‘Our love can destroy this whole f***ing world.’ Tetsuo: The Iron Man at 25

By Nia Edwards-Behi

Twenty five years have passed since Shinya Tsukamoto unleashed his hellish vision of society on us, in the form of his techno-body horror masterpiece Tetsuo. Arguably the ur-film of Japanese body horror, Tetsuo rightly stands the test of time to remain eerily relevant and one of the finest abstract horror films ever made.

It took me a while to get round to Tetsuo. For a while my first and only experience of Japanese body horror was the wonderfully baffling Meatball Machine. Then followed a modern classic, in the form of Machine Girl, closely followed by the experience of sleeping through Tokyo Gore Police because it was midnight and directly after I’d just been traumatised by Martyrs (ah, festivals…). I eventually got around Tetsuo and its ‘sequel’ Body Hammer on DVD at home and boy, did it blow my mind. Not long after I also saw the other ‘sequel’, Bullet Man, which I’ve previously reviewed here.

While both sequels are enjoyable enough (caveat on Bullet Man, it’s enjoyable if you can get past the terrible English dialogue), neither comes quite close to recreating the sheer visceral power of Tetsuo: The Iron Man. The film is brief – its longest cut only 77 minutes long, the standard version only 67 – but it does more in that time than most 90+ minute films come close to. It’s a short, sharp smack right in the face, for sure, one which leaves you reeling and wondering if you might have just nodded off and had one hell of a nightmare.

A synopsis barely does the film justice. The film opens with the Metal Fetishist (played by Tsukamoto himself), a man digging into his thigh with a metal rod. When he notices maggots in the festering wound he screams and runs wild, and is hit by a car. The driver of the car, a salaryman (Tomorowo Taguchi), and his girlfriend (Kei Fujiwara), dump the Metal Fetishist’s body and leave him for dead. The Salaryman’s life is irreversibly changed, however, as throughout the film his body slowly transforms, his flesh and bones metamorphosing into scraps of metal. He encounters two others made of metal, namely a madwoman who chases him through the streets and his girlfriend in a humiliating dream sequence. Finally, he meets the Metal Fetishist again, and a final battle leads to surprising results.

If that sounds utterly bonkers, well, it is. A plot like that doesn’t work without the brazen, raw, exhausting style of its telling. Made entirely in black and white, and shot on 16mm, the film’s look removes it far from any semblance of ‘realism’. Incorporating stop-motion animation, rapid editing, expressionist performances and a truly discordant industrial soundtrack by Chu Ishikawa results in a brain-melting experience. Ishikawa’s masterful soundtrack brings everything else together and is one of my favourite things about the film, all clanging sounds and incessantly driving beats. Tetsuo’s the sort of stylistic mish-mash that needs to be experienced to be believed.

Of course, Tetsuo isn’t all about its incomprehensible plot and imagery, even if that is the main appeal. Like body horror across any national filmmaking context, the film abstractly deals with human crisis, psychological conflict or trauma manifest on the body. In the case of Japanese body horror, sometimes referred to as Japanese cyberpunk, this is intrinsically linked with issues of industry and technology. I won’t pretend to be an expert on Japanese history and society, but given the extremely rapid growth of the Japanese economy post-WW2, and the importance of manufacturing, technological developments and corporate rule, it’s little surprise that such industrial concerns emerge in its art. It’s no mistake that the protagonist of Tetsuo is a salaryman, a stereotype figure known for his mundane loyalty to work. The Salaryman becomes the Iron Man, his body as industrialised as his mind – but crucially, by doing so he is freed, and is able to rebel against that which otherwise constrains him. A crisis of masculinity is central to that metamorphosis too, I think, with the immediate narrative contrast of dream sequence Girlfriend and the mechanical penis extreme evidence of that. One of the film’s strongest assets is Kei Fujiwara, who not only plays the Salaryman’s girlfriend – her performance in the dream sequence is surely the spiritual heir to mechanical Maria’s dance in Fritz Lang’s Metropolis – but she also shared camera duties with Tsukamoto.

The human body in crisis is always going to be a relevant theme to explore in art, and horror’s one of the best places to do that. Tsukamoto’s exploration of the fine line between body, soul, work and industry is still remarkably topical today. Though we might now be more concerned with issues of surveillance and living in the Cloud and bitcoins or whatever, the physical human body, in relation to these, remains in crisis. I think if Tsukamoto were to revisit Tetsuo once again issues of surveillance and our increasingly virtual existence would be the way forward. At the end of The Iron Man the Salaryman and the Metal Fetishist seem to resolve to turn the world to rust. But at least if we’re made of iron, we’re still made of something, right?

 

“Nobody steps on a church in my town!” Looking for God with Ghostbusters

By Ben Bussey

In the last act of Ghostbusters (the supernatural comedy classic which just turned 30), there’s a scene which mostly went over my head when I was a kid, yet somehow made me sit up and pay attention. This particular scene had no Slimer, no devil dogs, no Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man; it was just the grown-ups talking, which obviously might struggle to hold the attention of a pre-teen. However, it made my Dad laugh – and that alone alerted me that there had to be something significant about it.

I’m referring to the moment in the mayor’s office once the shit has well and truly hit the fan, after Walter Peck turns off the ghost containment unit and kick-starts a supernatural Spring Break in Manhattan. In walks a Bishop (or maybe he’s an Archbishop or Cardinal? I dunno, he’s an old Catholic dude), who, following a formal greeting replete with ring-kissing (even as kid I found that creepy and weird), proceeds to talk to the Mayor as though they’re a couple of cabbies bonding over a beer. Up to this point, any role the Judeo-Christian God might theoretically be playing in all these ghostly goings-on hasn’t been widely discussed (aside from a brief chat between Ray and Winston, which we’ll discuss later), and our friendly neighbourhood religious leader Mike also purses his lips and sighs that the church, too, refuse to give an official position on the matter. However, he confides to the Mayor, “Personally Lenny, I think it’s a sign from God. But don’t quote me on that.” To which Venkman, ever in need of last word, drolly intones, “I think that’s a smart move there, Mike.”

Naturally, none of this made any sense to me on first viewing – but, as I said, it was enough to provoke a laugh from my father, whose opinion I inherently trusted (and do to this day, I might add) when it came to matters of intellectual and philosophical value, not to mention stuff that’s just plain funny. Although I don’t recall ever discussing it with my Dad, I’ve often pondered what seeds this scene may have sown in my young mind. For one thing, I’ve spent most of my life with a general mistrust of organised religion, and an overriding suspicion that its exponents – even those who are ostensibly decent and well-meaning, like good ol’ Mike – are ultimately every bit as clueless as the rest of us when it comes to (for want of a better phrase) the way things ‘really are’ in the spiritual scheme of things.

But even so, I’ve also spent my life with a nagging gut feeling that there must indeed be more to existence than that which we experience in our waking hours, day in day out. No, I’ve never witnessed anything as in-your-face as corpses driving New York cabs or phantoms jogging around Central Park, nor do I have any burning desire to witness any such vulgar supernatural display in real life – and yet, I cannot deny an overriding sense of there being something more. Let’s just call a spade a spade and have done with it: most of my life, one way or another, I’ve been contemplating God.

And with those words, I suspect I’ve lost some of you already. I know for many of us the prevailing wisdom nowadays is to declare ourselves atheists, mock the stupidity of the religious and defer our attention instead to more pressing, practical matters of life in the here and now. And to a certain extent I absolutely concur: practical concerns should of course take precedence over metaphysical speculations, we should all be focussed on making the absolute most of this moment rather than gazing off at some light at the end, and the rise of religious fundamentalism is without doubt a very serious threat in this day and age. But just because the atheist position might largely work for me on an intellectual level doesn’t mean I can completely accept it. Indeed, I think it’s generally good practice not to completely swallow any ideas you come across – nor to completely dismiss them, for that matter. I guess what I’m saying is, I’m a confirmed agnostic. Nothing I’ve ever read, heard or (rather more importantly) personally experienced has convinced me either way that there definitely is or definitely isn’t a God; and even if I were to have such an experience, I like to think I wouldn’t completely swallow that either.

Just so we stay on the same page, I should probably provide a brief spiritual background on yours truly. I didn’t have a religious upbringing, although my mother, grandparents and other relatives outside my immediate family went to church, and my school was essentially Church of England: a few hymns, Bible stories and the Lord’s Prayer were about the full extent of it. Down the line I took a casual interest in eastern mysticism (fuelled partly by my dad’s interest, partly by being into Bruce Lee and Kula Shaker), and later Wicca (fuelled primarily by Willow from Buffy). All this in turn led to a general curiosity about magic, meditation, yoga, Jungian psychology, Colin Wilson, Robert Anton Wilson, and sporadic attempts to get my head around quantum physics and the holographic universe theory; a tricky proposition, given I was in the bottom group for GCSE science. While much of what I’ve read over the years has set my internal bullshit alarms blaring, all this stuff still captures my imagination, though I mostly strive to approach matters from more of a Buddhist perspective nowadays, as the Yin Yang and Om tattoos on my wrist might indicate. (Corny clichés, I know, but symbols I feel an affinity with nonetheless.)

Since primary school, though, I largely lost interest in the Bible beyond the role it had to play in the movies. If as a child I ever had any interest in wearing a crucifix, it would have been for the purpose of fighting off vampires rather than anything to do with saving my soul; and were I ever to contemplate speaking to a man of cloth, I’d probably have wanted to ask about exorcisms. This all rather begs the question – was I curious about these things because of all those horror movies I was watching, or did I watch all those horror movies because I was curious about these things? I rather doubt I’m alone in this dilemma. Yes, I know, horror and genre movies in general are not to be taken literally; symbolism, metaphor, connotation and all that (my teenage self also took a more than casual interest in media studies, as you may have guessed). But even so, a huge part of the appeal of movies that deal with the supernatural is that they allow us to ask, what if these things really, truly existed? What if they were happening around us right now?


This, I think, was one of the reasons Ghostbusters really captured my imagination as a kid. It was perhaps the first movie I ever saw which presented the supernatural coming into play in a world which I recognised as my own; not long ago in a galaxy far, far away like Star Wars, or decades before I was born like Indiana Jones. Sure, Ghostbusters was set in that faraway fantasia New York City, but to all intents and purposes it took place here and now, in the real world, populated by men who – and I mean this in the nicest possible way – were breathtaking in their ordinariness. Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis, Ernie Hudson: not to be cruel, but these guys don’t look like a boy band, and they don’t look like the cast of Predator either. And thank (for the sake of argument) God for that, as that lack of conventional sex appeal and machismo is precisely what makes them such universal everymen, and as such makes it all the easier to relate to their battle with supernatural entities; a conflict which, as I expect you’ve figured out by now, I can closely relate to my own internal spiritual struggles. When you get right down to it, surely this is what Ghostbusters is all about: ordinary men in an age of technology trying to tackle the problem of the spiritual.

We can also hardly fail to note that, in their differing approaches to the matter, the Ghostbusters themselves embody the different manners in which we approach spiritual matters: Venkman, whose perpetual air of aloof cynicism hides a mind which, despite himself, is open and curious; Ray, wearing his over-eager schoolboy brand of pre-X-Files “I want to believe” optimism on his sleeve; Egon, with his detached, clinical, fact-finding approach; and Winston, with his workmanlike blue collar outlook, willing to believe whatever he’s told so long as there’s steady pay involved. On a side note – lately, I find myself thinking of their EPA nemesis Peck as a prototype Richard Dawkins, overzealously insisting the ghosts can only be bullshit and demanding the plug be pulled – which, of course, doesn’t turn out too well for them.

So – are the ghosts, as ol’ Mike suspects, a sign from God? It’s not a question that Ghostbusters dwells too heavily on, and that’s hardly surprising, given it’s a light-hearted comedy blockbuster designed for mass appeal. Even so, its quieter moments do give some pause for thought on the matter, notably the scene of Ray and Winston driving back to the Firehouse in Ecto-1. Winston is without question the least fully rounded of the core four; how could he not be, considering he’s only introduced midway, and seems to be there in most part as a point of audience identification to whom Ray and Egon can explain the mechanics of their whole ghost-catching shindig. By turn, however, Winston brings Ray at least to contemplate the widespread supernatural phenomena from outside the lens of pure science; to consider the possibility, just the possibility, that the alleged man upstairs might have something to do with it. They quote a particularly bleak passage from Revelations, then mutually agree to put on some music and stop thinking about it; man of God or man of science, truly contemplating the end is never a pleasant business. My personal favourite part of that scene, though, is how Ray responds when Winston asks if he believes in God: “Never met him.” I love that; neither a yes nor a no, but a simple and unabashed admission of ignorance on the matter. That’s agnosticism in a nutshell, and why I can’t help feeling it’s the most sensible position to take.

Of course, it puts a slightly different slant on things when we consider Dan Aykroyd’s outspoken position on the paranormal in real life. As has long since become common knowledge, Aykroyd is descended from several generations of spiritualists, and is a whole-hearted believer in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis (why yes, I did just cut&paste Janine’s question to Winston from the quotes section of the IMDb page, thanks for noticing), and reportedly a great deal of the parapsychological theory and whatnot in Ghostbusters is taken from genuine research on the subject. By contrast, Aykroyd’s notable co-star and co-writer the late, great Harold Ramis was by all accounts far more sceptical regarding the paranormal, taking more interest in the broader spiritual questions attached. Indeed, you only need to take a cursory glance at the films Ramis went on to make – Groundhog Day in particular – to get a sense of how deep his questioning mind got. We might also note Aykroyd’s public statement following Ramis’ death earlier this year: “May he now get the answers he was always seeking.” Knowing this about the duo, one gets the sense that this balance between wholehearted belief and logical scepticism is what makes Ghostbusters really work – and it seems to bolster the overall message of the film, that a balance of youthful imagination and adult rationality will get us where we need to be on the whole God thing.

After all – what is that finale, really, if not humanity facing off against God? Okay, so Gozer ain’t exactly Jehovah (oi, stop throwing stones), but let’s not nitpick; a god, the God, you say tomato etc. Whichever way you look at it, it’s men with machines measuring their strength against a deity – and, we can scarcely fail to note, emerging victorious. Are we to take this as an ultimate indictment of God, a bald-faced declaration that humanity is stronger and has no need of such a supernatural super-being? Perhaps; but it’s still acknowledging that supernatural super-beings exist.

But even if they do, what difference does that really make? Even if we all found out tomorrow beyond any shadow of a doubt that there absolutely positively is a supreme being from whom we all sprang forth who is ready and waiting to welcome us back once we pop our clogs, wouldn’t we all still have to put food on our table, pay the rent, put up with arseholes, get bored and lazy, and so forth? God may very well be great, but people are still just people. Maybe this, then, is the ultimate message of Ghostbusters: God or no God, humanity can and must do what it has always done and just get the hell on with it, finding practical solutions to get us through and – wherever possible – banding together to overcome common obstacles, lest we part too soon with this potentially quite nice thing we have called life. And for crying out loud, we have to be sure to have a few laughs along the way.

Oh, and of course, if anyone ever asks if you’re a god, you say yes…

 

Each Buries His Own: 25 Years of Pet Sematary

By Quin

While I am certainly no expert on psychology, I have read a little about an occurrence in the human mind, where something that is traumatic and terrifying at a young age will become attractive later in life. I think this says a lot about why some of us are drawn to horror films. It seems like everyone I know has a story about the time they watched that one movie when they were way too young that scarred them for life. But by the same token, quite a few of us have turned that scarification into the motivation that drives our hunger to find the thing that will scare us the most. Like we want to get the feeling back that we experienced as a kid.

My own personal story about watching things I shouldn’t have goes back to when I was in Kindergarten. I guess I was about 5, and my parents had a VHS copy of An American Werewolf in London. I knew I had to see it, but I also knew that I probably shouldn’t. Even at 5 I think I was aware of the consequences. But I was a smooth talker and I convinced a babysitter to put it on for me. I made it to the dream sequence in the forest and ran from the room crying. (Frankly, I’m shocked I made it through the initial attack on the moors, I guess I was tougher than I thought.) Following that instance, I lost sleep over everything from Raiders of the Lost Ark, Jaws, and Michael Jackson’s Thriller. It got so bad that I knew horror movies weren’t for me and I didn’t like to be scared. I decided sometime in 1985 that I would never watch another scary movie again. This lasted until sometime around 1988 when I watched A Nightmare on Elm Street on television. I was amazed to find that it didn’t scare me at all. I guess I got a little cocky, thinking that watching edited mainstream horror with commercial breaks actually meant something. Little did I know, about a year later, I would see the movie that to this day is still the scariest thing I’ve ever seen – Pet Sematary.

First let me clarify, I have seen thousands of horror films as of now. So when I say that Pet Sematary is the scariest, I mean that comparatively and within the context of which I saw it. It was 1989, I was 12 years old, and the conditions were perfect for me to be emotionally destroyed by that movie. Also, I was still young and innocent enough to not have a way of defending myself against its dark and complicated themes.

Pet Sematary is the film based on the book of the same name. Like almost all stories by Stephen King, it takes place in Maine. Specifically, it is set in a small town called Ludlow, which is the same town in which Stephen King’s The Dark Half takes place. King has spent almost his entire career as a writer in Maine, with the exception of a stint in Colorado, which is where he wrote The Shining. It’s very common for writers to draw from their personal lives to fill in the details of their stories. Pet Sematary may be one of the best examples of this. So many of the things that happen in the story actually happened to Stephen King, without all of the supernatural stuff and the main climax of the film. If you don’t know what I’m referring to, I’ll get to that in a sec.

The Creed family have just moved from Chicago to Ludlow so Dr. Louis Creed can begin woking at the University of Maine as the head physician of campus health services. Across the road lives the old Jud Crandall, played by the great Fred Gwynn in a brilliant performance that puts Herman Munster out of your mind completely. He and Louis become very close over the course of the film. Early in the film, Jud warns Louis about the road they live on. It’s actually a highway that sees the occasional big rig tearing through with a truck driver behind the wheel hopped up on speed. Jud feels the need to mention the danger of the highway since the Creeds have two young children and a cat named Winston Churchhill. The next Day, Jud takes the family on a short hike to the pet cemetery. It’s a crudely made resting place – so crude that the sign provides the title’s misspelled word. This cemetery is a place for beloved pets who have died in the area dating back generations, some of which were killed on the road. Things start to get weird for Louis Creed right away. His first day on the job at the college, a student is hit by one of those trucks. Louis works to save him, but the guy doesn’t make it. This leads to Louis having dreams about the kid, or is he actually haunting him? Not only does he serve as a warning for Louis, but he is also foreshadowing personified for the viewer.

As you might guess, tragedy eventually strikes twice for the Creed family. First the family cat is killed in the road. This happens while Louis is home alone. Jud decides to let him in on a little secret. Just beyond the pet cemetery, past a deadfall, is a Micmac indian burial ground. Jud leads him there so he can bury the cat, telling him, “I’d help ya, but ya gotta do it yourself. Each buries his own.” That night, Jud tells Louis not to tell anyone what they did preaching the eerie sentiment, “The soil of a man’s heart is stonier.” It doesn’t take long for Louis to realize that Church is back from the dead, only he isn’t quite the same. He smells bad and is much more irritable than before. Louis begins to think he may be going crazy. Jud tells him the story of the time he buried his dog spot in the burial ground, “A man doesn’t always know why he does things, Louis.” But when Louis asks him if anyone has ever buried a person up there, he emphatically tells him no. Well, when tragedy strikes again, Louis does the only thing he can.


It’s the start of what looks like a beautiful day. The Creeds, along with their friend Jud, are having a picnic in the yard. Some conversation, laughter and kite flying turn into the unimaginable when the Creeds’ young son Gage stumbles after his kite into the road just as a truck approaches. Gage is killed instantly. We see his father scream in anguish and horror, as a small bloody sneaker skips in slow motion across the screen. What is a grieving father to do? He has been given the option of cheating death out of taking anything he loves. Yes, he makes the choice to bury Gage just beyond the pet cemetery. Gage comes back. But much like Church, Gage isn’t himself. People start to die and a chain of events is now in motion where Louis cannot make any more good decisions.

As I mentioned before, the themes at play in Pet Sematary are so dark and disturbing, it’s almost a miracle the book was ever written and that the film was made. Stephen King was so afraid he had crossed a line with this story that he put it away for five years before his wife Tabitha finally convinced him that the story was great and needed to be published. As horrible as the death of a child is, the story goes even deeper at reminding the viewer of their own mortality. With the tagline SOMETIMES DEAD IS BETTER in mind, the movie presents us with imagery that shows us how horrifying getting sick can be. Shortly after the first visit to the Pet Sematary, Louis and his wife Rachel have an argument over how to talk to their daughter about death. Rachel is of the opinion that she is too young and it shouldn’t be discussed. What follows is an emotional but deeply spine-chilling flashback that explains why Rachel feels the way she does. When she was a young girl, her older sister Zelda had become sick with Spinal Meningitis. One afternoon she was left to care for her alone as her parents went away for the day. Her sister had become so physically twisted and mentally insane, she could no longer feed herself or move and she looked like the stench of death. As Rachel feeds her mushy, gelatinous goo, easy enough for her to try to swallow, Zelda begins to choke. She writhes as her mouth opens to reveal the goo and her black tongue. Her eyes roll back. As Rachel explains in a voice-over, “They’ll say I murdered her by choking. They’ll say, “you hated her”… and that was true.”

Zelda represents the fear of death. The death of Gage has always been troubling to me. And I couldn’t even imagine what the imagery in this film could do to a parent. But for me, Zelda was the thing that haunted my nightmares for a very long time. It got so bad that I couldn’t even say the word Zelda. I couldn’t even think of the letter Z without her boney, sunken face flashing through my mind. It was entirely by accident one day years later, I was watching Ramones videos on youtube and I ran across the music video for “Pet Sematary” – the title track on the soundtrack – as the video goes through clips from the film, it gets to a quick shot of Zelda with her hands up near her face, laughing. I saw it and felt this burst of adrenaline. My heart started to pound. After all these years I couldn’t believe I saw her again. When the anxiety began to die down, I decided to take another look. I had no more adrenaline and I was no longer frightened. I laughed.

In the last 5 years or so, a special edition DVD of Pet Sematary was released. It includes a widescreen transfer of the film, a behind the scenes documentary as well as commentary with the director Mary Lambert. Since I was no longer afraid, I bought it immediately. I’ve now watched it at least half a dozen times. I can now look at it more critically. While the story is great (the script was adapted by Stephen King himself), some of the acting is terrible. Fred Gwynn is superb, as is the young Miko Hughes who plays Gage. But Dale Midkiff and Denise Crosby as the Creeds are positively wooden. The young Ellie Creed is played by twin sisters and she delivers many of her lines like she’s in a school play. The direction of the film goes back and forth between made-for-TV-esque melodrama and taut, chilling horror with gorgeous country scenery. The film gets a big thumbs up for looking almost exactly how you imagine it when you read the book as well as following the story remarkably close. For me, I can forgive the acting that goes wrong in places.

Fortunately, this is one of those films that makes its way through the rumor mill every year or so, with reports that it is going to be remade. I know that hardcore horror fans turn up their noses at remakes as much as new “found footage” films, but Pet Sematary is a remake that I would welcome with open arms. I would love to see someone else’s interpretation of it. I would also welcome the possibility of being scared all over again by an updated version that is more stylized. I’m not going to lie. If it ever gets made, I will be nervous as hell to see it. But I will see it no matter what. Until then, my fears are buried just beyond the deadfall, waiting to return.

Shaun of the Dead – 10 Years of Fried Gold


By Ben Bussey

See that dazed, weary, numb-with-disbelief look on the faces of those two fine-looking gentlemen in the picture above? How many of us are wearing an almost-identical expression on realising that Shaun of the Dead was released on this date TEN WHOLE YEARS AGO?

Okay, let me follow up that question with another question. How do we define a ‘game-changer?’ On what basis do we deem a movie to have had so indelible an impact on the cultural consciousness that it has well and truly changed the game? As clear as the meaning of that term should be, I’ve found it can be a little divisive, particularly when it comes to the past decade or so – and movies which not everyone is necessarily fond of. See, on the one hand, to declare a movie a game-changer isn’t necessarily a guarantor of quality. Whether we like it or not, Saw, Hostel, Grindhouse, and the remakes of The Ring and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre all changed the game for horror thus far this century, in that they set a format which a slew of other filmmakers were able to duplicate, largely dominating the genre landscape in recent memory. Whether or not any of those films actually broke new ground, or was even necessarily good… well, that’s open to debate.

Naturally, then, many of us would prefer to judge the game changed only by films which truly raise the bar; not just movies which present an easily imitable/marketable template, but those which fine-tune its specific subgenre to as near perfection as possible, preferably introducing hitherto unseen elements in the process, resulting in something designed not simply to make back its budget on opening weekend, but to do what movies are really supposed to do: be loved, obsessed over, and endlessly revisited, with new rewards to be found with each repeat viewing.

I imagine I’m preaching to the choir here when I say that, by either definition, Shaun of the Dead is an inarguable game-changer – and on several counts. It changed the game for horror, and comedy, and British cinema overall. Not bad for a film with such a silly pun for a title which was the big screen debut of some people who made a sitcom.

Now, I have to make a confession – I wasn’t a Spaced fan when Shaun of the Dead came out. I tend to be a bit behind the curve when it comes to TV, and in that era before the internet had quite taken over, the buzz around the show just hadn’t built so much. I think I’d caught one or two episodes in passing, but at the time I honestly just didn’t get it; it wasn’t until I’d seen Shaun that I tracked the series down, paid attention, and realised how great it was. Honestly, I don’t think I’m too unique in this. The way Spaced is held up today as a British TV comedy classic kind of feels to me like how everyone and their dog loves Thor and Iron Man now, and acts like they were always their favourite superheroes -when really, the wider audience was utterly unfamiliar with them before the movies (not judging, just stating a quite clear fact). But anyway, given my relative unfamiliarity with Wright, Pegg and Frost beforehand, I didn’t necessarily go into Shaun of the Dead the first time with unusually high expectations – as I may have since gone into, say, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Paul and The World’s End…

Okay, now a word of warning to those who haven’t seen Shaun of the Dead: first off, what the hell have you been doing the last decade; secondly, there will be spoilers ahead, as I do my best to break down all the ways that this film truly changed the game…

First off – for a movie whose title is an unabashed play on ‘Dawn of the Dead’ (even opening to music lifted directly from said film) it’s notable that no one ever makes explicit reference to George A Romero’s magnum opus. Indeed, Shaun of the Dead makes a point of keeping use of “the Z-word” itself to a minimum, uttered only a handful of times in the whole film. This might not seem like such a big deal now, but back in 2004 the aftertaste of the Scream trilogy – and worse yet, the first two Scary Movies – still hung heavy in the horror psychosphere (why yes, I have been watching True Detective). Now, I don’t have any great issue with the first two Screams, but the problem with that whole era of the genre was there seemed to be some unspoken, collective agreement among filmmakers that the proper way of making an intertextual reference was to have characters say, “yo, this is just like that bit in [insert movie here], y’all!” ad infinitum…

Happily, Shaun of the Dead does away with all that crap. Yes, there are of course nods aplenty to umpteen zombie movies, but only those who really know the genre are going to pick up on them: I’m happy to say I noticed the restaurant called Fulci’s on first viewing, but I’m astonished that it took me several viewings to pick up on the significance of the name chosen for Shaun’s mum, even when Nick Frost yells, “we’re coming to get you, Barbara!” Much as the likes of The Cabin in the Woods and You’re Next have done since, Shaun of the Dead plays around with the conventions of a horror subgenre without really spelling out in black at white that this is what it’s doing (as Scream and its imitators had done). Theoretically, this approach opens the film up to a far broader audience, as – while prior genre knowledge may enhance the viewing experience – it doesn’t hurt a bit if the viewer has never seen another zombie movie. No doubt this makes Shaun of the Dead a terrific entry point for young or otherwise fledging genre fans.

Speaking of younger viewers… I can vividly recall reading an interview with Wright, Pegg and Frost prior to the film’s release in which they spoke with total certainty of their anticipated 18 certificate, declaring they knew the Resident Evil film was going to be crap as soon as they saw it got a 15. Lo and behold, Shaun of the Dead also got a 15, and I’ve often wondered whether or not it’s a point of pride for the filmmakers that their film would also seem to represent some fairly substantial advances regarding what is deemed acceptable within that certificate. There’s no greater evidence that they were aiming high ratings-wise than Nick Frost’s immortal, “can I get any of you cunts a drink?” uttered within the first minute or so. Time was, even a single use of the dreaded C-word guaranteed you an 18 immediately. And that’s to say nothing of the hideous gut-ripping violence on display; okay, so Shaun of the Dead is hardly one of the goriest films ever made, but Dylan Moran’s Captain Rhodes-esque demise would, again, have been solid 18 material in years gone by. While the credit should also be shared with earlier surprisingly gory 15s like Cabin Fever and Dog Soldiers, Shaun definitely blew the door wide open (as wide open as Moran’s torso, indeed) on how much blood and innards you could spill in the presence of those still too young to drink, smoke, vote or boink. As well as allowing them to hear the word ‘cunt.’

Much as it impacted the British Board of Film Classification, so too did Shaun of the Dead make its presence felt in British cinema overall. While it may seem relatively low budget, by UK standards Shaun of the Dead is a major mainstream production: you only need to see the names Universal, Working Title and StudioCanal attached to realise that. And the great thing is, in spite of its obviously fantastical premise, Shaun of the Dead presents us with a vision of life in Britain which I daresay is far closer to the reality the majority of us know than most of cinema Britain has produced in the last two decades.

So often with British film it feels like there’s no middle ground: either it’s the upper-middle class affluence of Richard Curtis (clearly parodied here by the appropriation of Hugh Grant’s “fuck-a-doodle-doo”), or the painfully bleak kitchen sink realism of Ken Loach, with Guy Ritchie’s mockney gangster dreamland falling somewhere alongside. Shaun of the Dead instead presents a simple, mundane, sleepy British existence, neither drowning in desperation nor sailing by at the top of the ladder. (And perhaps most refreshing of all for a film that takes place in the capital, there isn’t a single London landmark in sight.) This, of course, is not to say the film doesn’t tackle head-on the very real anxieties facing the British working class. It is of course no coincidence that the zombies attack at the very moment that Shaun needs to be woken out of his stupor, change his pub-bound lifestyle, move on in his relationship with Liz, and find more fulfilling work.

Nor is it any coincidence that the film also sees Shaun’s mother and stepfather so painfully torn out of his life, with both the regretful final words of Bill Nighy’s Philip and the truly brutal death scene of Penelope Wilton’s Barbara taking the film to unexpected heights of raw emotion. There’s nothing like the loss of your elders to really bring into focus how limited all this is, leaving you ultimately with two basic options: sink, or swim. Liz pretty much says it all in one line: “If I don’t do something, I’m going to end up going into that pub every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.” As for what happens should you fail to move on from that point – The World’s End explores that pretty unflinchingly.

Ah – but now that I’ve finally brought up Liz, it’s time to admit that Shaun of the Dead is not without its problems. Revisiting the film now, it comes as a surprise to see that Nick Frost does not get his expected second billing in the credits, his name only coming after Simon Pegg, Kate Ashfield and Lucy Davies (to be fair, it seems they quite reasonably billed Pegg first, then went alphabetically). The fact that I struggle to think of anything else I’ve seen Ashfield in – though Davies popped up in the wonderful Some Guy Who Kills People, of course – underlines the key flaw of the film: the weakness of the female characters. To be fair to Wright and Pegg, they’ve both long since admitted they struggle writing decent parts for women, which might explain the comparative sausage fests that are Hot Fuzz and The World’s End. While the romance between Shaun and Liz may be intended to give the film its heart (they sold it as a ‘rom-zom-com,’ remember) it’s just never felt entirely convincing to me; Pegg and Ashfield just don’t seem to have the kind of intimate chemistry to make you believe they’re in love. Or maybe that’s just to do with the way they chose to handle it; I mean, how many rom-coms can you think of in which the central couple never so much as kiss? (One little peck in the last scene notwithstanding.)

Of course, one person with whom Pegg most definitely did have that kind of chemistry was his Spaced collaborator Jessica Hynes (still Stevenson at the time) – and given the obvious debt that he, Wright and Frost owe her, it’s little wonder they chose to give her a cameo. Alas, this too is also one of the most niggling moments for me, for Hynes’ brief appearances are the only moments which really take us out of the story and into self-indulgent in-jokery, the worst offender being the midway scene on the way to The Winchester, with its little who’s-who of British comedy. Sure, it’s a harmless enough throwaway gag, but even as someone who didn’t watch Spaced at the time, this sequence rubbed me up the wrong way on first viewing, and always grates on me a little since.

Speaking of unsung women – Nira Park. In my ignorance, I’ve never had enough of an idea of what a producer really does to assess her contribution, but she’s been part of the Wright/Pegg/Frost dream team from day one, and surely deserves a major shout-out for helping it all happen.

Anyway, forget the chicks! Shaun of the Dead, as we’re all well aware, is one of the quintessential representations of that 21st century phenomenon, the bromance. As much as the movie might purport to build toward Shaun’s reconciliation with Liz, we all know the real crescendo is his ultimate reunion with Ed, to the heart-tugging notes of Queen’s ‘You’re My Best Friend.’ I’m sure the homoerotic undertones of Pegg and Frost’s on-screen partnership will be endlessly debated for as long as their films are appreciated, but whichever way you look at it there’s just no question that they’re one of the great screen double acts. As we’ve all long since noticed, any horror comedy that has arrived since will invariably seek to be compared to Shaun of the Dead, and it’s no wonder so many attempt a similar male buddy set-up, from the successful (Tucker and Dale vs. Evil), to the not-so successful (Lesbian Vampire Killers).

Indeed, as demonstrated by the somewhat lamentable Lesbian Vampire Killers (or, as it was hilariously retitled in the US, Vampire Killers), Shaun of the Dead opened a new window with low budget British filmmakers: now, they can do laddish comedy/horror crossovers, as well as bargain basement Guy Ritchie knock-offs. Is that harsh? Perhaps, but I don’t think it’s too wide of the mark. Sure, some good horror-comedy crossovers have come out of the UK and Ireland post-Shaun – Grabbers, Cockneys vs. Zombies, and recently Stalled – but I daresay these are by far outweighed by the pale imitations of which Lesbian Vampire Killers (a movie which Danny Dyer turned down) is merely the highest profile offender. I won’t name and shame the worst of them, but by God there’s some shit out there. Happily though, Shaun of the Dead has also inspired some remarkable feats from unexpected places: if you haven’t seen Cuban zom-com Juan of the Dead, you’ve missed a genuine treat.

Okay, I realise that by now Spaced’s Tim Bisley would have long since muttered ‘skip to the end’ – so, even though I could quite easily keep droning on and on about all the things that make Shaun of the Dead one of the greatest films of our time, I should probably draw this to a close. But the fact that I could quite easily find tons more to say on the subject just underlines one of my earlier points: Shaun of the Dead is a film which warrants obsessing over, so heavily laden with little details that you really do find new and interesting things popping out every time you see it, no matter how frequent those repeat viewings might be. It firmly established its core players as being among the best in the business, and a decade on they’re all still at the top of their game, making big movies that play to a big audience, but never losing sight of that vital emphasis on genuine wit, character, storytelling, relatability and emotional honesty that makes their breakthrough film such an endless joy. How’s that for a slice of fried gold, indeed.

"I’d give my life to be dead" – 20 years of Dellamorte Dellamore

By Tristan Bishop

In 1994 the Italian film industry, having been a major player on the world’s screens throughout the 1940s until the 1980s, was on its last legs. Those in the know point to interference from legendary sleazeball and occasional politician Silvio Berlusconi and his attempts to monopolise production with his company RAI, plus rising production costs which forced international co-productions away from Italy and towards the much cheaper Eastern Europe. Cinecitta, Rome’s legendary film studios which once saw hundreds of films being shot in a given year, was down to dozens. The golden age of Italian popular, which had given us the peplum, the Italian gothic, the Eurospy thriller, the spaghetti western, the giallo, the poliziotteschi and the Italian gore film was over. Directors like Ruggero Deodato found themselves making films for television; even Dario Argento tried to make films in America (without much success).

With hindsight it’s very tempting to call Dellamorte Dellamore the last gasp of the golden age. There were Italian horror films made after it, of course – Argento himself makes one every couple of years, to varying degrees of exasperation from fans – but it feels like an elegy in places, at once inspired by and commenting on the rich vein of fantasy cinema that came before it. The director, Michele Soavi, had certainly paid his dues in the Italian horror film already – first off as an actor (he can be seen in several fan favourites, such as City Of The Living Dead, New York Ripper and Demons), and after working as a second-unit director for Argento (Tenebrae, Phenomena) and Lamberto Bava (A Blade In The Dark, Blastfighter) progressing to helming his own pictures with the excellent Stage Fright (produced by Joe D’Amato) and two Dario-produced pictures, The Sect and The Church.

Dellamorte Dellamore was adapted from a novel by Tiziano Sclavi, the man behind famous Italian comic series Dylan Dog (he must be a big fan of the letter ‘D’), which has sold over 3 million copies (and several issues of which were translated into English by Dark Horse Comics). Dylan Dog featured as its main character a paranormal investigator who bares a striking resemblance to English actor Rupert Everett, and in a wonderful bit of casting, the film-makers managed to convince Everett himself to play the role of Francesco Dellamorte in the film (incidentally Dylan Dog was also filmed a few years back, sans Everett and apparently rather awful).

The story concerns the titular character Dellamorte (who complains of his weird name – ‘St Francis Of Death’), employed as the ‘caretaker’ of the Buffaloro Cemetery – a sprawling gothic resting place which resembles what might happen if Terry Gilliam went full goth. Dellamorte’s job isn’t as easy as you might expect, however, as it isn’t all tending graves and weeding borders. In fact, the cemetery’s permanent residents are restless, and at night Dellamorte and his idiot assistant Gnaghi (total vocabulary – “gnagh”) are forced to put flesh-hungry zombies out of their misery and return them to their rest. Dellamorte attempts to alert the authorities to the issue, but he is a bit of an outcast in the town, and even his one friend, a municipal clerk named Franco, is unable to help him through the piles of forms and red tape he needs to process. The nightly routine carries on, Dellamorte and Gnaghi resigned to their roles, until one day things are shaken up by the arrival of a beautiful, mysterious woman (Anna Falchi), who is attending the funeral of her elderly husband. Dellamorte falls in love, and when the woman reappears they embark on what must surely be one of the strangest affairs ever committed to film (where else will you find a woman who finds ossuaries sexy?). Around the same time Gnaghi becomes obsessed with the daughter of the local mayor, and the men’s romantic longings set off an even stranger turn of events as the film heads towards an outrageous conclusion.

Dellamorte Dellamore is a hard sell for some. It’s too self-consciously arty and surreal for the blood and guts crowd, and dedicated arthouse viewers will doubtless find the low-brow elements (chiefly gore, sex and some really stupid jokes) equally hard to stomach, but this really cements the fact that there is nothing else quite like this film. Soavi steps right out from the shadow of his mentors here, furnishing a bizarre, philosophical, metaphorical script with an outrageous visual poetry which is absolutely the equal of Argento’s golden period, and somehow even manages to make the central characters affecting and likeable. Everett seems detached and cool in way sure to appeal to those of us who fancy ourselves as a heroic, romantic outsider, and French punk icon François Hadji-Lazaro stands out as Gnaghi, even without any real dialogue. Later events in the film (no spoilers here) push the boundaries of both taste and sense, with one of the romantic plots seemingly influenced by the later work of Luis Bunuel, and some outrageous (although occasionally hilarious) revelations. All this is wrapped up with a tremendous score from Manuel De Sica and sumptuous cinematography from Mauro Marchetti which makes the film an aesthetic delight even when the plot is doing its best to confound you. Even the title of the film (let’s ignore ‘Cemetery Man’) is brilliant – It can be translated several different ways, although my preferred translation is ‘Dellamorte in love’ (although Dellamorte is also Italian for ‘of death’).

If you’ve not seen the film then you probably have some idea of whether you would like it or not. If you’re the type who complains about the lack of realism in films, I would advise you to stay well away. If, however, you straddle the line between being a poetic, romantic soul and a dribbling horror fiend then this is almost certainly your new favourite film. I discovered it via a friend’s Japanese laserdisc sometime in 1997 (there was a limited VHS release in the UK, apparently uncut, under the alternate title Cemetery Man, which passed me by completely), duplicated it onto VHS (in these post-Pirate Bay days that almost seems legal and laudable, hey?) and proceeded to induct various friends into the cult of the film over the next few years. In fact, I was so taken with the film that I appropriated the main character’s name for my DJ alias, and have stuck with it ever since. Now you can get it in a spanking DVD edition from those weirdos over at Shameless (which Keri reviewed here), and I suggest anyone with an interest does exactly that.

And now twenty years have passed, and with every diminishing return of Dario Argento or brand new Italian horror project that fails to set the world alight, Dellamorte Dellamore looks more and more like the last gasp of the Italian golden age. But what a beautiful send off to have.

20 Years of Chaos! Comics

By Svetlana Fedotov

A quick note before I delve into the sordid history of Chaos! Comics. If you’ve been a fan of Brutal as Hell’s comic coverage, you probably noticed that the usual author Comix has now been replaced by the hard-to-pronounce writer, Svetlana Fedotov. Well fear not, gentle reader, for it is I, Comix, now writing under my given name, Svetlana, as per request by my bosses. I suppose it’s to give a more cohesive understanding with my other work (go ahead, google me), so from here on out, I’ll be writing under my original, goofy name.

Anyhoo, with that cleared up, let’s dive into this article.

Chaos! Comics is the quintessential poster child of the nineties comic boom. A time of sparkly, alternative covers, flash-fire new characters, and superhero cartoons with bad-ass theme songs, Chaos! fit right in to the rising wave of new comic fandom. Unfortunately, to quote Hunter S. Thompson, when that wave finally broke and rolled back, Chaos! Comics was the first to drown under the tide of disinterest. With the recent re-release of Evil Ernie and Chaos! from Dynamite Press, it’s perhaps time to look back at this bizarre footnote of comic history and the recent attempt in bringing the forgotten characters back to life.

Chaos! Comics debuted in 1994, founded by writer Brian Pulido (and his wicked mullet) and artist Steven Hughes. They had originally teamed up in 1991 to create the genocidal teen character Evil Ernie, who managed to find a solid audience with their then publisher Eternity Comics. If you haven’t read Evil Ernie, the comic is basically about an undead, rage-filled teen who aims to bring about the apocalypse with the help of his talking smiley button, Smiley, on behalf of his lover, Lady Death. Trust me, it was pretty awesome. After the positive reception at Eternity Comics, they broke off and formed Chaos! Comics, aiming to bring a more extreme edge to Ernie, free from the watchful eye of a parent company. Though it was a tricky roll, they managed to pull it off, bringing in even more fans with their over-the-top writing mixed with splatter art and surprisingly grounded characters.

Following the success of Evil Ernie, the company began to expand their repertoire of characters, starting with giving Lady Death her own comic. Fans went wild for the big haired, big breasted beauty and Chaos continued on their “bad girl” parade, adding the demon Purgatori, the vampire Chastity, the Asian vampire Jade, among other ladies, each intertwining with other stories in the Chaos! universe. That was probably the biggest appeal of the Chaos! Comic’s line, that all the original characters ended up playing a role in Ernie’s megadeath, which, after years of careful planning, came to fruition on January 1st, 2000. I can’t imagine the amount of planning that it took to pull that off, but it was one of the most anticipated stories of the late 90’s.

Aside from their original characters, Chaos! Comics also delved into publishing comics for bands, wrestlers, and horror movies, each earning success in their own right. Always eager to give their fans a little more, a lot of those comics came with little goodies, such as the Insane Clown Posse issues each coming with a previously un-released track that, when all collected, formed an entire album. Along with collectable trading cards, toys, busts, and alternative covers up the ying-yang, Chaos! Comics was living the dream. From a two man operation to working with some of the biggest talents in the industry (especially WWE, who at the time, was HUGE,) the company was riding high and living low.

Until it all crashed.

Now I can go on and on about why the comics industry fell apart in the early 2000’s, but that’s a whole different article. Fans weren’t reading comics anymore, their collectable issues proved to be not so collectable, and I’m sure the arrival of a non-dialup internet didn’t help. In short, come 2002, Chaos! Comics was forced to file for bankruptcy. Like many companies at the time, Pulido and Co. auctioned off the rights to everything they owned, including the name Chaos!, only keeping the character Lady Death for himself.

Attempting to revive Ms. Death, Pulido first went to Crossgen Entertainment and gave her a medieval origin. When Crossgen as well went under a few months later, he took her to Avatar Press where she found moderate success. After hanging out there for a few years, Pulido decided to launch another company called Boundless Comics as an Avatar imprint, specifically for Lady Death. After a few story arcs, this too went by the wayside and as of 2012, there has been no word of her return. In fact, if you were to go to the Boundless Comics site, all that’s left is an ominous message that states “boundlesscomics.com shall return.” Spoooooky.

The rest of the star-crossed cast ended up in the hands of comic retailer Tales of Wonder who sold the collection to Devils Due Publishing. They restarted several of the series under the Chaos! imprint, but as with Crossgen, also went under and the characters moved to Dynamite Press, which brings us to the present.

In celebration of Chaos! Comics 20th anniversary, Dynamite Press will be releasing a brand new title with old-time favorites simply titled Chaos!. Previously, the company had released a new Evil Ernie comic, currently collected in a six-issue graphic novel and piggy-backing on its momentum, have decided to release the new work centered around Ernie, Chastity, and Purgatori kicking ass and taking names! WOOH! If they manage to capture the old spirit of Chaos! Comics is yet to be seen, but with Tim Seeley at the helm, who had previously worked with Evil Ernie in a Hack/Slash crossover, it’s definitely bound to turn a few heads. Keeping with traditional Chaos! methods, there will be variant issues. Hell, there’ll be variant issues of variant issues, creating a collectable market similar to what the original company was doing.

Of course, with the recent revival of Evil Ernie and now the comic Chaos!, it does bring some concern to how long this incantation of the characters is liable to last. It’s hard not to see the connection between the current interest in all things nineties and the sudden appearance of these demonic classics, making one wonder what Dynamite’s true intent is. Are they really planning to keep these guys around for the long haul or is it just a flash-in-the-pan gimme gimme for the flavor of the month club? Of course, even if they are just rehashed to make a quick buck, you can’t blame Dynamite for doing it. Comics are a business after all and business is good. If the roaring masses are demanding a reappearance of the hottest new characters of 1998, by God, it’s their duty to give them what they want!

Either way, I’ll probably be picking up the new works. Chaos! had been a huge part of my interest in comics and I’m excited to see what the new company is going to with these guys. I’m a sucker for an old dog story; maybe it’s about time these old dogs got another chance at the spotlight.

 

The Rise of the Women in Horror Movement: Admirers, Haters and Everything In-betweeners

By Nia Edwards-Behi

Put two horror fans in the same room as each other and they’ll undoubtedly find countless films to collectively gush over, sharing their love for a broad and persevering genre until the cows come home. Give a whole bunch of horror fans internet access and conventions and film festivals and you’ll end up with what’s generally known as ‘the horror community’, a whole bunch of different people with a shared love for horror coming together to squeal and shout about the films they love. Sounds idyllic, doesn’t it? Before those horror fans light a campfire and start singing kumbaya, though, the idiomatic cows do, indeed, come home, and suddenly, someone likes a film that someone else doesn’t. The great joy of any community of fans is the variety of opinion that emerges once the shared interests have been established.

It’s fair to say that one of the most contentious issues to arise in the horror community in the past five years is that of Women in Horror. I capitalise the phrase there because obviously women have always been around in horror; however, as a purposeful and organised movement, it has only recently emerged. Back in February 2010, the first Women in Horror Recognition Month took place, a grassroots campaign that I’m happy to say I was a part of. I’m one of those apparently rare beings who came to love horror relatively late in life, and my love for the genre flourished much alongside my time at university studying film. So while in 2009 the first early whisperings of Women in Horror Recognition Month were taking place, so I was writing essays about Last House on the Left, Paul Leni and Men, Women and Chainsaws.

Events as part of the campaign mostly took place in North America, and I wanted to bring part of the energy and enthusiasm to the UK so I put on my own event, Ghouls on Film, where I screened some horror films by women; little realising at the time the significance of world premiering Dead Hooker in a Trunk, I might add. Given that forty people showed up to this entirely independent, not very widely advertised, barely a big name in sight event was, to me, testament that there was interest in seeing some cool horror films specifically made by women.

The campaign has grown and grown in the past five years, with vocal support from those involved and those who have benefitted the most. The voices of those who found such a campaign irrelevant, unnecessary or somehow downright offensive have also understandably grown since 2010. Like Women in Horror Recognition Month or dislike it, there’s no denying the visibility and significance of the campaign, officially and unofficially.

What was and is the purpose of the campaign? Quite simply, to use the 28 days (get it?) of February as a concentrated way of celebrating and drawing attention to women working in the horror industry, and in doing so draw attention to the apparent under-representation of women in the field. This is something that had immediately appealed to me, as I was relatively new to the genre at the time and looking for more people a bit more like me who were passionate and involved in the field. I might add in the same breath, though, that I’m very lucky to have known some great women involved with horror from the outset, academically, industrially and as fans. When you’re still getting the ‘ew, horror’ and ‘but you’re a girl!’ reactions to telling people you’re a horror fan, though, the more important a feeling of sort of safety-in-numbers can be.

I suppose what the campaign doesn’t seem to have achieved, however, it to bring that aim to more mainstream attention. Sure, we can discuss Women in Horror Recognition month on our blogs and niche websites and know exactly who and what we’re talking about, but outside of that arena? Not so much – one need only see the Guardian’s salivating over Ben Wheatley with barely a mention of Amy Jump as evidence of that (not conclusive evidence admittedly, as the spectre of auteurism hanging heavy on British film criticism is a factor there too). I don’t think that this is necessarily a fair ‘criticism’ of the campaign; given its grassroots beginnings, that it has already grown so much is a real achievement. The campaign proper might seem to be groups of familiar names discussing familiar topics and supporting upcoming filmmakers – which is, I strongly note, commendable – but its greatest achievement is precisely what seems to also cause the most trouble: it gets people talking.

Yes, there are criticisms to be made of the campaign proper, from complaints about the timing of the campaign, to the way in which it’s run, to the fact it’s completely unnecessary. I’m not going to fully articulate the main complaints about WiHRM here because frankly I’m well aware there are queues and queues of people who are willing to do that – and have already done that – for me. But the criticisms have been broader than a few clashes of character during the month of February; they’ve extended to criticisms of the broader vocal support for female filmmakers in the genre that happens all year round. If this has been the case previously, it has been increasingly the case over the past five years, presumably due to the success of WiHRM in bringing attention to the issue. Again, some of these criticisms are perfectly valid; however, from my perspective at least, a great deal of the mud slung has been bitter and illogical. It is, though, natural that the increase should be noticeable, given, as I’ve said, the increase in people just plain talking about the issues at hand – and I’m not for a second saying that people shouldn’t be talking about it, whatever their point of view.

There’s no denying that the Soska Sisters and the relative success of American Mary became quite the focal point for clashing opinions (clashes I very purposefully stayed far away from at the time). While for some, the Soskas were and are horror’s brightest new stars, for many others their self-promotion and public personas were entirely objectionable. It seems to me that their success is not that much different from, say, the success of Adam Green with Hatchet, and his own public persona and interaction with fans. Yet – and by all means, I’m open to be corrected on this – I don’t remember the same backlash to his popularity. I’m by no means going to sit here and type under some self-illusion that I’m an unbiased commentator; however, given the ultimately niche nature of the kind of films we’re discussing here, what filmmaker wouldn’t shout as loudly as they could about a film that breaks out of that niche, even if only slightly? With American Mary’s relative success, the Soskas became figureheads for both sides of the debate. As a result, for me, many of the cracks in the naysayers’ side of the debate started to show more clearly. That prominent bloggers can argue that women filmmakers who ‘dress sexily’ and complain about not being treated equally are asking for such treatment speaks volumes of their lack of understanding of most of the issues that still need addressing in the debate.

While it’s true that the on-screen representation of female characters in horror has vastly improved throughout the decades, with women often overcoming the horror, or being the horror themselves, that’s not to say it’s without problems. My eyes grow strained from rolling at DVD cover after DVD cover that use a woman’s body to sell the film in a way which has absolutely zero relation to the content of the film, or, sometimes, when it does. Representation on screen is only part of the problem, of course, with the much greater issue being representation off-screen; that is, in the industry. Now, again this is a situation which has seen a great deal of improvement: I can easily reel off a list of names of women in the horror film industry with whom I’ve had even the slightest involvement in the past year. I can’t deny that I’m very proud to have been able to boast four films directed by women at last year’s Abertoir, as well as having been asked to be part of the great Women in Horror calendar alongside a great number of other talented women. However, much in line with the film industry as a whole – hell, much in line with industry, and business and, you know, society as a whole – the situation is far from equal or ideal, and until that’s the case anything that supports the progression of it is fine by me.

Regardless of what the various and myriad arguments for or against supporting ‘women in horror’, in whatever guise, as far as my opinion is concerned, Women in Horror Recognition Month barely scratches the surface of the issue, and the broader issue of the under-representation of women in the genre is merely a drop in the broader issue of the under-representation of women in mass-media full stop. If the spirit of Women in Horror Recognition Month does anything right, it’s that it celebrates talent and energy and passion. While the appreciation of any art is entirely subjective, celebrating those who create art and try to make things happen is, to me, a helluva a lot more important than superficial statistical tools like the Bechdel Test. Of course, ‘women in horror’ doesn’t solve every single problem of representation in the genre, nor does it seek to do so. Horror, again like much popular media, is an overwhelmingly white and straight genre, and no amount of hard work for the greater visibility of women in horror is necessarily going to change that. It does, however, fight its own battle, and theoretically and hopefully opens doors for a greater variety of representation in horror. Classic horror itself has always lent itself to telling stories that allowed minorities to be afforded some degree of sympathy, though often through the cyphers of sympathetic monsters who are ultimately destroyed – there’s a reason we often remember and love the monsters and not the heroes. But it’s really time we moved beyond metaphor.

To end on a personal note, I daresay that without the Women in Horror movement, my involvement with the genre would not be what it is today (judge for yourself if that’s a good thing or not!). My passion for the genre was well and truly cemented during the first Women in Horror Recognition Month and without that I’m not sure I would have persisted past ‘casual viewer’ as much as I like to think I have. Regardless of any real-world difference it may or may not make, I, for one, look forward to celebrating Women in Horror Recognition Month in its fifth year. More important, though, is continually taking that spirit of celebration and support to heart all year round.

Interview: Don Coscarelli on John Dies at the End

Interview conducted by Ben Bussey

How not to make a first impression, lesson one: if you’re supposed to telephone a long-established and revered filmmaker responsible for one of your favourite films from the last few years, it helps if you do it at the time and date you were allotted, as opposed to two full days early. Yes folks, this is what makes Brutal As Hell such a pillar of journalistic professionalism, with an editor who is seemingly incapable of telling the word ‘Thursday’ from the word ‘Tuesday’ when reading an e-mail…

Happily, when the man on the other end of the phone is the superlatively nice Don Coscarelli, such mistakes can be quite happily washed away under the bridge, it seems. Despite my horrendous cock-up, Don was happy to talk me that same evening – and I was very happy of that. John Dies at the End was one of my top films of 2012 (and, for the record, was among my personal nominees for Brutal As Hell’s recent fifth anniversary top 20), so I’m eager to do all I can to help promote it as it finally worms its way out onto Blu-ray and DVD in the UK in February – although, as we learned not long ago, if you really want to you can already get it from Asda…

Obviously I was very honoured to be able to speak to such a true legend of horror filmmaking, so if I come off as a bit of a kiss-ass in some of my questions… well, there you have it, I’m a kiss-ass. And I’d do it all again, I tell you. Only I’d call him on the correct night. And I would have actually thought of something to say to the one question he threw back at me…

Anyway, here’s how it all went down.

Don: Hi.

Ben: Hello Don? It’s Ben again, from Brutal As Hell.

Don: Hi Ben, how are you doing?

Ben: I’m alright, apart from feeling very, very silly about calling you on the wrong day.

Don: No, it’s okay, this is great. It’s the last one, I got through this, because I can’t tell you – it’s been so bizarre. I’d be on with somebody, then in the middle of the call other people would call, and then the other person would hang up – and I’m juggling all these calls, I’m not used to doing that. It’s a relief to be at the final interview, that’s all I can tell you. Nobody else will be calling, so that’s good. Anyway, how are you doing today?

Ben: I’m okay now, yes.

Don: Excellent.

Ben: I was going to try and work in some clever joke about how I was either calling you from a bratwurst, or after the point of my own death or something, but I’m not quite that sharp unfortunately.

Don: That’s funny.

(Note: I’m pretty sure he’s just being polite.)

Ben: First of all, congratulations on John Dies at the End, I think it’s fantastic. I’ve been really looking forward to it being released on DVD here in Britain ever since I saw it the Abertoir festival last November in Wales.

(Note: I mean November 2012. Momentarily forgot we’re in 2014 now. D’oh.)

Don: Thanks so much, I really appreciate that.

Ben: Cool. Well, thank you. So – I’m sad that it’s taken quite this long for it to come out on DVD over here, but the main thing is I’m very, very glad they didn’t rename it Demon Hunters or something really generic like that – (Don laughs) – which some British distributors end up doing. Thankfully, Eureka are a bit smarter than that. I wondered, was there ever any problem about the title? Was there ever any concern that you needed to change to something more commercial, or whatever?

Don: You know, I always embraced the title. I thought that the title might have been one of the coolest titles I’d ever heard of. Because – the fact that, here you had this author that has the audacity to intentionally give away his movie in the title to challenge you, y’know. So, certainly when I first saw the title I thought “oh wow, this movie’s for real.” I knew it was gonna be something different than ordinary. What other folks think of it, I don’t know, but I always loved the title.

Ben: I assume that if you were to shoot the sequel, This Book is Full of Spiders – which, I have been told, I have to urge you to do this, by a number of people! – I assume if you were going to shoot that, perhaps there’d be an issue with the title there? I don’t know.

Don: (Laughs) Well, the challenge would be, when you convert it to a movie, it would have to be This Movie is Full of Spiders. It would’ve worked great for a tangible product like a DVD… This DVD is Full of Spiders… but I don’t know, I haven’t thought about how to work that. Probably be simpler for it be John Dies at the End, Again! Or something. But yeah, I like that book, a lot. I really love David Wong’s work, he’s a brilliant writer, and it would be wonderful to go back into that world, but I just don’t know about the… you know.

Ben: Does it not look likely that that will happen?

Don: Well, I will tell you that I have been solicited in recent weeks about a television series based on John Dies at the End. I don’t know if anything will ever come of that, but it sure is an interesting concept.

Ben: Yeah, I could imagine that working.

Don: Yeah, definitely. It would be very interesting to see.

Ben: How have you felt about the overall reaction to the film? It seems to have been really well received by a small group of people.

Don: Yeah, absolutely. A lot of passionate fans, there’s no question. I think the thing that was most satisfying was that the readers of the book seemed to like the movie. A few minor criticisms, but generally they said that they liked it, so that was good. But you know, there’s no question that the movie has its – there are folks that just don’t get it. I don’t know, maybe I’m crazy but I think the movie is an intelligence test, you know? Folks that are really sharp and smart get it, and the folks that don’t – well, I don’t know if I care about them. (Laughs) So I just feel above it. It’s very challenging material. And now that I look back on some of my previous movies, like Phantasm and Bubba Ho-Tep, those are challenging movies themselves, and it’s like – you know, there are folks who can embrace absurdity and strangeness and mystery, and then there are folks that don’t.

Ben: John Dies at the End does absolutely feel in-keeping with your overall body of work, in that for one thing it’s really hard to sum up in a sentence! I think the same can be said of the Phantasm films, definitely. Even something like Beastmaster, which would seem on the one hand to be fairly commercial, still has really bizarre elements in it, which are cool.

Don: Yeah, it does in retrospect (laughs). I didn’t realise it at the time so much.

Ben: I suppose the sword and sorcery films were all pretty bizarre anyway, really, when you look at it.

Don: Yeah, definitely.

Ben: I also wanted to say congratulations on discovering Chase Williamson and Rob Mayes, who are both really great in the film.

Don: Wow, that is so nice of you to say. Yeah, they’re not only very talented guys, they’re really, really nice, hard-working actors, and we were so lucky to have them. In retrospect, looking back I didn’t realise, but when I made the arrangement with our financiers I realised how crucial it was that we find young talent to play those roles, and we weren’t going to be in a position to afford known actors. And so – I’d forgotten about this, but I actually had them put a clause in the contract that if I didn’t find actors for those two roles that were suitable, then I had the option to abandon the movie (laughs). I completely forgot about how concerned I was about that at the time. Because, that day when Chase walked into the room – you know, he was straight out of college, never been in anything, but when he started to read for the role it was the first time I could really see what the movie might be like. It was really exciting.

Ben: I’ve seen on the Blu-ray edition they’ve included videos of their screen tests, and that’s – straight away you see the confidence, and the chemistry between the two of them. It’s fantastic.

Don: Yeah, it is great. They got along well. And once again, they’re just great guys, hard working, willing to work as long as necessary for little or no money, under very difficult circumstances. And I just remember with Chase, I edited that movie… and it was almost as if Chase was sitting by his phone waiting for me to call him. You know, I’d call him up and I’d say, “Chase, get over here, I need you to record voiceover,” and he’d go, “I’m on my way.” (Laughs) Always ready for work, and both great guys. And I so hope that both of them get other opportunities. I know that Chase was in a movie that played just this week at Sundance Film Festival for that terrific young director Adam Wingard, who did You’re Next – it’s a new movie called The Guest. And Chase has a nice role in that, so some good things are happening for him.

Ben: Excellent. Okay, with the Phantasm movies and – another thing that kind of has in common with John Dies at the End is this recurring theme of other dimensions, higher states of consciousness and stuff. This is something it seems like you’ve always had a fascination with, throughout your films.

Don: Oh, absolutely. And a lot of it comes from science. I mean, if you read some of the hard scientific theories and discoveries in recent years, there’s some really weird stuff out there. I don’t know if you’ve read anything about membrane theory, dimensions stacked upon one another, and there might be portals of entry – these are all works into hard science dissertations, papers and what have you. So I read about that, and then you give it a little more spectacle… you can’t tell exactly what’s going around, but perceptions of reality have always fascinated me, so if you can work it into some sort of a film-related project, it’s something very exciting to explore.

Ben: Yeah, it makes for fascinating viewing. Okay… so I guess I’ve got to get to one of the questions you’re probably sick to death of hearing – is there likely to be a Phantasm V?

Don: (Laughs) Well, let me throw it back at you. Tell me what you’d want from Phantasm V? What would you like to see in it? What are the key elements you would like?

Ben: (completely freezes up, laughs like a silly person) Oh good grief, um…

Don: Sorry to be so harsh. Look, I love… I’m in a really peculiar spot with Phantasm. Because, you know, this year is the 35th anniversary of the release of Phantasm, so Phantasm has been a big part of my life. And it’s like I’ve almost evolved into a Phantasm fan myself, because I just love watching these actors, and the things that they do in the movies. And there’s nothing I enjoy more than going to horror conventions, and sometimes I throw that question at people, and they have these very elaborate speculations about the Phantasm world.

Ben: If I’d had time to prepare a response I might have been able to do that!

Don: (Laughs) I didn’t want to put you on the spot there.

Ben: That’s quite alright.

Don: But that’s what people are like, you know, you get these questions, you go hmm, better come up with an answer… but in any case, I’m still great friends with Reggie Bannister, Angus Scrimm, A. Michael Baldwin, they’re all still in great shape, looking good. I didn’t realise there was so much desire for another Phantasm; I thought that four was enough, I thought the fourth Phantasm wrapped things up – and yet, folks still want more. And I’ve been getting that every place I go with John Dies at the End. So I’m… I’ve got to figure out a way to make it happen. That’s all I’ve got to tell you. That’s the news. There should be a Phantasm V, so give me a few weeks, months, let me see what I can come up with.

Ben: I did read in an interview with you from last year, one slightly alarming comment, because you said you thought you only had two films left in you. Do you stand by that?

Don: (Laughs) That probably came out of the fact that, if you look at my more recent track record – you know, making a movie once every ten years – I literally only have one or two movies left in me. (Note: Don turns 60 this year.) So I have to increase my output. The thing you have to realise is that it’s so difficult to get funding for movies, and – personally, every time I start a movie I have to approach it as though it is my last movie. There’s no guarantee I’ll ever get funding for another movie. So I think that’s a good thing because it really forces me to focus my efforts and my attention, and I try to make the best thing that I can under the circumstances. But all the while, I watch some of the older movies on television, and some of these movie directors that worked at the studios were putting out two or three movies a year; how interesting a career that would be, to be able to do that. But I’d like to make more movies.

Ben: And we would like to see them.

Don: Well, thank you for saying that. I really do appreciate it, seriously.

Ben: Thank you very much. Well, that’s our fifteen minutes I guess, so thank you very much again for talking to me, and thank you for John Dies at the End. We will keep on plugging it.

Don: I really appreciate the support. The movies I make don’t tend to get the big advertising budgets, so this kind of publicity is golden for us. So thank you, and we appreciate it, and I hope I get to meet you in person one of these days.

Ben: That would be fantastic.

Don: Okay, well have a great day. Or, evening!

Ben: Evening for me, day for you I think. Thanks a lot man, goodbye!

Don: Thanks, take care!

 John Dies at the End is released by Eureka to Blu-ray and DVD on 17th February 2014. Buy it, or suffer death by arachnicide. Read Keri’s review and my review if you need more convincing.

 

BAH At 5: Our Top 20 Films of the Past Five Years (Part 4 of 4)

By Brutal As Hell staff

At last we reach our final five – read parts one, two and three if you haven’t already…


Tucker and Dale versus Evil (2010)

Tristan: Rednecks get a bad press in horror – all too often we find ourselves back in the lair of a bearded, plaid-shirted mouth-breather who stockpiles broken cars, has an impressive collection of power tools and keeps the eyeballs of co-eds in his kitchen. And with horror so often holding up a mirror to the society that produces it, it’s great to see an inversion on America’s fear of its own rural dwellers. Tucker and Dale takes a winning idea, and spins it into comedic gold, and, much like Some Guy Who Kills People, satisfies both gorehounds and those looking for a touching romantic comedy – and, to the film-makers credit, they know that those aren’t necessarily always two separate audiences.

Comix: I would like to start off by saying this movie was hilarious! After being awash in other horror spoofs like Scary Movie 20 or some shit, it was cool to see a flick that didn’t feel forced. While not the most original idea (what with the hillbillies and all), it was the way that it was handled that really worked. It turned the whole good/evil thing on its head without coming off too wacky and yet still keeping the chainsaws and axes intact. The dialogue was fresh and the jokes kept rolling in a very organic way, perfectly punctuated with physical gags and even, dare I say, some love? Though it’s easy to write this off as another horror joke, the movie proves itself otherwise by keeping the deep, dark woods setting true to standard “cabin horror” and playing off all those lovely tropes that are ripe for the picking.

See Britt Hayes’ review from 2010.


Antiviral (2012)

Annie: This auspicious debut by Brandon Cronenberg (son of Body Horror Master David) is colder, bleaker and more sterile than a freshly bleached bedpan in an ICU unit. The dystopia it portrays is an icy comment on our “sick” obsession with celebrities and the lengths to which we will go to fill the void within ourselves with the zeitgeist of another. Alabaster angel-faced Caleb Landry-Jones turns in a stunning lead performance as a sort of imploded American Psycho – one who tortures and maims himself rather than others in a mad grab for an identity in a faceless world. I’d shoot myself up with some of his sexy ginger cells, just saying.

Keri: How is this film not huge? Perhaps it’s just too cold, too harsh, or perhaps it’s just a little close for comfort in its depiction of a mindless, celebrity-obsessed society which will stop at nothing to get closer to its idols, even stooping so low as to pay to contract illnesses incubated by the stars. At the nub of the plot is Syd Marsh, Lucas Clinic representative, a man who has made a tidy profit on the black market by infecting himself with these conditions in order to pass them on illicitly, who then finds himself ill with a sickness which, it seems, has killed one of the clinic’s most illustrious star clients. Looking authentically ill throughout, Caleb Landry Jones’ performance here adds a haunting, disturbing note to an already grim tale. Brandon Cronenberg’s very modern spin on body horror is an unsettling one; the universe he creates is by turns recognisable and repellent, and the film’s conclusion disturbed me enough to have stuck with me ever since.

Steph: Brandon Cronenberg’s Antiviral is one of the most ambitious and innovative feature film debuts from a young director that I’ve seen in recent memory. It certainly isn’t subtle in its condemnation of the sickness of our celebrity obsessed culture and the possible repercussions of this, but it’s so singularly odd and surgical in its approach that it deserves to be admired. Antiviral is so unsettling and odd with a wonderful, and seriously creepy, central performance from Caleb Landry Jones as Syd March. Although it’s unfair to compare Cronenberg’s work to that of his father, he seems to share that obsession with the deterioration of the human body combined with social critique, and whilst Daddy Cronenberg is off making the likes of Cosmopolis and A Dangerous Method, it’s extremely pleasing to see Cronenberg Jnr. following in his earlier grossfest footsteps. This absolutely won’t be to everyone’s taste as it is a difficult film to emotionally engage with as anything more than a morbid curiosity, but I think by sheer audacity and originality it deserves a place on this list.

See Keri’s review from 2012.


Tokyo Gore Police (2008)

Ben: There is not a doubt in my mind that when future generations of horror fans look back on the early 21st century, the current wave of Japanese gore movies will be regarded as every bit as distinct a breed of horror as, say, the Hammer movie, the Italian zombie movie, or the first wave slasher. And from this perspective – Tokyo Gore Police is J-sploitation’s Horror of Dracula, Zombie Flesh Eaters, Halloween. It might not have been the first, but it’s the one that really showed all the others how it’s done. The jewel in the crown of director and FX master Yoshihiro Nishimura (who’s ridiculously prolific in the latter category), it’s positively bursting with mind-bogglingly excessive gore and bizarre creature FX the like of which most western horror movies can only dream about – most of it (hallelujah!) practical – but none of this is at the expense of intelligent storytelling, sophisticated themes, and bona fide wit. And, of course, Eihi Shiina: absolutely terrifying, but at the same time – mmm…

Tristan: One of the most cheering trends in the horror scene in the past five years has been the resurgence of Japanese exploitation, largely due to the efforts of the Sushi Typhoon production company and their various members. Since Noboru Iguchi’s Machine Girl wowed worldwide audiences in 2008, we have been exposed to a steady stream of over-the-top gore comedies, often featuring bold satirical wipes at Japanese cultural stereotypes. Whilst Mutant Girl Squad, Dead Sushi and Horny House Of Horror all deserve a mention, it’s Tokyo Gore Police that really made the world sit up and notice – like a live action anime with over-the-top gore effects that don’t let up, yet with a jet-black sense of humour that comes across perfectly in the fake adverts that pepper the film, Tokyo Gore Police is one for those who are starting to feel like they’ve seen it all.

Read Marc’s review from 2009 – see also Ben’s Definitive Directors profile of Yoshihiro Nishimura from 2011.


Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

Ben: Halloween – it’s our time, people. For too long we’ve seen it hijacked by pretenders, people for whom horror is a once-a-year thing. Mike Dougherty grabbed the holiday by the tips of its hairy, protruding ears and dragged it back into the shadows just for us, delivering arguably the first real horror movie to really be about All Hallow’s Eve, as opposed to just set on that night. In so doing, he created an instant seasonal classic, which has become staple October 31st viewing less than five years since its two-years-late release. Gorgeous to look at with its great production design, beautiful photography with perpetual orange Jack O’Lantern glow, and of course Anna Paquin in a Red Riding Hood outfit – and that impish patron saint of trick’r’treaters Sam has carved himself a seat at the table of horror icons.

Comix: Yay! Trick ’r Treat! There are so many good things about this movie! It was like the writers combined a bunch of Are You Afraid of the Dark episodes, upped the violence factor, and created their own Halloween urban legends. It’s the exact kind of movie that is perfect for aging trick-or-treaters, like Hocus Pocus or Satan’s Little Helper; a great representation of orange pumpkins, piles of candy, and rubbery, cloaked monsters. It’s fantastically kitschy and just screams “spooooooky,” playing on those weird little fears we had as kids alone for the first time as we hunt for sweets on Devil’s night. Trick ’r Treat is just fun. The characters were fantastically well done and even some of the more eye-rolling scenes were great to watch simply because of the context of the movie. You don’t take it seriously, you just roll with the punches and watch the scary stories. I mean, they are just stories… right?

Quin: Trick ‘r Treat does something truly remarkable. It captures archetypal Halloween imagery as well as the feeling that Halloween personally gave me as a kid. The first time I saw it, I stared at the screen with my mouth open while feeling joy that most people would associate with Christmas. This is a super fun and sometimes creepy (but mostly darkly hilarious) anthology film that I sincerely hope is someday as closely associated with Halloween as A Christmas Story is associated with the holidays today. I’m trying to remain as positive as possible at the news of the pending sequel. But even A Christmas Story has a sequel that went straight to DVD in 2012, and I’m pretty sure that no one thinks that takes away from the original. Of course, maybe it’s just that not many people know of its existence. Oh well, I really don’t see Trick ‘r Treat having this issue. If the sequel is terrible, we can all agree to ignore it.

Read Kayley Viteo’s review and Marc’s review from 2009.


The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Ben: How many times have we seen big-budget studio horror movies pop up making extravagant claims to have broken all the rules, done something genuinely new and exciting with a tried-and-tested formula? 99% of the time it turns out to be bollocks, of course, hence the deeply anti-mainstream sentiment that we so often see among horror aficionados. Therefore, on the rare occasion that a studio horror movie actually makes good on those claims, it is worthy of celebration. To whit – Cabin in the Woods. While some found it a bit too smart-arse for its own good, for me it was a tremendous breath of fresh air, offering reassurance that the studio system can still produce horror movies which really do take risks, credit the audience with some intelligence, and – hooray! – sport a shit-load of awesome monsters. Only thing I’d change – slight spoiler, I suppose – that final shot should’ve been an oozing, Lovecraftian tentacle rather than a humanoid arm. Otherwise – love it completely.

Comix: One of the things that really worked for me with Cabin in the Woods was how ridiculously epic it was. While it started off as horror spoof, it quickly became a lot more than that, adding a really weird (but awesome) angle to the movie. To me, it was like reading a comic, which makes sense seeing as it was written by Joss Whedon. It played with the idea of larger than life figures controlling our existence, a very comic book idea, and shows how even the smallest person can change the world (in this case, not for the best). It didn’t just stay a standard spoof, but became its own movie, changing up the premise into something we were actually involved in instead of just laughing at. The vision for Cabin in the Woods was very unique and took a huge pool of talent to pull it off, which the film did in spades, and added something different for non-horror audiences to get into. I mean, you can show this to anyone and not have to worry about them losing interest. It also helps that Chris Hemsworth is in it. I do love me some Chris Hemsworth.

Annie: What do you do when a tired premise has run its course? You deliver the fucking punchline, that’s what. CITW gleefully gathers up all of the stereotypical elements of the cabin in the woods genre and reweaves it into a tapestry of spoof and self-deprecation that is the exclamation point at the end of the sentence. Done, over, finis and brava – no cabin in the woods movie that dares follow will ever be more than a needless footnote.

Read Steph’s review from 2012.

So there you have our fifth anniversary top 20: Let the Right One In, The House of the Devil, Martyrs, the REC Trilogy, Some Guy Who Kills People, Troll Hunter, Berberian Sound Studio, Maniac, Midnight Son, Pontypool, Stake Land, The Loved Ones, Orphan, The Raid, Thirst, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Antiviral, Tokyo Gore Police, Trick ‘r Treat and The Cabin in the Woods.

Honourable mention to the close-but-no-cigar runners up: A Serbian Film, American Mary, Antichrist, Black Swan, Byzantium, Cold Fish, Dead Snow, Dead Sushi, Drag Me To Hell, The Human Centipede: First Sequence, I Saw the Devil, Jug Face, Lovely Molly, Monsters, Red White and Blue, The Battery, The Bunny Game and Valhalla Rising. (Upwards of 60 more films garnered single nominations, but I doubt you’re quite that curious…)

 

BAH At 5: Our Top 20 Films of the Past Five Years (Part 3 of 4)

By Brutal As Hell staff

Here we go with the penultimate instalment of our fifth anniversary top 20 – and here’s where I think we might really surprise you. If you missed our first ten (remember, they’re not in preferential order), click here for part 1 and here for part 2.


Stake Land (2010)

Steph: Being a sucker for pretty much anything post-apocalyptic I was both relieved and excited when Jim Mickle’s Stake Land turned out to be one of the best offerings from the sub-genre in the last few years. This is a future where a vampire epidemic has wiped out most of the human population, leaving pockets of survivors who have all learned to adapt. I think the strength of the film lies in the human element; we stick with a small group of very well written and rounded characters that we emphasise with, something so often lacking in a lot of movies, horror or otherwise. We really care about these people as they fight for their lives on a daily basis, not just against the vamps but often against a far crueller enemy in other the survivors who have become fervent religious cultists, rapists and generally just not very nice people. Jim Mickle is proving himself to be a very interesting and talented filmmaker with originality and a very unique style. His recent reworking of We Are What We Are was a masterclass in atmospheric southern gothic, and I think it’s fairly safe to say that we can expect good things from him in the future. Stake Land is that very rare beast, in that it has managed to take vampires and do something interesting with them. Just when you think you’ve seen it all it is refreshing when someone comes along to prove you wrong.

Keri: I expected great things to come from director Jim Mickle when I saw the very promising Mulberry Street, and in Stake Land I was definitely not disappointed. There was absolutely no question for me that this film needed to go on this Top 20; it’s one of my favourite films full stop. I’m a big fan of post-apocalyptic cinema generally, and here we have a film which deftly crafts a dystopian world which is by turns distasteful and terrifying, where religious fanaticism is as destructive as the change in circumstances which precipitated its rise. This change in circumstance is, of course, the arrival of vampirism – and Stake Land makes vampirism genuinely horrific again. Gone are the suave, aristocratic bloodsuckers or the lovelorn teens. No vampire here sparkles. In fact, Stake Land’s creatures have more in common with the earliest vampire folklore – they are vile, bloated, savage creatures, humans no longer, driven only by wracking hunger. The opening sequences of this film had me on the edge of my seat – and I felt able to empathise with Martin and ‘Mister’ as they traversed this threatening world, maintaining their humanity only via each other.

Read Nia’s review and Marc’s review from 2011.


The Loved Ones (2009)

Annie: If Jeffrey Dahmer had been a teenage girl, he would have been Lola, the psychotic Aussie high schooler who doesn’t take “no” for an answer. Ever. This almost ordinary tale of teenage angst quickly becomes a harrowing adventure in torture, humiliation and crude brain surgery as the depths of Lola’s sickness proves deeper and blacker than the pits of horror hidden beneath her house. The only equivalent to this film is a glassful of warm pickle juice followed by a hard punch in the gut.

Steph: When I first saw The Loved Ones a few years back as a late night screening at FrightFest I knew next to nothing about it, and what a treat it proved to be. I think as horror fans we relish the once in a blue moon occurrence when something comes along that serves to remind you of exactly why you love the genre so much and The Loved Ones was one of those. I think one of the things I like about the film so much is that Lola is a female perpetrator who claims her victims not out of revenge, or because she’s been goaded into it by a man, but because she is a bona fide sociopath in her own right, which is refreshing to say the least! That on top of the fact this is a thoroughly entertaining, funny and hugely original film that has some nice squirm-inducing moments, especially for male viewers. It’s also surprisingly touching in its portrayal of teen relationships and dealing with the aftermath of death, so there’s a lot more to this film that you’d expect for a low-budget Aussie horror. It balances humour, drama and horror in a way that few films manage and is successful on all accounts without nullifying any of these elements.

Read Britt Hayes’ review from 2010.


Orphan (2009)

Nia: I’m not the type of person who ever manages to see a twist coming (the one time I did manage to was when I watched Monsters Inc., which is probably quite indicative). If I wasn’t already enjoying Orphan by two-thirds of the way in (I very much was) then I sure as heck was enjoying it when *that* twist happens. I watched the film several times in the cinema, and enjoyed it just as much each and every time. I was quite surprised by the seemingly mixed critical response the film received, and given as it’s made this list it seems I’m not alone in having greatly enjoyed the film. There’s no denying that Isabelle Fuhrman’s central role as Esther makes the film, wholly convincing in her eventually almost dual role. I’m fairly sure a lot of horror fans take great joy in deriding those multiplex-going masses who lap up the latest Saw/Paranormal Activity/PG-13 tripe and fall for every jump-scare like children falling for ‘got your nose!’ However, I can’t deny that I take great pleasure in watching these audiences jump in all the signposted places, cling to each other, and giggle nervously when it’s a film as entertaining and as fun as Orphan (I’m not saying that part of that entertainment isn’t from a certain sense of superiority, of course). Orphan, gladly, appeals to multiplex horror fans and ‘die-hard’ horror fans alike, and it’s a pleasure to see it make this list.

Tristan: I’ll admit I have a bit of a soft spot for ‘killer kids’ movies – there’s something strangely satisfying about seeing those sweet little tykes carving up the adults that I can’t quite place my finger on (perhaps a rebellion against the ‘all children are angels’ mindset that seems to propagate among the general public?). It just so happens that The Orphan happens to be a cracking ride too – efficiently scripted, and, although you might well spot the much-heralded twist from a long distance away, it remains a sheer joy thanks to Isabelle Fuhrman’s devilish performance as the manipulative little madam who may be hiding a dark secret (or several).

Read Marc’s review from 2009.


The Raid (2011)

Ben: Okay, so it’s not a horror movie in any way, shape or form. This didn’t stop me naming it my number one film of 2012 – and it doesn’t stop it being one of the most breathtaking, adrenaline-charged cinematic experiences of our time, and one of the most brutal shoot-‘em-up/beat-‘em-up movies there has ever been. There are a hell of a lot of bullets fired and kicks and punches thrown in this movie, and by God the audience feels every last one of them. Achieving wonders on a fraction of the budget most Hollywood action movies have to work with, Gareth Evans’ film takes everything that works from the last four decades of martial arts filmmaking, discards everything that doesn’t, and leaves us with something that is genuinely smart and involving, as well astonishingly visceral.

Steph: Not sure what I can say about The Raid that hasn’t already been said before, but I absolutely loved this movie. I saw it in an empty cinema on a weekday, not really knowing what to expect and by the end was practically cheering in my seat. This is a no holds barred pure action film that left me speechless and wanting more. It is excessive, ridiculous, relentlessly violent and unlike anything I’d seen before. Proof that a Welshman making an Indonesian martial arts film isn’t as bad of an idea as it may initially seem! If I am being honest I am neither a particular fan of action movies nor martial arts, but as soon as I saw The Raid I couldn’t stop raving about it and have sat though and enjoyed it countless times since its release in a bid to expose as many people as possible to it, because it really has to be seen to be believed. I think one of the things I like most about it is the fact that the fight scenes are predominantly in camera and carefully choreographed, with little noticeable CGI which creates a very visceral and palpable air of physical violence, I’d never been aware of pencak silat (the type of martial arts used) before seeing The Raid, but it’s truly something else and some of the stunts pulled off in this film are quite astonishing.

Read Ben and Keri‘s reviews from 2012.


Thirst (2009)

Quin: Let’s be honest, vampire movies these days really suck. Fortunately, even in tired horror sub-genres the occasional great film arises among all of the garbage. Thirst is one of those rare films. I have enormous respect and admiration for Park Chan-wook as a director and screenwriter. He did, after all, bring us the amazing Vengeance Trilogy as well as this past year’s English language film Stoker. Now combine his enormous talent with the genius acting of Song Kang-ho (I’ve been a huge fan ever since I saw him in Memories of Murder) and you have a recipe for greatness. Thirst is first and foremost a love story (like so many other vampire movies) but the horror is pretty gruesome. There is also a sinister element present in the details and the dialogue. But, it’s also worth mentioning how much fun this movie can be. The visual style is stunning to look at and the ever present dark humor kept a smile on my face throughout the entire thing. So many will undoubtedly be turned off by the mention of the vampire love story theme, but the originality in the way the story is told is fascinating and beautiful. Thirst is up there with Let the Right One In as one of the best foreign language horror films this century. Both of these films are love stories with vampires that have so much more to say in addition to the vampires and the love.

Keri: A visually-stunning piece of cinema, Thirst demonstrates that director Chan-wook Park has far more in his range than the savagery of his ‘revenge’ flicks such as Oldboy. As great as those films are, Thirst is a very different creature indeed. Another film which is able to take a trope like vampirism and transform it, making it intriguing and interesting again, Thirst is really a warped love story, set against a backdrop of religious doubt and moral quandry which the complicating factor of bloodlust only serves to amplify. Yet, it also brings a strange kind of freedom with it. The unhappily married Tae-ju gains a new kind of life through her encounter with Father Sang-hyeon (Kang-ho Song); their relationship is never straightforward, but it’s oddly believable and in places, touching.

Read Britt Hayes’ review from 2009.

The end is nigh: read on for our final five…

 

BAH At 5: Our Top 20 Films of the Past Five Years (Part 2 of 4)

By Brutal As Hell staff

We continue with the next five films in our top 20 rundown of the best films from Brutal As Hell’s lifetime (which, once again, is not in order of preference). If you missed Part 1, click here…


Troll Hunter (2010)

Keri: Troll Hunter was a breath of fresh air on many levels; there are vast expanses of untapped folklore and mythology in Europe alone which have yet to make it to the screen, so it was a genuine pleasure to see the distinctly Norwegian folklore of the troll forming the basis of such an engaging, entertaining movie as we have here. Troll Hunter also proved that the shakycam format can be damn good in the right hands, and even – ssh – work in the film’s favour, as we’re taken along with the student filmmakers who find themselves on the brink of a very strange discovery and really feel ourselves experiencing events alongside them, perhaps even vicariously enjoying the fact, which they discover, that there are more things in heaven and earth…By turns funny and clever, Troll Hunter makes monsters cool again, and for that I am truly thankful. How in hell they plan to remake this, I can’t fathom, but you can bet that it won’t be a patch on this one.

Ben: For too long, low-budget horror movies have been afraid to tackle good old fashioned monsters. For too long, the use of CGI in low budget horror has been laughable at best. For too long, found footage films have lacked invention, wit and atmosphere. Troll Hunter discards all that conventional wisdom and winds up being one of the most unique and enjoyable horror movies, as well as one of the finest fantasy films in general, of the last five years. The creatures are beautifully designed and astonishingly well realised – most mainstream fantasy films don’t have SFX this good. Beyond that, though, it’s a wonderfully irreverent take on the sort of European folklore that we don’t see explored often enough on screen. Neil Marshall – you’d best not take remaking this lightly…

Read guest contributor Damon Swindall’s review from 2010, and Ben’s review from 2012.


Berberian Sound Studio (2012)

Annie: Who knew that the business of Foley sound could be so horrifying? Mousy Gilderoy has no idea what he’s in for when he accepts a job doing sound on a Giallo flick in 70s Italy. Used to the mundane world of nature docs, Gilderoy is thrust into a dark and sleazy world, trying to keep his sanity as he is forced to mimic the sounds of death. Haunting and surreal, Berberian Sound Studio stays with you like the endless echo of a death rattle.

Nia: Aside from the opinion-dividing work of Cattet and Forzani, or possibly Andreas Marschall’s Suspiria-homage Masks, have there been good gialli lately? Maybe I’ve missed them, but the subgenre strikes me as being somewhat dormant. Then there’s Berberian Sound Studio, part-homage, part-giallo in its own right. The strange little film managed to completely baffle the friends with whom I watched it (who I’m fairly sure have never even heard the word giallo, at least not in association with cinema), yet not so much that they didn’t come away having enjoyed the experience of watching the film. It’s an impressive feat to have made such an accessibly weird film, while remaining intensely impressive to more ‘in the know’ viewers. Toby Jones, it’s fair to say, is a delight as central character Gilderoy, his increasing confusion as the film progresses palpable through an at times cold and disconnected screen. If the film’s style and narrative mimic the films it pays tribute to, then it is all wrapped together wonderfully by the sound design and by the stunning soundtrack by Broadcast.

Read Ben’s review from 2012 and Tristan’s review from 2013 (just barely, it was published Jan 1st).


Maniac (2012)

Annie: See? Not all remakes suck. Not every reboot of a master classic is unnecessary and unable to improve upon its predecessor. This grimy, sleazy retelling of the grimy, sleazy 1980 classic isn’t interested in gussying itself up with splattery excess or lame CGI. Instead, it does a Gaspar Noe and crawls deep inside of our confused and terribly conflicted killer, forcing us to identify with him, his memories and his motivations. But the gore is definitely the backbone of the film, and when it comes, it’s ferocious. Elijah Wood always makes a wonderful psycho, but he really outdoes himself here, giving us a killer whom we would like to save, but whom we know we cannot. The power of this movie is in its sheer hopelessness and sorrow, drowning you in its despair.

Ben: In an age where remake (hand in hand with ‘found footage’) has become a byword for lazy filmmaking, Franck Khalfoun’s take on William Lustig’s notoriously sleazy slasher shines as a beacon of hope, a glittering example of how movies should be remade: with a distinct vision that honours the spirit of the original, but takes it somewhere completely new. Whilst the use of near-constant POV shots at first seems a bit of a novelty, it in fact helps this version of Maniac go to possibly even more unpleasant places than the original by drawing the viewer more directly into the action – and I’m still (pleasantly) surprised the genuinely unpleasant murder scenes got by the BBFC unscathed. Surely there’s no danger of anyone thinking of Elijah Wood as Frodo forever after seeing this.

Comix: To be fair, I’ve never seen the original, so I wasn’t caught up in the remake vs original hoopla that floated around the internet when this movie first hit screens. Personally, I was very excited to see how Elijah Wood would do in a horror movie and let me tell you, he was brilliant. He was convincingly creepy while still relatively relatable (I mean, don’t we all just want someone to love?) and his mannequin obsession really upped the weird factor. I loved the first person view point, something I had never seen before, and while at first I figured it was going to be super-cheesy, it was pulled off with an amazing amount of skill and detail. If I had my face any closer to the screen, I could’ve actually been the maniac! Maniac was a nice break from the standard dice-and-cut/ generic bad guy problem that the genre has been suffering under and its unique shooting style could open doors for more innovative horror movies to come through.

Read Ben’s review from 2012 and Keri’s review from 2013.


Midnight Son (2011)

Nia: I’m not sure what I can possibly say about Midnight Son that I haven’t already said on this site. I really, really, genuinely love this film. I first saw it on a massive screen in a room with the sort of festival crowd that tends to shout and jeer at films as tradition, yet the film didn’t seem to meet any derision (only the usual shouting out of stock phrases, which happens at every film), which seemed surprising for what is ostensibly a romance. One way I have of gauging how much a film has really got to to me is whether or not there’s a massive grin on my face at the end of it. Sounds obvious, I know, but it’s the kind of grin that I got at the end of Dogtooth as much as I did at the end of Avengers Assemble – the content or tone of the film doesn’t really matter, that grin will happen. And it sure was there with Midnight Son, a film that builds up to its final scene with aching tension, in the drama of Jacob’s vampiric disease as much as in the relationship between him and Mary. It’s a glorious scene, every single element of the filmmaking coming together – the acting, the direction, the editing, and, my god, the music! That the film is indepently made and low budget only serves to add to the joy I take from it being just so. Damn. Good.

Annie: Just when I’d given up hope on the vampire genre. Just when I thought I’d never again see a glitter-free bloodsucker, along comes Midnight Son, a dark and seedy vampire tale set in the underbelly of modern day L.A. Midnight Son isn’t just a vampire tale, it’s a story of addiction and desperation, loneliness and isolation. It’s gruesome and filthy, but as radiantly beautiful as the sun-scapes painted by protagonist Jacob. Extra points for featuring Larry Cedar as a world weary cop.

Read Keri and Annie‘s reviews from 2012.


Pontypool (2008)

Annie: You know that old saying: Sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me? Yeah, bullshit. Words CAN hurt, and they do in this incredibly intelligent quasi-zombie flick about a virus that infects its host through the common, everyday endearments we utter which become meaningless in repetition. A radio station in remote Canada seems an unlikely location for a final stand against possible apocalypse, but taking to the airwaves amid the crisis, gruff and grumbly DJ Mazzy becomes a beacon of hope reporting from his lighthouse. This is a weirdass movie, and not for fans of empty headed splatter and mindless violence. Beautifully articulated, it is to the horror genre what a thesaurus is to a child: mandatory.

Keri: You know, when I finally got to see Pontypool, I was at the point where, for me, the zombie movie was kaput. Done. No longer fun anymore. Zombies had become so ubiquitous that I didn’t care if they ran or not; I was just bored. Yet in one deft move, director Bruce McDonald reinvigorated the horror of the genre, by hinging his story on something rather different. The use of the term ‘meta-‘ in horror can tend to be a misspelling of ‘pretentious’ on occasion, but it really isn’t the case here. By extending the idea of language as having the capacity to ‘go viral’, a concept with which we are familiar, Pontypool sees language itself as the virus; words spread like wildfire, consuming the identities of those who catch them. It’s a fascinating idea and it’s done very well here, helped no end by the film’s casting. Note to filmmakers: it’s okay to have a central protagonist who is neither an ass-kicking heroine nor under the age of twenty five, as Stephen McHattie (playing DJ Grant Mazzy) ably demonstrates. This is a clever, though-provoking film.

Quin: I’m a big fan of Canadian director Bruce McDonald and he is not known for his horror films. He does, however do the surreal really well. Most of this works like a radio dramatization (not unlike the War of the Worlds broadcast of 1938) – it really allows your imagination to do a lot of the work. The less you know about the plot ahead of time, the better. This reminds me of a darker and stranger Talk Radio (a 1988 film written by and starring Eric Bogosian) but the only horror in that one is at the very end. Pontypool is a film that needs to be absorbed and it would benefit from multiple viewings.

Read Marc’s review from 2009 (be warned, it’s a bit spoilery).

We’re halfway there; ten more films to go. Read on for Part 3…