless outlet for their fantasies and their frustrations. As far as I’m concerned, that’s a socially positive act.” What is interesting though, is that although much of the film could be an argument that watching violence does have a negative effect on the viewer, Cronenberg turns this on its head by revealing that in fact the signals can be transmitted through any television programme; it doesn’t have to be the sadomasochistic snuff films shown on Videodrome, meaning that just the act of watching television regardless of the content is potentially damaging. It is instead the plan of capitalist despot Barry Convex to purge the country of the viewers who would choose to watch such programmes. Much like Max, we as the audience begin to question exactly why we have an interest in watching something so horrific, and at one point Convex asks, “Why would anyone watch a scum show like Videodrome?” which may as well be a direct question to the audience as well as to Max.

Nicki Brand is a fascinating and somewhat contradictory character. On the one hand she is a no nonsense woman who embraces her sexuality, and although a masochist, she is clearly not a victim unless she chooses to be one. Max and Nicki’s burgeoning relationship becomes focussed on Videodrome, and although reluctant in the beginning Max soon starts to see the appeal of the violence and the destruction of the flesh and as a result of Nicki’s encouragement they push the boundaries of acceptable sexual behaviour. On the other hand however, there is something not quite human about her; she is mysterious and strangely monotonous and could very well be a projection of Max’s psyche. She disappears quickly after their initial meetings and subsequently only appears to Max in visions and through his television screen. She could be read as a precursor to the age of internet pornography that we currently inhabit, where sexual deviancies are readily available at the click of a mouse and are now changing the way in which we view and experience sex. Nicki is Max’s fantasy, someone to broaden his horizons and open new doors, much like the internet (for better and for worse) has done for the masses. We are no longer tuning into secret satellite frequencies to grasp a glimpse of something subversive, instead it is part of the mainstream and everyday life. The new flesh, as it were, is constantly on the surface and no longer a part of the underground, presenting new possibilities for pleasure and perception.


One of the most striking things about Videodrome is its troubled production and how little this noticeably affected the final outcome. There were constant re-writes and even after completing principal photography Cronenberg still had no clear idea of how the film would end, which resulted in having to go back to do pick-ups and essentially editing together an ending that made sense to him. In fact the first draft of the screenplay (originally titled Network of Blood) was considerably more outlandish than the finished product, supposedly including a scene involving Max, Nicki and Bianca all with invaginated stomach gashes having a sort of orgy whereby their hands transform into mutated sexual organs. Unfortunately for all of us, due to production running behind schedule and Cronenberg being unsure of whether he could successfully create the scene, it meant that it wasn’t to be. Also somewhat surprisingly it was this version of the screenplay that attracted all of the major talent including Woods, Harry and special effects maestro Rick Baker, but perhaps that’s just testament to Cronenberg and his unique vision as a writer and director.

Even 30 years on Videodrome has much to offer the viewer. It is an audacious piece of work even for Cronenberg, showcasing some truly spectacular visual effects along with some of his trademark obsessions and visual tics. At the time it was obviously satire, but it’s astonishing (and slightly terrifying) just how accurately he predicted our present relationship with technology. Surely it’s only a matter of time now, so in anticipation – long live the new flesh!

‘It won’t stop bleeding!’ 35 Years of I Spit on Your Grave

By Nia Edwards-Behi

A woman rents a lakeside cottage in order to retreat and spend the summer months writing her first novel. Her arrival attracts the attention of four local men, who proceed to stalk her, attack her, repeatedly rape her, then leave her for dead. The woman is not dead. She takes time to recover, before returning to exact precise and deadly revenge on the men who raped her. The simplicity with which I Spit on Your Grave can be retold in synopsis undersells the film somewhat. It’s as simplistic as it can possibly be, with minimal characterisation or deviation from the now well-worn three act structure. But, while I Spit on Your Grave is on the one hand rape-revenge by numbers, on the other it is so, so much more.

The film began life as Day of the Woman, writer/director Meir Zarchi’s creative response to a real life experience. Zarchi reportedly witnessed the aftermath of a woman’s rape, and attempted to help her. His alleged second-hand experience of the incompetence of police handling of reports of rape inspired his film depiction of the ultimate revenge. Seemingly made out of Zarchi’s own back pocket, and certainly initially distributed by Zarchi himself, Day of the Woman is understandably a hard sell. It’s hardly the slickest film (though not as badly made as many would make out), and it remains to this day an incredibly difficult film to watch. In the UK it was always known as I Spit on Your Grave, the gloriously exploitative title given to the film when it was re-released and distributed by the Jerry Gross Organisation in 1980. The film became one of the über video nasties, films which, according to certain British newspapers and politicians, if watched in the home could turn you – or your dog – into a vicious murderer or rapist. The UK isn’t the only place to have banned the film, of course, with several other countries deeming it unfit for public consumption, while others simply cut the film to shreds. It’s not difficult to see why, as the film still has the power to shock. In its current certified form in the UK I Spit on Your Grave is still cut by almost three minutes. The cut rape sequences are still deeply disturbing, though the bizarre ‘stretched scenes’ are quite jarring – slow motion and repetition of images with overlaid audio are used to mask some of the cuts. For all the well-documented controversy though, there is much more to this ‘vile bag of garbage’ (as per Roger Ebert) than its over-bearing reputation.

Though I won’t go so far as to merrily claim I Spit on Your Grave as some sort of feminist triumph – it’s not – it’s far from the badly-made, misogynistic, dangerous exploitation film that it’s often made out to be. It certainly is an exploitation film, simply by dint of its release history, as well as its shocking and confrontational content. However, I Spit on Your Grave successfully demonstrates the sheer idiocy of correlating film with simple effect. The rape sequences are certainly protracted, almost unnecessarily drawn-out, but at no point are they offered up as entertaining, or titillating. This is due in part to Zarchi’s actually brilliant (at times) direction, and due to Camille Keaton herself. Martin Barker’s excellent essay on the film wonderfully outlines the cleverness of many of Zarchi’s creative decisions. For example, Zarchi’s use of long shots in particular ensures that Jennifer is never objectified. She spends much of the film nude or partially-nude, but her nakedness is never filmed in anything closer than a mid-shot. We’re not allowed any closer, but at no point does Zarchi’s direction distance us from her, either. Barker also draws attention to the use of music in the film. The almost complete lack of musical soundtrack is highlighted part-way through the attack on Jennifer, as she stumbles through a wooded area. A non-diegetic harmonica begins to play for several seconds until it revealed to be entirely, painfully diegetic, as we discover that one of the gang of men is playing the instrument as they lie in wait to attack Jennifer again. Barker’s essay was written and published in 1984, providing one of the few voices to approach these films as films, rather than as social poison. For Barker to have critically analysed such a contentious film in this way in 1984, at the height of its controversy is testament to his courage and critical integrity at that time. Barker’s analysis of the film actually holds up when revisiting the film, though it’s true others have defended the film a little too rigorously at times – better than Halloween it ain’t, Marco Starr.

An under-played strength of the film is Camille Keaton as Jennifer. Her performance is often dismissed but for me Keaton is arguably the reason the film works. Her willowy, slight frame is thrown about with such abandon by the men that it’s difficult not to genuinely fear for her safety when watching the film. However, as skinny and as slight as she is, in the revenge sequences she is sinewy and resilient. Problematic though some of the sequences are, they do not turn her into a machine (as the remake does) – her revenge on each man is arguably pragmatic and swift. As much as I’ve already stated that film is not some sort of feminist triumph, its depiction of Jennifer in the first half the film is admirable for the fact that at no point does she stop trying to physically fight the men. The only point at which she seems to give up is during the third attack on her, and after one of the men has repeatedly kicked her stomach and ribs. That’s more than can be said for a great deal of films with similar sequences.


Now, for all the potential praise that can be heaped onto the film, if one is so inclined, it’s hard to believe it would still be of such interest to people 35 years on if not for its association with the video nasties. If there’s one positive outcome of the utter debacle of the nasties and the Daily Mail and government and everything in between, it’s the longevity of some of the films that might otherwise have been forgotten. I Spit on Your Grave, of course, has left a film legacy, outside of itself. Though the film has a ‘sequel’ in Savage Vengeance (or Vengance, to take the film’s own spelling of the word), it’s hardly an influential or noteworthy film like its predecessor, and hell, I assume that only a few hundred people have ever bothered to watch it. If you’re reading this as someone who thinks that I Spit on Your Grave is a shoddy, badly-acted mess, then Savage Vengeance might truly blow your mind. It’s notable, perhaps, that from the outset this ‘sequel’ (Meir Zarchi had nothing to do with it) makes itself out to be a horror film with some ‘creepy music,’ but just what the bloody hell it ends up being is beyond me.

Of course, there’s Steven R. Monroe’s 2010 remake, which I hated, but I know others did not. My main problem with it is much the same as my problem with the Last House on the Left remake, amongst others, and that is that snappy and effective scenes of violence become protracted and elaborate set-pieces, more often than not completely diminishing any power the original might have had. Then, of course, there’s I Spit on Your Grave 2, which I’m not sure I can adequately express my feelings for without attaching my laptop to a boomerang and aiming it directly at the heads of everyone involved and submitting whatever the open Word document ends up with. No, the most direct descendants of I Spit on Your Grave are not its proudest legacy. Instead, the film seems to stand atop a dubious subgenre or cycle of films that contains many an under-appreciated classic. The film remains an unflinching account of horrible violence resulting in further horrible violence. Though there’s a very little to feel happy about after watching I Spit on Your Grave, when Jennifer Hills smiles as those credits roll, it’s very difficult not to smile with her.

Festival Report: Abertoir 2013 (Part 2 – Ben's take)

By Ben Bussey

Click here to read Tristan’s report on Abertoir Horror Festival from Monday 5th -Thursday 8th November 2013.

So here I pick up where Tristan left off – more or less. See, while I did indeed arrive on Friday 9th November for my second year at Abertoir, I didn’t get there until mid-afternoon. Simple truth about Aberystwyth – it doesn’t matter where you’re coming from, it always takes a long time to get there. Makes it a great setting for a horror festival, as the journey there invariably feels like the set-up to a horror movie. I’ve never been there by car, but I’m sure it would involve a great many wrong turns and questions of “are you sure we’re going the right way?” And even going by train, you’ll always meet some creepy guy when you change at Shrewsbury, who says “you don’t want to go down to Aberystwyth – it’s got a death curse!”

Well, okay, that’s never actually happened, but I don’t think it’s outside the realms of possibility.

Anyway, had I arrived first thing I’d have been there for The Battery. Happily, I’d already caught it at Celluloid Screams in Sheffield a few weeks back – and yes, I am indeed happy to have seen it, even though I don’t necessarily foresee myself having any great desire to see it again. This unorthodox, microbudget take on the zombie movie seems to have met a bit of a muted reaction from the Abertoir audience, largely down to its uneventful nature and emphasis on often painfully long takes. I suppose its appeal hinges on whether or not you can care for the characters; I certainly could, though I understand many viewers did not feel likewise. As an attempt to do something a bit different in an overcrowded subgenre, I’d say The Battery is certainly a success, but it skirts a fine line between crafting a tense, realistic atmosphere and simply boring its audience. (See Keri’s review from Dead By Dawn.)

The day’s next event which I was too late to catch was a talk by our esteemed sometime contributor Gavin Baddeley. He’s a clever sod who could talk the hind legs off a donkey, so I’ve no doubt it was all very erudite and witty.

But no – my introduction to Abertoir 2013 was The Strange Colour of Your Body’s Tears. Out of the frying pan, into the flames of Hades…

Okay, okay, I can keep this rational. Did you see Amer, the last film from directorial duo Helene Cattet and Bruno Forzani? If so, did you enjoy it? If the answer to both questions is yes, you may well be quite happy with Strange Colour. Indeed, it starts out looking like it’s going to be a great deal more accessible than its wilfully obtuse predecessor, though every bit as reliant on lush, arty, Giallo-inspired visuals. But the more it goes on the more lush and arty the visuals get, and the less tangible the story becomes.

Here’s the thing… I fell asleep for I think about ten or fifteen minutes midway. (Don’t judge me too harshly, it’s an unwritten rule of festival attendance that everyone nods off at least once or twice, typically during a film they’re not enjoying.) However, I get the distinct impression that, had I been awake the whole time, it wouldn’t have done much to change my perception of the overall movie. Now, I could give some vague stabs in the dark as to what it was all about (men living in mortal terror of gorgeous women on their period, as far as I can tell), but it very quickly reached the point of being past giving a shit. I don’t object to a bit of weirdness, nor do I demand that all films make perfect sense – I gave Motivational Growth a largely positive write-up, after all – but The Strange Colour of Your Bleeding Vagina just wasn’t my cup of herbal tea at all.

Happily, next up was The Machine, which was much more to my liking; here’s my review if you missed it.

Last of the night for me was Bad Milo. What can I say – cryptic French Giallo homages may not be my bag, but what’s not to love about an all-American comedy about a guy with a little monster up the Gary Glitter? Tristan already gave this a great write-up, and I don’t really have a great deal to add to his assessment; this is a funny, and surprisingly heart-warming piece of work which I strongly suspect will garner a healthy cult following.

With the onset of fatigue (to paraphrase the late great Jim Kelly – it was a big day, I was a little tired), I skipped out on the midnight Mystery Grindhouse, an Abertoir tradition which I’d enjoyed in 2012. Still, I was back relatively rested next morning – well, okay, early afternoon, but I tend to find Abertoir attendees greet one another with “good morning” until about 3 o’clock – in time to catch some of the short films showcase. I can’t pretend any of them made that great an impression. Swiss short Beware of Children was a lighter-hearted variation on Children of the Corn/Who Can Kill A Child which was initially amusing but lacking any real tension, and at 15 minutes a little overlong for a short. Similarly, French production Silence took a set-up worthy of a modern US-style slasher (naughty college kids stay overnight in a library for a dare, only to meet the ghoulish librarians who come out at night), but isn’t able to explore the idea to its full potential. Tricky things, shorts: if they try to tell too big a story, they fall apart somewhat.

Saturday’s first feature was The Borderlands, which – as I’ve already said in my review – is the first horror movie for some time to really, genuinely creep me the fuck out. And I heartily applaud it for that.

Next up came Forgotten (Du hast es versprochen), a German chiller which twists and turns like a twisty-turny thing. The story follows young, well-to-do wife and mother Hanna (the really, really unbelievably good looking Mina Tander) as, following a spat with her husband, she is unexpectedly reunited with a long-lost childhood friend (the really, really unbelievably good looking Laura de Boer), with whom she promptly absconds with daughter in tow to a quiet little island where she and her friend used to take their holidays. However, as they reach the island, Hanna slowly starts remembering what happened there in their younger days, and it ain’t all good… nor is it all that straightforward. The convoluted plot may boast a few too many big surprise revelations for its own good, but at least it’s never predictable – and, as I might have mentioned, it certainly doesn’t hurt that the female leads are really, really unbelievably good looking. (No lesbian scenes, though, dagnammit.) But despair not, man-fanciers: we also have a very pretty boy in the mix in the form of a bearded Max Riemelt, who previously appeared clean-shaven in We Are The Night.

And then came the classic horror double bill which I can safely say was the absolute highlight of the whole festival for me, and I suspect many other Abertoir attendees would say the same…

First up –  Zombie Flesh Eaters (or, as some of you bloody foreigners know it, Zombie/Zombi 2). This movie was my first Lucio Fulci experience way back when (in the ol’ days when the BBFC approved version cut away before the splinter pierces the eyeball), and I must confess that at the time I couldn’t really see what all the fuss was about. Fulci in general just washed over me a bit in my younger days: silly, derivative stories filled with bad acting and worse dubbing, punctuated with extended sequences of ridiculous splatter in unflinching close-ups. But the thing was, my first experiences of these films were typically home alone. To hell with that. Fulci is an Abertoir staple; this is the second of his movies I’ve seen at the festival (after The Beyond last year, with Catriona Maccoll in attendance), and these viewings have really hammered home that they really do work best as a communal experience. When we’re all laughing aloud at the bad dubbing, murmurring “uh-oh” when the gory bits draw near and saying “ew” when they finally hit, or – in this instance – sniggering like schoolkids every time anyone says “Matool,” it really does bring the strange magic of these movies to the surface.

It also doesn’t hurt when two of the key players of the movie are there to discuss it afterwards. One of the really heartwarming things about this event was that Richard Johnson and Fabio Frizzi were both booked seperately as Abertoir guests, and were originally intended to appear on different evenings, until a fairly last-minute rescheduling meant they were both there on the same evening – making it the very first meeting of the Zombie Flesh Eaters composer and the actor who played Dr Menard. Not that you’d think it to see the two men sat together, both looking thoroughly pleased to be in one another’s company. It was wonderful to hear both men recount their careers, obviously with particular emphasis on their time with Fulci. Johnson absolutely brought the house down with an anecdote on the difficulties Fulci had trying to get a decent performance out of the naked scuba diver Auretta Gay (Johnson’s clearly not from the Peter Cushing school of only saying nice things about your co-stars); recounting Fulci’s intense frustration, the 86-year old actor leapt to his feet and impersonated the director falling to his knees in a rage and eating the grass. Nor was that the only massive round of applause Johnson earned that evening, as he later proclaimed how immensely proud he was when Zombie Flesh Eaters was banned in the UK.

And then, the second Richard Johnson movie of the evening – The Haunting. This is one of those movies which, on first viewing many years back, was a real watershed moment for me. I first saw it in student halls, on a poxy little 14 inch black and white portable TV running off a twiddly set-top aerial – but even on so small and crappy a screen, the sheer visual power of Robert Wise’s film was just overwhelming. And, as you can imagine, it plays even better on the big screen. I was a little surprised to see how it didn’t seem to go down all that well with the whole Abertoir audience – I gather quite a few people found Julie Harris’ performance as the troubled Eleanor to be annoying. Still, to me this remains one of the very best films ever made in the genre, and the cornerstone by which all great ghost movies are measured.

The night came to a close outside of the cinema with a live set from White Blacula, a new (and rather loud) band featuring members of Zombina and the Skeletones, and a Fabio Frizzi-heavy DJ set from Bronnt Industries Kapital. I’ll be honest though – by this point I was too preoccupied getting reaquainted with rarely seen friends (not to mention my old chum, cider) to give an especially measured critical response. Though there was the matter of a large, remote-controlled inflatable shark floating around the bar, inviting any would-be zombies to come and have a go…

Sunday morning, then, found me perhaps a little worse for wear, to the extent that I missed almost all the second half of the short films showcase, and those I did see I was in danger of dozing through. Happily, I was more with it for the day’s first feature, Motivational Growth, which prompted much thoughtful beard stroking – and, of course, this review.

Next up was a short films showcase of a somewhat different kind: four macabre silent shorts from the earliest days of cinema, with live piano accompaniment and specially composed music from Paul Shallcross, for whom Abertoir is an annual gig (last year he provided similar musical accompaniment to the Lon Chaney movie The Unknown). As well as tinkling the ivories, Shallcross also gives us some very informative and entertaining introductions, pointing out little mistakes for us to look out for – e.g. that the ‘chariot’ which takes the characters to hell in Segundo de Chomon’s short La Legende du Fantome is in quite clearly a car with an awkwardly placed bedsheet over the top. (Nor was that the only thing to get a laugh, as there was much sniggering – from the BaH writers in attendance, at least – at the captions referring to Hell as ‘the lower regions.’)

Also screened were another Segundo de Chomon short Le Spectre Rouge, which felt more like a diabolic spin on a stage magic show; an early British shocker entitled The Jest, which has the feel of a proto-EC Comics yarn with its darkly comic twist ending; and, perhaps most intriguingly, the very first screen adaptation of Frankenstein from J. Searle Dawley, a narratively-truncated but visually interesting take on the tale that’s a million miles away from what James Whale would do with it just over 20 years later. It also boasts a really striking scene of the monster’s creation that’s unlike anything seen in any subsequent Frankenstein movie – but hugely reminscent of Frank’s regeneration scene in Hellraiser.

Next up was Chimères, which I skipped as I’d already seen it at Celluloid Screams, where it didn’t exactly win me over (see my review). One pepperoni pizza and a couple of Cokes later, I rejoined the Abertoir audience as we were temporarily relocated from the cinema screen to the Aberystwyth Arts Centre theatre for a one-man stage show, The Ghost Hunter, from the Theatre of the Damned company. It’s an interesting extended monologue, recounting the experiences of a seasoned ghost tour operator, providing a witty, sympathetic and often fairly sad look into the lives of those in that rarefied profession, and how the lines between reality and fiction can easily become muddied. Actor Tom Richards did fine work commanding the stage, though most discussion afterwards tended to focus on the impressiveness of his moustache.

The day, and the festival, came to a close with Soulmate, the debut feature from writer-director Axelle Carolyn – which proved a rather bittersweet note to go out on. I wanted to enjoy it, I really did. I’ve long had a lot of respect for Axelle Carolyn, given how well she has been able to move between different roles within the horror industry, and I had high hopes this would really launch her – but honestly, Soulmate made it clear that she still has a long way to go. It’s in a fairly similar vein to her 2011 short The Last Post, a sombre tale about loss and regret with a ghostly element. When I interviewed her at the time, Carolyn mentioned her desire to “fight that preconceived notion that horror’s sole purpose was to scare an audience… you can use the genre to express all kinds of emotions.” I completely agree, and I can see that’s very much what she was aiming for with Soulmate, as it centres on a recently bereaved widow who, following a suicide attempt, moves into a remote country cottage in search of solitude, but instead finds herself in the company of a ghost. The premise isn’t necessarily anything that new, but Carolyn’s approach is, as rather than a stereotypical tale of terror, this is a story of two lost souls bonding – only one of them happens to be dead.

Yes, it’s a nice idea, and it’s very nicely realised on an aesthetic level, the very good cinematography making use of some very attractive Welsh scenery, as well as the far-from unattractive actors Anna Walton and Tom Wisdom as the widow and ghost. Sadly, on pretty much every other level Soulmate falls flat. Carolyn’s script just isn’t up to scratch, with thin characterisations, feeble dialogue, and plot developments that often feel contrived in the extreme, particularly once we reach the more conventional horror movie finale. There’s also no denying a certain goofiness in the scenes when Wisdom’s ghost finally sits down for a chat with Walton; this probably wouldn’t have been a problem if a smidgen more humour had been put into the mix. Alas, Soulmate takes itself way too seriously, and winds up looking a wee bit silly for it.

Still, whilst the closing film may have been a slight disappointment, it was by no means a disappointing weekend. I doff my cap to the Abertoir team, and look forward to joining them again in 2014, same time, same place.

 

Festival Report: Abertoir 2013 (Part 1 – Tristan's take)


By Tristan Bishop

Anyone who has been to Abertoir will tell you it isn’t like other film festivals. In fact I lost count this year of the amount of people I overheard talking about this. Why? Well some of the newcomers were praising the non-commercialism of the event. There are no corporate sponsors here, for instance, and there’s no feeling that the fest is in direct competition with any other fests – in fact, holding it in an arts centre high on a hill on the middle of the Welsh coast gives it a feel it would be impossible to emulate in any other location. For me, though, it’s about a ‘family’ feel – not in the sense that you could bring your kids along (unless they’re really into classic Fulci), but in the all-in-it-together sense – the same faces tend to come back year after year, and having one screening or event at a time means everyone has a similar experience, and everyone can talk about it afterwards (unless they’re sleeping off a hangover until late afternoon of course). You’re guaranteed to make friends here.

This November was the 8th year of Abertoir (and my 4th in attendance), and it continues to go from strength to strength. The basic formula has remained the same since I have been going – mostly films, interspersed with a music night, a stage show, a handful of lectures, a pub quiz and a live score to a silent film, and it works like a dream – in fact, the slight disconnect from reality (you don’t tend to see much of the surrounds of Aberystwyth unless you miss some of the stuff or go drinking in the early hours of the morning) makes it FEEL like a dream. Although that might also have something to do with the custom cocktails and beers served every year.

This year kicked off as usual with a classic film – Abertoir’s official 2013 theme was Peter Cushing’s centenary, and a screening of the newly-restored Hammer version of The Mummy (1959) was a great way to start proceedings – The film looks as fresh and colourful as the day it was made (although I was slightly disappointed that the legendary tongue removal scene was not in this print – it may only ever have existed in still form), and, although it is now over 50 years old the brilliant performances of Cushing, who gets to indulge in some more physical stunt work and Christopher Lee (proving his worth as an actor by pulling off some excellent work under a ton of make-up with no dialogue whatsoever) make it a joy to behold.

Any refined mood the audience may have slipped into was immediately dashed by the next film, Discopath. A garish and intentionally ropey French Canadian homage to the 1970s. Given my love of both disco music and the era in question (and a great many dodgy films of the time), I had a blast with this, although the rest of the audience sadly did not seem quite so enamoured. I did wonder whether it may have worked slightly better in a later time slot.

Thankfully All Cheerleaders Die (which I previously reviewed in full) proved a much bigger hit with the Abertoir crowd, with its mix of black comedy, gore and social comment. Also the crowd may have been a little bit tipsy at this point. A state I was definitely in for the midnight screening of Fulci’s City Of The Living Dead – preceded, as happened last year, by an episode of the hilarious Australian war/spy spoof TV series Danger 5, which is becoming so interlinked with Abertoir that two of the three custom cocktails at the bar this year were Danger 5 themed (the joke would not make sense if I had to explain why). I’ll admit I’ve never been the biggest fan of City Of The Living Dead – it has some awesome gore scenes, but it’s one big nonsensical mess of a film. Of course, the same criticism could be levelled at The Beyond and House By The Cemetery, but whereas (for me at least) those films attain an operatic craziness that bears repeated viewing, City Of The Living Dead feels flat. However, after several gins it was still a very enjoyable experience, but possibly for the wrong reasons.

Wednesday (the day sponsored by the adjoining university’s Department of Theatre, Film and Television studies) kicked off in grand style with an extremely rare screening of the Peter Cushing/Vincent Price starrer Madhouse. Regular BAH readers may possibly remember my raving about this hidden gem in the epic article about Cushing at the ‘lesser’ horror studios earlier this year, and so it was a real treat to see it on the big screen – especially as it turns out the screening was from perhaps the only 35mm print in existence – found by chance in a private collection and loaned out (probably on pain of death should it break) to the festival. To reiterate – it’s nowhere near a perfect film, but in its self-referential narrative it predates the postmodern horror of Wes Craven’s 90’s work by a whole 20 years. And, well, Linda Hayden has never looked lovelier.

This was followed by The Court Of Cult, presided over by festival organiser Gaz in a rather fetching judge’s wig, whereby four learned academics made the case for who was the greatest British cult horror star (obviously British was essential as unofficial patron saint of Abertoir Vincent Price would have walked with it). Russ Hunter sang the praises of Christopher Lee (who I was certain would be the sure-fire winner); Johnny Walker gave the funniest speech in praise of the great Sheila Keith (if that’s not a familiar name I would suggest an immediate course of Pete Walker films); Matt Hills plumped for Hammer stalwart Michael Ripper (a fine actor, but lacking the star power of the others perhaps, despite his versatility); and Peter Hutchings presented the case for everyone’s favourite gentleman Peter Cushing. Whether it be the centenary celebrations, or sheer sentimental love for old Pete, the audience cheers took it by a landslide. Do you think they’ll let me eulogise Donald Pleasence next year?

The next film, Across The River – a UK Premiere (preceded by subtle and extremely dark short Grandpa), split the audience somewhat – a brand new Italian horror film, about a lone ethologist uncovering creepy goings on in the wilds of Slovenia, it relies almost solely on atmosphere to create a sense of dread. It’s pretty successful for the most part, although I found it dragged in the second half, and for all its ultra-realism (possibly inspired by the found footage cycle) it perhaps leaves too many unanswered questions.

Now I love a good Spanish film, be it the comedies of Alex De Iglesia, a silly Paul Naschy monster romp or one of Almodovar’s more mature pieces, so I was very excited to see Painless. I went in knowing nothing about it and ended up being extremely impressed with the depth and scope. It may only be a borderline horror film – dealing with mutant children who feel no pain, and one man’s investigation of their history, which mirrors WWII and the Spanish civil war – but I found it fascinating and moving, and (despite arguing over it with one or two people who found it boring) I was obviously with the majority as it got voted the number 2 film of the festival.

A film that didn’t get voted into the top 3, but would easily have made my picks of the festival, was The Station – a film which could easily be summed up as ‘the Austrian Thing’. Austria doesn’t throw up that many monster movies (unless you count the original Hands Of Orlac), so I wasn’t sure what to expect, but the film won me over from the opening scenes – This is quite a rarity, a horror film with a cast of several likeable, colourful characters, and you’ll find yourself cheering them on and gnawing your fingers at their possible fates. The film also benefits from some imaginative creatures. Do anything you can to see this one, it won’t disappoint!

Tuesday finished off with more Danger 5 and Troma’s latest, er, masterpiece, Return To Class Of Nuke ‘Em High Vol 1. If you’re familiar with Troma, you know exactly what to expect – gore, boobs, sick laughs, topical jokes and pot-shots at anyone and everyone. It’s gleefully offensive from the off and does not let up. Would I recommend it? Well, if you’ve got a big group of mates, aren’t sensitive about jokey references to recent tragic news events, and are drunker than a 14 year old on their first night out of the house, then yes. If not, then, nah, leave well alone.

Thursday started on a high for me with a big screen treat – an episode of the Hammer House Of Horror TV series entitled Silent Scream, starring a certain Mr Cushing. If you’ve not seen it, it’s an absolute corker, with a startlingly original concept, big cats, Brian Cox (not that one) and what may be Cushing’s most sinister performance. A confession – I suggested this for screening this year, and it’s quite a buzz to see an audience (although somewhat small, but it was early in the day) enjoying something you’ve had a hand in programming.

Thursday brought us TWO UK premieres, and first up was a film with a fascinating background Chanthaly. Not only the first horror film from Laos, but also the first film from Laos directed by a woman (interesting fact – there were four films showing this year with female directors, something that can only be applauded). The festival programme contained a fascinating and lengthy interview with the director, Mattie Do, and I was fascinated to see what this ghost story could bring to the table. Unfortunately, it turned out to be the least enjoyable film I saw this year, and, whilst it has a very unusual focus in the second half of the film, it lacks chills, direction or much of interest beyond cultural intrigue. However, on learning of the process behind the film and the incredibly limited resources that were used in making it, I respect what was achieved.

Kiss Of The Damned was up next – one of the two films I had been most looking forward to (along with The Strange Colour Of Your Body’s Tears), and was another where I did not share the taste of the majority of the audience, who found it laughable and/or dull. However, if I were to pitch it to you as a Jean Rollin film as remade by the people behind True Blood, you’ll know immediately if it’s for you or not. It’s certainly a steamy proposition, and Roxane Mesquida puts in a sizzling performance as the bad girl vampire coming between her more refined sister and recently ‘turned’ new vampire Paolo (played by Heroes’ Peter Petrelli AKA Milo Ventimiglia).

I skipped the book talk by David Towsey despite the lure of free wine as I wanted to grab some dinner and some fresh air, but was back in time for The Many Faces Of Peter Cushing – a talk by Peter Hutchings, who made a heartfelt, personal and moving tribute to the great man, resulting in some damp eyes in the audience.

Next on the bill was the film that won the audience vote of the festival, Spanish ghost comedy Ghost Graduation – despite being more a mainstream comedy than a horror film, it was a real treat, with pretty much every joke hitting the spot, and a feel-good factor which transcends the theme of wasted lives. Also responsible for ear-worming me with Total Eclipse Of The Heart for a good few hours.

Next we had a break from the films for the pub quiz! A legendarily shambolic (and great fun!) event which never fails to overrun. Unfortunately my team broke with winning tradition this year by coming second, but you can’t win ‘em all.

Thursday night’s midnight movie was HK: Forbidden Superhero (or Hentai Kamen to give it the original Japanese title) – a hilarious, sweet and slightly subversive spoof of Marvel films featuring a hero who gains powers when he puts a pair of women’s pants on his head. I had already seen this so skipped in order to socialise, but I did pop into the cinema to see the audience reaction at some scenes, and their appalled hysterics were as much fun as the film to watch.

I’ll hand over coverage of the second half of the festival to UK editor Ben, as he arrived on Friday, and I’ll see you the rest of you at the bar next year for a Danger 5 cocktail!

 

Festival Report: Bram Stoker International Film Festival 2013 (Part 2)

By Kit Rathenar

Read Part 1 of Kit’s BSIFF report here.

SATURDAY, 26 October

Halfway through the festival, and this morning took an academic turn with one of the lectures that BSIFF likes to sprinkle into their programme. This one, entitled “Crucifixes, Cadavers and Demons”, was presented by freelance horror lecturer and journalist Dr Karen Oughton. Billed as “a study of religion and devilish dealings in horror film”, I certainly can’t fault this particular presentation for its entertainment value: delivered by a corsetted and top-hatted Oughton stalking the stage with Shakespearian flamboyance, this lecture provided a fast-paced and informative review of the commonest religious tropes used in horror cinema. Effectively this was a look behind the curtain, a reveal of how scriptwriters and directors use our own psychology and cultural backdrops to play on our fears, and there was plenty of insightful commentary offered here with examples ranging from The Wicker Man to Burial Ground, Disney’s Darby O’Gill and the Little People (yes, really) and a Pakistani film titled Zibahkhana (Hell’s Ground), which Oughton used to showcase religion as a source of horror in an Islamic cultural context, a fascinatingly brief glimpse that definitely inspired me to want to watch more horror from other cultures than my own. Well worth attending; I envy those fortunate enough to have Dr Oughton as a regular lecturer on their courses, and I very much hope the BSIFF will invite her back.

Moving from the intellectual to the frankly daft, the first film of the day was the eighties classic The Monster Squad, the heartwarming tale of a gang of horror-loving kids who find themselves facing off against a team of old Universal-style monsters – Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, the Wolfman, the Mummy, and the Gillman – set on taking over the world in the name of Evil. I’d never seen this before but had had it highly recommended to me by “Necro” Neil of Necronomicon fanzine, and it was everything I’d expected: silly, funny, charming, entertaining and with some wonderful heartstring-tugging moments. A feelgood classic for any horror fan with a surviving inner child, especially perhaps the older ones among us.

Following this was another classic, but this one of a very different flavour. I’m a huge fan of John Carpenter, so the chance to see his They Live on the big screen was not to be passed up. Like so many classic dystopian social-commentary films, Carpenter’s tale of an ordinary man who discovers that the world around him is being run by shadowy forces of fearsome reach and power still feels horribly relevant today, despite being a quarter of a century old. Roddy Piper as Nada turns in a memorable performance as one of Carpenter’s typically macho heroes, especially in the infamous six-minute fistfight that forms a visual high point of the whole film; I love Carpenter’s outrageously over-the-top constructions of masculinity, and Nada is a classic example. They Live also has a fantastic ability to terminate and stay resident in your psyche, which for me is the benchmark of a really great unsettling film. I came out of the cinema, wandered into the foyer… and realised I was wondering which of the festival-goers and staff around me would be aliens if I had the right glasses on. And sure, I laughed at myself, but the very fact that the thought occurred to me speaks volumes for the quality of Carpenter’s filmmaking here.

In an amusing segue, Roddy Piper featured in the next film as well, but here the context was very different. Cody Knotts’ Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies is a film that I’m honestly amazed it took this long for someone to make. After all, the traditional zombie movie requires a reasonably sized group of people in an isolated setting, a horde of undead extras, and as many high-tension fights, chases and crisis situations as you can cram into the plot. To make the living faction pro wrestlers – who have a plausible reason to all be together in a random large building, and already possess the necessary instincts to hit someone with a chair first and ask questions later – seems, if you’ll pardon the phrase, a no-brainer.

And indeed, this film is in every possible way exactly that. Casting a scattershot array of pro wrestling stars – all playing themselves – from the veteran likes of “Rowdy” Roddy Piper and “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan to such more recent icons as Matt Hardy and Olympic legend Kurt Angle, Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies is unapologetically a wrestling fan’s film. If you don’t know and love wrestling, you will be completely at sea here, and the flimsy plot, dubious scriptwriting and chaotic acting and direction are unlikely to provide much of a lifebelt. But if you do love wrestling, you’ll recognise and laugh at so many things in this film that it’s impossible not to enjoy it. The absurd plot twists, the tendency for everyone to get terribly dramatic and shout at each other with minimal provocation, and the outrageous physical violence are exactly the kind of thing you’d expect from a vintage WWE or WCW show. And of course all the (many, many) fights are as dramatic, brutal and exhilarating as they ought to be – I’ve often wondered why more cinematic fight choreography doesn’t borrow from pro wrestling, and this film is a case study in why it should. If you’re a wrestling fan and you like zombies, see this film, because while it’s anything but serious art, it does exactly what it says on the tin and does it gloriously.

Worn out by all that excitement, I failed to make it out on Saturday night and therefore sadly missed the Vampires Ball. For anyone wanting to look them up, though, the bands were AlterRed, Scandacross, Symfony, and Victorians, and all the feedback I heard claimed that it was a fantastic night. The costumes in particular are traditionally a highlight and I’ve seen some truly stunning photos from this year, so if you’re planning on going to the next one, do prepare accordingly!

SUNDAY, 27 October

I, however, wasn’t to be seen again until Sunday morning when I arrived for a screening of Peter Newbrook’s The Asphyx, which is terribly British, terribly seventies, and… well, mostly just terrible, to be honest. Following the tragic deaths of his second wife and grownup son in a boating accident, scientist, psychical researcher and photography buff Sir Hugo Cunningham becomes obsessed with the desire to identify the mysterious entities that can be seen on photographic images of the dying; these turn out to be the so-called “asphyxes”, psychopomps of sorts that unite with a dying person’s spiritual essence and apparently consume it. He then starts trying to trap asphyxes with the help of his adopted son Giles, and descends rapidly into a deranged quest for immortality whose exact motivation is never wholly clear. By halfway into this movie the entire theatre was snickering, as the characterisation and scripting grew too absurd for anyone to endure with a straight face; outrageously hammy, far-fetched and implausible, and generally reminiscent of the worst excesses of the Frankenstein cinematic heritage. I was half expecting a hunchback named Igor to wander into the plot with no explanation required. One element of this film that I did like was the asphyxes themselves, hideous half-formed creatures that can only be seen and trapped by a specific type and frequency of light – despite the limitations of early seventies special effects, these writhing, screaming little horrors are authentically unsettling enough to stick around in your nightmares for a while afterwards. Mind you, so will the rest of this film, but very much for the wrong reasons.

As vintage British filmmaking goes, though, I felt I could do a lot better after this by heading upstairs for my first visit of the weekend to Sultan’s Sci-Fi Suite. A small room set up with a projector, screen and a mere score or so of chairs, the Suite seemed to do a slow but steady trade throughout the festival, with its schedule of fifty or so vintage B-movies almost all receiving some minor attendance. I hadn’t had the opportunity to check it out until now but I made the time at this point, because I didn’t want to miss the chance to catch Hammer’s full-colour feature version of the legendary Quatermass and the Pit.

Which, predictably enough, I really, really enjoyed. The effects may be old and the sets and atmosphere of the film partake strongly of the classic BBC sci-fi tradition, but like They Live, Quatermass and the Pit has utterly failed to date in its insights into the politics of power, the limits of military authority and competence, and the pros and cons of transparency in public affairs. When mysterious skeletons and a strange metallic artefact are discovered during the extension of a London Tube station, the authorities involved make all the same mistakes that we’d expect to see now, and the infighting, politicking and self-interest at play are depressingly familiar. But since this is a classic film and not a modern one, we’re given a ray of hope in the form of the redoubtable Professor Quatermass, who strides through the chaos taking a determined if extremely Old British stand for science, reason and the best interests of mankind; one of those courageous, intelligent, capable altruists that the cinematic world seems to be very short on these days. While it’s a relatively low-key film by modern standards (despite the ending having been revised by Hammer from the BBC original to add bigger explosions), Quatermass and the Pit remains a classic of eerie, intelligent horror SF that can still leave a viewer wondering: what if? What if we found something like this? What if the history of the world really does contain something this anomalous, this utterly bizarre? What would it mean, and how would we deal with it? And that’s what SF at its best should always do: make us question what we know, and contemplate what we’re going to do with the things we’re going to know in future. Quatermass and the Pit achieves that and much more. Still a classic.

I took a break at this point and didn’t attend the annual awards ceremony in the afternoon, but here are the results as posted on the festival site after the event:

Best Film – Gwai Wik / ReCycle
Best Short – Killer Kart
Best Director – James Hart – Ascension
Best Male Lead – David Long – Pieces of Talent
Best Female Lead – Lexy Hulme – Lord of Tears
Best SFX – Thanatomorphose
Best Screenplay – Vampire Guitar
Audience Award – Lord of Tears

By the time I returned to the Pavilion the main room was playing host to the 1880s Night event, with live bands and a wide range of performers and entertainers, but I elected instead to go and catch the final couple of films. First up was The Pyramid, an experimental Italian project consisting of four short narratives that link to form a single whole centring on a mysterious artefact: a small decorated pyramid that seems to act as a vector for unimaginable chaos and horror. Each short has a different director, though it’s obvious that all four were shot in very close cohesion with each other as the story continues seamlessly through the transitions between them.

When presented with a small, shiny object with moving parts, a seeming will of its own, and the capacity to draw horror into our world from another dimension, it’s pretty much impossible not to mentally return Hellraiser as a frame of reference, and indeed, The Pyramid doesn’t seem at all abashed about paying homage to Barker’s legendary creation. Opening segment “Ritual” in particular has a very Hellraiseresque, sensual body-horror keynote that makes for uncomfortable but enthralling watching, as the pyramid first makes its way into circulation through the hands of an unfortunate young documentary-maker who buys it from a curio stall while filming at an Italian arts festival. Since the opening credits depict the pyramid against various apocalyptic historical backdrops, hinting that this artefact and its power have been responsible for everything from the crucifixion of Christ to the atrocities of the Nazi death camps, at this point I was hoping for the story to blossom into something worthy of this ambitious set-up. Second segment “Dream Door” remains low-key, however, as it follows the pyramid into the hands of a young cleaner who picks it up from the hotel room floor in the aftermath of the first story and thence on to her boyfriend, a struggling artist. Here the focus is on the emotional collapse between two people as they struggle to fit their lives around each other’s conflicting needs, and the pyramid’s influence only seems to accelerate a fall that was already coming. From here, a sequence of tragic events leaves the pyramid lying out in the open to be found in the third segment, “Pestilence”, by a group of teens out for a walk in the woods.

It’s at this point that The Pyramid begins to lose momentum. Transforming humans into ghoulish minions, the pyramid’s evil starts spreading its influence further afield, but in doing so the film loses the intimate horror of the first two parts without successfully replacing it with anything on the scale hinted at in the credits. This is really just a routine, low-budget zombie apocalypse, and doesn’t offer any of the heights and depths of true soul-scarring evil it needs to possess if we’re to accept that the pyramid might really have been responsible for any of the legendary atrocities it’s been connected to. Final segment “Apocalypse” attempts to pick up the pace by expanding the scale of the chaos and giving a more explicitly spiritual aspect to it, adding a plot involving a young woman about to give birth to a demon and an impromptu crusader order, but it still fails to come anywhere near fulfilling the paradigm it’s defined for itself. While there are things about this project that I liked, most of them are in the first part, and the rest doesn’t really come up to spec. A brave and ambitious attempt sadly undercut by a lack of vision – or possibly just a lack of budget.

Having sat through that, it was a relief to be able to unwind with the final movie of the festival, Hammer’s Vampire Circus. When a plague-stricken village is visited by a circus, at first the villagers are grateful for the distraction from their woeful state, but it slowly becomes clear that the circus is here for more sinister reasons by far than simply to fleece them of their remaining silver. This is a real extravaganza of escapism in the finest Hammer tradition, complete with stereotyped exotic gypsies and carnival atmosphere, a setting that owes less to history or geography than it does to some sort of collective unconscious of horror cinema, and an erotic charge that’s quite subdued by modern standards but still manages to convey a reminiscence of the frisson it would have induced in a more tight-laced era. While it’s very much of the time and falls rather short of modern ethical and ideological standards in places, this is a great film to simply relax and enjoy the visual spectacle of, and an excellent choice of feelgood sendoff for the festival.

In closing, an excellent event that I wish I’d been able to attend more of, marred only by the fact that the Pavilion’s cinema isn’t the best – the sound system tends to muffle and distort, making it a challenge to pick out key lines of dialogue at times, and the fact that it’s a digital system running off DVDs and Blu-Rays provides far too many opportunities for things to screen in the wrong aspect ratio. But if some suitable technical skill could be brought to bear this could all be ironed out, and I’m hoping that by next year this will be the case. I’ll certainly be going along to find out…

 

Festival Report: Bram Stoker International Film Festival 2013 (Part 1)

By Kit Rathenar

You’d think it wouldn’t be that difficult to review a film festival when you’ve got a reviewer actually living in the right town and another one available a mere hour up the road. However, apparently the gods had a grudge against Brutal As Hell when it came to this year’s Bram Stoker International Film Festival, as thanks to a combination of work and health issues, one half of the intended reviewing team couldn’t make it at all and the other one, your humble reporter here, was not in the finest of fettle. However, with that caveat, here’s what I saw of the fifth annual BSIFF, Whitby’s fast-becoming-legendary crossover celebration of horror-centric cinema, music, art, and culture…

Last year’s event was a busy and varied affair, and this year’s, under the auspices of recently appointed festival president Sultan Saeed Al Darmaki, was even more so. The screening schedule has been effectively doubled, with the usual horror bill in the Whitby Pavilion’s cinema now complemented by “Sultan’s Sci-Fi Suite”, an upstairs room that had been rigged with a projector to show a selection of the best (and worst) in classic B-movies. Each of the four nights of the festival featured some form of supplementary entertainment, from John Burns’ play “Aleister Crowley” on the Thursday to the renowned Vampires Ball on Saturday, and the downstairs floor of the Pavilion had been fitted out as a gallery showcasing dark, gothic and macabre art, much of it by local artists from Whitby and the surrounding villages. All of this added to BSIFF’s wonderfully immersive, escapist quality. I’ve always loved the sense of suspension of disbelief that surrounds the whole festival. It’s easy to imagine that if Count Dracula himself strolled across from the Abbey and turned up as a special guest here one year, nobody would even be surprised, let alone question his bona fides.

It’s a shame, then, that there seemed to be a shortage of really great new films to fill up the running order. The BSIFF programme is always a mix of the classic and the cutting-edge, with premieres and brand-new releases sitting side by side with the legends of previous generations of horror; but this year, the new contributions really didn’t seem to hold up by comparison with their elders. I admit I didn’t see everything and I heard good things about some of the new films I missed – but I don’t recall hearing anyone raving about how anything had truly blown them away. Which seems a shame.

THURSDAY, 24 October

Of the films I did see, though, I was lucky enough to start on the right foot on Thursday morning with Carlos Jimenez Flores’ Motel 666, a pastiche of those American ghost hunting shows where a group of investigators wander around empty buildings in the dark, shouting at the walls and frightening each other witless. In this case, the empty building is a notoriously haunted motel and the ghost hunters predictably get more than they bargained for. Motel 666 is unambitious in the best way, a film that accepts its limitations with good grace and works effectively inside them, and it manages to conjure up some suitably nasty moments of genuine unpleasantness without losing its sense of humanity. It’s not really in-your-face enough to make it onto anyone’s top ten anything list, but this is a quietly capable little piece and I’d recommend it if you get the chance to see it. Joining it on a double bill was Billy Pon’s Doll Boy, a crude, surreal, grotesque but ultimately nonsensical slasher short that feels like an outtake from a feature film that probably wasn’t very good to start with. I had more fun with the Tarantino/Rodriguez style faux trailers that accompanied this, than with the film itself.

I was hoping for much better from Lou Simon’s Hazmat, which is another take-off on American TV shows: this time, the ones that deal in setting up some poor schmuck for a terrifying prank, candid camera style. When Jacob’s so-called friends call in the hosts of TV show Scary Antics to pull a prank on him, in the setting of the derelict chemical factory where his father was killed in an accident years before and which Jacob is convinced is haunted, everything is clearly going to go wrong, and duly does. Unfortunately, this film is a positive gazetteer of missed opportunities. The potential for a gripping story about purely human good and evil is thrown away by the introduction of a supernatural sideplot so half-arsed that the director had to confirm in the Q&A afterwards that it was even there at all. Conversely, the chance for some high-powered supernatural terror is wasted on scene after scene of the main cast locked in a secure room bickering while the monster is effectively free to put its feet up and have a fag break outside. Hazmat is a case study in that infuriating horror trope of the useless protagonist: these guys don’t do anything, they don’t know what to do to in the first place, and every time one of them attempts to be remotely proactive the others immediately try to stop them. This actually frustrated me so much that I brought it up with director Simon in the Q&A, asking for her thoughts on why so much modern horror seems to rely on making its protagonists so deficient in imagination, aggression or will to survive. Her response? That it’s “just meant to be fun” and you have to overlook this because if you had heroes who actually went after the monster and killed it, it’d be a pretty short movie.

Really? I think Nancy Thompson, Kirsty Cotton and Ellen Ripley, to name but three, would have a few words to say about that. No horror movie should ever have to consciously protect its antagonist. If your monster can’t look after itself in a combat, whether of brain or brawn, against your cast, that means you haven’t created a good enough monster, and asking the audience to overlook a failing like that because it’s “just a bit of fun” is a straight-up copout. There’s no fun to be had at all in sitting through an hour and a half of nonstop internal “but why…?” and I’d recommend you avoid Hazmat like the plague.

Somewhat more inspiring was Derek Hockenbrough’s The Impaler. Every time I think there’s nothing else you can possibly do with the legend of Dracula someone comes up with yet another scenario, and this is one such: seven (apparently eye-poppingly wealthy) American high-school friends rent out Dracula’s castle in Romania for their post-graduation, pre-college vacation party, and, predictably, find themselves in a world of trouble. Not as obviously as you might think, though, as The Impaler does attempt some psychological ambiguity, rather than just making a straight-up everyone-dies monster flick. The central cast balance on a thin line between ruthlessly well-observed and stereotyped – in twenty years from now, this will be a film that will make anyone who lived through the 2010s wince with recognition – and this pin-sharp sense of zeitgeist meshes strangely and yet somehow successfully with a much more timeless sense of Transylvanian grandeur that owes more to Hammer Horror with a touch of Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula. The results set up a profound sense of dissonance that resonates throughout the film and is an uncomfortable reminder of just how helpless and useless many of us affluent modern Westerners would be if you took away our technological support base; not to mention how mentally ill-equipped we are to confront real danger. While the surface plot of this film is entertaining enough, in some ways the single greatest horror it shows us is exactly how shallow and messed-up our priorities as human beings are becoming.


But if Thursday for me was in large part an exercise in so-so cinema, all was forgiven for the sake of the final film: a rare screening of John Badham’s 1979 Dracula, starring Frank Langella in the title role. Now, everyone has “their” Dracula – Bela Lugosi, Christopher Lee, Gary Oldman et al all have their deserved supporters – but mine? Mine is Frank Langella. I’ve never seen anyone give a more imaginative, nuanced, or enchanting interpretation of Stoker’s Count than he delivers here, by turns sophisticated, seductive, sympathetic and thrillingly terrifying. As charmed as he is charming, dead and yet more alive than anyone else in the room, Langella’s Dracula is an absolute triumph; and that’s before you even factor in the likes of Laurence Olivier’s superbly characterised Van Helsing and Kate Nelligan’s glorious, fearless Lucy. While some significant changes have been made from the plot of the novel (this version was adapted via the script of the play), there’s little to fault in the alterations from a storytelling perspective, and indeed, the fact that this version is set entirely in Whitby makes it all the more apt for a screening at this particular festival. There’s also a special joy for an English viewer in the predominance of UK regional accents, which add a lovely localising touch that more widely renowned versions often lack. The single comment I’ve heard most often after this movie is “That was so much better than I was expecting it to be!” If you haven’t seen it, I recommend you do.

FRIDAY, 25 October

The first film I made it to this morning was the Hammer Horror Brides of Dracula, which I hadn’t previously seen but enjoyed hugely. While I’m far too young to have been a Hammer fan at the time when their most famous movies were being released, this means that instead I grew up in a world where horror was already defined by Hammer’s visions. Every time I watch a Hammer Horror I’m reminded that this is the rock on which my own mental frames of reference for vampires, werewolves, and so on are unthinkingly built, and as such there’s always a delightful sense of familiarity about them even when they’re new to me. Brides of Dracula is a lavish spectacle that romps along at a fine old pace, even if there’s no actual Dracula in it as Christopher Lee refused to appear in this one – then again, “Brides of Baron Meinster” probably wouldn’t have sold as many tickets, so I understand why the title stayed unchanged regardless. And at the very least, it provided some excellent comfort viewing to fortify me for the rest of the day.

This was probably just as well, since by the end of the following offering, Richard Pawelko’s Vampire Guitar, I felt like someone had run my brain through a blender. Let me begin by praising this film: its construction and framing device are genius. Stuck with a budget that wouldn’t run to all the sets and costumes he wanted for his dramatic rock’n’roll tale of a cursed, blood-drinking musical instrument, Pawelko came up with the idea of presenting the story as a radio drama: so we get footage of the actors around a studio microphone delivering their lines in their everyday clothes, intercut with cleverly selected stock footage and symbolic representations of the action that’s going on in the story. It’s a genuinely original response to the financial pressure that indie horror directors invariably face. Unfortunately, the downside is that Vampire Guitar is, therefore, scripted like a vintage BBC radio comedy, but runs to the length of a regular film. It’s like watching someone actually rise to that old Goon Show challenge of “I’d like to see them do that on the television!” and while in principle it does work, this film would have benefited immeasurably from being cut down to a more classic BBC length; the story, and the gags, are too slight to stretch as far as they’re made to here. I’d love to see this framing technique receive more use in future, but perhaps with a lighter touch and a less ambitious narrative.

Next up, however, was a film that clearly had a certain special-guest status at the festival, its makers having been in league with BSIFF for a while and it having been personally backed by festival president Sultan. No horror fan who follows the online gossip can have failed to pick up on the rising swell of publicity for the mysterious Lord of Tears, the “Owlman movie”. There’s been quite a to-whoo (sorry) about this film for months, and consequently there was an eager crowd awaiting its world premiere here on the friendliest turf that director Lawrie Brewster could have hoped for.

Now, last year, a similar level of anticipation greeted Steve Stone’s extraordinary Entity… which promptly suffered a major technical fault in mid-screening. And apparently lightning does strike twice in the same place, as an almost identical hitch befell Lord of Tears, which was stopped about fifteen minutes in and restarted from the beginning. This didn’t really do it any favours. It’s a challenging film to assess anyway on the basis of a single viewing, being a slow, weighty, gothic piece with a dreamlike atmosphere that erases the boundaries of normality and possibility with a sweeping hand to leave both the cast and the viewer faltering in some strange liminal zone that might equally well be a product of magic or madness. It’s got arthouse pretentions, vintage style, and a watercolour aesthetic quality that all conspire to leave the viewer strangely dazed. The bleak Scottish countryside of the setting is shot with an intimacy that brings you right into the heart of it – I could almost feel the wind and rain, the all-permeating grey cold – but the film itself feels very self-contained, a little private nightmare that you’re watching from outside some inviolable narrative bubble. I’m not wholly sure whether I liked it or not; it’s a film that I can imagine being some people’s favourite thing ever, while others would readily get frustrated with it for its leftfield strangeness and far-fetched reveals and denouements. Above all it comes across as a film that’s prepared to stand or fall on its own terms, as though the artistic vision behind it refuses outright to compromise with accessibility or market appeal, and I do respect that. Definitely see it for yourself, because I really wouldn’t like to try and predict whether any one person would love it or hate it. (Editor’s note: see also Keri’s review of Lord of Tears.)

At this point I took a break, and when I made it out again it wasn’t to watch films, but for the live music at the evening Children of the Night event in the Pavilion’s main hall. To my regret I missed the two support bands, electro-industrialists Global Citizen and gothic synthrockers Vampyre Heart; but my real goal for the night was always to catch legendary English pagan rock stars Inkubus Sukkubus, whom I’d loved for years but never had chance to see live before. To my delight, they turned in a fantastic performance, loaded with energy, charisma and memorable songs spanning the entirety of their twenty-year-plus career. While the BSIFF setting doesn’t really make for a full-on rock concert atmosphere as the table seating in the main hall rather discourages people from getting up and dancing, it was a pleasure to be able to get to the front row without having to push for elbow room. The event’s air of glamour, enhanced by such touches as the giant crystal chandelier that hung above the dancefloor, was a definite treat, and the overall effect was both distinctive and enjoyable. Indeed, I ended up hanging around rather longer than I meant to after Inkubus Sukkubus’s set and missing Thanatomorphose, so I must have been having a fair amount of fun…

Read Part 2 of Kit’s BSIFF report here.

 

Steph’s Top Ten Most Horrific (Non-Horror) Films for Halloween

By Stephanie Scaife

It’s Halloween night, and everyone is relishing the opportunity to delight in the transgressive, the uncanny and the things that go bump in the night. I do love Halloween, it provides me with the opportunity to be able to over indulge in candy and to wear as much black as I did when I was a teenager. However, I don’t need to use it as an excuse to watch horror movies because I do that pretty much year round. For better or worse horror is an intrinsic part of my life, I’ve watched horror films and read horror novels since I was a kid and it has always remained a passion of mine, so much so that I spend my free time writing things like this. So with that in mind I got to thinking about whether or not anything actually still scares me these days.

I don’t know if I’m just desensitised or maybe I’m too aware of genre conventions but I don’t often find myself frightened or even particularly invested emotionally by what I’m seeing on screen. This doesn’t mean that I haven’t been scared watching horror films in the past or that I don’t find many things to enjoy about watching them now, but it remains fascinating to me as to what it is exactly that myself and others find genuinely frightening. So this got me thinking as to what I’ve seen that has troubled, upset or scared me in recent years and more often than not the things that came to mind were not horror films, at least not in the strictest sense. So if you’re looking for something a little different this Halloween, and you want a genuine sleepless night then you need look no further…

Snowtown (Justin Kurzel, 2011)

I found this film so difficult that I actually had to turn if off halfway through and take a break before I could go back and finish watching it. Snowtown is the only film in recent memory that has had such a profound effect on me. It is an astonishing feat, especially as a first feature from Justin Kurzel, and perhaps it has something to do with the realism, the cast of unknowns, the oppressively grimy and dour look of the film and ultimately the fact that it’s a true story based on the most notorious and prolific serial killings to happen in Australia. There were a lot of upsetting things in this film and it treads this fine balance of being so compelling that you can’t take your eyes off the screen yet being almost entirely unwatchable because everything that happens is so awful and violent. Daniel Henshall is terrifying as John Bunting and his manipulation of those around him is so absolute, that in itself is perhaps what I found the most disturbing about the film. I’m not sure that I want to see Snowtown again, but it is a truly astounding film and if you want to witness what real horror is, then you need look no further.

Further viewing: Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, 10 Rillington Place.

The Living and the Dead (Simon Rumley, 2006)

Love him or hate him, Simon Rumley has certainly created a niche for himself in making non-genre horror films that on the surface appear to be art films but due to their bleak and uncompromising nature seem to appeal more to hardened horror aficionados. I found The Living and the Dead almost impossible to watch due to its palpable sense of dread and the inevitability of what unfolds on screen. Lord Brocklebank is on the verge of bankruptcy so must leave his terminally ill wife and schizophrenic son, James, alone in their decrepit mansion with a nurse to care for them whilst he travels to London to deal with the creditors. However, James decides that in order to make his father proud he must become the man of the house and look after himself and cure his mother, so after refusing to let the nurse into the house he sets about his mission. I think what’s so awful about the whole thing is that James never intends to do anything harmful to himself or his mother – he genuinely believes that he is helping.

Further viewing: Red, White & Blue, Requiem for a Dream.

The Cove (Louie Psihoyos, 2009)

In recent years I’ve often found that my most upsetting viewing experiences have been watching documentaries, in fact I can’t recall ever having been so distressed watching a film as I was when I saw The Cove. It’s true of many horror movies that the most frightening don’t so much involve ghosts and ghouls, but human beings displaying the horrors of which man is capable of without the addition of any supernatural element. Taking it a step further is a fantastically made and thrilling documentary that does just this – shows us the horrors that we are all inherently capable of committing – but what makes it so much worse is that it is all real. Although far from impartial, this is a powerful piece of filmmaking that exemplifies the power of human destruction and it is more profoundly disturbing than anything I’ve seen in any horror film.

Further viewing: Blackfish, West of Memphis, Capturing the Friedmans.

Breaking the Waves (Lars von Trier, 1996)

I could probably have picked just about any Lars von Trier movie to add to this list, but Breaking the Waves has always been the one I’ve found to be the most deeply upsetting. Emily Watson stars as Bess, a naïve and psychologically disturbed young woman with a simplistic and unwavering faith in God. When her husband suffers an accident that leaves him paralysed she believes herself responsible after praying for his return, so when he requests that she take on lovers then tell him the details of the trysts she believes that she is acting upon the will of God and that her actions are keeping her husband alive. Of course this could never end well and again, as with The Living and the Dead, Bess never really does anything wrong and believes that her actions are helping others when all she is really doing is destroying herself.

Further viewing: Dancer in the Dark, Antichrist, The Kingdom.

Irréversible (Gaspar Noé, 2002)

I have a real moral dilemma when it comes to rape revenge narratives, but I think that what Irreversible does that is so clever is that by using a reverse narrative structure where we’re faced with the consequences without the context – making the act of violence just that, an abhorrent act, without previously giving us any justification for relishing in it. Then just when you think things can’t possibly get any worse we see why Marcus (Vincent Cassel) did what he did – as the reaction to the violent rape of his girlfriend. Both the murder at the start and the rape scene are perhaps two of the most explicitly real and unwatchable depictions of either ever committed to film, and as is the intention, you as the viewer are left wondering exactly why you’d put yourself though such an experience. Noé is a master at creating discomfort, through visual flare, use of sound and music, unflinching violence and non-traditional storytelling techniques.

Further viewing: Enter the Void, I Stand Alone.

Watership Down (Martin Rosen, 1978)

How Watership Down ever got a U certificate is beyond me, as seeing it was perhaps one of the most traumatic film viewing experiences of my childhood. Rabbits are picked off by hawks, caught up in snare traps, murdered – and that’s before we even get onto the terrifying General Woundwort… not to mention that terrible Art Garfunkel song.

Further viewing: The Secret of Nimh, Plague Dogs, When the Wind Blows.

The Piano Teacher (Michael Haneke, 2001)

Gosh, this one really threw me through a loop when I saw it; perhaps due to going in not really knowing what it was about and perhaps due to the explicit genital mutilation, but more likely the combination of the two. Never has female sexual repression been so effectively portrayed on film in such a profoundly disturbing manner. Annie Girardot plays the most sadistically controlling and overbearing mother I’ve seen since Piper Laurie in Carrie, and she is absolutely terrifying. I’ve seen this film precisely once and it was an amazing piece of filmmaking with a wonderful performance from Isabelle Huppert, but I honestly don’t think I could ever sit though it again.

Further viewing: Funny Games, Ma Mère, The Dreamers.

The Girl Next Door (Gregory Wilson, 2007)

Imagine something akin to Stand By Me but with added torture and sadomasochism and you’re probably not even close to some of the horrors that unfold during The Girl Next Door. Set in 1958 and loosely based on the true story of the Sylvia Likens murder, The Girl Next Door examines the effects of peer pressure and how far children will go when instructed/allowed to do so by an adult. On the surface it looks like a picture postcard view of 1950’s Americana but when you scratch below the surface you find something dark and terrible. It’s fascinating to see how the children are warped and coerced over time from fairly standard bullying to torture and how quickly this happens. Although teetering on the edge of exploitation at times it never ceases to be as compelling as it is devastating.

Further viewing: The Lost, Chained, The Woman, Blue Velvet.

Threads (Mick Jackson, 1984)

This TV drama shot in the style of a documentary about a nuclear war and its effects on Sheffield is perhaps one of the most harrowing and unrelenting post-apocalyptic films I’ve ever seen, and in a genre not known for it’s cheeriness that’s saying something. Unrelentingly grim from start to finish, Threads has been described as, “the film which comes closest to representing the full horror of nuclear war and its aftermath, as well as the catastrophic impact that the event would have on human culture” and I quite agree. The documentary style of the film makes it feel all too real and the final ten minutes will leave you wanting to take a long shower followed by a Disney movie marathon.

Further viewing: The Day After, Testament, The Road.

Mulholland Drive (David Lynch, 2001)

Lynch is another filmmaker, like Haneke and von Trier who appears to have made an entire career out of directing terrifying and disturbing movies that don’t necessarily fit into the horror genre. Mulholland Drive is such an disconcerting film, even for Lynch the prevailing sense of terror doesn’t give up from start to finish. The diner scene in particular where a man talks about a nightmare he had is particularly frightening and even though I’ve seen it many times it still sets me on edge. The film itself is one long surrealist nightmare that is as open to interpretation as any dream.

Further viewing: Eraserhead, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Lost Highway.

DJ Dellamorte's Halloween Playlist

By Tristan Bishop

If there’s one thing I love just as much as horror films, it’s music. In fact, in another guise (editor’s note – there’s a clue in the title), I run an internet radio station and can be found DJing in some pretty terrifying London venues. It follows therefore, that I have a special affection for music which in some way references the films I love. With Halloween coming up, I thought it might be fun to share a few of my favourites (and perhaps a couple of my secret weapons) with the BAH readership.

Of course, there have been many articles written about horror and rock music in the past, so I delibrately avoided anything with loud guitars. Instead, read on to discover everything from zombie calypso to Cronenbergian drum & bass.

1. Yes, I did say zombie calypso. At first the combination of the most joyous music out there and the shambling dead may seem a tad odd, but when you consider the Carribean origins of the zombie legend it makes perfect sense. Here are couple of tunes you’d pretty much have to be a reanimated corpse not to smile at.

2. Hip-hop has long flirted with horror and violent imagery of course – Pugilistic lyrics are the lingua franca of the genre, with the proliferation of threats and boasts having roots in the rap battles that sprung up in New York in the 1970’s. If you were to believe everything the average rapper said then you would think they’d have offed more people than Freddy, Jason and Leatherface combined. There’s even a specific subgenre of hip-hop called ‘horrorcore’ which deals with the more extreme end of things, and which was popularised by RZA (from the Wu Tang Clan) and his side project The Gravediggaz way back in 1994. The video is a bit rubbish, but dig those psychopathic rhymes and dark jazzy breakbeats. I probably should warn that with this song (and the next) there are explicit lyrics. So now you know.

Of course the advent of the sampler meant that musicians no longer had to rely on lyrical allusion to show off their love of horror – now dialogue and even film music could be utilised. Here’s Busta Rhymes with a chart-bothering hit from 1998, which includes a certain Bernard Hermann theme you may well be familiar with…and this is one hell of a good video too.

3. You may well be familiar with France’s retro-futurist electro-rock duo Justice, but have you heard this little marvel which makes brilliant use of the theme from Dario Argento’s Tenebrae? Taking the giallo down the disco.

4. Finally, one of my absolute favourite genres of music is drum & bass – I can’t get enough of those lightspeed drums, especially when wedded to a decent melody and industrial strength levels of bass. First up we have the Welsh wizard himself, High Contrast, with a little something that may be familiar to Fulci fans….

If you would prefer something a little less smooth and soulful, here’s names-to-watch Mediks with a little zombie outbreak set to some rattling rave music.. You might want to play this as loudly as possible (whilst still being mindful of your neighbours of course):

And finally, being a massive David Cronenberg fan, I immediately spotted the use of some heavy sampling from the trailer of Shivers (under its release as They Came From Within):

I hope you’ve enjoyed this brief romp through some fun records with a horror theme. Why not scare your guests at your Halloween party with one or two? If you’ve got any favourites you’d like to share, drop them in the comments below!

“It's what you wanted”: 25 Years of Pumpkinhead

Editor’s note: this is a detailed discussion of the film and, as such, it contains spoilers.

By Keri O’Shea

Sometimes, the luck of the draw can be a bitch.

Emerging onto the horror movie scene in close proximity during the late Eighties came two, in some ways very similar, sets of demonic entities; in each case, these entities were inert and unknown – or else shadowy rumours only – until called forth by mortal man; in each case, the embodied creature(s) could only move around on Earth once certain conditions had been fulfilled and in each case, these creatures would return to obscurity only once their bloodlust was successfully sated. The earlier film and its demonic beings, Hellraiser, became a franchise, its denizens now widely-regarded as canonical classic monsters; the second film, Pumpkinhead, despite being a modest hit now well-beloved of a hardcore of fans, is far, far less well-known. This is surely an accident of cinematic history. Despite the gloaming brilliance of Hellraiser (and I have previously spoken at length about the film here at Brutal as Hell) the directorial début of scene legend Stan Winston deserves far more credit than it tends to receive. Not only does it provide its own mythos, rending reality in the creative way which good horror must, but it does so from a deeply humane starting point. Unlike the debased, decadent Frank Cotton, the man responsible for summoning the beast of vengeance, Pumpkinhead, is a good man. Not only is he a good man, he’s a grieving man. At the heart of Pumpkinhead is a father, a son, and a tragedy.

What would you do if the one thing, the only thing in your life which you loved, was taken from you – and not just taken from you, torn from you? Perhaps via a senseless killing, an accident so mediocre it could almost be laughable, or a random act of stupidity? It happens to people all the time. One minute their loved one is there, and the next…gone. Wiped out. If this seems like a serious question to consider when we’re only talking about a horror movie then I’d beg to differ; Pumpkinhead takes the ‘what if?’ of human suffering and gives it a fantastical treatment, sure, but the relationship between the widowed father (Lance Henriksen) and his little boy is one of the most realistic and touching parental relationships I’ve seen in a movie, and it’s fundamental to the action which follows. It takes only a little detail and exposition to bring this about, too, in the capable hands of Winston and with the acting ability of Henriksen; one of the film’s earliest scenes, where the doting dad washes his son’s hands, telling him about how his grandmother used to wash his own hands when he was a little boy, is actually an ad lib. A simple enough thing, but one which reflects a spontaneity and warmth in this on-screen relationship, which makes what happens all the more appalling. You also gather a great deal about the isolation and vulnerability of these two; with no mother, Billy’s dad is everything to him, and vice versa. The prone, stand-alone shack where they live, somewhere in the rural South of the US, is symbolic in its own way. These two need each other. You don’t need to be a parent to feel the loss, when it comes.

And how does it happen? In another subtle touch, the event which kills Billy isn’t deliberate, and the callous actions which Harley assumes have taken place…haven’t. When a group of ‘city folks’ arrive in this tiny town with some dirt bikes in tow, a series of things happen. A father who needs to run an errand, a door left open, a little boy running after his dog, a guy on a bike who just doesn’t see the child, and – perhaps the only villain of this group – a man who wants to flee the scene and prevent the accident being reported. When Harley returns and sees his only child lying dead on the ground, he believes that the people responsible are wicked. They aren’t; they’re only flawed, panicked, like most people, and they’re not the mindless Spring Break types any more than the people they encounter in this rural area are simply hicks. From the point of the tragedy which leads Harley to take the extreme measures he does, nothing is quite as it seems.

But then, the society which Harley knows seems to operate by its own rules and, despite the 80s setting being kept intact, there are timeless codes and systems at play here. Nothing is as it seems at any point in this movie; Harley himself has to come to terms with a strange, repressed childhood memory of a man fleeing…something, and of this man pleading to get into his old family home; local children in the current day still tease one another with threats of Pumpkinhead, and – in his desperation, Harley is prepared to subvert natural order, to seek out this agent of revenge for his own purposes. Through and through, this is a movie heavily imbued with a pleasing sense of Southern Gothic, where the impossible is always possible.

Southern Gothic – in a nutshell, the ghosts, magic and supernatural of Europe transported, translated and transformed by new groups of people settling in new spaces – is a rich source of horror. In many ways recognisable, in many ways exotic, it’s the spirit of mystery and chaos spreading its hold over the bayous, the swamps and the thickets instead of the frozen forests and cold stone of Northern Europe. Pumpkinhead is an all-American revenant: his domain is amongst the close-knit communities which shelter, accept and acknowledge his power. Likewise, the monstrous witch who acts as his go-between is a witch of old, surrounded by the same mean creatures (the owl, the rat and the spider) which would have kept company with the weird sisters of Macbeth centuries before – but Ma Haggis is an all-American gal who knows ’em all, these people who (usually) keep a respectful distance but who all quietly know what she can do. Pumpkinhead may begin as a homunculus, fed with blood as per ancient notions of witchcraft, but it’s the blood of his neighbours he needs, and their needs he serves. The only catch is that nothing, once Pumpkinhead has appeared to wreak bloody havoc on whoever it is that has done something ‘real bad’, can dissuade him from destroying them. In many ways – in a series of developing ways – he is not an individual being, but rather an extension of the warped and brooding psyche of the person who called him up.

The demon himself is an interesting one: at first, his physical appearance seems very much influenced by Winston’s ground-breaking work on Aliens, by nature of its stature, its distended humanoid characteristics and its great strength. However, as the film progresses, Pumpkinhead – motivated by the thoughts and wishes of a man, remember – begins to strangely resemble the person who called him. Likewise, the tormented but flawed man himself begins to appear momentarily monstrous, even when he desperately wishes he had not done what he did. It’s an uncanny, and intensely dislikeable development, and one which adds layers to the symbolism here whereby we see what happens when one’s deepest, darkest desires are given tangible bodily form. Harley begins to fully understand the repercussions of summoning the demon too late to save himself. Throughout Pumpkinhead – and despite its bright, colourful, often painterly scenes – insult upon insult are added to the initial injury, meaning that this is a film which doesn’t go a bundle on providing respite, and this is true right up to the film’s closing scenes.

Sure, some of the scenes have dated a little during intervening years, and the heavier elements sometimes nudge into the sort of animated, involved tales children scare one another with, but I find it very hard to hold anything against this film with its well-paced, old-style storytelling, from a tradition before stories all ended with a ‘happily ever after’. Sometimes stories just end – but then, sometimes stories don’t have a clear beginning or an end, and Pumpkinhead holds onto evidence of this fact right until we, the audience, absolutely have to leave it behind. Harley is a good man, and a loving father. His little boy is a good kid, and the teens inadvertently responsible for his death are prevented from offering real help by circumstance, not malice. None of this means there’s joy to be had here. Once you open a floodgate, there is nothing you can do – and when that floodgate lets loose a tide of necromancy, cruelty and the literal embodiment of the darkest human impulses, “it’s gotta run its course”. Nothing – not God, which is one entity strangely absent from these dark hills, even in the ruined chapel which fails to prevent ol’Pumpkinhead from entering – and not man, can stop it, except by taking a step into the great unknown. And can God, then, offer aid to His children? As the film ends, with that one last devastating and upsetting final scene, we can only suppose that He can’t, either. There is a magic older than God in those hills, and it is this magic which ultimately holds sway, sweeping good men before it.