Celluloid Screams 2014 Review: Spring (2014)


By Keri O’Shea

A couple of years ago, I saw the first horror feature penned and directed by Aaron Moorhead and Justin Benson. This film was Resolution – a film which easily made it into my favourite films of that year, though to tell the truth, I lost touch with what the directors had been doing since. It was a surprise and a pleasure, then, to find out that their new movie, Spring, was on the Celluloid Screams 2014 bill, and it was just as much of a surprise and a pleasure to see what Moorhead & Benson have achieved with this, their second feature – a film which has forged in a completely new direction from their earlier work, but which retains the acerbic, well-pitched humour alongside all the monstrous goings-on.

We meet Evan (Lou Taylor Pucci) as a young man on the brink of a complete meltdown. Upon losing his mother to cancer, he seeks questionable solace in the company of his ever-stoned friend Tommy (yep, that’s Jeremy Gardner from The Battery) and a succession of bottles, bar-fights and bad decisions. Something’s got to give, so Evan decides that to get away from his demons, he’ll just hop on the first flight to Europe and see where he ends up. Where he ends up, at first at least, is doing more of the same, only swapping American beer for European lager and hanging out with two British wasters (in what has to be one of the finest and most well-observed depictions of well-meaning but dickheaded Brits abroad ever committed to film). A visit to the coast, however, changes things.

When he spots a beautiful young woman in the town square (Nadia Hilker) and opts not to follow his new friends off to Holland, he decides to stay put, at least for a little while. And, as per the rules of romance, the more dismissive this woman is, the more interested he gets, taking a job in the area as a farm-help and doing his damnest to convince her to go out with him. Eventually, the mystery woman – Louise – accepts, but she makes it clear that it’ll all be on her terms and that she has no intention of getting too close. However, it seems like there’s more to this than just a lady playing coy. Her behaviour goes from cold to baffling to downright incomprehensible. Just what is her deal? I hope I won’t be accused of spoilers, if I say that it’s not any of the tired tropes you might be expecting.

This is, to my mind, the crowning strength of Spring. Less-ambitious or assured filmmakers would probably play it safe, putting a neat spin on, say, a vampire story, and leaving it at that – not least considering that this is only a second feature, not a fifth or sixth. What Moorhead & Benson decide to do instead is to create a mythos all of their own, and they have a lot of fun taking us through it. Sure, you may be able to spot a nod to an existing idea here or there, including one scene which reminded me a lot of a key scene in a certain 80s art-house horror (which I won’t name, as that would definitely spoil things) but Spring is very much out there on its own. A word which is thrown around a lot when describing horror is ‘Lovecraftian’, in the same way that ‘Lynchian’ is short-hand for ‘a bit weird’, and similarly, in the case of Spring I’ve heard ‘Lovecraftian’ used. Whilst it has some uses beyond the most obvious, as Spring is definitely a film of unnameables and unknowables, ‘Lovecraftian’ doesn’t quite cut it either. Hell, I’m tying myself up in knots here trying to talk about the film without giving it away; the short version is that Spring gives us something interesting, original and – rarest of all – unique. For that, it deserves a lot of credit. Something else which is very striking about Spring is its location; shot in Apulia, Southern Italy, the setting is more than just a pretty face. For all of the stunning photography, with lots of wide-angle shots and aerial work, Italy winds up being linked in to the plot in a very engaging manner. It also allows a pleasing set of contrasts, between the bright daylight and warm sun, and the more nefarious goings-on behind closed doors or in other tucked-away spaces. I always like this when it’s done well, and here it’s done very nicely indeed. Here, we have a beautiful place which is harbouring something which is both inextricably linked to, and yet worlds apart from it.

No ‘difficult second film’, Spring achieves a great deal: it’s many things, amongst which it’s a reflection on romantic love (talk about it never running smooth), selfhood and the human condition – all spelled out with originality and vigour, sharp dialogue and well-realised humour. As if that wasn’t enough, it lands us with an ambiguous ending, not quite allowing us a positive resolution. Nothing is as it seems in the world of this film, and we’re shown this in style throughout.

DVD Review: The Spanish Chainsaw Massacre (2013)

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By Keri O’Shea

Judging by the (albeit limited) filmography currently attributed to Manolito Motosierra, cannibalism seems to be his theme of choice. There’s his first film, Corpse Grinders 3, for one; I’m sticking my neck out here, but I’m guessing that the ‘somewhat peculiar family’ of 2012’s Jodidos Kabrones may be up to the same tricks, though I haven’t seen it; then – finally – there’s The Spanish Chainsaw Massacre, or to give it its less-likely-to-be-picked-up-by-gullible-Anglophone-viewer title, Carnívoros. Two, probably three passes at the theme of cannibalism, then – so why isn’t the man getting good at it by now?

chainsawThe plot of The Spanish Chainsaw Massacre, such as it is, is oh-so familiar. We start with a trope-tastic bloodied woman fleeing through a forest, just prior to discovering the person who was definitely chasing her is magically in front of her and about to wallop her. Which the assailant duly does, though the film is quick to show its hand by then having the leering goon graphically smash her head in with a rock. So much for that. We then head back to suburbia and meet a rock band called The Metal Cocks (yep) who it seems are about to head on tour. Could it be that our bristling caricatures could be about to drive their van through the exact same stretch of woodland, and encounter the exact same leering goon – not to mention a townful of leering goons – who are hellbent on eating them?

In a word, yes. There, I’ve saved you the bother of sitting through forty-five minutes of this not-quite-a-short, not-quite-a-feature. The band get a flat, the band end up in a small town on a saint’s day, the band end up on the menu via a series of fart jokes and penis torture scenes, to give credit where credit’s due, quite unprecedented in cinema. There’s lots of swearing, helpfully pidgin-translated in the subtitles (we don’t want to miss any of these pearlers, after all) some women in merkins (nothing shrieks comedy gold like evident pubes) and the film is punctuated by flabby man-arse throughout. It’s all probably hi-larious, if you’re easily pleased, and generally I am, but I have just realised just how much I have limits.

Apart from laughing uproariously at his own gags, I’m not quite sure what Motosierra was aiming to do here – but if I had to make a guess, I’d say the film seems to owe a heck of a lot to Troma at its absolute worst. It’s almost anathema to say as much in horror circles, and Troma have eked out a few good movies in their extensive history, true, but let’s be frank: without the brand and the almost religious duty felt by many to say they love everything Troma has ever cranked out, a lot of their movies are just fucking dreadful, and whilst the ethos behind making your own damn movie may be admirable, the lion’s share of the output categorically isn’t. This is an epiphany I had a few years ago, and now I can hardly believe I ever didn’t see it. Therefore, when I see a film so painstakingly applying the Troma model, whether by accident or, more usually, by design (endless fart jokes, gurning, crass SFX, ache-inducing levels of cartoonish self-awareness) then a little part of me dies. Somehow, there’s something profoundly depressing about people trying so very hard to be funny.

In the interests of balance, I should try to say something positive about The Spanish Chainsaw Massacre. So, erm, the village where it’s set is very nice. Also, they remember to put in a chainsaw just before the end credits, just pre-empting what was going to be my final complaint of the review. Otherwise, this is like being stuck in a dreadful circus, complete with a random limb-flailing clown which has nothing to do with anything. The film at least seems to acknowledge its circus-like qualities with the Big Top style end credits and music, but one knowing wink isn’t going to justify this much wank. I’d give this a miss if I were you.

The Spanish Chainsaw Massacre is available now from 88 Films.

Film Review: Seed 2 aka Blood Valley – Seed’s Revenge (2014)

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By Tristan Bishop

OK, It’s a fair cop, I admit it – I rather enjoyed Seed (2007). I watched it when I was in the mood for something nasty and nihilistic and boy did it deliver. Yes, it wasn’t the classiest slasher film ever made, but it easily stands as one of the most grim and brutal – and the fact that it was directed by the legendary Uwe Boll and didn’t completely stink probably made me appreciate it all the more. Now, seven years later, a sequel appears, this time merely produced by Boll, as writing and directing have been taken over by young German Marcel Walz, who, despite still being in his twenties, appears to have already completed several features, such as Le Petite Mort (2009).

seedposterThe story here is basically a very simple one indeed – four women are on a hen weekend/road trip. When the girls discuss their route home, Christine (Natalie Scheetz), the bride-to-be, is very reluctant to take a certain way back through the desert, but her girlfriends decide it will be a more ‘scenic’ route and convince her otherwise. Turns out that’s a pretty bad idea, would you believe. First of all they encounter a creepy hitch-hiker who, whilst they originally deem him to be ‘cute’, turns out to have an unhealthy interest in the German girl (Annika Strauss). Soon after they are rid of him, they encounter a stranded female cop (Manoush – just the one name) who also appears to be German (although no-one remarks on her heavy accent being unusual) and who insists that two of the girls accompany her into town whilst two stay at their van. Of course she’s leading them into a trap for Seed, and soon enough the girls are being mangled beyond all recognition.

It feels like a massive spoiler to write the above, but truth be told, it isn’t. This is because the film takes the remarkably wrong-headed step of showing the scenes out of sequence a la Pulp Fiction. Of course, this is an entirely valid thing to do if, say, you’re as good a writer as Tarantino and can actually achieve narrative intrigue by doing this. But Walz is not as good a writer as Tarantino – in fact, it turns out he’s not even as good a writer as Uwe Boll – and therefore the effect of the scene displacement is twofold – a) it spoilers any tension the film might have conceivably mounted, and b) it’s just bloody confusing for the first thirty minutes or so.

My theory is that the film was put together this way so it would open the way it does – Seed inserting a revolver into the vagina of one of the girls for an unpleasantly long amount of time before finally pulling the trigger and then, er, licking the gun. It’s tasteless, shocking, and, unfortunately, the only scene of note in the entire film. Walz was obviously fully aware of this, because the scene gets repeated again in its entirety later on!

There isn’t a great deal to enjoy here – the four girls act to a decent standard, but the supporting characters are uniformly terrible, the cinematography is passable yet the entire film is overly bright and off-putting (I had to turn the colour down) whilst the script goes from downright clunky to utterly baffling. By the end I couldn’t quite work out the relationship between Seed and the other characters (despite them supposedly all being related in some way), and the film tries for some religious imagery and apocalyptic wittering which just ends up limp. There is some fairly OTT gore on display but unfortunately it ends up being too little and too late, which is really not what I was expecting after the nastiness of the original.

The film ends up coming off as a very low budget version of the Hills Have Eyes remake more than it does a sequel to Seed, and in fact the retitling of the UK release (The on-screen title is merely Seed 2), along with the godawful artwork, seems to back this up. In fact, our very own Nia didn’t even realise this was a sequel to Seed at all (and she knows a bit about marketing). In a way this is doing a favour to whatever fans of the original are out there, as this is not the film they would have wanted. In fact, save for people who REALLY like seeing girls in denim cut-offs get murdered, I can’t really see that this is a film anyone would have wanted.

Seed 2 or indeed Blood Valley: Seed’s Revenge is available now via Phase 4 Films.

Interview: Exquisite Terror Magazine’s Naila Scargill

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Interview by Keri O’Shea

A few months back, I reviewed the most recent edition of Exquisite Terror – a nicely ambitious print magazine which successfully sustains a whole-‘zine ethos and approach, all whilst showcasing a range of intriguing, studied horror journalism. It’s a style which stands out against many other print projects out there, but the fact that we are seeing a slow-burn renaissance of print media in such a range of styles is noteworthy enough on its own. That was good enough for me. I wanted to know more. So I recently nabbed Exquisite Terror’s editor Naila for a chat about her career, her aspirations and how she sees the current state of play in the horror scene.

BAH: Firstly, for those not in the know, Naila – what’s your background as a writer, and how did you come to be editing your own magazine?

exquisite1contentsIt’s a pretty mixed background… I fell into publishing after feeling too shy to take a role in a William Hellfire film, which is something I still think about now and then; life would probably be pretty different—sleazier, for one!—had I gone with it. The chap who cast me asked me to come back to do a bit of modelling and presenting for an indie publisher. I was doing maths at university at the time, and had every intention of an academic career, but I was really into this company’s product—cult film and general counterculture—and it turned out I was pretty good at editorial. Besides, indie publishing is hard to resist; I just love the ethos. I flirted with TV production and film distribution for a while, then had a proper job as a news analyst for a few years, but the corporate bullshit that came with being part of the FT wasn’t something I enjoyed, so I kept an eye out for more fun things to do on the side, ending up with a couple of magazines.

Exquisite Terror came about after a big horror title I was assistant editor for went under. I’d met some great people there and a couple suggested to me that I do something of my own, and they come with me. I’d always intended to do my own thing at some point, so then seemed as good a time as any.

BAH: Audio tapes, vinyl records…print ‘zines. A exquisite2contentslot of these old media seem to be making a comeback. Why do you think that is?

Audio tapes, cassettes? I didn’t know that! Well, digital is an attention sponge; you put on a computer, you have all these windows open, and your eye is always partly on your email or whatever. It’s soulless and detracts from the experience. Also, people who really feel something from the art in their lives want and need something more tangible; I think it’s far more involving psychologically to have something you can touch. That’s my entirely unqualified opinion. Collectors like to be able to look at their stuff in front of them and show it off, too.

BAH: What’s your take on how hard it is to make a living from writing these days? Is this something that you foresee will change?

Well, I’m sure it was never easy, but these days, it’s crazy. The only change I can see is that it’ll just get tougher, especially in film journalism. It’s much harder to stand out as a good writer now; everyone’s jostling for space, everyone has a blog, and everyone thinks they know what they’re talking about. If you do get yourself some work, even the bigger titles are paying a couple of bands down from original going rates, just because they can now; there’s a hundred other people who’ll take your place. Also, publishing as an industry has always been one of the toughest even at the best of times, and we all know it’s suffering now.

exquisite3contentsBAH: It’s become pretty commonplace to blame all the ills of the writer on the internet, and there is certainly an argument to be made for that – but, as someone who juggles a print magazine with an online presence, what do you consider the good points about the internet, particularly from the point of view of your particular interests in horror cinema and culture? Are we sometimes too negative?

Definitely. As far as Exquisite Terror goes, if I didn’t have a website, nobody would know about it, as it’s too niche for mainstream distribution. I wouldn’t be able to make the worldwide sales that I do if people couldn’t stumble across it. Recently the Internet helped me find The Shuttered Room, which blew me away when I was a kid, but I didn’t know the title; nobody knew what I was talking about when I described the few details I could remember. I was thrilled when I found it! Also, when I first started getting into film proper, I used the Internet to research different cuts, and to explore world cinema. We can search for what we want without waiting for someone to tell us about it—obviously that goes for everything, but for people who have a passionate interest in genre, it can make you giddy to stumble across a film you’ve never heard of that looks amazing. Genre fans enjoy the community, too, so being able to get online and connect with people who are into the same stuff when people around you may not be is important. You can feel a bit isolated when people think you’re a bit of a weirdo for your interests sometimes.

BAH:This is a very open-ended question, but one I really want to ask: has being female had an impact on your career, in your opinion?

Well, it was obvious from the beginning that some men loathe being edited by a woman, but an overall impact on my career, I don’t think so. This may be because I’ve chosen the indie route, where most people have a lot of respect for each other as we all work so hard. There’s been a few times when people have tried to go over my head, where I’m sure, had I been male, this wouldn’t have happened. Obviously that’s pretty infuriating, but I’d get the last laugh when they just got sent straight back to me anyway. The only time I’ve felt disrespected professionally was with a comics publisher I left earlier this year, who didn’t respect my experience or opinion at all, even though I was the most qualified. I’m pretty sure I’d have been taken more seriously as a man. It left a bad taste in my mouth.

BAH: What’s your procedure in finding writers and exquisite4cover getting articles: do you pitch to your writers, or do you go with the flow of what’s offered to you?

The core team are from the horror title I mentioned earlier. I commission almost everything, as I’m mindful of a natural flow to each issue, but I’m open to ideas as well, and almost everything the guys suggest doing I’ll tend to go with, as they understand what Exquisite Terror is all about and really know their stuff. People approach fairly regularly, but the majority of them pitch stuff that’s already been done, or don’t have a style that fits. Now and then somebody great will show up though, for instance Jon Towlson, who wrote Subversive Horror Cinema. He came to me with a lovely piece on The Exorcist for the third issue, and he’s given me something on Michael Reeves for the next as well. But mostly I enjoy directing it, as I see this as an extension of myself.

BAH: Finally – what’s next for Exquisite Terror? And what are your ambitions for the publication?

I have a lot of ideas, but I prefer to keep my cards close to my chest for now. It’s going to become more specialised and therefore more niche; for instance I’ve got a law lecturer on board now to add a twist to things, and I’ll keep throwing in different angles from qualified people. People want bigger and so do I, but that’s easier said than done when I’m so picky about writers. It’ll happen, just slowly but surely. It probably sounds bad to say I’ve no ambition for it as such, but there’s no real game plan; this is partly for fun, and partly to watch myself grow as an editor. What I can say that Exquisite Terror will definitely not ever do is be dictated to by PR people…

To find out more about Exquisite Terror, including ordering information, pay a visit to the website.

DVD Review: Bad Milo (2013)

By Keri O’Shea

Modern life can be hard, can’t it? Oh, I’m not knocking the unprecedented lifespans, the technological marvels or the tremendous ease and comfort we enjoy generally these days, but everything comes with a price, and it seems the price we pay is being mercilessly fucking hounded into the ground by a never-ending list of petty obligations. We’ve all got shit to do, people: shit to do for our bosses, shit to sort out at work, shit to arrange at home. It gets tedious and relentless, and when your life is being micro-managed by a host of people and forces beyond your control that intrude into your life on every level – pinging you as you (try to) sleep, even – then this can take a toll on your well-being. When you’re staring at your phone at 5am on an almost daily basis, or staring with incredulity at someone at your place of work who earns a clear £20,000 a year more than you seemingly simply for failing upwards in a suit, then, well – isn’t life a pain in the ass?

miloBad Milo takes this ‘pain in the ass’ expression and allows it to blossom into its most illogical conclusion (I was going to say ‘and runs with it’ – which won’t be the first time I’ll be stopping myself from using too many puns in this review). This film is after all essentially the apotheosis of the fart joke, a way of making us laugh whilst also, somehow, putting across something recognisable and modern. For who, without that whole colon goblin thing, doesn’t feel at least some sympathy for poor old Duncan and his woes?

Yes. There is a colon goblin. Or demon, if you prefer. Milo defies much description.

Duncan (Ken Marino) has issues, see; he has a slimy, incompetent boss who continually obstructs him from just getting on with his day; he has an intrusive mother who in turn has an over-sharing toyboy; he has a wife who wants a baby, regardless of all the above. Not surprisingly, Duncan suffers from Poor Stress Management. This charming modern plague can do a lot to you (and let me sing you the song of my people) – pummel your solar plexus, make you sweat, hyperventilate, repetitively list problems, fail to sleep normally…or, best of all, fuck with your digestive system. Duncan has this. His doctor suspects that he has polyps, but also recommends that he sort out the root cause of all of this by seeing a therapist.

Duncan protests, ineffectually of course, and ends up going to see someone (played with relish by The Big Lebowski’s Peter Stormare) who recommends a short course of hypnotherapy. Duncan goes with it – a colleague has just been offed by a ‘rabid raccoon’, so he has much on his mind – but the thing is, the session brings out something more than just some common-or-garden abandonment issues…

‘Milo’ is a small, mysterious demonic critter who lives in Duncan’s bottom – emerging only to dispatch all of the people who are giving him such grief (hence the dispatch of the co-worker, which had nothing to do with raccoons). Now, finding that he can’t get rid of Milo, Duncan must learn to live with him – and curb his worst behaviour, or else it might wind up with just the two of them.

In many ways I’m struggling with this review as, having said as much as I’ve said above, I feel like I’ve said most of the things I need. Still, I could add that Bad Milo is at the very least, an original piece of work, even while it might not change your life or teaching you something profound about the human condition (though that’s not to say it is without heart). Saying that, it does manage a lot of laughs, mainly via how it builds up the series of ludicrous situations in which Duncan finds himself; I have to say I laughed more at much of the set-up than the ‘big reveal’, as a lot of the early characterisation of Duncan is such a fun blend of preposterous and possible – with actor Ken Marino looking suitably perplexed and hacked off throughout, as you would do. This was a film which played at a few festivals last year – including Abertoir 2013 (where it was reviewed by Tristan) and it’s definitely easy to see how it would have gone down a storm with festival crowds. It has the cartoonish tone, quick pace and jovial music which wouldn’t demand too much from an audience who were very likely hungover and/or sleep-deprived by the time they saw it.

Milo himself is an appealing-looking example of creature FX, which clearly has lots in common with the 80s heyday of ‘mean little critter’ movies. He’s like a perfect blend of Gizmo and Gremlin in a lot of ways, all babyish lingo and doe eyes, when not tearing into people with a row of razor-sharp teeth, that is. There’s also a clear nod to Ghoulies in at least one toilet-related scene. You probably know the scene I mean. Still, where Bad Milo strikes out in its own – apart from Milo’s des res – is how it tries, it its own crazy way, to personify modern stress. You can’t do other than empathise with Duncan in many situations he finds himself in, and whilst the end of the film was at first starting to grind my gears with a bit too too much sentimentality creeping in, it evened out in the end (albeit by providing a rather ambiguous ending, considering what we know by the end of this story. Can we really say it was a happy one?)

Still, minor gripe notwithstanding, I liked Bad Milo a lot. It has charm and originality, being a zany creature feature which merges its comedy with something more telling, never just abandoning one approach to opt for the other.

Bad Milo will be released by Sony Pictures on 20th October 2014.

Blu-Ray Review: Shivers (1975)


By Keri O’Shea

“Even dying is an act of eroticism.”

The name ‘Cronenberg’ may be synonymous with a particular brand of warped body horror these days, but it wasn’t always so. Still, those of us familiar with his work now will have a fair idea of what to expect; one can only imagine what effect a film like Shivers had on its first audiences. His first commercial feature, Shivers is a demented piece of work. By turns innovative and outlandish, it must have been a challenging proposition for the first to see it – and actually, it’s retained a fair amount of that impact now, as at last it gets a Blu-ray release from the good folk at Arrow.

We start out at the prestigious Starliner Apartments, located on their own private island just outside Montreal. This des-res is the height of sophistication, and reserved for the great and the good (not to mention the obscenely fucking rich). However, for all of its mod cons, it seems that there’s something weird going on. In one of a number of scenes which would just plain never get the go-ahead these days, we’re soon shown an older man breaking into one of the apartments, and attacking a young, school-uniform clad girl – whose bizarre attempts to flirt him out of his murderous rage are just the tip of the iceberg. This being Cronenberg, it quickly gets weirder; why is the man so keen on taping up the girl’s mouth? Just what is he looking for?

It appears that this girl – Annabelle – is especially popular with the men of Starliner Tower, so she’s soon missed by one of them, Nick (the deeply eerie Allan Kolman). Nick seems to have issues of his own, possibly relative to whatever-it-was that the man was looking for in Annabelle. He’s spending a lot of time heaving and spitting up blood. He seems cold, distant, and distinctly unaffected by his frequently-weeping wife Janine. What we can guess, though, is that whatever Annabelle had seems to be spreading…

The film is well-known as a creature feature unlike any other, but it plays its cards close to its chest for quite a while, generating an escalating sense of paranoia which works nicely alongside the eventual batshit insane reveal of just what is going on. The tension comes on slowly, with some odd behaviour here, a trickle of blood there, which is more effective and involving than a gorefest would be: even at this early stage in his career, Cronenberg clearly knew that patience was a virtue. You don’t immediately think of Shivers as a subtle film, but yet it is, for a good proportion of the time. Of course, things don’t stay this quiet, and as it ramps up, it manages to stamp all over a series of taboos as it layers unsettling scene upon unsettling scene, as the people of the apartment block begin to act in a very strange way. To our delicate modern sensibilities, a lot of the sequences involving children might seem particularly troubling. Still, the whole rationale for the strange behaviour of the Starliner residents is a headfuck on many levels – not an extra-terrestrial onslaught, which the safe money would probably be on, but something else altogether.

At the heart of the film of course is sex, only here transfigured into something pretty ghastly and repellent. The research which created the critters (sex slugs?) may have been broadly benevolent in its aims, but the resulting parasitism is hardly love’s young dream. Sex is represented as something which spreads contagion, it’s associated with mind control and these sex slugs care not a jot for informed consent. That all said, it’s a film in which we don’t actually see any sex at all. It just lurks on the periphery as something to fear, and this is compounded by the fact that a lot of the residents (Lynn Lowry and Barbara Steele very much notwithstanding) are mesmerisingly unappealing to look at.

The acting on offer is generally very good, with Kolman to my mind an unsung hero of the horror genre; his blank expression and demeanour have stuck in my mind for years and he makes for a very effective boogeyman. Shivers seems like an odd proposition for Barbara Steele, and she has a very small role here, but it works somehow. Never mind some tatty plot threads; you can suspend your disbelief to just enjoy the ride.

A strange beast from a distinctive director and one which has had notable influence on the films which followed it, Shivers is a real original and I’ll always have a soft spot for it. As for the package itself, well, it feels for all the world like I’m cutting and pasting here as I say it every time, but this is another superb release from Arrow; it looks and sounds fantastic (those 70s interiors really pop off the screen thanks to the quality of this transfer) plus it has a host of extras – including Parasite Memories, a diverting documentary all about the making of the film. You can also enjoy a gallery and the film’s original trailer.

Shivers will be released by Arrow Video on 13th October 2014.

The Lost Weekend of Adolf Hitler and Other Stories: Alexander Sokurov’s Moloch and The Sun

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By Guest Contributor Helen Creighton

They say you should never, ever meet your heroes, whoever ‘they’ are. They are likely right, for a host of reasons – the risk of gushing and embarrassing yourself for life and the unpleasant shattering of a pleasantly-sustaining personal fantasy when said hero turns out to be a bit of a knob amongst them. But villains or those commonly considered so? We project our fantasies – of power, of repositories of near-supernatural evil, of guilt and blame – on them as well. Should we, conversely, meet our century’s villains as purely human subjects, hoping to gain if not sympathy, an understanding of their all too human pathology? This is an approach the Russian auteur Alexander Sokurov has taken in two films from his ‘tetrology of power’ – Adolf Hitler and the Emperor Hirohito of Japan.

Moloch – tellingly named for the ancient Semitic idol who demanded the sacrifice of his people’s children by fire – is Alexander Sokurov’s highly idiosyncratic vision of what might be called the lost weekend of Adolf Hitler. It concerns his retreat to the Bavarian mountains for some rest and relaxation with his inner circle (“Not a word of politics at the table! No Eastern Front!” commands Martin Boorman, neatly setting out the parameters of the film) sometime during 1942, just before the idea of assured German victory had began to permanently unravel. Highly unorthodox for films that deal biographically with recent historical figures, Sokurov prefers to imagine the action (or lack thereof) behind or beyond the obvious great historical moments. Historical documents, in this case Henry Picker’s transcripts of Hitler’s private conversations (indeed Picker is depicted in Moloch, constantly scribbling in a notepad) and Albert Speer’s prison diaries, simply serve as a jumping off point for a more impressionistic, difficult work than your average, straightforward biopic.

The film opens to the stirring, doom-laden strains of Wagner’s Siegfried’s Funeral March, ultimately fading in on the imposing, mist-drenched stone battlements of a reimagined Eagle’s Nest. Just as quickly as he invokes the aloof, grandiose aesthetic of National Socialism, Sokurov deconstructs it with depiction of human frivolities amid the Olympian splendour. A naked Eva Braun amuses herself by strolling atop the battlements. Fully aware she’s being observed by the guards below (she offers them a friendly wave), she begins a series of dancer’s stretches and poses, her inane laughter echoing across the landscape, mingling uneasily with the sounds of munitions. Soon after, she amuses herself by rifling through Hitler’s record collection and putting her feet up on a conference table strewn with remnants of Hitler’s failed artistic career, wiling away the minutes before her beloved ‘Adi’ arrives. So begins Moloch, a strange, unsettling, satirical, occasionally surrealistic and grimly humanizing portrayal of the central figure of the Third Reich.

Later, we are privy to more of the weekend distractions of Hitler, Eva, their companions the Goebbels and Hitler’s private secretary Martin Bormann. There is an excruciating dinner at which Hitler plays the dour, militant vegetarian (“Who wants some corpse tea?”), and the showing of a newsreel which leads to possibly the weirdest and most bleakly satirical moment of the film as a suddenly bemused Hitler wonders what is this ‘Auschwitz’ that everyone’s talking about and is assured that it’s nothing, just the gossip of women. Each guest competes to offer sycophantic attention to their host whilst bickering bitterly amongst themselves whenever his back is turned. Bormann especially draws ire (Magda Goebbels asserts that he smells bad), the petty rivalries and jealousies recalling not only the well-documented distaste of many of Hitler’s inner circle for each other, but also foreshadowing the Nuremberg hearings at which senior Reich members squabbled like schoolchildren over who should be forced to sit next to weird kid Rudolf Hess.

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Then there is the mountaintop picnic which teeters into the surreal as Hitler excuses himself from the jollity to squat and shit in a corner while his immaculately-clad Schutzstaffel watch in amazement through gun sights, then ascending to the crags above to piss and pose heroically, as if in some grotesque perversion of German Romantic artist Caspar David Friedrich’s aloof figure in the painting ‘Wanderer Above The Sea of Fog’. German art and its relationship with Nazism is an ever-present, unspoken reference in Moloch – Eva’s dance at the roof of the world recalls Triumph of the Will director and then-actress Leni Riefenstahl’s erotic dance to the sea in Arnold Fanck’s 1926 German silent classic ‘The Holy Mountain’, while the the Eagle’s Nest, floating in a sea of mist, bears a certain similarity to Arnold Bocklin’s cemetery painting Isle of the Dead. The elevator entrance to the Eagle’s Nest in its symmetry resembles nothing so much as the glowing, gaping mouth of the ‘Moloch’ machine the workers sacrifice themselves to in Fritz Lang’s Metropolis. Misty, German romantic landscapes abound, juxtaposed with strange, sinister radio crackles and the distant sound of explosions and gunfire. Figures gather around Hitler in poses that suggest the work of Rembrandt, collected by senior Reich members and co-opted into their ideology when trying to get the Dutch on side post-occupation. Everything is shot though a kind of fog, a soft-focus combined with desaturated colour palette that lends a distinct, weird 40s patina to the frame.

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Hitler himself, once deprived of an audience, reveals his pathology as a paranoid hypochondriac, huddling beneath a sheet and complaining dramatically about his fear of cancer to an increasingly impatient and contrarian Eva Braun, who in her vigorous health, vitality, appetite for fun and her need for intimacy seems to represent normalcy in this crowd of psychological grotesques. Hitler seemingly fears death but seems enlivened by the idea of dealing it – in one scene to a deserter, despite the pleas of an intervening priest. He eventually admits to wishing to defeat death itself, at which point a wraith-like Eva pitifully tries to convince him this isn’t possible, to no avail.

Moloch is a slow, complex and oddly uneasy film where nothing really happens apart from iconic figures who have long assumed godlike mantles in public acting like petty, stupid, weird and self-interested human beings in private (like some kind of 1940s celeb-infused reality TV) and I suspect that’s the point Alexander Sokurov – a disciple of Andrei Tarkovsky (Stalker, Solaris) and a director who complains of modern audiences ‘requiring everything to be explained to them’ is trying to make. Human urges and struggles entwined with the toxicity of politics and access to unrestrained power may result in the kind of overreaching that ultimately ends in greatness… or moral collapse. Moloch is ultimately philosopher Hannah Arendt’s Eichmann-trial coined phrase ‘the banality of evil’ as oblique, soft-focused art film.

Sokurov’s 2004 feature ‘The Sun’ is perhaps Moloch in reverse, dealing not with a man who has clawed his way to godhood, but rather one who has had godhood thrust upon him – the Emperor Hirohito, regarded by his people as a living god, descended from the Japanese sun goddess Ameratsu, here holed up in a beautifully appointed room in the otherwise brutalist concrete bunker beneath the Imperial Compound in Tokyo. The film takes as its starting point the historical fact of Hirohito’s capitulation to the American forces under General Douglas MacArthur in 1945 and his renunciation of his divinity to a shocked nation. There’s commonality aplenty with Moloch – the stark interiors, the slowness of pace, the desaturated palette, the strange grainy old-school patina that is apparently derived from transfer of digital footage to film stock, and the ominous, doom-laden rumblings of Wagner across the soundtrack, but it offers a much more directly emotionally affecting experience than that satire-infused work that holds its characters at arm’s length.

Hirohito the living god lives a highly circumscribed life, bound by a hierachy and etiquette so strict that even his wife must request an audience to speak with him and where his servants do so much for him that even opening a door on his own proves a difficult task. In stark opposition to Moloch’s central figure, he’s a quiet, sensitive and fairly affable figure, given to deep introspection and remorse and burdened with obvious physical frailties – he twitches and gurns, mouthing words long before he speaks them. He’s thoroughly Japanese and just as thoroughly royal, as sequestered from the modern world as it’s possible to be, yet keeps busts of Charles Darwin and Napoleon on his desk, along with a photo album of Hollywood movie idols and screen goddesses – Humphrey Bogart, Charlie Chaplin and Marlene Dietrich amongst them – the march of progress having penetrated even this old god’s inner sanctum.

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While death is a constant reference throughout Moloch, the recurring motif in The Sun is evolution. Hirohito revels in his personal scientific study of marine life even as Japan burns. Even his fever dreams are tinged with this concern – the film’s sole surrealistic, perhaps Salvador Dali-esque moment is an extended sequence where fish, morphed into sinister flying machines, firebomb Tokyo. While the Emperor Napoleon is soon carefully retired to a drawer after the surrender, Darwin remains an inspiration and a reference point throughout the negotiation. There’s a scene where after his first uneasy meeting with a brusque General MacArthur, fraught with cultural misunderstandings and disagreements over the nature of war crimes, he pores frantically over this album, his family album and pictures of his former ally Adolf Hitler in turn, as if each photoset suggests a path – tradition, modernity… or death. He eventually appears at an American-arranged photo conference, with odd little Chaplin-esque mannerisms. He tips his hat and theatrically smells a rose, appalling the Japanese-American translator who believes in his divinity. He’s a smash hit with the foreign press. It’s a manipulation, a performance … but not entirely. He’s as vulnerable, deprived of his cloistered habitat with its deferential servants as the hermit crab he studies during his marine biology sessions is outside its protective shell. He is desperately trying to adapt himself and by default, his nation to their occupiers.

At a later meeting, MacArthur manufactures a reason to leave the room, leaving Hirohito alone. He spies on him, and discovers a man who dances giddily to Bach and takes delight in snuffing out an array candles like a child at a birthday party. From his hiding place, MacArthur smiles for the first time – humanity has won the day. All these moments are pure fiction – there are no transcripts of MacArthur’s meetings with the Emperor of Japan. However, the message is clear – in Sokurov’s historical imaginarium, rigidity is death. Hirohito’s delicate negotiation of power requires adapatation of both self and culture in order for his nation to survive and rise from the ashes.

Film Review: Dracula Untold (2014)

By Keri O’Shea

The Dracula story continues to be a source of inspiration for filmmakers, although to what degree they incorporate Bram Stoker’s novel into the resulting film has always been a sticking point, with many now either not bothering whatsoever or going off on such a wild tangent that old Bram himself wouldn’t recognise his character. Dracula Untold does something a bit different altogether, seemingly with the lofty aim of melding both the vampire myth of Stoker’s Dracula with the historical story of real-life voivod Vlad Tepes; the results are, as you might expect, a little ‘busy’, but there’s bugger all wrong with having a bit of ambition – and undeniably, if you’re willing to check your brain at the door, this is a really fun film in the spirit of that love-it-or-loathe-it epic Van Helsing.

The film begins by recounting Prince Vlad’s early years: given to the conquering Turks as a token of affiliation and peace by his father, the ruler of Transylvania, young Vlad is raised in the Sultan’s court, spending his boyhood alongside the soon-to-be Sultan Mehmet II. So far, so reasonably historically accurate. Vlad is then released as an adult, and permitted to rule over his lands permitted he pays a large tribute to the sultan every year. From here on in, any mention of the real Vlad’s atrocities are skirted over in order to paint our cinematic Vlad (played by valleys boy Luke Evans) as a doting husband and father. He’s also a good prince, though: when he finds a Turkish helmet sans owner near his castle, he assumes that his great foes are up to no good again, so he sets off with a couple of companions to scout around, see if he can find the Turkish army which surely must be encamped nearby.

Instead, him and his men find some sort of hideous entity in a cave, a bloodthirsty creature (Charles Dance) which dispatches Vlad’s men and narrowly misses getting him, too. Yet, when the Turks arrive for their tribute and in addition demand a thousand Transylvanian boys to join the sultan’s forces, Vlad decides to revisit whatever-it-is that is hiding in his lands. After all, he knows it can kill Turks, and that’s just what he’ll need now that he has refused the sultan’s request…

Not a bad idea really, is it? In terms of drawing together Vlad Tepes and Count Dracula, it has to be said that this is a likeable yarn with a fair few ideas. Throughout, the film felt to me like a graphic novel; the way in which it takes a classic story, develops a high-action back story and then lets it play out in spectacular style would be just as much at home on illustrated pages as in a film. Of course, the downside to this is that some people could get frustrated with the way that it nearly does the Vlad epic that’s surely waiting to be made and also nearly makes a solid monster movie; I’ve already drawn a comparison with Van Helsing, but to say more I’d say it has similar issues, it too can feel like it’s being dragged in a lot of different directions. Personally, in both films I could just forget about this and go with it. Here, you’ll see Charles Dance looking superb as a truly abhorrent, ghoulish bloodsucker, you’ll ponder Evans’ abdominal muscles and decide he has been designed by a benevolent God with the use of a set square, you’ll see a man routinely exploding into an army of bats which must be made of lead, and you can play ‘spot the scene’, identifying every bit of the film they’ve more or less lifted from either Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula, Interview with the Vampire, Game of Thrones or The Crow, all of which you can find. Oh, and lest we forget, Mehmet II is played here by what looks like a preening car salesman, replete with goatee. What’s the fucking problem?

Still, in terms of scale, this is a nice piece of work, very easy on the eye: the CGI is well-handled and there are nice touches throughout, with the vast Turkish army looking particularly impressive. They also add in – briefly, mind – a forest of the impaled, something which we know did go on and which looks all the more devastating because of this. Evans gets a challenging task in terms of being expected to play a family man as well as a warlord, and he does reasonably well – although there’s something about him which means he’s not the epic lead man he ought to be; he doesn’t quite have the charisma, which is a shame. Charles Dance is great mind you, albeit in a bit-part role, and the rest of the supporting cast all manage to be engaging enough.

Judging by the (rather tacked on) ending, the intention is to make Dracula Untold the first part of a franchise it seems. Given the success of the comic adaptations of recent years, perhaps horror is going to attempt to follow suit? The thought certainly doesn’t bother me; big-budget monster movies are always good fun, so perhaps we’re ready for it now in a way which we weren’t when Van Helsing first came out. Dracula Untold has a diverting blend of big bucks and appealing ideas, and all told, it’s a good Friday night movie. Sometimes that’s all you want.

Editorial: Does Horror Spit On Your Equal Rights?

By Keri O’Shea

As horror has become (somewhat) more seriously considered and appreciated within wider culture in the past fifteen years or so, more and more people have taken it upon themselves to look in closer detail at the make-up of horror. Just who populates the stories that make up the genre? How are the main players characterised? And, in a small but growing community within academia, and elsewhere – just how representative is horror?

From various quarters, horror’s quotas have been found woefully lacking – or, even when there is a proportionate number of, say, women in a narrative, what happens to them has found itself endlessly debated too. We’re probably all at least tangentially aware of the Women in Horror movement, which seeks to champion one gender’s achievements over another’s for a period of time to achieve those most nebulous and yet credible of modern aims, ‘awareness’ and ‘recognition’. And yet, the buck doesn’t stop here. From within the WIH movement, other voices have emerged. These follow a very logical current, given the stream of consciousness they’re in; if we accept that women are marginalised, then what about Women of Colo(u)r? And there are sub-divisions within this – what about Latinas? Indians? Maoris? Do they enjoy visibility, and if not, what the hell is wrong with this picture?

There are yet further layers of inadequate representation. In a post on the Day of the Woman blog this year, we learned that the following females might have reason to be displeased also. This group is trans-women, and pardon me if I cut and paste this, as with apologies I speak limited Tumblrese:

“…all non-cisgender gender identities including: transgender, transsexual, transvestite, genderqueer, genderfluid, non-binary, genderfuck, genderless, agender, non-gendered, third gender, two-spirit, bigender, and trans man and trans woman.”

Phew. You’d have hard work to get that on a student union teeshirt. However, my issue isn’t particularly with all of that terminology. Nor do I have a problem if people feel or decide that they don’t want to espouse or belong to conventional genders – whatever, it’s not my business, but what I do take issue with is that, somehow, having self-identified as ‘non-binary’ or what-have-you, they (or their online champions, and make no mistake, these exist) then begin to find fault with a fantasy genre which they feel owes them proportionate and sympathetic representation (and there’s that word again). People seem to feel better when it turns out they figure they have it worse. A lot of the thinking behind this clamour baffles me.

I’ll reiterate. Horror is fantasy. At its most fantastical, it routinely shows us ghosts, aliens, monsters and demons; even when it is of the ‘inspired by real events’ persuasion, its killers and stalkers are routinely omnipotent and omniscient. In any incarnation, it is a fictionalised world filled with threat, nastiness – and baddies, of every stripe. It has no obligation to inspire us or to show us heroic versions of ourselves, however we might self-identify; in the broadest possible terms, horror gives us the superhuman, or the very worst of humanity blown up to cartoonish proportions. You might find yourself rooting for the Final Girl, and god knows we’ve heard enough about that in recent years, but that’s all part of the fantasy too I’m afraid. It seems bizarre, even pigheaded to criticise a genre where people routinely come back from the dead for its lack of positive role models. Might you not look elsewhere for them? There are other film genres, and other art forms, which are highly motivated by social realism. Perhaps they could already provide you with the invented characters you seek to aspire to, rather than horror being found lacking. Modern horror is by no means perfect. We say so all the time here. But it is not, and has no obligation to be a perfect, idealised reflection of modern Western culture (and I’m sorry, my inherent cisgender hetero-white privilege probably forbids me from commenting on other hemispheres). If anything, horror will always do the opposite. It will always blow up our anxieties to nightmarish proportions, and make us confront them – even laugh at them.

It’s not just current horror which gets chastised, though. The plague which haunts modern academia and by eventual extension, popular culture is the urge to judge the narratives of the past by our current mores. Every year without fail, for example, someone discovers that horror genius H P Lovecraft held some frightfully beyond-the-pale opinions about other races – and they disown him, because they cannot get their heads around the fact that he existed in another time and place, and as such held views which were far more acceptable there and then. Even Tom and Jerry cartoons now have to come with a warning, because otherwise we might assume that Amazon are tacitly racist due to the fact that they sell a cartoon made upwards of seventy years ago. A cartoon, which comes complete with all of the overblown stereotypes of its own time (as well as a talking dog and a cat with opposable thumbs…) Judging the past by our own values is as pointless as it is stupid. One day, you can rest assured that the generations of the future will judge our values and concerns, no doubt finding them confusing and concerning too. It also displays extreme arrogance, the arrogance which assumes human development is a straight line moving from the Dark Ages to an enlightened future, and just needs a hardcore of dedicated individuals online to tidy up a few aspects of social justice. Fat chance, and looking squarely at the past to do this is to undertake the noble task of shooting fish in a barrel.

In her article ‘Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Trans* Woman? On Horror and Transfemininity’, writer Mey comments on the fact that trans* people have a rough time of it in horror cinema. Whilst she says that she loves horror movies and finds them cathartic, she nonetheless takes issue with the way in which trans* people in particular are demonised in the genre (presumably having no truck with the demonisation of anyone else, or at least not so much). Some of the examples she gives are from psychic ghost story movie (!) Insidious Chapter 2, the characterisation of Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs, a film made nearly twenty-five years ago, and Sleepaway Camp, made over thirty years ago.

Whilst I think the relative age and sub-genres of the films are relevant to a degree, I’m surprised in this case – and everywhere I see it – that my fellow horror viewers are perfectly happy to watch any manner of horrific fantasy on their screens, just as long as it doesn’t infringe on their own particular terrain of self-identification in any way unpalatable to them, whatever that terrain happens to be. Of course, saying as much runs the risk of bringing down a tsunami of outrage and indignation, usually involving a game of Privilege Top Trumps, or in other words, the modern means of devaluing anything you might have to say due to something out of your personal control. The point still stands.

Look, Buffalo Bill is no more representative of transgendered people than he is of residents of Virginia or of dog owners (and let’s not forget the fact that Thomas Harris expressly says in the novel that Buffalo Bill is NOT transgender at all – a fact which ardent horror fan Mey overlooks, out of ignorance or convenience). He is an overblown and grotesque figure, a murderer and tormenter, belonging to a made-up world (although arguably based on the very real figure of Ed Gein, who did skin women). Where is the merit in looking back in time and bewailing the absence of positive role models? Placing obligations upon the past is a dead-end street. It also smacks of an inability to watch films for entertainment, of a very modern preoccupation with fairness in fantasy, of watching beady-eyed for any negative representation of anyone currently deemed appropriately marginal (then complaining about it).

Will this idealised perfect world where every group in modern society can champion a positive role model in horror lead to better films? Hardly. Much of horror’s power is in its cruelty – to everyone present in its story. Many of the best horror films ever made have been bold enough to circumvent a neat, happy Hollywood ending; you’re meant to feel challenged, meant to feel shocked. Furthermore, many of these classic, brilliant films came from a milieu which didn’t share our predilection for outraged anxiety and were probably made by straight white males, ugh. If we are going to go down this path of demanding positive and proportionate representation though, must all our villains eventually follow suit? Can we hate and fear anyone, or will this be in some way traceable to some invented misfortune in their invented past which should make us nod and understand their woes, or ask that we make other considerations? Look at the array of dysfunctional families, low socioeconomic backgrounds, abusive relationships and mental health concerns which have dogged our antagonists in horror. Should we not bewail this unfairness too? And how is the new wave of proportionality to be ensured, assessed and maintained? That last bit isn’t a rhetorical question, by the way. I’m genuinely mystified as to who will ensure everyone has the champion they seem to want. ‘Better’ is a term infrequently agreed on. ‘More’, likewise.

With such a mindset, one which is held by a hubbub of voices in modern culture, we could be in danger of losing the pleasure of immersion in the sorts of imaginative, daring and downright scary fiction which horror can bestow. The drip-drip-drip of dialogue about privilege has so far brought little to the genre, in my opinion. An endless footnote of unease, distracting the eye from the way in which horror has always been overblown and discomfiting, and should remain so. If you have an eye on quotas, though, perhaps we can agree that at the most basic level it’s the behaviour of the person which should matter, not their gender, race, weight, sexuality or anything else. In such case, it’s not Buffalo Bill’s transgendered state, but his actions in hacking up women which makes him scary; ditto for every monster, human or non-human, since horror cinema was born, when it comes down to it – and we can probably find a monster in every form down through the years. When it comes to social anxieties, horror will reflect some – sure, of course it will. But it needn’t be the source of new ones.

To come back to the distinction between real life and imagined, as well as my point about human development not in fact being an unalterable straight line towards progress; there are many very real, very terrifying infringements upon all of our lives out there right now, and as such, the determination to police the horror genre for a wealth of axes to grind which we are genuinely privileged to be able to do seems dangerously more than petty. Horror is fundamentally born of escapism, not realism, and if your chief concern is with the latter then by all means, deal with the real. You may find that’s more scary these days than anything horror can throw at you.

Blu-ray Review: Blacula – The Complete Collection

By Keri O’Shea

I’ve always thought that the title Blacula is a bit of a shame. Sure, so far as the filmmakers were concerned it made for a nicely blatant sell, and you can hardly accuse them of false advertising, but to my mind it has the hokey sort of feel to it that immediately encourages you to lump the film in with a number of other titles which have very little to do with it in terms of style or content. If people bought this because of the pun and thought it meant pure comedy, then chances are they’d be a little disappointed – because what we have here is a surprisingly refreshing entrant into the vampire movie genre, one which (whispers it) is more successful than the tail-end of the Hammer output around, ooh I don’t know, also around 1972 for instance…

We pick up the film’s plot in 1780, at Castle Dracula. The Count has esteemed guests from the continent of Africa, one Prince Mamuwalde (William Marshall) and his wife, Luva. Mamuwalde, during his first visit to Europe, wants the assistance of this noble to help him in his mission to suppress the slave trade; well, Dracula proves himself to be a tad unreconstructed, and not exactly amenable to Mamuwalde’s cause. Not only does he reject it out of hand, but he decides he’d quite like to enslave the African royals himself – though the slavery he chooses is of a long tenure for the prince, whom Dracula punishes for his audacity by condemning him to become a vampire before locking him into a coffin – where he predicts the hunger for blood will send him mad. Luva is entombed alongside him to die a natural death. Some welcome, huh.

We move forward nearly two hundred years, and Dracula seems to be long-gone. The castle is by now being being cleared of its furniture by two anachronistically camp antiques dealers who of course decide they want to take a peek into the coffin they’ve just requisitioned. Mamuwalde awakes, finds himself loose in LA, and soon the mysterious casualties are piling up. He’s far from an indiscriminate killer, however, and when he spies what to him looks like the reincarnation of his long-lost wife, he does everything he can to be with her – setting them both on a precarious path.

This is a film which, in keeping with the puntastic title, starts life as a bit tonally odd in places. The familiar vampire legend at the beginning of the film cedes into an improbably funky animated opening credit sequence, and as per films which come under either the sizeable umbrella of blaxploitation or even a fair amount of 70s movies in general, there are a few protracted club scenes. However, it’s not all about the novelty value and Blacula settles into being a reasonably effective, at-times deftly inspired horror film. It doesn’t just play for laughs, and despite there being plenty going on in terms of social commentary, it’s a lot more subtle than you might expect from a film called ‘Blacula’.

Key to this effectiveness is the star performance by William Marshall, a superb actor who plays this role absolutely in earnest (and to do anything else would have killed the film outright). As we learn from the extras, it was Marshall’s suggestion that his character should be an African prince: invoking the ghost of the slave trade could have been a dicey move in terms of plot development, but in Marshall’s hands it has just enough credence to work as a reason for Mamuwalde being in Europe and meeting up with that reactionary old bloodsucker. Marshall does a very good job of balancing the legacy of the traditional vampire (with a stature and a sonorous voice which is more than a match for Christopher Lee, all told) with the demands of a contemporary setting and modern cast: his encounter with the shrill and outraged Juanita, who nearly runs him over in her cab, is a moment of pure movie gold, and he works the charm convincingly throughout the film too, making for an effective romantic lead in his scenes with his reincarnated love Tina (Vonita McGee). Make-up notwithstanding, because daubing him up to look like more of a classic werewolf than a vampire seems an odd choice, Mamuwalde is an interesting vampire. He’s a contested figure, one who can easily sustain our interest throughout.

As I say, it would be a real shame if anyone either back in ’72 or now bought this expecting a zany, overblown horror comedy. Yes, there are a few moments of humour, but really speaking Blacula is a well-paced film which brings something new and refreshing to a genre which, even forty years ago, found itself being in serious need of an overhaul. Solid performances, entertaining writing and engaging ideas make this a very worthwhile film. Oh, and, as alluded to in the extras, wouldn’t it do anyone good to think that a young Francis Ford Coppola took the idea for a vampire seeking his reincarnated lost love from Blacula? It was probably Dark Shadows, sure, but I mean, come on…

Probably the only thing which partly derails the equally-watchable sequel Scream Blacula Scream! is that, in essentials, it’s the same plot as before, and despite the presence of the indomitable Pam Grier in the film (as a voodoo priestess, no less) you find yourself noticing more of the similarities between the films than the differences. This is a tad unfair, as in may respects the later film has even more potential to be innovative, kicking off with an ingenious voodoo cult overthrow plot which sees the unscrupulous Willis Daniels (Richard Lawson) trying to cement his position as cult leader by hexing his rival Lisa (Grier). Unfortunately for Willis, the bones he uses in his blood ritual are Mamuwalde’s remains, and this brings him back from the grave again. After this, to a degree it’s business as usual: Mamuwalde’s insatiable appetite leads to a host of (rather creepy) vampires coming to be, and whilst the authorities close in on Mamuwalde, he enlists Lisa’s help – though interestingly, he wants her to help him get rid of his immortality, not preserve it.

Using the voodoo angle is certainly an inspired move, and Grier proves that she is more than a match for Marshall’s talents here. One can’t help but wonder, with the greatest respect to Vonita McGee, what would have resulted had Grier been cast opposite Marshall in the first film, as she really is a superb actress, and it seems as though she would have made an excellent romantic lead. Still, here she gets to take on a nicely-nuanced role, and the supporting cast injects just the right amount of what I can only call vivacity: the newly-undead Willis bemoaning the fact that his new condition makes it impossible for him to admire his ‘threads’ in the mirror anymore is a nice touch indeed!

Although not forging ahead in the same way as the first Blacula, Scream Blacula Scream! is in its own right an engaging piece of film. Jointly, this new release of both movies on Blu-ray will make a welcome addition to the horror fan’s shelf. It’s topped off by a plethora of extras too, including both trailers, an introduction by writer Kim Newman and a 32-page booklet with rare archival material.

Blacula – the Complete Collection will be released by Eureka! Entertainment on 27th October 2014.

Blu-ray Review: Mark of the Devil (1970)

By Keri O’Shea

“There is no safety! – Anywhere!”

Like the films before and after it which have dealt with the insalubrious subject of Europe’s witch trials, 1970’s Mark of the Devil is an unremittingly grim affair – perhaps even surprisingly so, given its vintage. However, as it proudly announces its links to historical fact from its earliest scenes, we should perhaps instead wonder how it isn’t nastier still, though it came in for a rough enough time from the censors on its release as-was. For all its nastiness though, this is a film which – unlike Witchfinder General, its most obvious near neighbour – is all rather more lavish. Misery is offset by finery; the drab interiors of the torture chambers and the waiting pyres are balanced by the vividly-coloured clothes of the townspeople. This film feels like a bridge between the sumptuous old horror of Hammer and the pared-down, more visceral British horror of the new decade, though thanks to its Austrian location and pan-European cast, it is its own beast too. This interesting pedigree is just one reason why I think Mark of the Devil is a very worthy choice for a Blu-ray release, however…

The plot of the film is fairly simple, even minimal – giving the lie to the idea that it’s only the most modern audiences who have been faced with lengthy torture scenes in film. In those strange days when large numbers of men and women were executed as witches, a certain amount of due process was expected; yes, in mainland Europe (and Scotland) it was legitimate to burn someone to death, but woe betide the executioner who did it without the right bloody paperwork.

Small-town tyrant and witchfinder Albino (Reggie Nalder) is faced with the prospect of a visit by Lord Cumberland (Herbert Lom), and very little evidence to show that he has followed the legal procedures of the Church during his current witch purge, the results of which are regularly to be seen in the town square. This dereliction of duty is in many ways the least of Albino’s flaws – he’s a megalomaniac, sadist and rapist to boot – but knowing he is about to lose face in front of the more powerful man perhaps leads him to one last hurrah, during which he accuses the beautiful young serving-girl Vanessa (Olivera Vuco) of witchcraft, when she rebuffs his advances. Cumberland’s men, who have travelled to the village ahead of their mentor, intervene to protect her – and one of them, Christian (Udo Kier) begins to fall for the girl. However, when Cumberland arrives, his at-first more temperate approach soon begins to falter. It seems that there’ll be little respite for Vanessa or for anyone, and Christian finds himself doubting the good work he has been undertaking with Cumberland.

That ‘good work’ finds its way to the screen with great regularity. Sure, the film stops short of the sort of SFX we may see or expect today, though whether by implication or otherwise, people (usually young women) being stretched on the rack, or having their tongues torn out by the root – well, it’s not pleasant viewing, and as I said earlier, the filmmakers make damn sure you know this sort of torment has real-life precedence. Not for nothing did the original publicity campaign manufacture Mark of the Devil ‘barf bags’; I doubt they were ever used, but the film hinged a great deal on its grisly content, and a good deal of screen time is devoted to it. Other than that, running through the movie like a seam is the association between witch-hunting and sexuality – overtly, when old goats like Albino can’t get their way with young women and instantly want them ablaze instead, and less overtly too; the whole town is preoccupied with the notion that young witches want nothing more than to render the whole male population impotent, for instance, and many of these women die because of it. Aspersions cast on masculinity are routinely of this nature during the course of the film. Even Cumberland, who at first seems at least occasionally inclined to mercy, grows ever more wrathful when he too gets sneered at along these lines.

This brings me onto the cast, and how wonderful Lom is in his star turn here as a religious zealot. Though perhaps not quite as saturnine as Vincent Price was as Hopkins (it’s nice to think that Lom wasn’t as pissed off during filming) he brings superb gravitas to his role – an ambiguous character at first, though growing increasingly deranged. He also boasts some amazing boots, though that’s by the by. A very young Udo Kier is at hand too, new to cinema at this point, and whilst not reaching the zany heights of the Flesh For Frankenstein/Blood For Dracula and his later genre roles, enacts a watchable performance as a blue-eyed youngster coming of age in very trying circumstances, though the overdub on his own, accented voice lends a slightly weird atmosphere here. That said, the clash between a clearly Germanic location, actors and speakers overlaid with a distinctly English array of names and voices, not to mention the somehow comforting clash between period detail and 60s/70s hair & cosmetics – it’s all part of the appeal.

If the great work Arrow have done on this release wasn’t enough to sway you (this is the best-looking version of the film you are going to get, with sharp, crisp colours throughout) then the extras on offer just might. The package offers a director’s commentary; the documentary ‘Mark of the Times’ which examines the turnaround in British horror come the early 70s, ‘Hallmark of the Devil’; a documentary about the controversial Hallmark Releasing (responsible for this film’s initial distribution) and a look at the changing landscape of the film’s locations. There’s also a trailer, a gallery, and – rather charmingly, a short outtakes reel from the original shoot. Want more? Howsabout interviews with Udo Kier (melts), Michael Holm, Herbert Fux (…) Gaby Fuchs (ah, come on!) Ingeborg Schöner, and an audio interview with the late Herbert Lom.

Once again proving themselves the go-to guys for all the best cult film and horror releases, Arrow have really excelled here, and I’m not just saying that because Udo Kier. Mark of the Devil will essentially never look better nor come with such a clutch of goodies, so have at it people.

Mark of the Devil will be released by Arrow Films on 29th September 2014.