By Nia Edwards-Behi
2013 seems, to me, to have been a bit of strange year for horror. While a lot of excellent films have been released, I’m hard pressed to think of any that got me supremely, uniquely excited. Then again – there are a great deal of films from this year, as always, that I’ve yet to see, and a great number of the popular festival films this year are ones I didn’t especially enjoy. There have been moments this year when I’ve really questioned whether or not my own taste in genre film is completely out of sync with the majority, but each time I’ve thought that, I’ve realised that that’s exactly what makes writing about films interesting. As always, my list is quite heavily comprised of films not yet on general release, due in part to my own festival involvement. Hopefully, they’re ones that will continue to play festivals and go on to get released more widely in 2014. Without further ado then, here follows my top ten horror/genre films of 2013 (arranged in a very flexible and not particularly strongly-felt order of preference).

1. Spring Breakers
Surprised? If I travelled back in time to January 1st, 2013, and told my past-self that Spring Breakers would be anywhere on my end-of-year list, never mind at the top, I would have laughed in my own face. But, here it is, a stylish nightmare of a film that addresses youth, class, femininity, crime and punishment, starring bikini-clad stars and rocking a banging soundtrack. I unashamedly loved Spring Breakers, and while it’s clearly not a horror film, nor explicitly a genre film, it’s definitely that strange sort of art film that seems to straddle genre and defy characterisation. Ben’s review from earlier this year sums up a lot of my feelings on the film.

2. The Strange Colour of Your Body’s Tears
If Amer was a film that divided opinion, then Strange Colour definitely out-does its predecessor. It out-does it in style and foggy narrative, too, which was something I enjoyed immensely. I’m a big fan of apparent style-over-substance (see also Spring Breakers, above, and Kiss of the Damned below), but I’m an even bigger fan of it when there is, actually, quite a bit of substance involved. Strange Colour is a film I’m very excited to watch over and over again, to delve deeper into its imagery, symbolism and utter sumptuousness.

3. Kiss of the Damned
Another film that has seemed to divide opinion is Xan Cassavetes’s Euro-sleaze inspired vampire drama. Again, the style of the film completely won me over, heavily-accented acting included. It’s a slick melodrama, its leads Josephine de la Baume and Roxane Mesquida shining as vampiric sisters with apparently very different outlooks on un-life. If not for the high production values, the film might easily be mistaken for a rediscovered cult gem. The film’s poster might also be my favourite of the year (along with Strange Colours), so it’s with great annoyance that I’m looking forward to owning the generically-covered DVD early next year.

4. Byzantium
Yet more sultry vampires appear in Neil Jordan’s return to the sub-genre. The film is dominated by Gemma Arterton’s supremely dangerous temptress Clara, as she attempts to shield her daughter Eleanor (Saoirse Ronan) from the harsh realities of their world. The film offers a sad portrayal of vampirism, and a refreshing narrative, which is ultimately about the relationship between mother and daughter. (Read my full review here.)

5. All Cheerleaders Die
A film I suspect will divide people when it’s seen more widely, Lucky McKee and Chris Sivertson’s latest film is a wicked and witty take on the mess that can be teenage relationships. Managing to be ridiculous, laugh-out-loud funny and yet incredibly dark, the film offers one hell of a ride – again, managing style and substance, if you’re willing to be receptive to both. The film might also feature the best opening sequence I’ve seen all year – one I’ll definitely be keeping unspoiled. (Read Tristan’s review.)

6. The Machine
It’s very exciting to feature a Welsh film on my end of year list. The Machine looks set for big things, having already won BAFTA Cymru and BIFA awards before it’s even been fully released. The film doesn’t exactly break new ground, but it doesn’t really need to, as it does what it does so well. Caity Lotz is incredibly impressive in her role the self-aware artificial intelligence taken from her maker to be utilised as a weapon. Given the film’s relatively low-budget, it looks stunning, and in many ways much better than bigger-budgeted sci-fi fare. Look out for a UK release early next year. (Ben’s review.)

7. The Man with the Iron Fists
For some reason this seemed to come and go with little fanfare and even less praise, yet when I saw it on DVD earlier in the year I couldn’t possibly have been more entertained. Yes, it’s a bit of a mess, but my god you can tell that director and co-writer RZA loves the films that inspire it. The Man with the Iron Fists offers a gloriously convoluted narrative vehicle for lashings of kung-fu action and wonderful performances (Russell Crowe’s never been better). Throw another ace soundtrack on top of all that, and here’s another film I could happily watch over and over again. (Ben’s review.)

8. The Station/Blood Glacier
Yes, this film is a lot like John Carpenter’s The Thing. However, it’s got a couple of aces up its sleeve that makes it stand out, though – a great sense of humour, and a badass middle-aged lady-politician who gets in on the action. The film is packed to the brim with likeable characters, which is always refreshing, and it’s inventive and pacy with its creature-feature elements. An absolute blast of a film, I’m looking forward to more people getting to enjoy it in 2014 (and just you wait for that ending).

9. Discopath
It’s a film about a guy who feels the impulse to kill when he hears disco music. I mean…what’s not to love? Quite a lot, according to some people, but damn their eyes, because Discopath is exactly what it should be – ridiculous, gory, and a heck of a lot of fun. Much like Kiss of the Damned and The Man with the Iron Fists, Discopath throws back to a different era with aplomb, and without any of that pretend scratchy film nonsense. And I still can’t get ‘I Was Made For Loving You’ out of my head.

10. Chastity Bites
I really hope that this film gets some wider attention, but I have a horrible feeling it’s going to be one of those utterly brilliant films that doesn’t get seen past some festivals and a limited DVD release (see: Travis Betz’s The Dead Inside from a couple of years back). Chastity Bites puts a very modern spin on the legend of Elizabeth Bathory, refiguring her as an abstinence teacher in an American high school. While other girls fall for her cover, and unwittingly become her perfect victims, it’s up to teen feminist blogger Leah to reveal the truth and save her friends and classmates. With a synopsis like that it’s probably clear that Chastity Bites isn’t for everyone, but it very definitely was for me. Charming and witty, the film holds up to repeat viewings and does wonderful things with genre conventions without ever coming across as smug, like so many of its peers.
Whittling a year’s worth of films to just ten is always difficult, and I must give special mention to the brilliant Pacific Rim on one end of the scale, Chanthaly on the other, as well as the excellently spooky The Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh – and gosh, probably others I’ve foolishly and predictably forgotten about. Oh, and wondering why American Mary, released on DVD in January, isn’t on my list? Because it appeared at the very top of my list last year!
Of course, horror’s about the broader community as well as the films, and so here I also offer some personal highlights of the year, and, just to remind ourselves that everything’s not always brilliant, some, er, outstanding lowlights.
Personal highlights of the year:
– Bothering the Soskas in London and Sheffield when American Mary toured the UK in January
– Taking part in the Women in Horror calendar, raising money for charity alongside some far more well-known and talented people
– One Way Static’s Last House on the Left soundtrack re-release
– [smug] Co-organising yet another ace Abertoir [/smug]
Lowlights of the year:
– Joblo’s shameful comparison of ‘movie hotties’ Abigail Breslin (aged 17) and Chloe Grace Moretz (aged 16) to determine which of the two under-age actresses is more deserving of their sleazy attention
– The revelation of Lianne Spiderbaby’s plagarism
– Some of the more disgusting responses to Lianne Spiderbaby’s plagarism
– The trailer for I Spit on Your Grave 2’s DVD release being able to use ‘the best horror sequel ever!’ as a legitimate review quote.
And so onward to 2014. There’s possibly only one horror title that I’m really quite desperately looking forward to, and that’s one which many will have seen this year already – Only Lovers Left Alive. My hopes for Godzilla are high, and I hope that The Raid 2, Zombie TV and Gothic Lolita Battle Bear make it to the UK in 2014 too. What’s certain, though, is that, like every other year, there’ll be surprises in store and shocks a-plenty in 2014, so here’s to it!
By Kit Rathenar
And this is why, despite the fact that it’s by no means the most profound or truly frightening of John Carpenter’s movies, I’d still say Christine is well worth seeing – as it’s a credit to any director’s talents if he can take a non-speaking, non-human main character and make them believable as a narrative prime mover, and here, Carpenter successfully does just that. Sure, the movie has dated, if only because it’s so strongly located in its signifier place and time (although the special effects hold up surprisingly well) and it does conform very strongly to the mould of eighties genre horror, but if you have any nostalgia at all for that particular cinematic era, Christine is an above-par example that you might well have missed. Likewise if you’re a Carpenter fan in general; this may not be one of his signature films, but if you like his style you’ll probably still find something to enjoy here.
By Comix


By Stephanie Scaife


By Nia Edwards-Behi
















Moving from the intellectual to the frankly daft, the first film of the day was the eighties classic The Monster Squad, the heartwarming tale of a gang of horror-loving kids who find themselves facing off against a team of old Universal-style monsters – Dracula, Frankenstein’s monster, the Wolfman, the Mummy, and the Gillman – set on taking over the world in the name of Evil. I’d never seen this before but had had it highly recommended to me by “Necro” Neil of Necronomicon fanzine, and it was everything I’d expected: silly, funny, charming, entertaining and with some wonderful heartstring-tugging moments. A feelgood classic for any horror fan with a surviving inner child, especially perhaps the older ones among us.
In an amusing segue, Roddy Piper featured in the next film as well, but here the context was very different. Cody Knotts’ Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies is a film that I’m honestly amazed it took this long for someone to make. After all, the traditional zombie movie requires a reasonably sized group of people in an isolated setting, a horde of undead extras, and as many high-tension fights, chases and crisis situations as you can cram into the plot. To make the living faction pro wrestlers – who have a plausible reason to all be together in a random large building, and already possess the necessary instincts to hit someone with a chair first and ask questions later – seems, if you’ll pardon the phrase, a no-brainer.
I, however, wasn’t to be seen again until Sunday morning when I arrived for a screening of Peter Newbrook’s The Asphyx, which is terribly British, terribly seventies, and… well, mostly just terrible, to be honest. Following the tragic deaths of his second wife and grownup son in a boating accident, scientist, psychical researcher and photography buff Sir Hugo Cunningham becomes obsessed with the desire to identify the mysterious entities that can be seen on photographic images of the dying; these turn out to be the so-called “asphyxes”, psychopomps of sorts that unite with a dying person’s spiritual essence and apparently consume it. He then starts trying to trap asphyxes with the help of his adopted son Giles, and descends rapidly into a deranged quest for immortality whose exact motivation is never wholly clear. By halfway into this movie the entire theatre was snickering, as the characterisation and scripting grew too absurd for anyone to endure with a straight face; outrageously hammy, far-fetched and implausible, and generally reminiscent of the worst excesses of the Frankenstein cinematic heritage. I was half expecting a hunchback named Igor to wander into the plot with no explanation required. One element of this film that I did like was the asphyxes themselves, hideous half-formed creatures that can only be seen and trapped by a specific type and frequency of light – despite the limitations of early seventies special effects, these writhing, screaming little horrors are authentically unsettling enough to stick around in your nightmares for a while afterwards. Mind you, so will the rest of this film, but very much for the wrong reasons.
Which, predictably enough, I really, really enjoyed. The effects may be old and the sets and atmosphere of the film partake strongly of the classic BBC sci-fi tradition, but like They Live, Quatermass and the Pit has utterly failed to date in its insights into the politics of power, the limits of military authority and competence, and the pros and cons of transparency in public affairs. When mysterious skeletons and a strange metallic artefact are discovered during the extension of a London Tube station, the authorities involved make all the same mistakes that we’d expect to see now, and the infighting, politicking and self-interest at play are depressingly familiar. But since this is a classic film and not a modern one, we’re given a ray of hope in the form of the redoubtable Professor Quatermass, who strides through the chaos taking a determined if extremely Old British stand for science, reason and the best interests of mankind; one of those courageous, intelligent, capable altruists that the cinematic world seems to be very short on these days. While it’s a relatively low-key film by modern standards (despite the ending having been revised by Hammer from the BBC original to add bigger explosions), Quatermass and the Pit remains a classic of eerie, intelligent horror SF that can still leave a viewer wondering: what if? What if we found something like this? What if the history of the world really does contain something this anomalous, this utterly bizarre? What would it mean, and how would we deal with it? And that’s what SF at its best should always do: make us question what we know, and contemplate what we’re going to do with the things we’re going to know in future. Quatermass and the Pit achieves that and much more. Still a classic.
By the time I returned to the Pavilion the main room was playing host to the 1880s Night event, with live bands and a wide range of performers and entertainers, but I elected instead to go and catch the final couple of films. First up was The Pyramid, an experimental Italian project consisting of four short narratives that link to form a single whole centring on a mysterious artefact: a small decorated pyramid that seems to act as a vector for unimaginable chaos and horror. Each short has a different director, though it’s obvious that all four were shot in very close cohesion with each other as the story continues seamlessly through the transitions between them.
Having sat through that, it was a relief to be able to unwind with the final movie of the festival, Hammer’s Vampire Circus. When a plague-stricken village is visited by a circus, at first the villagers are grateful for the distraction from their woeful state, but it slowly becomes clear that the circus is here for more sinister reasons by far than simply to fleece them of their remaining silver. This is a real extravaganza of escapism in the finest Hammer tradition, complete with stereotyped exotic gypsies and carnival atmosphere, a setting that owes less to history or geography than it does to some sort of collective unconscious of horror cinema, and an erotic charge that’s quite subdued by modern standards but still manages to convey a reminiscence of the frisson it would have induced in a more tight-laced era. While it’s very much of the time and falls rather short of modern ethical and ideological standards in places, this is a great film to simply relax and enjoy the visual spectacle of, and an excellent choice of feelgood sendoff for the festival.
I was hoping for much better from Lou Simon’s Hazmat, which is another take-off on American TV shows: this time, the ones that deal in setting up some poor schmuck for a terrifying prank, candid camera style. When Jacob’s so-called friends call in the hosts of TV show Scary Antics to pull a prank on him, in the setting of the derelict chemical factory where his father was killed in an accident years before and which Jacob is convinced is haunted, everything is clearly going to go wrong, and duly does. Unfortunately, this film is a positive gazetteer of missed opportunities. The potential for a gripping story about purely human good and evil is thrown away by the introduction of a supernatural sideplot so half-arsed that the director had to confirm in the Q&A afterwards that it was even there at all. Conversely, the chance for some high-powered supernatural terror is wasted on scene after scene of the main cast locked in a secure room bickering while the monster is effectively free to put its feet up and have a fag break outside. Hazmat is a case study in that infuriating horror trope of the useless protagonist: these guys don’t do anything, they don’t know what to do to in the first place, and every time one of them attempts to be remotely proactive the others immediately try to stop them. This actually frustrated me so much that I brought it up with director Simon in the Q&A, asking for her thoughts on why so much modern horror seems to rely on making its protagonists so deficient in imagination, aggression or will to survive. Her response? That it’s “just meant to be fun” and you have to overlook this because if you had heroes who actually went after the monster and killed it, it’d be a pretty short movie.
Somewhat more inspiring was Derek Hockenbrough’s The Impaler. Every time I think there’s nothing else you can possibly do with the legend of Dracula someone comes up with yet another scenario, and this is one such: seven (apparently eye-poppingly wealthy) American high-school friends rent out Dracula’s castle in Romania for their post-graduation, pre-college vacation party, and, predictably, find themselves in a world of trouble. Not as obviously as you might think, though, as The Impaler does attempt some psychological ambiguity, rather than just making a straight-up everyone-dies monster flick. The central cast balance on a thin line between ruthlessly well-observed and stereotyped – in twenty years from now, this will be a film that will make anyone who lived through the 2010s wince with recognition – and this pin-sharp sense of zeitgeist meshes strangely and yet somehow successfully with a much more timeless sense of Transylvanian grandeur that owes more to Hammer Horror with a touch of Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula. The results set up a profound sense of dissonance that resonates throughout the film and is an uncomfortable reminder of just how helpless and useless many of us affluent modern Westerners would be if you took away our technological support base; not to mention how mentally ill-equipped we are to confront real danger. While the surface plot of this film is entertaining enough, in some ways the single greatest horror it shows us is exactly how shallow and messed-up our priorities as human beings are becoming.
This was probably just as well, since by the end of the following offering, Richard Pawelko’s Vampire Guitar, I felt like someone had run my brain through a blender. Let me begin by praising this film: its construction and framing device are genius. Stuck with a budget that wouldn’t run to all the sets and costumes he wanted for his dramatic rock’n’roll tale of a cursed, blood-drinking musical instrument, Pawelko came up with the idea of presenting the story as a radio drama: so we get footage of the actors around a studio microphone delivering their lines in their everyday clothes, intercut with cleverly selected stock footage and symbolic representations of the action that’s going on in the story. It’s a genuinely original response to the financial pressure that indie horror directors invariably face. Unfortunately, the downside is that Vampire Guitar is, therefore, scripted like a vintage BBC radio comedy, but runs to the length of a regular film. It’s like watching someone actually rise to that old Goon Show challenge of “I’d like to see them do that on the television!” and while in principle it does work, this film would have benefited immeasurably from being cut down to a more classic BBC length; the story, and the gags, are too slight to stretch as far as they’re made to here. I’d love to see this framing technique receive more use in future, but perhaps with a lighter touch and a less ambitious narrative.
Next up, however, was a film that clearly had a certain special-guest status at the festival, its makers having been in league with BSIFF for a while and it having been personally backed by festival president Sultan. No horror fan who follows the online gossip can have failed to pick up on the rising swell of publicity for the mysterious Lord of Tears, the “Owlman movie”. There’s been quite a to-whoo (sorry) about this film for months, and consequently there was an eager crowd awaiting its world premiere here on the friendliest turf that director Lawrie Brewster could have hoped for.
By Stephanie Scaife