Comic Review: Dead Letters #1

By Svetlana Fedotov

Nothing gets the blood rolling like a solid noir tale. Dark streets boiling with danger, fast-talking swindlers, and the ever present lady in red have flared the imagination of many an author. Now throw some ghosts and monsters into the mix and you’ve got yourself a genre that practically writes itself. After all, what is a bigger mystery than death? The strange unknown that lies beyond the pale curtain? Comics particularly have always understood the literary draw of horror noir, something especially highlighted by the success of Constantine, Criminal Macabre, and Dead Boy Detectives. Following in their ghoulish steps, Boom Studio’s newest release Dead Letters takes all the good, scary elements of its predecessors and brings them to life, from the perspective of a down on his luck criminal as he struggles to remember who he is and why no one seems to stay dead for long.

Centered on an amnesiac named Sam, whose first memory is that he remembers nothing at all, Dead Letters kicks off with a shot of a gun and a mad spree across town. As he dodges bullets and sends some in return, Sam attempts to reconstruct what he can from his dimly-lit memories; though little does he know, you can’t outrun your enemies. He soon finds himself at gunpoint in the middle of the woods (or a park?) surrounded by a very colorful, twenties-themed collection of mob bosses, who force him to choose alliances – and things just get weirder from there. A mess of hot ladies and cold men, he soon finds out that his choice has reached the highest of authorities, yeah, GOD. Tossing in ghosts, zombies, and a gun-toting angel, Sam soon finds himself on a trip of a lifetime.

Dead Letters #1 is definitely a more questions than answers kind of comic. It keeps your interest with its hints of the macabre and the divine while keeping true to the noir feel. The story does well mixing new and old mystery tropes, such as the super-Asian, long cigarette, robe-wearing Ma, who runs her cabal of murderers with an iron-snake hand, whilst Sam is portrayed as a bit more contemporary, with basketball shorts and a wicked afro. To be fair, it’s a bit hard to tell what time period the series is set in, but if you just take it in your stride, it’s easy to ignore this. There is also a lot of story crammed into the comic and it feels like it would have been better as a double issue, or perhaps could’ve used some editing, but once again, it manages to carry itself.

The author of this tale of madness is Chris Sebela, the current writer for Ghost, and he’s a bit of an old hand at the horror noir genre. Another title of his, dubbed Screamland, about the old silver screen monsters attempting to solve a murder mystery of one of their own, was released to pretty solid reception. This newest work continues on his love for penning the weird and does a great job of bringing that to the comic audience. The artist, Chris Visions, is relatively unknown to date (I think this might be first comic), but he’s starting off his career with a bang. Usually known for illustration and cover work, his foray into sequential art is surprisingly well done, creating a smooth look for this fast paced thriller. With his use of photoshop drawing in his work, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him on the forefront of digital comics soon.

So, in short, feel free to pick Dead Letters. You won’t be any worse for it.

Book Review: Sheer Filth! Edited by David Flint

By Keri O’Shea

It’s strange to think that, for many people who may be reading the likes of this site today, there has never been an alternative to the internet as a chief means of exposure to all that’s weird and wonderful in the world of cult cinema, or indeed outsider literature, art or music. In many ways, you might expect this to mean that the younger generation would be the most enlightened, liberated and open-minded individuals ever to walk the Earth. With round-the-clock access to everything and anything, surely people’s tastes should by now be incredibly diverse and equally, routinely satiated by the types of fare which would put the old cut-out-and-photocopy fanzine brigade to shame?

Funnily, this isn’t generally the case at all. Speaking for myself as someone who was just about sitting up and taking notice at the tail-end of the print ‘zine heyday (though we’re talking metal ‘zines, rather than the type of publication to be discussed here), it now seems that the more access you have to the strange and unusual, the less of a thrill it is to get your hands on it. In a way, the internet has turned into the ultimate in diminishing returns. Then there’s the odd effect whereby even those on the outside of the mainstream now seem guided more by the prominent voices to be heard there than by their own imaginations (and how a lot of those voices come to prominence in the first place is a mystery all of its own). For example, those of us who even moonlight in what has come to be known as ‘the horror community’ will no doubt have noticed that at least once per year, a certain film will somehow gain massive momentum because it gets the formula right, getting the notoriety, the ‘likes’ and the shares – which aren’t necessarily linked to its merits. Conversely, impertinent or unfashionable opinions can today bring down a tsunami of indignation on a scale which just wouldn’t have existed pre-internet.

To put it bluntly, shit has changed, and one of the absolute joys of reading Sheer Filth is that it comes from before all of this was a going concern. This isn’t, I hope, a straightforward rose-tinted spectacles moment here. Rather, the honesty, enthusiasm and enjoyment of all things sleazy and strange to be found in this collection of articles, reviews and interviews seems to stem, at least partly, from the fact that received wisdom or the Next Big Thing didn’t matter or even exist for these contributors.

For those of you unaware, Sheer Filth! was a UK-based ‘zine which appeared, as many similar ‘zines did, in the wake of the Video Nasties débâcle. As the censors hardly seemed about to hang up their scissors during those days (quelle change eh?) a host of ‘zines – ‘part of what felt like a movement’ according to Flint – kicked back against this state-savvy prudishness by championing a hell of a lot of the things deemed unsuitable or otherwise too lowbrow for the masses. Flint cites Fangoria as setting an important precedent in those days; colourful, grisly and glossy, it didn’t much care that sex and gore were considered beneath a lot of ‘proper’ film writers and publications and it featured them in spades anyway. Its rejection of received wisdom was very influential on Sheer Filth, and Flint’s insistence that his contributors never conformed to one authorial style or voice. The results are to his, and to their credit – and a lot of excellent writers cut their teeth here too (such as David Kerekes, to name but one).

This Sheer Filth collection spans all of the editions of the ‘zines themselves. Some of the highlights: an examination of the life of David F. Friedman, a chat with a very wet-behind-the-ears Buttgereit, a never-before-seen chat with British director Norman J. Warren, an interview with the doyenne of porn Annie Sprinkles, and a look at what is probably the first example of nunsploitation. You might also feast your eyes on film festival reports, educate yourselves on everything from the discordant noise stylings of Coil (who almost, almost did the soundtrack to Hellraiser) to the best of 50s surf rock, check out just what all the fuss is about when it comes to seeing De Sade on the shelves, read agog about the art-house weirdness of the movies of La Ciccolina, see some seriously renegade comics, read all about lost cinematic gems like Death Bed: The Bed That Eats and The Bride And The Beast, and also familiarise yourselves with some lively potted histories of America’s loveliest long-gone starlets, such as Jayne Mansfield and Bettie Page (back when there was far less of a Bettie cult and the lady herself was still lost to obscurity). I’m aware of the irony of this, but my Amazon Wishlist got a lot more extensive as I was reading this book…Sheer Filth is one of those tomes which can provide a great starting point for tracking down a lot of ‘new’ books, films and names.

As you might gather from the above, there is a lot of sex and nudity in this book – easily as much sexual content as there is horror, though those of course go hand in hand (ahem) a lot of the time – and it should hardly take me to say that this is therefore not going to be a book for everyone. Sheer Filth is unashamedly pro-sex and pro-porn so, as it takes issue with censorship, it of course takes similar issue with attitudes and legislation which try to limit any activities between consenting adults. So much as the book can be said to have a prevailing outlook, this is it, and so beware if this isn’t something you want to take on board. Personally, I think it’s interesting to see that we’re still seeing a lot of the same blanket statements made about, say, adult entertainers some twenty years after a lot of the interviews in these pages took place, but that’s another of the ways that this is a genuinely engaging book.

As mentioned, a lot of the content here has been around for a while now, so where Sheer Filth contains articles about those who are now no longer with us, or where the content of a feature has been changed/disproved over time (such as, ahem, a treatise on the imminent disappearance of the cumshot in modern porn, feasible perhaps in an innocent, pre-bukakke world) then a series of footnotes provided at the end provides a bit of up-to-date context on these, even giving the nod where a certain Mr Flint got it wrong about a certain Ms Linnea Quigley…This being a FAB Press book, it is also lavishly illustrated throughout and fully indexed – looking like a very happy marriage between a ‘zine and a collectible volume.

Full to bursting with meticulous, earnest and often tongue-in-cheek journalism, this book is an education as much as it is eye-opening entertainment. As an irreverent and charming trek through some lesser and better-known exploitation fare, it’s hard to imagine better. And, ultimately, this collection is shot through with optimism. The hotbed of creativity which gave rise to the ‘zines of the late 80s was after all born out of moral panics, clampdowns and public misinformation. We’re hardly shot of that sort of thing now, with increasingly prescriptive mores seemingly always around us, maybe now to an extent even from within the ‘alternative’ scene as well as without. Sheer Filth is a reminder that you can shape your own zeitgeist and kick back against restrictions by embracing taboos. Highly recommended, sleazy good fun.

Sheer Filth has an official launch part on 4th April 2014 at Nottingham’s Broadway Cinema, where there will be a special screening of the new Video Nasties documentary, Draconian Days, followed by a Q&A and an after-party. Book orders will be dispatched on 9th April: for further details, check out the FAB Press website.

DVD Review: Stalled (2013)

Review by Ben Bussey

Regular BAH readers may have seen a recent review of mine descend into a frothing-at-the-mouth rant about the most frustratingly common mistakes made by no-budget indie horror movies. After that, there was nothing I needed more than some firm reassurance that, now and then, indie horror can still do precisely the opposite; rather than re-tread a painfully overfamiliar trail, it can find new, hitherto unexplored routes on the treacherous map of horror conventions, and come up with something that’s genuinely surprising.

To whit – Stalled. We’re a little late to the party here as this microbudget Brit horror comedy has been out there for over a month already, but what the hell. I hadn’t heard much about it until recently, and given how my finger is so firmly on the pulse (cough, ahem, etc.), it seems fair to assume that not all readers will be aware of it either.

But first, a little preamble.

About eight years ago I saw another no-budget British horror comedy called Freak Out. Imagine the young Kevin Smith making a slasher movie and you’re not too far off the mark. I wasn’t particularly impressed with the film, but it sort of pained me to feel that way, as it was clearly the work of young, ambitious people with genuine passion, knowledge and appreciation for horror… not to put too fine a point on it, but people who didn’t seem that different from me. I haven’t revisited Freak Out since, but as memory serves it revelled in its own absurdity a little too much, trying to make something on a fairly large scale when clearly the resources were not there for the filmmakers to do so.

In case you’re wondering why I bring this up, it’s because the same core team behind Freak Out, director Christian James and writer/actor Dan Palmer, have reunited on Stalled, and they’ve quite clearly learned some lessons along the way. This time, they’ve stuck a little closer to conventional indie horror wisdom and restricted the action to a single night and single location (and, for the large part, single performer) – but fear not, this most certainly isn’t kids in a cabin version 5,318,008. This is something we genuinely haven’t experienced before. This is the zombie apocalypse – as seen from a toilet cubicle.

Palmer stars as – who else – WC, a handyman in an office building, working during the staff party on Christmas Eve. Venturing into the girls’ bogs (or, if you prefer, ‘ladies’ room’) to do a spot of routine maintenance, he darts to hide in a stall as a couple of fetching, heavily intoxicated office workers in very casual attire venture stagger in, and proceed to engage in a spot of lipstick lesbianism (tick the box marked ‘something interesting in the first 25 minutes’…) However, a little face-sucking suddenly gives way to a little face-biting, and WC realises to his horror that a zombie virus has broken out in the building. Given his location, at least he doesn’t have to worry about soiling himself; but getting out alive is a dicier prospect…

It’s an inspired premise in so many ways. Yes, of course we’re all getting a bit shit sick of the same old zombie apocalypse movies, so the only way forward is to find a different approach – and this is clearly what Stalled is gearing toward. In some respects it’s not too far removed from last year’s divisive festival hit The Battery, another claustrophobic low budget production which kept its focus squarely on a pair of mismatched survivors with the zombies largely left in the background (see Keri’s review). Many found The Battery a bit too quiet, slow and uneventful – and, as such, Stalled may be a welcome alternative, as it’s a surprisingly loud and high-energy affair. At points I was reminded of the old Ryan Reynolds in a coffin movie Buried (although, all apologies Mr Palmer, you’re not quite that dishy), inasmuch as – while the action, in this instance, is not 100% confined to a single small space – the director does find a remarkable number of ways to keep that single space visually interesting. We even have a number of action scenes of sorts occuring within that tight little box (stop sniggering at the back), with all manner of seemingly throwaway items put to unexpected good use… I’ll give nothing away, but there are more than a few genuine laugh-out-loud moments.

Still, this is not to say I didn’t have any hang-ups with Stalled whatsoever. It did come close to losing me when, maybe a third of the way in – up to which point, most of the action had played out like a silent comedy – a second character is introduced in the form of an unseen woman (Antonia Bernath) in another cubicle. Perhaps this was an inevitability, as it was always going to struggle to keep things interesting with a single guy in a single location for a full-length movie – hell, even Evil Dead 2 cut away fairly regularly to events outside. Alas, the relationship with the mystery woman rather sours Stalled for me, as it results in an abundance of over-written, Breakfast Club-esque deep and meaningful life lesson conversations, replete with yet another Manic Pixie Dreamgirl figure. To be fair, though, things do progress in a slightly different way than I had anticipated, and attempts to up the ante for genuine emotional content are by no means in vain.

Even at 80 minutes, Stalled does feel just a little overlong; beyond the John Hughesy duologues, we definitely have a few scenes which could have done with some judicious snipping (there was no need to run the full credits at the beginning and at the end, for instance, and the post-credits stinger is a bit of a let-down). But I don’t want to nit-pick. I’m not seeking perfection when I sit down to check out an indie horror: I’m seeking something fresh and gripping, a break from the norm with at least flashes of ingenuity, and above all something which you can tell right away was put together with love. Stalled ticks all those boxes, no problem – so I have absolutely no hesitation in recommending it to all horror fans, not to mention all fledgling no-budget filmmakers who want some hints as to how it should be done.

Stalled is available now on Region 2 DVD from Matchbox Films.

DVD Review: The Doll Squad (1973)

By Keri O’Shea

Damn it, I have to admit – I do love a bit of 70s glamour. Oh, sure, we have the hairpieces, the false eyelashes and the ‘fuck the natural look’ make-up in spades today, but it just doesn’t look as…charming, somehow. Perhaps that feeling is exacerbated when you sit down to watch a film like The Doll Squad whilst wearing one’s obligatory, inexplicable check pyjamas (I bet 70s gals weren’t beset by either cartoon animal-bedecked or plaid nightwear on their Xmas mornings) but whatever, get the likes of Francine York and Tura Satana into a film, and you’re bound to fondly miss the good old days, all acres of glossy, possibly synthetic hair and tans which look like the sun may have made them, something which seems as rare as hen’s teeth in our cancer-savvy times, tans these days coming as they do in dysentery beige only and through a nozzle, or not at all. All in all though, the world was a gentler place back then – ladies in hotpants, pigeons carrying microfilms, henchmen in island paradises, exploding rockets…

Yup. Director Ted. V. Mikels (better-known for his involvement with a lot of ‘B’ movie horror fare, either as director or as producer) cuts to the chase quickly here, giving us a set up which, like a lot of underground cinema, doesn’t play it shy with the stock footage. It’s launch day, and as one Senator Stockwell watches the big event on the TV in his office, all of a sudden the signal is scrambled. He’s warned by a mysterious male voice that he should have played ball – and then the rocket blows up mid-air. He evidently has an enemy with influence – but who can find and take down this enemy, within the two-week time frame available to him?

Cue the Secret Cervix…no, sorry, cue the so-named Doll Squad, a group of female secret agents led by the consummately professional Sabrina (York), a woman who when requested, immediately sets about gathering her troops to track down that mysterious voice – though quickly losing two would-be dolls early on, which all goes to show the level of influence that this bad guy, whoever he is, has. It just so happens that once Sabrina has assembled her squad, they track down an interesting lead which will take them out of the US and to a remote island off the coast of South America. Now add all of the double-crossing, spy gadgetry and peril you might imagine.

However, The Doll Squad is an odd film because although it presses a lot of buttons – more or less every scene has something variously improbable, quirky or OTT – it doesn’t really feel like it’s doing so cynically. Rather, the screenwriters seem to have done their best to make the film entertaining for its own sake, something they’d enjoy watching on its own terms as a piece of entertainment, rather than just crowbarring a lot of things in there because a jaded audience would probably expect it. Maybe audiences just plain weren’t jaded forty years ago? Anyway, this quality also gives the film an odd air of innocence: this is pre-Charlie’s Angels, remember, so the concept of an all-girl group of undercover agents is rather unusual on its own, but even though our plot follows a group of ladies who moonlight – for instance – as erotic dancers when they’re not blowing shit up, or wear midriff-revealing booby tops to the shooting range, it’s surprisingly exploitation-lite in terms of the unholy trinity of nudity, sex, and violence. I’m not sure if our American readers will know and use this adjective, but there’s not really a better one: The Doll Squad is what we might describe as ‘saucy’. It has explosions aplenty and the shortest shorts known to man, but it alludes to many things rather than showing them, and this goes for the aggression on-screen as well, which is never that bad even at its worst. As Editor-man Ben pointed out to me when he handed the screener over, this is one film 88 Films could far more realistically release as part of their ‘Grindhouse Classics’ collection – but it’s also in many ways too gentle for that tag.

Still. It doesn’t matter what you call it, really: The Doll Squad is in its way quite charming, entertaining and easy to watch, with plenty going on and that old time capsule goodness about it too. I think it’s fair to say that none of the 88 Films catalogue is likely to change your life, but here’s one of their films which allows you to laugh with it rather than at it. This is quite a nice release from them too, with an audio commentary and a ‘Making Of’ documentary included, as well as the standard array of trailers.

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The Doll Squad will be available from 88 Films on 17th March, 2014.

Review: In Fear (2013)

By Tristan Bishop

Small casts, man. Low budget horror films with small casts always start the old alarm bells going. More often than not you’ve got ninety minutes or so of tedium awaiting you. The same goes for single location films. Unless we’re talking Alfred Hitchcock then these generally don’t come off all that well – setting your film in one place takes a big set of (figurative) balls and a certain level of literal cinematic mastery. Unfortunately it seems the world currently has a surplus of the former and a lack of the latter. You can only imagine my intense joy, then, when I came across In Fear. A low-budget British horror/thriller about two characters. Set almost entirely in A CAR. I’ll be honest, I readied myself for an hour and a half of boredom and settled comfortably in my seat.

There’s not a great amount of plot I’m able to recount for this film without major spoilers, but here’s what I can – Ian De Caestecker (TV’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D) and Alice Englart (Beautiful Creatures) star as Tom and Lucy, a young couple who have recently gotten together. They are driving to a music festival in Ireland and have stopped off at a pub, where Lucy visits the bathroom. Tom insists they leave the pub swiftly, stating that he has had to buy the pub a round after a misunderstanding with a local. He then proceeds to tell Lucy that he has booked them a hotel room for the first night. Lucy initially resists, saying she had arranged to meet friends on the festival site. She soon relents however, and they set off in search of the hotel. Unfortunately the place seems a little off the beaten track, and eventually they realise they have been going round in circles. No matter which way they read their map and the road signs they always seem to end up at the same place. And it’s getting dark. They soon begin to realise someone might be playing games with them. But who?, and, more importantly, why?

As you might have gathered from my opening paragraph, I didn’t exactly have High Hopes for In Fear. Thankfully I was very pleasantly surprised, as even though Jeremy Lovering’s feature début is small-scale and lacking in much plot development, it manages to be a well paced little film that delivers tension in spades. In Fear succeeds where many small cast films fail by featuring two likeable, naturalistic performances from the two lead actors. The idea that they have only known each other a few weeks and don’t totally trust each other quite yet adds subtly to the sense of paranoia which is key to the film’s first half – The idea of being trapped in a car in the dark, lost on a country road with someone who isn’t quite a stranger but isn’t quite a friend is certainly an unnerving one, and Lovering really manages to make it work. Editing, soundtrack and cinematography are all to a high standard, and combine with an excellently foreboding credits sequence to create the palpable sense of dread that the title suggests. Word has it that the director withheld the script from the actors whilst filming, and, if true, that certainly seems to have worked. Of course, halfway through, the film takes a slightly different shape, and one which amps up the tension considerably, ensuring you’ll be on the edge of your seat until the high impact conclusion.
Some people seemed to dislike the film for its relative lack of incident, but if you enjoy a slow creeping thrill on a low budget, then In Fear is definitely the right place to be.

In Fear is available to buy now.

DVD Review: Big Bad Wolves (2013)

By Keri O’Shea

It is of course a huge cliché to begin this review of Big Bad Wolves by professing my ignorance of Israeli cinema – but such it is, and if it’s going to be repeated elsewhere, it’s no doubt just as true from other quarters. Israel and film just feels beyond Western reach in so many ways; our concepts of the country tend to come more via current affairs – often bad news – than through contact with what could well be a thriving arts culture, but so little permeates through to us that, well, Israel still feels like a closed book in this respect. So, Big Bad Wolves is the first Israeli feature-length film I have ever seen, and as such it would be ridiculous to extrapolate too much about filmmaking in the country as a whole. However, I will gladly say that this is one of the finest, darkest crime thrillers I have had the pleasure to watch, and that if – if – the directors and writers Aharon Keshales & Navot Papushado are capable of more work of this calibre, then they will definitely and deservedly be on the ascendant from here on in.

The plot starts as it means to go on, splicing the everyday in with the briefest, but significant interludes which spell personal disaster for everyday people. We see a group of children playing hide and seek in and around a deserted house; a little boy finds one of his friends but when they go back to where the other girl was hiding, she’s no longer there. This leads to a hunt for the girl, undertaken by what at first seems like a criminal fraternity but turns out to be the cops, led by the charismatic, but flawed Micki (Lior Ashkenazi). Their investigation has brought them to a diminutive local figure, a teacher named Dror (Rotem Keinan): we are not told why he’s in the frame, or if there’s any good reason for it whatsoever, but the first major error in a catalogue of them is that, as they rough him up for good measure in a disused warehouse, their actions are filmed by a kid using his mobile phone. This puts a downer on Micki’s relationship with his boss, especially when the clip hits the equivalent of Youtube, but more to the point when the missing girl is found – dead – in a grotesquely-staged tableau, Micki is partly blamed, and then moved to a new department.

But Micki – with the implicit knowledge of his boss, it seems – retains an interest in catching this child killer, and just cannot let the case be. Likewise, someone else seems to be interested in what he is doing, unbeknownst, for the moment, to him. As those with a vested interest in trapping the predator collide, all are drawn into a savage, claustrophobic situation in which the most noble human impulses hold hands with unmitigated savagery – albeit framed by the most mundane details, as normal life just goes on around them, for as long as it feasibly can.

Wow. The first thing I’d say about this film is how brave I think it is to tackle an emotive subject like child abduction and murder head-on: it takes some doing to carve an engrossing narrative out of a subject which, in modern times, can quite simply provoke hysteria, especially when that narrative refuses to shy away from the grisly details – without, though, ever sinking to using these simply for shock, or to exploit the potential for emotional response. Of course, the subjects raised can make for unsettling viewing; that’s a given. Yet, another aspect of the film which prevents the type of crime underpinning the plot from ever feeling wanton is simply that we are kept in the dark. We are no omniscient audience – hell, we don’t even get to know what the cops know. Why is Dror in the frame? Should he be? Do they have the wrong guy – could this all be a horrible mistake? Because of the several strands of ambiguity which are woven through the film, we are made to feel even more uncomfortable – made to witness horrific acts undertaken by desperate men, though never made to feel we are being traipsed into a ‘torture porn’ scenario (despite the film opting for a much-hated torture porn trope of mine). Throughout, I had no idea who to believe or where my loyalties should lie. Once I felt I knew, the film would perform an about-face and make me reconsider. No one acts as expected, right down to the Arab character who gets a small role here, seemingly just to thwart everyone’s expectations of him. It’s testament to the superb writing at the heart of this film that it can challenge the audience like this, indeed several times as it moves forward.

Another facet to the skill of the writing stems from an aspect which, in itself, could be seen as a challenge: this film is fucking funny. Never for too long, and never where you expect it to be, but funny nonetheless. Sometimes the humour is sliced so thinly in amongst the film’s action scenes that you barely have time to give yourself permission to laugh. Sometimes, it’s more overt – and often challenging in its own ways by referencing childhood in places you would not expect: crime details read out as a ‘Once Upon a Time’ story; coins tossed to decide who commits an act of cruelty; wry exchanges between people in the throes of these acts. One of the film’s key themes seems to be surveillance – people seeing what they shouldn’t, or even going where they shouldn’t, and yet, this hefty topic is also made funny in places, like the Youtube plot-line. In effect, often you’ll laugh when you’d really rather not – though never losing sight of the main drive behind the narrative. The nuanced, developed characters at work here are, through the way in which they can make a joke out of the worst situation, or approach it in such a way, all the more human-seeming for it. We’re made to see that even at their worst, people are still people – a cold, hard fact, which often makes us more uncomfortable than the possibility of monsters.

A surpassingly bleak piece of cinema, Big Bad Wolves has both initiative and guts, holding onto its final shock until right at the end. It also has the courage to dodge out of any smooth resolution, landing us with a jagged, weighty ending after everything else. Big Bad Wolves kept me guessing until the final reel. On occasion, I am arrogant enough to suppose I’ve seen so many films that nothing can surprise me, but sometimes, it’s great to be wrong. I’m excited to see what these guys can come up with for their segment in the upcoming ABCs of Death 2…

Big Bad Wolves will be released on 28th April 2014.

DVD Review: Dr Mordrid (1992)

By Tristan Bishop

You would have had to have been serving time in a cosmic prison not to have noticed that Marvel films have been running things in the past decade. Since the first two X-Men films at the turn of the millennium showed us how comic book adaptations should really be done, Marvel have seemed able to do no wrong, and now we can look forward to two or three quality sci-fi blockbusters a year from their stable. However, this was not always the case. Before Marvel took film production ‘in house’, many different people got hold of the rights to the characters and attempted their own films, which were pretty much universally awful. The entertaining slice of cheese which is Dolph Lundgren’s The Punisher (1989) aside, have you ever tried to sit through Albert Pyun’s 1990 version of Captain America?

Dr Mordrid may not at first glance appear to be a Marvel adaptation, but on closer inspection it starts to look an awful lot like Dr Strange. In fact, it transpires that Full Moon Productions (yeah, it’s Charles and Albert Band again!) used to own the rights to the character, but this expired before this film was made…Which makes this 88 Films re-release look extremely timely, given that a megabucks version is currently in the planning stages. Fact fans might also like to know that Dr Strange was actually one of the first Marvel properties to go live action – there is a 1978 TV movie with Peter Hooten in the role!

Jeffrey Combs here stars as Mordrid/Strange – a centuries-old wizard/alien sent to Earth by a being called The Monitor to foil an evil sorcerer called Kabal (cult actor Brian Thompson, here looking like Chris Hemsworth in a Willem Dafoe mask). Mordrid has his hi-tech base in an apartment building with wacky old tenants, a love interest (a Rebekah Brooks lookalike in double denim) who just happens to be a police researcher, and a raven called Edgar Allan. Mordrid wears a nice blue cape and makes use of a magic amulet and a crystal ball which puts him in touch with a cosmic entity called Deaths Head. Apparently some prophecies are coming to pass – large amounts of ‘basic alchemical materials’ are being stolen around the world. The trail of course leads him to Kabal, who has escaped his cosmic prison and is gearing up to open the gates of Hell. Can Mordrid stop him in time?

You’re probably as intrigued as I was when I was sent this disc – the cast and production history make it a very intriguing prospect. But, unfortunately, this is flat stuff indeed. Combs is badly miscast as the good guy, Thompson looks laughable rather than scary and the wizardry/outer space stuff fails to excite on any level. For a Full Moon Production there is a paucity of sex and gore too – which shows the intentions of the film-makers to go for a more mainstream audience. There is one scene in which Brian Thompson kills a naked punk chick by placing his ring on her head (stop sniggering at the back), which feels like it may have been added at the last minute in order to get some exploitation elements in the mix, and the climax features a fight between two stop-motion dinosaur skeletons, as well as some VERY briefly glimpsed mini-monsters (it IS Charles Band after all), but when a film can even fumble a reanimated Saurian battle, then you know it isn’t worth your time. Dr Mordrid is a very good reminder that sometimes the old ways are not necessarily the best.

Dr Mordrid is available now from 88 Films.

Movie Review: Cheap Thrills (2013)

By Tristan Bishop

Films tend to say a lot about the climate in which they were made – from the nuclear paranoia of 1950s creature features to the Guantanamo/Abu Ghraib atrocities many claim had an influence on torture porn/ordeal horror. The horror film especially lends itself to reflecting the fears of its audience, whether this is the intention of the film-makers or not, and so, with the increasingly bleak financial outlook of global recession, we are now beginning to see films which reflect people’s fear of poverty. For instance, this week I saw both Martin Scorcese’s tour-de-force The Wolf Of Wall Street, inspired by the Occupy movement in its examination of the excesses of real life stockbroker Jordan Belfort and Cheap Thrills – which deals with extremes of wealth and poverty in a very different way.

E.L. Katz’s début film as a director (he had previously collaborated with Adam Wingard as writer/producer on several features) has as its central character Craig (played by Pat Healy), a man struggling to support his wife and child on his meagre mechanic’s salary. Upon learning that he is to be laid off he takes a detour to the local bar to drown his sorrows, when he chances upon his old school friend Vince (Ethan Embry), whom he has not seen in five years. Vince is doing a little better than Craig, but works as a debt collector, and isn’t above a little of the old strong-arm tactics. They are invited to sit and chat to an obviously well-off couple – The loud, gregarious Colin (an excellent performance by David Koechner), who snorts coke off any available surface, and the beautiful but quiet Violet, who seems more interested in her phone than being out at what we’re told is her birthday celebration.

Colin likes to bet, however. He starts off by offering twenty dollars to whoever can down a shot of tequila first, and this escalates until a disastrous strip club visit where Craig gets knocked out by a bouncer after being dared to slap a stripper’s arse. When Craig comes round they are in Violet’s luxurious house, where the party is just getting started, the drugs and alcohol are flowing, and Colin’s bets are about to get a lot more outrageous, perhaps even dangerous.

The message of Cheap Thrills is pretty simple – The rich exploit the poor, and retain control over them by pitting them against each other. Divide and rule, oldest trick in the book. It’s by no means a subtle commentary on our times. In fact, not much about Cheap Thrills is subtle at all – as befits the title of the film, there’s swearing, sex, violence, assorted moments of gross-out comedy and drugs. Lots of drugs. In fact watching the film sometimes makes you feel like you’ve attended the wrong party and been force-fed lots of substances that are working together to make you feel rather off-colour, and you would really just like to go home and hide under a duvet. The genius of this, of course, is that the film is putting you straight into the mindset of Craig and Vince, right into their ordeal, but the downside is that, well, you might just feel a bit queasy and want to hide under a duvet. There’s no light relief; even the laughs come at the nastiest moments in the film, and even though at the start we have some sympathy for Craig, this soon dissipates. The film appears to be trying to make us question our own behaviours and the limits we would go to for money, but the lack of a sympathetic character means it just ends up being nasty people doing nasty things to each other.

This doesn’t mean it’s a bad film by any means, however – the aforementioned druggy energy, nasty laughs and solid performances make it an entertaining enough watch, which is a shame, as it had the potential to be so much more.

Cheap Thrills will be released in the US on March 21st 2014.

DVD Review: Hideous! (1997)

By Keri O’Shea

Ah, ‘Grindhouse Classics’ from 88 Films – how I love that you are so defiantly, so delightfully neither of those things; but truth be told, I just can’t turn down your screeners for long.

Perhaps it’s the fact that I am such a sucker for punishment, or perhaps it’s the fact that I still find myself drawn towards the Full Moon label which makes up the bulk of the Grindhouse Classics releases, no matter how many times I get burned by various reconfigurations of hordes of little bastards – puppets, toys, vertically-challenged takes on the Universal monsters, even trouble dolls – plodding their way through their ninety minutes. Whatever the case, I sat down to watch Hideous! with the usual blend of curiosity and dread: curiosity as to the type of little bastard which I was about to see, and dread about what the hell they were going to get up to. Well, my presentiments were correct.

We begin our tale here with a band of heavily-redubbed modern day toshers – that’s someone who makes their living fishing things out of sewers, folks – undertaking the very labour-intensive and you’d assume ineffectual job of standing, peering down into a sewage processing plant, and jabbing at it pre-emptively with nets. Our head honcho says otherwise, though, and is just in the process of confidently announcing that he’s ‘seen it all’ when of course it turns out he hasn’t, and he pulls out a thingy. That’s as much as we’re shown at this time – but no doubt about it, it’s an interesting thingy, judging by what he does next…

Which is to get on the blower to a woman, name of Belinda Yost (Tracie May) who makes a handsome living selling medical oddities; you know the sort of thing, two-headed foetuses and such. She seems to be doing well at this, judging by her glass of Scotch and her pearl necklace (heh). Our sewage guy offers her the thingy and she’s delighted, immediately offering it to one of her wealthiest clients, a nice bloke called Napoleon. She pushes a hard deal but he acquiesces, happily leaving with the thingy which he cannot wait to add to his collection. But oh no! Someone else in the local area also collects medical curios, and this man, Lorca (Michael Citriniti), will stop at nothing to intervene, taking the thingy from Napoleon with force. Force in the form of a topless woman wearing a gorilla mask. Nine-tenths of any battle is won through surprise, and by fuck does Lorca’s assistant Sheila have that on her side – so she takes the thingy, now revealed to be a vaguely foetal thingy, back to Lorca’s castle (common enough in America) where he adds it to a rack of other foetal thingies. But it ain’t over there, and an entire mêlée of FBI agents, irate salespeople and of course the thingies themselves are soon battling for supremacy.

Usually you’d say, ‘you couldn’t make this shit up’; someone did, however, and that man is Charles Band, albeit alongside writer Benjamin Carr, who has a lot of Full Moon form. Likewise, I’d ordinarily feel bad about revealing quite so much of the storyline – but this is a Charles Band film. You know what’s going to go on, in a vague sense, and all that remains is to fathom what the inevitable critters will look like. To answer that question, our li’l monsters here are inexplicable possibly alien babies of some kind – sentient enough to write crude notes like ‘we hurt bad’ and strong enough to use crowbars, marginally uglier than regular foetuses and also occasionally malign, although for the most part (and Band is sane enough to not have them on-screen a tremendous amount) they just hide in wall spaces, looking. I had no idea what was going on. Meanwhile the adults squabble and deliver achingly bad lines in each other’s general direction, doing their best perhaps, but typically over-acting and looking confused. Most of the dialogue feels like ballast to pad the film out to feature-length, and for the most part, thanks to the rival collectors angle and their various scraps over the contested thingies, this felt like a really aggressive edition of the gentle, pointless British antiques programme Bargain Hunters.

It doesn’t quite stop there, though; in common with a lot of Charles Band films, things are ambling along as per usual when he will decide to throw in a scene which is unsavoury on so many levels that it jolts you out of your torpor. Hideous! has one such scene and, oh my, there was a hell of a lot of grot to unpack out of that one. Wrong on so many levels. Eww. The film soon drifts back to its regular pace, however…

That’s the thing with this movie, see; yes, it has a half-naked woman in a gorilla mask and yes, it has a scene involving one of the baby thingies which even the most militant attachment parenting people would retreat from, but for the most part, it’s just a bit dull. Band knows his creature FX here aren’t quite up to a lot of screen-time and the back-story is non-existent, so none of this can form part of the plot. He wants a feature, and isn’t quite sure how to get there – hence a couple of startling scenes, but not all that much in-between. It’s just not quite there as a so-bad-it’s-good film thanks to that factor, which, to be fair, several of the better Full Moon films have managed to be. Daft and oddly laborious, Hideous! derives most of its impact from the shock of finding out it was made as late as 1997…even less reason to swallow the ‘Grindhouse’ tag and visual style of the cover art, but there you go.

Hideous is available to buy now from 88 Films.

Editorial: An Idiot’s Guide To Movie Trailers

By Keri O’Shea

Now here’s a new one…

Here at the site, we’re in the habit, if we’ve reviewed a film, of embedding the film’s trailer at the end of the piece. We do this so that if we’ve piqued reader interest, then they can straight away take a look at what the film may have to offer. Makes sense, right? However, we also pride ourselves on our diligence in not simply trotting out plot synopses in our reviews here; therefore it’s odd that, more and more, after taking pains to discuss the film in question in a thorough way without spoilering it, a potential source of spoilers would come from the film’s trailer itself. On a couple of occasions, I’ve watched the trailer for the first time after I’ve written a review, and decided that I just can’t embed it after all because it neatly unpicks all of my efforts in a minute or so – or, if I do add a trailer, I often feel I have to give a warning about what it contains. Only in recent years have I ever had to add the addendum to a review, ‘Watch the trailer at your own risk‘. To use a recent example, a couple of weeks ago I reviewed dystopian horror The Colony; it’s no world-beater but it’s a decent enough sort of yarn which, yeah, if you had your wits about you, you could probably see going in one of a handful of directions; that’s no reason whatsoever for the trailer to do what it does, though, and that’s to render down all of the significant plot developments which happen across ninety minutes into a minute or so. In effect, watch the trailer, and you will have absolutely no reason at all to watch the film. Call me old-fashioned, but surely it’s not meant to work like this. And yet, more and more films are going this way…

It’s legitimate to complain about film reviews which give the whole game away, sure, but likewise, it’s all very well getting bent out of shape at reviewers when the official trailer for the film goes and commits the same crime, with no warning whatsoever. I must confess ignorance here, and I’d welcome the responses of any filmmakers who may be keeping an eye on Brutal as Hell on Facebook or Twitter, but I’m guessing that it’s studios which have the final say on a lot of what goes into trailers, and if this is the case then it must be desperately frustrating to see what they think ought to go in, go in. I mean, you work hard to generate buzz about your film and it’s the very thing intended to promote your project which shoots you down; must be a pisser. Certainly, what you can expect to see has changed radically somewhere along the line…but why – are trailers no longer intended to tantalise?

Perhaps in these days of instant gratification, film viewership is just a drastically different deal; when a brand new film can hit the torrent sites within hours of its release, or it can even get leaked before it’s meant to be out at all, then the policy of dropping hints can maybe seem a bit like playing coy too late. Ditto that, when we have the phenomenon of social networking ramming spoilers into our heads at every turn, even if we ask it nicely not to; perhaps, for many studios and distribution companies, it now just seems pointless to try and hold back the tides. Could this be why a growing selection of movie trailers seem to be less about the tease, and more about flaunting as many of a movie’s wares as possible? It certainly appears that this is the way to go for some films, and getting a film noticed and remembered in these saturated and cynical times is more important than other concerns, even if it means that the mystery is sacrificed along the way. Hey, if reviewers are going to discuss the plot anyway, it could be a case of if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em…

As I say – you can call me old-fashioned, but I quite liked it when trailers were so much harder to come by and as such, retained their power to keep us at a bit more of a distance. It’s a genuine charm now, if you watch an old VHS cassette, to see the trailer reel at the start: these little snapshots from batshit movies which may or may not have found their way to DVD, Blu-ray or the internet, but which still look like a hell of a lot of fun. Back when these things were more clandestine somehow – with a very limited cult cinema press, fewer releases and of course no internet – perhaps their renegade status did most of the work, and they plain didn’t need to tell the whole story. Even the daftest old 70s sleazefests (which you can get hold of now) managed to show you everything, but still not show you everything. It’s a daft distinction, but it’s there as far as I’m concerned, nonetheless.

Or, for all of that, it could just be that a lot of people in the business of promoting film haven’t got a fucking clue about film fans. It’s not beyond possibility, is it? Someone green-lit the Carrie remake. Unimaginative and crudely-rendered films get distribution deals whilst gutsy, original storytelling languishes unseen; people love Paranormal Activity these days, right, so we clearly need more like that? And so on and so forth. I suppose, ultimately, however the movie-watching and making landscape may have changed, it doesn’t for one minute mean that it’s okay to find another avenue through which to ruin the surprise and enjoyment of a new film, least of all when so many of us are so used to that avenue being a taster and nothing more.

Long story short: I really don’t want to be a fan writer in a world where I have to actively warn people against watching the damn trailer. I would expect most people to agree with me; things may have changed these days, but they haven’t changed that much, so please let us be able to trust in the trailer even if all else is a risky business. And, if you have any involvement with this business, please remember a mantra which never goes out of style: less is more. Trust me. Films deserve the opportunity to stand on their own merits and we deserve the chance to let them.

Movie Review: Lucky Bastard (2014)

By Keri O’Shea

Well, it’s fair to say we’ve been offered found footage movies which cover a multitude of themes and genres over the past few years at Brutal as Hell, but a porno found footage movie? Yep, this is indeed the frame for Lucky Bastard, and when we got an offer to review it, I have to admit I tentatively raised my hand, not because I wanted to ogle the porn aspects (apparently there are already websites for that) but instead out of sheer curiosity about how found footage would work in this case…if nothing else, I thought, here was something the likes of which I hadn’t reviewed before. Would novelty be enough, though? Having sat through an incredibly banal found footage movie just a few days before, my hopes were admittedly not high that my faith would be restored in this particular format. Happily, however, what we get here is not just some thinly-veiled excuse to make a cheap piece of shit and sprinkle it with ass shots. In fact I was more than pleasantly surprised by just how entertaining and yeah, clever Lucky Bastard was.

For found footage, the initial scenes are pretty standard, but the movie gets these almost-obligatory crime scene set-ups out of the way and then quickly moves onto something altogether more engaging, though not before reminding us that we’re definitely in porno territory when a waiver appears on screen, telling us that the participants have given their permission to be featured…hmmm. And so, with that understood, we wind back in time by a week, and learn that Lucky Bastard is actually a feature which runs on a successful porn site run by the gruff but definitively worldly Mike (Don McManus) – and credit to the movie for playing with possible expectations from the get-go, initially seeming to set a couple of women up for the expected porn-torture-porn before revealing it’s all part of a shoot and – whoah – showing us that porn can even be consensual. Mike does a lot of different types of porn on his site, see, and he’s something of an entrepreneur: one of his most popular gimmicks is to invite subscribers to submit video blogs, explaining why they should get to be the ‘lucky bastard’ who gets to fuck one of the site’s hottest porn stars. For a new edition of Lucky Bastard, he has managed to persuade one of the girls, the legendary Ashley Saint (Betsy Rue) to do the deed, even though it breaks her ‘no amateurs’ rule. They select a guy from the submitted videos, book a plush house in San Fernando, and go pick up their guy, Dave (Jay Paulson).

He seems okay, although terrified, and evidently uncomfortable with the Lucky Bastard shtick whereby the lucky winner is filmed from the time of pick up to the scene itself – but Mike has a business to run, won’t be dissuaded from doing just that, and insists that the show goes on. The show does go on, and things go wrong, of course, in a series of ways which thankfully managed to carry some genuine tension along with them; some of the developments I could see, err, coming, and some I couldn’t – but overall, I at least cared about what was going on in a way which can be quickly lost (if it’s in there at all) in a shooting format which all too often threatens to degrade into an annoying dizzy spell.

For starters, one of the reasons that Lucky Bastard holds together so well is that it has a uniquely believable reason for everyone to be holding cameras, looking at footage, or for it all to be taking place in locations which are choc-ful of cameras. In fact, screw the mockumentary thing, porn allows this to work so much better; we seem to have at least one experienced cameraman and some tripods too. Then we have people who are eminently comfortable being on film in the first place, because it’s their living, and they understand how to appear in camera shots. Also, the movie happily dodges what I’d expected it to do, and that’s to fall into line and represent its characters, as per common consensus when it comes to porn as either ogres or exploited women, nothing more than the proverbial cannon fodder for something protractedly nasty and yet predictable to follow. Instead, we have real characters here. Particularly in the case of Mike and Ashley (where Rue’s performance was so believable that I looked to see if she was a genuine porn actress sidestepping into non-porn a la Jenna Jameson) there’s a real sense that they give a shit about one another. That’s refreshing. All the people in this film are by turns wry, sardonic and believable, and whilst not perfect, they have an element of charm.

Then, Lucky Bastard seems to work on two different levels altogether, again surpassing what I thought I’d be seeing here. On one level, to be clear, it’s a film which doesn’t take itself 100% seriously (which also helps in some of the scenes which can’t quite hold together as serious). You may snigger at, for instance, a dildo being left in the foreground of a supposedly menacing scene, or at Mike wondering aloud if ‘endangered species porn’ could be the next big thing. The script is slick enough to make you laugh. I like that. It also makes it clear that porn films like these are a product, so even though it shows pretty graphic sex on-screen (not hardcore scenes, but sometimes only for the love of pixellation) it also shows what happens after cut-scenes, and shows things going laughably wrong too, although sex is far more important for the context of Lucky Bastard – and that’s where the film shows it can be more interesting still.

Ultimately, I think what I liked about the film so much was how deftly it handled some pretty important modern-day issues. Yes, in a film about porn going wrong – I know, I know, I heard me too, but hear me out. It’s a film which doesn’t parade its bigger ideas, but by its very nature it’s asking questions about the intersection between the internet and real life. Identity, fantasy, and the relationship between the two are brought into a pretty neat focus during the film: when is a person acting, and when are they themselves? When a person becomes used to being filmed so much, does spontaneous speech begin to disappear – with a camera on a person, are they always going to talk differently, speak in some semi-scripted way because they know how they might appear (and is that why Dave is so resistant to it)? What control do we have or should we have once we’ve been filmed and that footage moves out of our control? To go back to basics – what’s in a name, even? I don’t want to represent this film as some great, lofty treatise on the nature of existence – it ain’t, it knows it ain’t – but it has ideas, and it uses a clever framework to hint at what might, just might be behind these. Sharp and watchable, Lucky Bastard has something about it, and even where it begins to falter slightly towards the end, I stayed grateful for this. As I usually have to add, though, watch the trailer at your own risk…