DVD Review: Thanatomorphose (2012)

By Keri O’Shea

When a film’s press release name-checks Cronenberg and Buttgereit, it has immediately placed itself in a risky position; any movie mentioned in the same breath as these bastions of body horror has a hell of a way to go to prove itself, and you often can’t help thinking it’d be better if a film came in quieter, kept below the parapet and let its qualities speak for themselves. It would certainly have been better in this instance, as unfortunately Thanatomorphose, despite its cool title and interesting-on-paper premise, is simply not up to the challenge. Body horror, yes, but with severe limitations.

After a night of bruise-inducing sex which is refracted through a trippy, psychedelic array of filters and colours, we meet our nameless female protagonist (played by Kayden Rose) and find her fairly nonchalant about her injuries. She seems fairly unresponsive to most things, actually – her activity partner’s attitude towards her, her shitty landlord, her friend who seems desperate to become a slightly more considerate friend-with-benefits…that is, until her injuries, rather than healing, begin to mysteriously worsen. Soon her fingernails are dropping off, her hair is shedding – in fact, she seems to be decomposing. At first, she’s terrified – but soon enough she seems to being finding it all quite liberating. The worse she looks, the better she feels, and the more able she seems to feel to put things in her life order once and for all.

See, all of that sounds original and challenging, but the challenging nature of making that storyline effective is not borne out by the way it’s handled on screen. The vivid, promising opening sequence gives way to a long series of domestic scenes which, despite the sheer amount of nudity involved (more anon), I can only describe as turgid. I tried very hard, I looked very hard, but I found myself switching off. I would say that the first twenty minutes of this movie are make-or-break time; had characterisation occurred at this point, and had I been able to feel anything at all for the lead, then what eventually happens to her might have had the sort of impact you imagine is possible when you look at the blurb. Of course, it could be that the way in which our protagonist is kept remote from the audience is actually deliberate and intended to make a point about her relationship to herself, but that doesn’t come across successfully. I never felt sure whether the flatness of the role was aim or accident, but I was definitely repelled by the barrage of ‘girl walks around apartment’ sequences and didn’t feel that these moved the film along in any expedient way. Any film which takes place in such a limited space with a small cast really needs to go some in order to achieve what it sets out to do. Editing takes place through these scenes, sure, but the jumps forward keep us within the same mundane scenes. The pace soon drops away to nothing.

And yeah, the fact that Kayden Rose is naked or at least has her ass out in most of these scenes could, I am sure, also be intentional in the sense that the director and writer, Éric Falardeau, wants to make the point that her character is only ever seen as a sex object, or something. Except I can’t quite believe that. I’m very far from being sensitive to T&A in cinema, believe me, but the way it occurs here felt skeezy and unpleasant in ways which are quite hard to quantify, though I’ll try.

It’s not that the nudity is simply plentiful; it’s not that it so frequently seems like it has been crowbarred into proceedings with little or no justification; it’s not even that it is badly shot and edited. It’s all of those things, only lethally combined with the non-entity status of the character – the only character we really get, despite a handful of small roles. If any filmmaker is trying to make a point that this woman – or even women in general – have to literally go to pieces in order to reclaim their bodies, then this grand point feels redundant when it feels like the filmmaker is part and parcel of the problem which sees women in that way in the first place. This girl is rendered down into a collage of butt shots and passive utterances; if the intention was to present the audience with more than that, then it’s not there.

And yet, this is a film which seems to aim high. The psychedelic asides, though few and far between, and the fact that the film is broken into three named chapters, seem to be giving a nod to filmmakers like Noé and Von Trier, rather than more conventional horror fare. Nothing wrong with being ambitious, of course, but perhaps getting the basics right first would be best. There are some good things going on here; the make up SFX as Rose’s character begins to putrefy are genuinely rather good considering they’ll have been done on a tight budget, and the idea itself is good, which perhaps means that more ideas may spring from the same source in future. However, in Thanatomorphose the centre cannot hold, and the finished product itself goes from lividity to rigor mortis to decomposition.

Thanatomorphose will be released in the UK on DVD and iTunes by Monster Pictures on 25th November 2013.

DVD Review: Black Rock (2012)

By Keri O’Shea

Camping is for idiots.

No, really, come on. Level with me here. It doesn’t matter how you dress it up (or indeed how many mod cons you actually need to take along for the ‘back-to-nature’ experience to be at all palatable). Fact is, we invented permanent dwellings millennia ago because living out in the elements sucks – and that’s even before we get to the oh-so special relationship between the horror genre and the whole deal. Of course, people being out of their comfort zones, trying to survive in unfamiliar terrain amongst unfamiliar folks, that’s always going to be ripe for a horror spin. But I maintain that part of the reason that canvas is so much part of the fabric of horror is because it allows filmmakers and audiences alike to emit a primal scream. We get to revel in the schadenfreude of seeing unhappy campers having an even more miserable time than they would have had anyway.

But I digress.

Black Rock takes this familiar idea as its bedrock, offering up what in many ways is the standard ‘don’t go into the woods’ theme. However, despite the familiar premise, it shows itself capable of surpassing the more tried-and-tested elements in several places and in several ways. To achieve this takes a due amount of bravery and it’s a film which takes a fair few risks – albeit making a few mistakes – along the way.

Early thirtysomethings Sarah (Kate ‘Lois Lane’ Bosworth), Abby (also director Kate Aselton) and Lou (Lake Bell) are heading to their old childhood camping haunt, the island of Black Rock, where as ten year olds they buried time capsules. Sarah, in a nostalgic frame of mind, wants to find them, so she ropes in her two old friends to help her, hoping to get them to overcome a past estrangement in the process. Still, old bitterness dies hard, and things are off to a shaky start when they encounter some other people who are also visiting the island that weekend. The fact that one of these people is another old childhood acquaintance, Henry (Will Bouvier) and his two friends over on a hunting trip, though, is a welcome distraction and momentarily defuses the tension between the girls. They camp out together, the booze flows, and – in just a second – things turn very sour indeed…

All sounds oddly familiar, doesn’t it? However, one positive Black Rock can boast is that, even when I could more or less predict where and how things were going to go, I was never permitted to simply settle into a mode and just stop paying attention. The film prevents this from happening, never quite leaving a clear enough trail of horror tropes for you to feel you can follow the path and see the whole way ahead too. For instance, by five minutes in, I felt confident I was going to dislike the female characters here, and that they were – in some way or another – going to wind up being unbelievable superwomen (I’d already seen the film described as a ‘feminist Deliverance’, mind you, which didn’t exactly fill me with confidence that I was going to enjoy this). By ten minutes in, yep, I hated the female characters; yet, the film made me reconsider my feelings on them straight after that, via the risky strategy of a red herring moment followed by an understated carpe diem which worked best when counterbalanced by the way the plot unfolded. That’s one thing the film does very well – it allows itself moments which are not neat, and this enables a few moments of uncertainty to creep in, keeping the viewer (or at least this viewer) engaged. It has a good handle on naturalistic dialogue, too, often warm and believable as well as authentically overlapping and uneven.

Black Rock is a beautifully-shot, bright, colourful film too, and that always goes in a movie’s favour when the blue filter treatment seems to be added in post-production as a matter of course. With their red hair, Lou and Abby in particular seem to mirror the autumnal surroundings in an aesthetically-pleasing way at surprising times, adding an odd picturesque note to all of the chaos which is otherwise unfolding. The acting is generally of a good standard – Aselton plays a blinder as the complex Abby – and it usually steers clear of the feared superwoman motif; there’s more going on, although the women in the film are given far, far more to play with than the men; as part of its pleasing unpredictability the plot ejects key characters whom you might expect to stick around, although this leaves at least one player who is let down by his stock characterisation, and never really being permitted to surpass it. That is a shame, as it’s moments relating to ‘the threat’ that can tend to feel ham-fisted, undermining the best moments in the movie.

And here we come to a major sticking point: Black Rock’s strong sense of ‘we’re not just making another cookie-cutter ordeal movie’ enables it accomplish a good deal, but it also adds a gloss of self-awareness to proceedings here. Because it doesn’t want to be so many things, this means it invariably is many other things; the grand notion of gender role reversal in horror like this begins to follow its own clichés when it becomes most overt, and the film is far stronger it its more subtle moments. Still, Black Rock is well-made and weaves a watchable story out of, frankly, unpromising elements. Where it takes risks it is at its best, and in this it’s definitely to be admired.

Writer’s note: beware of the trailer, which gives away the entirety of the film (sigh):

Comic Review: Is This the Real Life? Or is This Just Fantasy? Reality Check #1

By Comix

One thing I learned from being around the comic circuit is that no one is more expandable (and replaceable) than the creative talent. Writers, each as unique as a snowflake, are a dime a dozen; artists, limited to the writers’ words, are even more so. Unless you’re one of the lucky few that can either spin a unique take on already established characters or are allowed, by some sort of miracle and voracious drive, to create your own story, you are nothing more than a name swimming in a pool of talent and struggling to stay afloat. In Reality Check, we see a writer fighting to get to the top of his profession, at the mercy of his producers, developers, and personal demons. A hard, yet sometimes funny look at the uncompromising profession of a professional comic creator, the comic slowly delves into a bizarre story of what’s real and what’s not.

The main character, Martin, is your average, shlubby comic creator. Thick around the belly and skinny around the ankles, the comic opens up with him reflecting back upon his life as a writer in LA. His character, Hour Man, is quietly making the rounds in comic stores and between getting slapped by hot girls and hustled by his managers, he manages to eke out a decent living for himself. The readers begin to get a taste of where Martin has come from – his tragic origins, if you will – as he makes his way around town. Little does he know, though, that life is about to take a turn for the better and then quickly a turn for the worse. After pitching his character around town, he soon gets picked up by an interested party, but a computer crash destroys all his files of any upcoming work. Already weeks behind schedule and now with no work to show for it, he is suddenly visited by an unexpected guest. Someone he thought didn’t exist. Someone, who, when he last checked, was a product of his imagination – and his imagination is pissed.

Reality Check is one of those comics that could either be amazing or it could totally blow: the set-up is interesting and it keeps you guessing at the next issue, but the story plays off as a little gimmicky. I mean, a creator runs into a living version of his own creation; where’s it going to go? Is it going to be space travel? Imagination on the loose? A costumed crazy?! Who knows! It could be gory or completely benign, funny or serious. I don’t know much about the author, Glen Brunswick, either, so I can’t even guess where it might go based on his other works. I do, however, like the story of Martin himself, how the comic digs deep into his past as an influence for his work. It’s a pretty accurate representation of how the comic business works, especially in reference to a multi-media franchise, and it sheds an interesting light on how your favorite stories go from the board to the horde. The art by Viktor Bogdanovic leaves something to be desired though. I’m not sure if it’s the terrible inking or off-putting art, but the images are a bit wonky looking, with limbs and eyes splayed all over the place. The detail is nice, but the sequential part gets pretty rusty. Either way, I would label Reality Check as a ‘purchase with caution’.

Reality Check #1 will hit the stands on September 4th 2013.

FrightFest 2013: Round-Up, Part 1

By Stephanie Scaife

It’s that time of the year again: FrightFest is back and it is bigger than ever, screening a massive line-up of 51 films across 3 screens at London’s iconic Empire Leicester Square cinema.

After sadly managing to miss the world première of The Dead 2: India, FrightFest 2013 began for me with everyone’s favourite killer doll in Curse of Chucky. Now, I’m honestly not a fan of the Child’s Play films, with the exception of Bride of Chucky, which let’s face it is awesome, and despite the appearance of my absolute favourite person in the world (John Waters) in Seed of Chucky it is a series that I’ve never been particularly excited by or interested in. Having said that, Curse of Chucky provided some pretty decent, silly entertainment and proved a popular choice with the audience who laughed and cheered throughout. Written and directed by the series creator Don Mancini, Curse of Chucky tonally has far more in common with the early instalments and plays it fairly straight throughout. We are introduced to Sarah (Chantal Quesnelle) and her paraplegic daughter Nica (Fiona Douriff) who unexpectedly receive a Chucky doll in the mail. After the mysterious death of Sarah, Nica’s sister Barb (Danielle Bisutti) shows up with her family to help settle affairs, which in actual fact means putting her sister in a care home and selling the family home. However, once Barb’s daughter takes a liking to the Chucky doll and the pair become inseparable, all hell breaks loose. I think that although there’s nothing particularly new going on here and it is a straight-to-video release there is still fun to be had, even if it lacks any genuine scares. Brad Douriff returns yet again to voice the little red-haired fella, giving it his all with some cracking one liners, and his daughter Fiona gives us a great heroine in the form of Nica. If you’re a fan of the franchise then you’ll definitely not be disappointed in this sixth instalment of the series (and make sure you stick around for a decent post credits sting), but for me it mostly just made me want to go home and watch Bride of Chucky again.

The opening evening came to a close with Adam Wingard’s You’re Next, which seems to have been around forever. Although it’s actually very good, its release now seems to be due to the recent and massive success of The Purge, with which it shares some similarities. This however isn’t exactly your typical home invasion thriller and I really enjoyed its mix of dark humour and grisly violence. There are some great twists (that I honestly didn’t see coming) and some truly inventive death scenes. After A Horrible Way to Die and now this Wingard is proving himself to be someone to watch in the world of horror. You can read Dustin’s review here.

Saturday started with The Dyatlov Pass Incident, which I had already seen and disliked so wasn’t keen to repeat the experience. You can read my review here. This was followed by the world première of Kit Ryan’s Dementamania, a British psycho-thriller that very much wanted to be Jacob’s Ladder but came across as a rather over-ambitious and jumbled mess. It centres around Edward (Sam Robertson) a bored office worker with emotional problems who one day gets stung by an unusual looking wasp that causes him to slowly unravel, physically and mentally. There are some laughs to be had as Ed imagines in violent bloody detail what he’d like to do to his annoying co-workers, as well as some great effects work and surreal imagery, but ultimately it’s all over the place and I would be pretty surprised if this is the final edit of the film before it secures any sort of release. Neither did the use of women (phwoar… lesbians!) and a little person (aren’t they just hilarious!) sit entirely comfortably with me. It’s a shame because regardless of my issues with the film, it was nice to see a British genre film attempt to do something so different and out there.

Vincenzo Natali’s Haunter proved to be an interesting little ghost story in the vein of Groundhog Day, when a teenage ghost is forced to live the last day of her life over and over. Abigail Breslin is fantastic as 15-year old Lisa and it’s great to see a young female character with smarts and moxy (not to mention great taste in music). There are also some lovely period touches and a few atmospheric moments, but ultimately it lost its way and provided an unsatisfactory happy ending that left me with more questions than the film answered. It’s a novel twist on the haunted house narrative to have the ghosts in the forefront, and the living providing the mystery and some of the scares, but ultimately it proved to be an altogether average and forgettable picture.

Next up was V/H/S/2 which I have to admit I wasn’t looking forward to at all. The love for the first film has always been a mystery to me as I don’t particularly enjoy portmanteau or found-footage films, so a combination of the two proved to be my kryptonite. The second outing is very much like the first; this time we’re given a couple of PIs who, whilst searching for a missing teenager come across a dodgy pile of videotapes. The first offering comes in the form of Adam Wingard’s (A Horrible Way to Die, You’re Next) disappointing Phase I Clinical Trials, where a man with a robotic eye starts to see dead people. The second segment from Edúardo Sanchez and Gregg Hale (The Blair Witch Project) is a fairly uninspiring and one-note zombie tale entitled A Ride in the Park. Thankfully, Gareth Evans (The Raid) and Timo Tjahjanto (Macabre) come along to save the day with Safe Haven, the longest and best segment of the film. To say too much would be to spoil the fun but you literally will not believe your eyes when you see what these guys have come up with. It’s absolutely mind-boggling and completely off the wall, well worth sitting through the rest of the film for. The Safe Haven of the title refers to a religious commune dogged by rumours of child abuse. The commune is led by a charismatic leader known only as Father, and a documentary film crew have seemingly just talked their way into the inner sanctum hitherto unseen by the uninitiated. Just moments after entering the commune all is not as it seems and when the shit hits the fan, it does not let up. Just when you think it can’t possibly get any weirder, you’re quickly proven wrong. This is jaw-dropping stuff and Gareth Evans is proving himself to be quite a filmmaker, something confirmed after the film when we were treated to a world exclusive sneak peak from The Raid 2 (and it looks fucking insane). The last segment of V/H/S/2 by Jason Eisener (Hobo with a Shotgun) entitled Slumber Party Alien Abduction is as noisy and insane as the title may suggest, but also as annoying. It was frankly the worst sort of found-footage; endless screaming, shaky camera, loud noises and not to mention incoherent once the action kicked in. I was in need of a cup of tea, some painkillers and a nice quiet sit down afterwards.

Lastly we had 100 Bloody Acres, a wonderfully dark and funny Australian take on psychobilly horror by sibling writer-directors Colin and Cameron Cairnes. It’s starts off fairly predictably as we meet Sophie (Anna McGahan) a sassy city girl who is on the road to a music festival with her straight-laced boyfriend James (Oliver Ackland) and their cocky Cockney friend Wes (Jamie Kristian). All fairly standard personalities when it comes to the genre, so it comes as no surprise when Reg, a creepy local businessman that produces fertilizer, picks them up after their car breaks down. You may feel like you’d trudging into familiar territory here, but the first indication of something different comes in the immediate bond that develops between Reg and Sophie, bizarrely over their shared love of country music. What 100 Bloody Acres does is take an overly-familiar genre and cleverly manages to both work within its confines whilst creating something entirely original, all the while carefully balancing the fine line of comedy horror, providing both in droves. Reg’s psychotic brother Lindsay (Angus Sampson) is perhaps the only weak link, one-note character present here. Overall though, 100 Bloody Acres is another addition to the impressive output of recent Aussie horror (The Loved Ones, Wolf Creek, The Horseman etc) and it is one of those films that is the reason horror fans are so resolute and defiant despite an ongoing and continuous output of rubbish – this film is an unexpected surprise, smart, funny, original and it absolutely doesn’t skimp on the gore!

Editor’s note: read the second part of Steph’s FrightFest 2013 report here.

FrightFest 2013 Review: Willow Creek (2013)

By Stephanie Scaife

You may be familiar with Bobcat Goldthwait through the likes of his pitch black comedies World’s Greatest Dad (2009) and God Bless America (2011), or as Zed in the Police Academy movies, so it may come as a surprise to find out that his newest picture as a writer and director is a found footage horror film. Now, let me just say straight up that you shouldn’t be put off by this fact and I’m saying this as someone who is vehemently anti-found footage. I struggle with even the most popular offerings this genre has provided and could easily live without The Blair Witch Project, Paranormal Activity, Cloverfield et al. So I was pretty surprised that I didn’t hate Willow Creek. In fact, it was actually pretty good.

Jim (Bryce Johnson), a Bigfoot enthusiast, and his sceptical girlfriend Kelly (Alexie Gilmore) are making a film of their attempt to retrace the steps of Patterson and Gimlin, who famously shot footage of Bigfoot in 1967 in Northern California. One of the common issues with found footage films is that the characters are often under-developed and it can be a struggle to have any empathy or understanding as to their motivations, but with Willow Creek we’re given a very likeable couple and the actors have great chemistry on screen. Their banter is part scripted, part improvised but entirely believable. The set-up is also given the care and attention that it deserves as they arrive in the titular town of Willow Creek and explore the various oddities the town has to offer (Bigfoot Museum, Bigfoot Information Centre, Bigfoot Museum, Bigfoot Burgers… you get the picture) whilst meeting its unusual inhabitants, most of whom are real people roped into being interviewed on camera and led to believe that Jim and Kelly are really amateur documentary filmmakers, not actors in a horror film. This adds a real authenticity and the fact that Goldthwait fully ingratiated himself with the Bigfoot community really shows in the humour and enthusiasm for the topic. This includes a segment featuring Tom Yamarone (known locally as the “Bigfoot Bob Dylan”) singing his song Roger & Bob (Rode Out That Day) along with a host of other colourful locals.

After a light-hearted and amusing first half, Jim and Kelly embark on the trail into the Trinity National Forest to get to the exact location of the Patterson-Gimlin film. This is when we get our first hint that all is not well for this pair, when they bump into an inhospitable redneck that warns them to turn around and head back the way they came. Failing to heed his words of advice they trek deep into the woods and pitch up camp for the night. This was where I thought the film was going to start to fall foul of the genre tropes and there would be a whole bunch of shaky-cam and screaming, but instead what we get is a very tense, single-shot scene of the couple in a tent that lasts for a staggering 19 minutes. You can tell that the actors haven’t entirely been filled in on the events that are about to unfold and their fear is often genuine, creating a palpable sense of unease.

Willow Creek isn’t perfect, and yes, the last ten minutes or so do delve slightly into the world of motion sickness and hysterics but Goldthwait pulls it off by making a film that is in equal parts funny and creepy. For once the continuity is solid and you’re never left wondering how the film ended up so well edited or why on earth someone is still filming (the most irksome aspect of the genre in my opinion). What you see on camera feels real and never unnatural or inexplicable. I won’t spoil what happens, but I would highly recommend checking out Willow Creek if you get the chance and I certainly hope it gets picked up and released. It’s a surprise that nobody has seriously tackled the Bigfoot mythology in a straight up horror film before; perhaps it seems on the surface to be too silly a concept, but Goldthwait was clearly the man for the job and I applaud him for it.

Comic Review: Itty Bitty Hellboy #1

By Comix

Hellboy has been through a hell of a lot of things. From monsters and ghosts to love and death, the red beast has taken on the best and the worst the world has thrown at him. With this month marking the 20th anniversary of his creation, a new take on Hellboy will be hitting shelves in a couple of weeks that will shove him up onto a whole new level of sick and twisted depravity. Something so evil, so wicked, that only the innocent will survive its coming: Itty Bitty Hellboy. That’s right! A big headed, big fisted, tiny built little devil shall assume the shape of the cigar-chomping monster and, with miniaturized versions of his BPRD pals, shall ride a blood tide of “Aww” and “So cute!” straight into your perverted hearts. Disgustingly adorable, this comic will certainly bring about the apocalypse.

Itty Bitty Hellboy is written in short, mini-comics that string along to make a bigger a story. It basically circles around “the bad kids” (Karl Kroenen, Rasputin, and Herman Von Klempt) as they attempt to take over the BPRD “good kids”’ new cardboard fortress, and what a fortress it is! A giant refrigerator box compared to their small dishwasher one, the greed drives Karl to desperate measures such as spying in the bushes on the rival team and even, wait for it, DEMANDING that they give up their box! The very idea! The comic is also peppered with cute little stories about the team trying to cure Johann of his cold after he keeps sneezing himself out his suit, or Roger’s inability to stay in his underwear.

A read for all ages, this work is an excellent way to get your kids into Hellboy without all the super seriousness of the current issues, as well as being a nice addition for the seasoned collector. It has a very silly Dennis the Menace vibe that would appeal to anyone who has grown up reading the Sunday funnies or perhaps is still reading them. The art is cute and simplistic, perfect for little hands, while the jokes run the gamut of eye-rolling cheesy to genuinely giggle-inducing. The guys behind the idea, Franco Aureliani and Art Baltazar, are old hands at kiddie homages, having earned themselves an Eisner for Tiny Titans, a fifty issue run of Teen Titans reshaped for younger readers. Also, if you’re ever in the Chicago area, take a quick trip to downtown Skokie, where they run a family-friendly comic shop called Aw Yeah Comics! and shop ‘til you drop.

Full of good vibes and big letters, Itty Bitty Hellboy drops on August 28th!

Horror in Art: Three Female Faces of Death

By Keri O’Shea

When we, at least we in the modern West, think about the physical embodiment of death, perhaps the first thing which comes to mind is the figure of the Grim Reaper – a cowled, skeletal character, and one who is typically either straightforwardly masculine, or possibly ambiguous, but certainly not feminine. And yet, throughout the history of the arts in Europe, ‘Death’ has manifested in both male and female form. When I think about the relationship between death and femininity, I always first think of the ubiquity, thanks to the advent of the Gutenberg Press no doubt, of the Danse Macabre (see above) – a popular motif which depicts Death as the Great Leveller, calling to rich and poor, male and female, but not feminine per se. There’s also a strong later tradition of depicting the figure of Death as a menace to (often feminine) youth and beauty, such as in Hans Baldung Grien’s Death and a Woman – a motif which has endured from Nosferatu to the present in horror cinema – but still Death itself does not appear as female here, and although there are instances in literature and painting during the Medieval period, it generally seems much harder to call these to mind. That is, until we come to the Nineteenth Century.

Nosferatu followed hot upon the heels of a fascinating century indeed, one which brought a wave of depictions of Death as distinctly feminine. Massive population increase, devastating epidemics, changing attitudes to the relationships between men and women and an upsurge in the types and availability of the arts, to name just a few factors, fuelled some interesting, and deeply loaded Lady Deaths – in fact, femininity became conflated with death itself in ways which had never been quite so overt. The Nineteenth Century was a time where art, poetry, literature and music was stitched to current cultural attitudes to death in a way it never had been before; this also helped to form the bedrock of the modern horror tradition which we now know and love. A maelstrom of Penny Dreadfuls, true crime, pulp fiction, new monsters and femmes fatales combined in this era, helping to forge a large number more than the three pieces of art I’ve selected below. However, those in the selection have been chosen because they each conflate femininity and death in different, compelling ways.

Félicien Rops – Parodie Humaine (1878)

Belgian artist Rops has strong associations with the Symbolist art movement, but for me he is always the chronicler of the Parisian demi-monde. His drawings and paintings are teeming with the people of the darkest streets; the debased, the fallen, the desperate. His representations of the women who formed part of this world are particularly striking: for evidence of this, compare and contrast contemporary advertisements for Parisian absinthe, which was a massively popular tipple at the time, and then look at Rops’ own absinthe-drinkers; the women of the adverts are all rude health and vigour, whilst the absintheuses are invariably sickly, skinny and predatory. The painting I have chosen goes even further than showing the woman at the street corner as predatory, however; in what has come to be known as La Parodie Humaine (Rops wasn’t too hot on titling his works) the woman is in fact the figure of death, a leering skull hidden behind a mask of beauty and grace. For the somewhat faceless man approaching her, whom she may try to engage as a client, she is the promise of his own demise.

Rops was working at a time when poverty, addiction and also, for at least some of these women, the power to shake off the confining world of marriage and children, sent thousands of women onto the streets. Even for those women who had other ways to feed themselves, they could still find themselves supplementing their earnings by occasionally working as prostitutes; those who were settled at home could yet find their circumstances changed overnight. In an age where there was no concept of State support, there was little other option for many women, and thus the proliferation of venereal disease was inevitable where population growth, destitution and sex as commerce reigned. What Rops has represented symbolically here simply reflects the beliefs of the times – that it was the street-walkers who bore the blame for the spread of diseases like syphilis. As incorrect and unfair as we might see that now, there was definitely much to fear from these infections, and the anxiety at the heart of La Parodie Humaine was that a beautiful woman was in fact the route to illnesses which ultimately promised deformity, madness, and death.

Thomas Cooper Gotch – Death The Bride (1895)

Gotch’s Bride, painted around twenty years after Rops completed La Parodie Humaine, actually, at least ostensibly, has more in common with the radiant women of the old absinthe adverts, with her even complexion, regular features and blithe smile. As she looks directly at us, she is symbolically moving aside her bridal veil, signifying perhaps that the marriage rites are complete – but oddly her veil is jet black, and together with the dark fabric of her dress is far more reminiscent of Victorian mourning garb than a bridal outfit. Gotch’s image of Death as a beautiful young bride is one of the better-known paintings on this theme from the time for the way in which it conflates marriage with dying, Eros with Thanatos, in a way which strongly resonated with the Victorian era.

Sex at this time was synonymous with death, and not just in the way in which Rops represented above, with the implication of disease: the first task undertaken by many newly-married women in the era would be to alter their wedding-clothes into their own shrouds, so expected was a premature demise – but not necessarily through venereal illness. Complications in childbirth killed millions of women during the century; marriage and children may have been socially sanctified and codified, but married women were really no better protected against bleeding to death or dying of infections than the lowliest prostitutes. And yet, for all of this, the Victorians romanticised death in a way which has never been seen before. It was the conventional way of coming to terms with the proximity of death, and the sheer number of deaths which it was commonplace for average families to bear. A new industry of death sprang up, ranging from sentimental verse, commemorative cartes des visites, postmortem photography, memorial jewellery, funeral services and mourning clothing. The clothes which it was permissible for women in mourning to wear was dictated (at least for literate middle class women) by a series of thorough rules: if not followed correctly, these could result in social stigma. Yet, the black crepe dresses and veils were also subject to fashion, expected to show off the waist and the figure just like any other clothing. Gotch’s bride could be seen as symbolic of the way in which young brides balanced sex, or sexuality, with death.

However, her significance broadens when you consider the flowers which both surround her and adorn her. Poppies, with their association with the god Morpheus, the God of Sleep, provided a chemical agent which was the drug of choice during the Nineteenth Century: morphine, more usually rendered into opium or the alcohol-tincture laudanum, served multiple purposes, forming the bedrock of everything from from teething agents for babies to depression medication. It was also used, if not recreationally at least habitually, by millions seeking relief from the industrial drudgery or domestic boredom of their everyday lives, and it was commonplace in accidental deaths, suicides, and murder. Morphine, put simply, offered multiple ways for the people of the century to die. It was necessary, relied upon – and it was dangerous too. Coincidentally, one of the most recognisable women of the century, the Pre-Raphaelite model Lizzie Siddall, used the drug to kill herself; her lover Rossetti eulogised her in his painting Beata Beatrix, where she appears, traced posthumously from his sketches, descending into the eternal sleep, with ephemeral poppy-flowers hovering above her folded hands. To return to Gotch, surrounding his beautiful woman with flowers for whom the symbolism would be obvious to all who looked upon her renders her more of an ambiguous figure than she may at first seem to modern viewers; perhaps that gentle smile threatens harm as well as repose, perhaps that wedding outfit is as symbolic of grief as love. The Bride is in many ways the model Victorian.

Alfred Kubin – The Best Doctor (1901-02)

At the close of the century, Kubin – the ‘Austrian Goya’ – established himself as an artist by illustrating some important and oft-macabre literature of the preceding century, working on texts by Edgar Allan Poe and Fyodor Dostoevsky, to name just two. His work was eventually declared ‘degenerate’ by the Nazis (a compliment if ever there was one) at the point in history where the nascent horror genre was forced into exile, leaving Germany for the safety of the States. As well as his work as an illustrator however, he worked frenetically on works of his own imagination, of which ‘The Best Doctor’ is one.

Of all of the paintings or drawings I’ve included here, this one for me is the most genuinely horrific. A man lies, dying or dead, his hands clasped in prayer – as a female Death lowers over him, dressed in what looks like evening dress, but laughingly closing his eyes like a medic or a priest would, or even smothering him with her hand. Her stance is matter-of-fact, and her face – partially skeletal, with hanging locks of hair, is truly repellent. There’s none of the beauty of Gotch’s Bride and not even any of the artifice of Goya’s street-walker, who at least hides her true ugliness. Kubin’s depiction of Death has more in common with the ghouls and zombies we might recognise in horror today than with the other versions of same here. It could be said that Kubin is, in this respect, looking forward into the Twentieth Century.

But what of the painting’s significance? The title seems to ironically suggest that the ghastly woman can do what the best physician cannot. Yet, in closing the man’s eyes, it suggests that he is already dead. Whether Kubin is implying that all the advances in medicine are ultimately meaningless, or whether he is suggesting that the monstrous woman, in her fashionable evening clothes but with her decaying body, is perhaps emblematic of the inherent danger of women as seen by the artist, is to the best of my knowledge, unknown. There certainly seems to be some cruelty in the actions of this Lady Death which is missing in the other pieces of art, which helps to establish Kubin’s work as a disturbing one, and to my mind far more menacing than the Grim Reapers with which we’re so familiar today.

Comic Review: Sacrifice

By Comix

Aztecs were like the Vikings of the Americas; they were brutal, strong, and had a penchant for worshipping their gods through the blood of their enemies. With an empire that spread from Central Mexico to Northern Guatemala, the Aztecs were a force to be reckoned with, not only by neighboring cities but by the conquistadores who were foolish enough to step on their land. Unfortunately for the warring tribe, the Spanish eventually wiped out a large portion of the population and raided whatever was left, single-handedly destroying them. Sacrifice, by Dark Horse comics, throws a large monkey wrench into history by presenting an alternative to this well-known tale, in the form of a time-travelling boy determined to save the endangered race. A surprisingly engrossing read steeped in the past of a long gone war, Sacrifice is a must-read for fans of both history and the occult.

The comic starts with a suicidal teen named Hector, whose friend just busted him out the local crazy house after a failed attempt at his life. As they are shooting the breeze, Hector suddenly gets hit with a violent seizure and shoots off into a world hundreds of years before he was born. Finding himself in a thick jungle far from where he was, he, like, almost immediately, gets caught by a tribe of Aztecs and is taken back to their leader. The tribe starts to argue amongst themselves about what to do with Hector, but thanks to Hector’s sun-dial tattoo, he is saved from the sacrificial altar and deemed to be a new priest. Soon we find out that there is more to the Aztecs’ problems than mere squabbling, especially in respect to god worship and human sacrifice, and with Hector seemingly falling from the sky, it is up to him help resolve these matters. As he attempts to appease everyone around him while trying to find a way home, more figures come out of the woodwork; most worryingly, these include the Spanish. As their invasion draws closer, Hector does what he can to prevent the inevitable bloodshed, in so doing changing the face of history forever.

Sacrifice is one of those comics you don’t really see coming. A mix of real-life events with a touch of the bizarre, it’s a bit different from other warrior-in-little-clothing titles. While it definitely doesn’t shy away from the blood and guts of war, that is not its main focus. The comic spends a lot more time trying to explain the relationships between two of the Aztec tribes and delves deep into their religious natures and blood rites. While it’s a bit slow-burning in the beginning, it takes all of that build up and uses it as a jumping off point into a well-written story about gods, sacrifices, and the philosophy of life and death. Clashing the moral ideals of the past and present, Sacrifice paints a beautiful portrait of where civilization used to be versus who we are now and how little things have really changed. The ‘magic’ parts are fantastically done and add to an already epic tale, instead of cheapening the overall work. In short, it’s pretty wicked.

The comic is a collaborative work between writer Sam Humphries and Dalton Rose. Humphries is better known for his work on the Marvel title The Ultimates and Uncanny X-Force. He has also done some smaller works such as Fanboys Vs. Zombies and John Carter: The Gods of Mars, but he is still relatively new. The writing and dialogue here is very smooth, if not a bit slow. There were a couple of parts where I was tempted to drop the comic, but trust me, stick it out. It really pays off. The art by Dalton Rose plays perfectly with the tone of the story, combining a mix of indie comic style dipped in traditional Aztec art. It’s a very clean style that could transfer to other titles, but it really works for Sacrifice. Rose has worked with other writers on independent titles, but like Humphries, he’s also pretty new. From what I gathered, he studied at Savannah College of Art and Design and just went into comics from there. Honestly, I’m hoping to see more from this pair in upcoming years.

Sacrifice was originally self-published with the support of various artists and writers in the comic world. Dark Horse is officially going to release the collected edition in a beautiful hardcover graphic novel on August 21. This girl managed to get a sneak peek and it’s a pretty comprehensive release with sketches, alternative covers, and process notes. With a very reasonable price of twenty bucks, this is definitely worth picking up.

FrightFest 2013 Preview: Bring Me The Head Of The Machine Gun Woman (2012)

By Tristan Bishop

Grindhouse. It seems to be becoming as reviled a term in horror/cult circles as ‘found footage’. Much has been written on the co-opting of the term from the original meaning (24 hour theatres showing everything from second-run commercial releases to kung fu to XXX films) to the current usage to denote 70s (or 70s-styled) gritty exploitation pictures. It’s fairly strange that a film generally perceived to have been a commercial failure (Tarantino and Rodriguez’s Grindhouse) should have kicked off such a massive wave of cash-ins, from low budget thrillers using fake emulsion scratches for that ‘projected 2376 times in a smoke-filled room’ feel, to the re-releasing of old sci-fi, horror etc. films on DVD under the banner of ‘Grindhouse Collections’. As a lifelong fan of (especially 70s) exploitation cinema, it feels like a mixed blessing – yes, there have been a glut of re-releases of films I am interested in, but there have also been far too many low budget films jumping on the bandwagon, and a bad film without the benefit of historical context is unfortunately just a bad film.

I was a fan of the aforementioned Grindhouse – or more specifically, the two separate films it was released as in the UK. Tarantino’s Death Proof was obviously made by a fanatic of the gritty 70s thriller, shot through with Ozsploitation references, razor sharp dialogue and an ineffable sense of cool, whilst Rodriguez’s Planet Terror was just plain over-the-top fun. If you’re going to make a retro exploitation pic, these show the way to do it. Unfortunately, Chilean film Bring Me The Head Of The Machine Gun Woman is the way not to do it. The rather unwieldy title makes it sound like a cross between the aforementioned Planet Terror and Sam Peckinpah’s slimeball classic Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia (incidentally one of my personal favourites), but any hopes for this being a similar classic are soon dashed.

We are introduced to Santiago, a young DJ and gamer who works at a club frequented by the gangster Che Sausage (sadly this is as funny as the film gets). One evening, whilst using the club bathroom, he overhears Mr Sausage plotting to kill The Machine Gun Woman, one of the near-super-powered hitpersons that seem to populate the city. When he is discovered in the cubicle, the gangsters are all set to snuff Santiago’s candle for having heard too much. In a desperate attempt to save his own life, Santiago states that he will track down and deliver the Machine Gun Woman himself, which Sausage, rather surprisingly, agrees to.

The film then plays out in the style of a computer game – Obviously Grand Theft Auto, with ‘new missions’ flashing up on the screen, and ‘mission completed’ or ‘mission failed’ messages appearing as Santiago’s adventures continue, as well as other stylistic touches such as all car journeys being filmed from the driving perspective of the GTA games, and characters having ‘bounties’ appear over their heads. Whilst this might work if used sparingly (and indeed did raise a knowing smile on first appearance), it soon becomes tiresome, and every time it repeats it brings the viewer out of the film a little more. Not that there is much film to come out of – The entire proceedings seem flat, obvious and repetitive, and, despite a little violence, never quite get down and dirty enough to deserve the grindhouse tag. The Machine Gun Woman herself, played by Chilean TV star Fernanda Urrejola, cuts an impressive enough figure in what amounts to leather underwear, but she belongs in a Rodriguez film, and, stripped of said director’s talent for bullet ballet, she’s merely a badass in search of better material. The film is just over 70 minutes long, but, sad to say, drags so badly it feels twice the length.

I’m ashamed to say I haven’t yet seen the previous films from the director, Ernesto Diaz Espinoza, namely Kiltro (2006) and Mirageman (2007) – although their combination of social realism and all-out action sound like a sure thing. Unfortunately, after the combination of Machine Gun Woman and his damp-squib entry in ABCs Of Death (2012) I think I might be looking elsewhere for my adrenaline fix.

FrightFest Preview: The Dyatlov Pass Incident (2013)

By Stephanie Scaife

Yawn… yup, you’ve guessed it, here we have yet another straight to DVD found footage horror film. This alone should be good enough reason to avoid The Dyatlov Pass Incident (or Devil’s Pass, as it is now known) but for my sins, I’ve sat through it and can confirm that there are in fact many reasons you may want to give it a miss. There may be a sense of curiosity given that it’s directed by Renny Harlin (Die Hard 2, Cliffhanger, Deep Blue Sea etc.) and after the pleasant surprise of Barry Levinson’s The Bay last year it may, for a fleeting second, have seemed like there was still some steam left in this tiresome and tedious sub-genre. But don’t be fooled, this is strictly by the numbers stuff.

Perhaps the most intriguing and also frustrating thing about this film is the fact that it’s based around a real life incident that in itself is pretty fascinating. In 1959, nine experienced hikers mysteriously died on a ski trek trip in the Ural Mountains of Russia. Despite evidence that the hikers had left their tents barefoot in freezing conditions and had been found dead (two with fractured skulls, two with broken ribs and one even missing her tongue) there were no signs of any struggle. Authorities determined, tantalisingly, that this had been due to “a compelling natural force”. Needless to say the story has sparked much interest over the years and spawned various conspiracy theories. You’d think that such a story would lend itself well to being adapted into a film, but Harlin seems to have decided not to opt for just one conspiracy theory, but ALL OF THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES. There’s talk of the USS Eldridge and the Philadelphia Experiment, secret underground nuclear testing, time travel, aliens, yetis and more! The original story with all its ambiguities is actually pretty creepy, so it’s a real shame that the film really isn’t, at all. It’s also painfully familiar and similarities to The Blair Witch Project are almost embarrassing in their frequency, more so than almost any other found footage film I’ve had the misfortune to see.

As for the plot, The Dyatlov Pass Incident is about five college students, Holly (Holly Goss) a psychology major, and Jensen (Matt Stokoe) a documentary filmmaker who along with some fellow students enlisted due to their supposed mountain climbing expertise embark on a trip to retrace the steps of the original lost hikers in a bid to solve the mystery surrounding their deaths. They’re each supposed to be all-American co-eds but the cast is made up primarily of little known British TV actors, who at times struggle with the accents, but do their best with what little they’re given. The film for the most part looks pretty good, due to being filmed on location in Russi,a and it foregoes shaky handheld footage (for the first two thirds of the film at least) with the fact that the characters are filmmakers at least partially explaining why everything is so well shot. One of my main issues with the film, however, was how indistinguishable the characters were and how little I cared about what they were doing, why they were doing it and what ultimately happened to them. Especially towards the end of the film, when things take a turn for the worse and there’s a lot of screeching, running around, bad CGI and nauseating hand-held camerawork. The ending itself resulted in an audible groan from myself and from various other audience members, so I’m assuming it was supposed to be a twist, but by that point frankly I just didn’t care.

Admittedly this really isn’t my sort of thing so it could be that I’m being overly harsh as many of the other reviews I’ve seen haven’t been quite so scathing, but I found this film to be contrived, entirely un-scary and ultimately pretty forgettable.

The Dyatlov Pass Incident is screening at FrightFest on 23 August and is released on DVD and Blu-ray by Anchor Bay UK on 26 August.

DVD Review: Nowhere (1997)

By Keri O’Shea

I always fucking hated Beverly Hills 90210 with an absolute passion. As imports from the US go, it’s right up there with Ruby Wax and the school prom: a tedious, aspirational display of not-very-much being enacted by people who were far too old to be hanging around a school anyway. So, you can imagine how far my heart sank when I received the press release for Gregg Araki’s movie Nowhere, and found it gleefully described as ‘a Beverly Hills 90210 episode on acid’. Oh. dear. As Nowhere is also part of a trilogy, I should probably offer another mea culpa here, by saying that I haven’t seen the two other films – in fact, this was my first experience of an Araki film altogether. This may explain some of my enmity towards Nowhere. I accept that. The rest of it can be explained by the fact that this is just a terrible film.

Plot doesn’t seem to figure all that highly here, and nor does characterisation, but here – essentially – is what happens. ‘Dark’ (now how’s that for a nickname you chose for yourself?) is a teenage boy going through a totally bogus existential crisis whereby it doesn’t seem like anyone, anywhere will ever truly love him for himself. He ponders this crisis when he’s not drawling witticisms, participating in slow-mo masturbation or indulging in his other favourite hobby, video editing. He adores his sorta girlfriend Mel, but she’s forever hooking up with megabitch Lucifer (and again, make up your own nickname dear?) and then, everyone they know seems to be in the throes of various dysfunctional, check-box kinky relationships and flirtations with drugs. This is the order of the day as they all rock up to a party one Friday night and head for even more weirdness along the way…

In the interests of balance, and to try to be as positive as I can, I’ll get on and talk about the things I liked about the film. Well, it certainly boasts an interesting, distinguished cast, many of whom went on to do great work. We have James Duval, Heather Graham, Mena Suvari, Christina Applegate, Rachel True, and in cameo roles, Traci Lords, Rose McGowan and Shannen Doherty. You can’t deny, that’s a hell of a roll call. In terms of how the film was shot (as opposed to why, ahem), I liked lots of aspects of the cinematography. Coming at this film from the perspective of someone who usually reviews new films which often have identical, washed-out colour palates, it was refreshing to see such a bright, bold film, peopled with bright, bold people; 90s sub-cultures definitely had more variety to them, and that’s reflected here. Lots of the sets are superb, interesting to look at, and benefit by the interesting use of lighting, whilst a lot of the songs on the soundtrack showcased the best of the sleazy alt-rock of the decade.

As I’ve said elsewhere, though, a film is not a painting. A film can look good, but if that’s all it can do, then it’s not enough – and Nowhere, ultimately, smacked of hedonism as imagined by someone who really doesn’t get out that much. Adding the correct jumble of drug and sex references and making a party the crux of the plot? I felt embarrassed and drained, by the end. The script, overblown but not so overblown that I could laugh at it or with it, is peppered with silly names, sillier insults and comes delivered by a horde of doe-eyed bulimics and unbelievable junkies. The inclusion of a rape scene felt like yet another cynical decision, the about-face fantastical elements which crept in towards the end of the film failed to add anything in the way of depth or exposition, and – well – all I could think of during Nowhere how much I now want to re-watch Fire Walk With Me to cleanse my palate.

Sure, it could just be that I don’t ‘get it’. That’s fine. I can live with that. My main sentiment, though, by the time the credits rolled was that Nowhere perfectly illustrates the problem with aspiring to surrealism. Here’s a truism: films which aspire to surrealism almost invariably suck. To come back to Fire Walk With Me, that’s a film which seems to naturally embody the thrill of the weird in the course of its storytelling and, as with all David Lynch movies which I’ve seen, it works very well indeed. Surrealism should be a pleasing side-effect, not a guiding principle, and if you try too hard to be weird, you’ll probably wind up being weak. Oh well, if you’re an Araki fan, you might be pleased to know that this upcoming DVD re-release will feature an audio commentary by the man himself, as well as by stars James Duval, Rachel True and Jordan Ladd. Meh.

Nowhere will be released by Second Sight on 26th August 2013.