DVD Review: Future Shock! The Story of 2000AD (2015)

By Ben Bussey

We’ve had no shortage of documentaries covering the cultural shifts of the 1970s and 1980s. In the US, American Nightmare charts how horror cinema was revitalised from the late 60s onwards by the likes of George Romero, Wes Craven and Tobe Hooper, whilst Going To Pieces chronicles the slasher movie boom which came in the wake of this; in the UK meanwhile, Jake West and Marc Morris brought us the excellent Video Nasties: Moral Panic, Censorship and Videotape, and its sequel Video Nasties: Draconian Days, which relay the Great British brouhaha over the so-called nasties and the broader political ramifications of that panic. But of course, film was not the only medium to undergo changes, reflect contemporary anxieties and prompt controversy (often deliberately so) during that time period. Comic books also went through quite the transformative process, the mid-80s seeing the rise of the graphic novel with Watchmen and The Dark Knight Returns, paving the way for a new wave of mature readers-oriented comic lines which liberally piled on the tits, gore, naughty words and provocative subject matter almost to the point of self-parody in the 1990s. However, whilst plenty of the most fondly-remembered comics of this era were published in the US, a great many of them were the work of British writers and artists – and most if not all of these talented individuals had reached the top of their trade as part of a now-legendary British weekly comic whose role in the rejuvenation of the medium cannot be overlooked.

That British comic, of course, was Whizzer and Chips.

Alright, not really, it was 2000AD.

It’s actually kind of hard to believe that no one else beat director Paul Goodwin to the punch bowl on this years ago. 2000AD has long, long since been one of those iconic brands that’s instantly recognised, even by those who’ve never read it (case in point: myself). But as it turns out, Goodwin and his cohorts at Deviant Films are indeed the first to produce a feature length documentary chronicling the history and impact of what I doubt many would dispute is Britain’s most important comic. And happily, Goodwin and co have done a damn fine job of it. A documentary on comics is always going to face a significant challenge that one on movies or music doesn’t: i.e., the fact that you’re not going to have much to bring up between the talking heads except for static images. Nonetheless, through smart editing and judicious use of animated flourishes, sound effects and music, Future Shock! proves every bit as energetic and entertaining as either of Jake West’s Video Nasties films, or anything Mark Hartley’s done. It doesn’t hurt that many of the people behind 2000AD – co-creator Pat Mills in particular – are almost as outlandish and colourful as any of their creations.

Born from the ashes of an earlier controversy-baiting boy’s weekly called Action, that comic’s creator Pat Mills was charged by publisher IPC with putting together a new sci-fi title in the hopes of cashing in on the anticipated boom in the genre with Star Wars on its way to cinemas. Mills got cracking in conjunction with John Waggner, and the comic was given the name 2000AD as that sounded futuristic and, on its launch in 1977, no one imagined it would be staying in print that long. Little did they know. Mills remarks the publishers had most likely expected something nice and middle class, which isn’t quite how it turned out. Taking the anarchic, anti-establishment attitude and taste for ultra-violence which wound up getting Action banned, but filtering these through a science fiction context which distanced things from the real world just enough to get away with it, 2000AD proved an instant hit, and all through its early years would present a radically different type of comic which really challenged its readers, young and old alike, and saw among its staff many of the biggest names in comics to this day, the two most notable to be interviewed here being Grant Morrison and Neil Gaiman.

However, one rather notable absentee in Future Shock is arguably the most revered figure ever to come out of 2000AD: Alan Moore, whose breakthrough work The Ballad of Halo Jones was published in the pages of the comic – but never completed, when Moore quit over clashes with the publisher, who retained all copyright to the characters created for the comic. Still, if Moore declined to participate over concerns that the documentary might paint 2000AD as one big happy family, his fears were misplaced. All interviewees acknowledge the negative aspects of working for the comic, the draconian contracts and small-mindedness of the higher-ups being the most frequently cited problem. The creative highs and lows of the comic are also charted frankly, with misguided attempts to covet a ‘new lad’ readership in the mid-1990s proving a particular nadir. But through it all many key players remain on board, most notably Pat Mills, whose irrepressible outspokenness and penchant for profanity provide many of Future Shock!’s most striking, memorable and often piss-funny moments.

Charting the comic’s broader impact, how it influenced the US and became (much to the annoyance of Mills) a training ground for writers and artists who would go on to work for the American labels, and naturally with particular emphasis given to its best-known creation Judge Dredd, Future Shock! would seem as good a primer in 2000AD as anyone could hope for. Given my own limited knowledge of the subject, I obviously couldn’t say for sure whether or not this will tell seasoned fans much that they don’t already know, but I can say that it makes for a hugely entertaining hour and 45 minutes, and is liable to have long-time 2000AD readers digging out their old issues, whilst sending 2000AD newbies off to their nearest comic shop on the double.

Future Shock! The Story of 2000AD is out on Region 2 DVD on 7th December, from Metrodome.

Abertoir 2015 Review: Francesca (2015)

By Ben Bussey

Welcome back to Wales! In a strange kind of way it seems fitting that the horror festival of England’s bilingual neighbour should play host to the UK premiere of a movie spoken in Italian though shot by Argentinians. Okay, maybe that’s a bit tenuous, but bear with me on this. To be a horror fan means being a little bilingual in a way – or multi-cultural, at least. The genre is a real cultural melting pot; get enough real enthusiasts together and it doesn’t make the slightest bit of difference who made it or where it came from, so long as it delves into that same dark corner of the human soul, dances on those same nerve endings, tickles that same morbid funny bone. So it was that the tenth annual Abertoir presented attendees with horror movies from all over the world, old and new alike, and while I regretted that I wasn’t able to attend as much of the festival as I would have liked, a grand time was had. Francesca was the first film on the final day of the festival, and in its own way as good a representation as any of how diverse horror can be. After all, it’s not every day you see a contemporary film from Argentina which looks, sounds and feels exactly like something that was made in 1970s Italy, is it? (On which note, it was quite convenient that Abertoir screened Argento’s Profondo Rosso just two days earlier, providing a convenient frame of reference.)

Of course, the idea of an Argentinian movie recreating a 70s Italian aesthetic might not seem too radically out-of-the-ordinary if you happened to see the earlier feature from Francesca filmmakers the Onetti Brothers, 2013’s Sonno Profondo (which Keri reviewed on its release). While I haven’t actually seen the earlier film just yet, Francesca plays out pretty much exactly the way I’d imagined it would (and I’m assured by those who have seen it that it’s in very much the same spirit). The pros and cons of this no doubt hinge on how fond you happen to be of the Giallo. Historically, the subgenre has never been very close to my heart, but in more recent times I do find myself warming to it that bit more, and as such I’m happy to say that all in all I found Francesca very enjoyable – although it’s immediately obvious that this won’t be the case for everyone.

The plot, such as it is, is fairly simple. Would you believe it, there’s a murderer on the loose – and, even more unbelievably, they’ve taken to wearing a leather coat and gloves and a conveniently face-obscuring fedora. However, this isn’t your classic Giallo man in black; it’s clearly a woman, favouring red leather over black (killer heels notwithstanding), and she’s on some sort of personal vendetta killing spree. In the tradition of the best big screen killers, there’s a recurring theme to these murders, each of them in a curious way making reference to that time-honoured bedtime story Dante’s Inferno, and each of the victims in some way connected to a long-cold case; the disappearance of a little girl named Francesca, daughter of a noted literary historian, some fifteen years earlier. Do these killings indicate that Francesca has come home? Can the cops find her before it’s too late? And just how much J&B will be drunk in the process?

No, as a piece of narrative storytelling, Francesca doesn’t have a great deal to offer, nor is there much in terms of character development. But then, given how closely the Onettis adhere to the conventions of Giallo, there’s absolutely no reason to expect otherwise. Their key concern is period detail and atmosphere, and in this it’s nigh-on impossible to fault their work. We’ve seen innumerable movies since Grindhouse which have aspired to capture a ‘lost movie of the 1970s’ vibe; a few (such as Dear God No!) have come close, but the bulk of them have drowned in their own pastiche. It’s really quite remarkable how closely the Onettis recreate the giallo feel: the music, cinematography, set decoration, costume, special effects and performances all feel as though they have been directly plucked from the era, with almost nothing giving it away as a film made in 2015. And given that the Onettis appear to have covered the vast majority of the key filmmaking duties between the two of them, Francesca definitely stands testament to the wonders that can be achieved in small-scale independent filmmaking.

On a purely technical level, then, Francesca is an indisputable triumph. As to whether there’s more to appreciate than that – once again, this may hinge on how much you like Giallo. As befits the genre, the film is strangely structured, filled with gratuitous arty flourishes often bulging with excessively sexualised imagery, with twists and turns that make little sense, almost non-existent characterisation, and – despite this busyness – there remain long, dull stretches in which very little seems to happen. If you have little patience for this, it’s doubtful you’ll have much patience for Francesca.

Still, compare the work of the Onetti Brothers to that of Bruno Forzani and Helene Cattet, directorial duo behind the considerably artier and more alienating Amer and The Strange Colour of Your Body’s Tears, and there can be little question that this is the more accessible work. Yes, Francesca impresses first and foremost in a technical and aesthetic capacity, but it does also offer an agreeable plateful of cinematic weirdness which will surely prove palatable to those who love giallo, and might even wind up bringing those not quite converted to the genre (such as myself) to ponder what they’re missing. Whether it’s enough to establish the Onettis as filmmakers of a unique personal vision is debatable, but I’m not sure that was necessarily the point. Either way, Francesca is most definitely worth a watch, so should you get the chance I recommend you sit back, pour yourself a J&B (making sure the bottle’s label is visible on camera of course), and give it a chance.

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Review: The Funhouse Massacre (2015)

By Ben Bussey

There are few things so tiresome as a horror comedy which is neither funny nor scary. Alas, we seem to get rather a lot of them; and, double alas, The Funhouse Massacre is yet another title to add to that undesirable list. A well-meaning, ambitious endeavour with a very agreeable core concept, director Andy Palmer’s film clearly aims to pay affectionate homage to the glory days of the slasher whilst upping the ante with contemporary comic book stylings and a good dose of kick-ass action. However, these good intentions are scuppered through a combination of low production value, mediocre writing and direction, lifeless performances, and an over-reliance on the over-familiar.

It all starts out intriguingly enough, as a remote, top secret facility for the criminally insane run by none other than Robert Englund (well, y’know, not the man himself, he’s playing a character n’all that) takes a rare visit from a journalist. Essentially Arkham Asylum by way of Guantanamo on a microbudget, the institution houses four colourful crazies who might have stepped right out of a bottom shelf VHS tape anywhere between 1985 and 1995 – all of whom are being held without charges or trial, which Englund’s character makes clear he has no qualms about. Clearly no bleeding heart – yet he will be bleeding elsewhere soon enough, as it transpires that his visitor isn’t quite what she seems. Single-handedly staging an alarmingly easy mass break-out of what’s supposed to be a maximum security compound, she and her fellow psychos waltz on out for a special Halloween party they’ve been planning for some time at a nearby haunted funhouse attraction.

The scene thus set, we might our inevitable batch of victims-in-waiting, the staff of an old school all-American diner – most of whom look to be around thirty yet seem very teenage in their demeanour. I guess they’re meant to be college age, I dunno. Anyway, we have your standard characters – nerd, jock, nympho, immediately obvious final girl – and after closing up shop they’re all driven over to the funhouse by that other trope, comedy ethnic minority (in this case a Mexican cook), for some Halloween night entertainment. The funhouse boasts a series of rooms based around various local urban legends including a serial killing dentist, a cannibal chef, and a devilish cult leader with a gift for prompting mass suicide. But unbeknownst to the masses, every one of those legends is true – and the real killers have now taken residence in the funhouse itself.

Once again, I do like the premise of The Funhouse Massacre. The notion of real murders occurring in a Halloween attraction, where witnesses would naturally assume it was all part of the show, is a potentially very creepy one – and as I mentioned when we first ran the trailer, I’m reminded of another indie horror from earlier this year, The Scarehouse, which played on a similar conceit but largely under-emphasised the funhouse element. And, of course, there are plenty of great horror movies from years gone by which take place in a carnival or circus setting; that colourful, thrill-seeker spectacle lends itself beautifully to the genre. Unfortunately The Funhouse Massacre just doesn’t exploit that set-up effectively enough. The clearly low budget may be a factor, but every moment just feels too stagey, too stiff and by-the-numbers, with very little real atmosphere and pretty much zero tension. It also doesn’t help that we’ve seen pretty much all these psycho killer tropes done before, and better; Candice De Visser’s Dollface is a blatant clone of Harley Quinn (a debt acknowedged by her early alter ego ‘Ms Quinn’), Mars Crain’s Rocco is yet another Lucha Libre hulk, Jere Burns’ cult leader is yet another loquacious, charismatic Manson figure. Also kind of sad to see the notable Clint Howard squandered on such a non-noteworthy role.

Still, we might excuse The Funhouse Massacre for falling back on cliches if only it was executed well enough. But, again, it simply isn’t. By attempting to blend horror, comedy and action, it bites off quite a bit more than it can chew, and never proves effective enough in any capacity. The script is clearly aiming for laugh-a-minute, but it barely ever prompts more than a slight smirk, and the abundant fight scenes just feel a bit sloppy. Still, gorehounds will doubtless be pleased that the bloodshed is, so far as I could tell, all-practical, and realised by none other than the great Robert Kurtzman – although it seems profoundly unlikely this will ever be held up alongside the make-up FX icon’s best work, as once again, there’s no mistaking that it was done on the cheap.

The Funhouse Massacre arrives almost two weeks too late to be featured in our Halloween thread Trick Or Treat, but if it had I wouldn’t have hesitated to mark it a trick. As much as it might strive for cult status, it’s ultimately just another run of the mill, middle of the road indie horror that’s surely doomed to be forgotten.

The Funhouse Massacre is on limited theatrical release in the US from Friday, November 13th.

Blu-Ray Review: The Reflecting Skin (1990)

By Ben Bussey

Few things show up gaps in one’s own film knowledge more acutely than a movie you’ve never heard of dropping in your lap with a press release describing it as a ‘cult classic.’ It’s true, I was hitherto utterly unaware of writer-director Philip Ridley’s debut film, and indeed of Ridley himself and the intriguing, varied career he’s had as a writer and artist before and since. Perhaps, given my bias toward genre-based material, this ignorance needn’t be too unexpected, as The Reflecting Skin truly is one of those films which defies genre definition. Reading up on it now, I see that it is often described as a vampire movie, but this strikes me as extremely misrepresentative. Even so, it’s certainly true to say there’s more than a hint of horror movie about it, if only because of how harshly it exposes the dark side of the human condition – yet all set against a rural American landscape of often astonishing beauty, photographed in such a painterly manner as to overwhelm the audience. This juxtapostion of jaw-dropping aesthetic loveliness with displays of humanity at perhaps its ugliest combine to make The Reflecting Skin a viewing experience that is truly quite unique, and while it’s clearly not a film that everyone will appreciate, those who do are liable to completely flip their wig for it.

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Seth Dove (Jeremy Cooper) is an eight year old boy, living in a remote, unspecified region of America in the 1950s, one of the youngest members of a small, strictly religious community amidst seemingly endless wheat fields.  At a glance he’s the most harmless, sweet-natured boy you could imagine, although a jaw-dropping act of cruelty within the first five minutes leaves no doubt that he’s not as innocent as all that. Nor is his home as idyllic as it might initially appear, as he and his beleaugured father Luke (Duncan Fraser) suffer at the hands of domineering, often cruel matriarch Ruth (Sheila Moore) who seems unable to cope with the absence of their eldest son Cameron (Viggo Mortensen).

Worse yet, there seems to be a very real danger in the community when one of Seth’s friends abruptly vanishes, only to turn up dead on the Dove family’s property. This leads the somewhat tyrannical local sheriff’s department to suspect Luke Dove, owing largely to certain past indiscretions – but Seth suspects otherwise. He comes to believe the one responsible is Dolphin Blue (Lindsay Duncan), the mysterious English widow who lives nearby – and what’s more, Seth thinks Dolphin is a vampire. However, when further tragedy results in Cameron returning home from his military service, there are soon stirrings of romance between Seth’s beloved elder brother and the vamp next door.  What is a young, traumatised, almost-certain future sociopath to do?

As might be evident from that synopsis, the somewhat oblique choice of title and the distant, ethereal quality of the imagery included here, The Reflecting Skin is a somewhat unorthodox, self-consciously alienating piece of filmmaking with heavy arthouse leanings. Ridley himself describes it as a fairy tale, and although this isn’t the most immediately obvious parallel it does fit; there’s a heightened sense of unreality throughout, perhaps inevitable when it shows 1950s middle America from the perspective of a young Englishman in 1990 who’d never been to America before going to make that very film there. Neil Jordan’s The Company of Wolves seems a good point of comparison, and I have to suspect that Guillermo del Toro may have taken some inspiration from it on his own dark fairy tale movies, and yet The Reflecting Skin is very much its own beast.


It also doesn’t seem a million miles from Spielberg’s ET, given that it’s told almost exclusively from the perspective of a young boy, who naturally has only the vaguest grasp of what’s going on in the wider world around him. The Reflecting Skin, however, takes us to considerably darker places, unflinchingly presenting the mean-spirited, borderline savage behaviour of which the young are capable. None of this, however, is to imply that Seth is to be considered evil; he’s simply an under-stimulated child who has yet to learn right from wrong, or reality from imagination, hence his whole-hearted belief that Dolphin Blue is a vampire (which, although some reviews seem to suggest otherwise, the film never implies is actually the case).

All the poor boy really needs, it would seem, is a steady adult hand to offer him guidance. Herein lies his real problem, as there isn’t any such adult to be seen, and indeed most of them, notably his imbalanced parents and the brutally inhuman Sheriff (Robert Koons), seem many times more deluded and ignorant than Seth himself. The role of Christianity is not emphasised too heavily – there are no church scenes, no Bible readings, none of that obsessive Carrie’s mother stuff – yet it is made clear that this very small community takes certain Christian schools of thought very seriously indeed, particularly when it comes to the subject of sin, and this mindset informs several of the film’s most harrowing moments. Furthermore, it underlines how this literalist interpretation of religion has predisposed Seth to wholeheartedly believe what he is told – whilst, at the same time, being too young to fully process the truth of what he sees before him.


The only real sparks of love and kindness come from Duncan’s Dolphin, and Mortensen’s Cameron – yet they too are dealing with significant traumas of their own. While I do find her chosen character name a bit much, Dolphin is a magnificent character brought to life beautifully by Lindsay Duncan, whose hauntingly soft voice really brings out the underlying poetic quality of Ridley’s dialogue. While being widowed from suicide has clearly left her an extremely damaged human being – one who says things to Seth that one should never, ever say to an eight year old (resulting in many of the most darkly funny moments) – she is the one person who at least seems to make some effort to really connect with Seth on an emotional level. Mortensen’s big brother, meanwhile, is clearly well-meaning but also fighting some significant demons of his own from his work, which we come to ascertain is connected with military atomic testing; his description of children turned silver as a result of nuclear radiation would seem to be the source of the film’s title.

So just to surmise, we have A-bomb angst, suicide widowhood, fundamentalist Christian paranoia, childhood sociopathic tendencies and the suspicion of vampirism – and I haven’t even touched on paedophilia, and the thing which Seth assumes to be a fallen angel. Yes, there is a hell of a lot going on in The Reflecting Skin, and very little of it is resolved in a neat way by the somewhat sudden end, so if you prefer your films driven by coherent narrative then The Reflecting Skin almost certainly isn’t for you. However, there’s no denying that it is a film of often quite staggering visual and emotional power. The extras on the Blu-ray see Ridley and cinematographer Dick Pope discuss at length the artistic influence and perfectionism that went into the look of the film, and this definitely results in a striking film loaded – or possibly overloaded – with symbolism. It may get a bit much, and it most definitely will come off as far too ostentatious for some tastes, yet it also really stays with you. Again, there’s no doubt that many viewers will be entirely put off by the film’s alienating nature, but it’s easy to see how this is a film which might obsess some viewers, with every scene if not every frame crying out to be analysed.

Should you be so inclined as to fall under The Reflecting Skin’s spell, then this Blu-ray from Soda Pictures is without doubt the copy to do it. I’m not the biggest Blu-ray fan in the world, generally finding the sound and picture upgrade from DVD to be pretty negligible, but it is emphasised in the extras that the 2K remaster on this new edition is the best the film has looked since its release. The disc also works well as a Philip Ridley primer (as, indeed, it was for me), giving a fair overview of his broad career, from artist to playwright to musician to children’s author: on which road, filmmaker would only seem to have been a minor detour, Ridley having only directed two more movies in 1995’s The Passion of Darkly Noon and 2010’s Heartless. Seems to have been a recurring problem for visionary young directors coming out of Britain around the turn of the 1990s, to rise quickly but burn out even quicker: see also Clive Barker and Richard Stanley. Still, there’s something to be said for passing up a long, prolific career in favour of producing a smaller body of work of genuine power and individuality, and Philip Ridley’s The Reflecting Skin seems as good an example of this is any other.

The Reflecting Skin is available on limited edition (2000 copies) Steel Book Blu-ray on 30th November, from Soda Pictures. Pre-order here.

Halloween Special Review: The Hunger (1983)

By Ben Bussey

Halloween tends to be a time when the older, more established horror movies we often roundly label as ‘the classics’ get picked up, dusted off and sent on the rounds.  It was no doubt with this in mind that our friends at PR company Fetch Publicity got in touch with us with a proposal from Warner Bros Home Entertainment to revisit a horror title from the studio’s DVD back catalogue as a Halloween special feature. This, naturally, posed quite the quandary. Warners have given us (and/or own the rights to, in many instances via their ownership of New Line Cinema) a number of the best known horror titles of all time: The Exorcist, The Shining, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Poltergeist, The Lost Boys, Beetlejuice, Interview with the Vampire, plus more recent hits like The Conjuring, Annabelle, Oculus and of course this generation’s Halloween classic Trick ‘r Treat. (And no, before anyone asks, The Devils was not among the titles offered to us.)

Perusing the long list, I pondered long and hard over which to choose. So many esteemed and iconic titles, and a fair few indisputable classics. But piling further praise on films that don’t really need the attention isn’t really our bag at BAH. I doubt I can say much about The Exorcist or The Shining that hasn’t been said innumerable times already. Better, surely, to revisit a comparatively lesser-known film that perhaps doesn’t get the attention it deserves. And so it was that my pick from the Warner Bros DVD catalogue (though an MGM production, the rights presumably sold due to that studio’s well-publicised financial difficulties) is the 1983 feature debut of director Tony Scott, and one of the most unusual vampire movies of that decade – The Hunger.

the-hunger-1983This is one of those films I vividly recall sitting up to watch on late night TV aged 12 or so, when my love of horror was really taking hold. Up to that point my experience with vampires on film was primarily Dracula (the Christopher Lee and Duncan Regehr versions) and The Lost Boys. Blood, fangs, stakes through the heart: all very crash-bang-wallop, and easily digested by my young mind. However, having also recently seen Hammer’s Twins of Evil (an enduring personal favourite) and caught clips on TV from Bram Stoker’s Dracula which had opened in cinemas to huge publicity that year, I was slowly getting some some vague grasp of the erotic overtones of vampires.

Obviously, at that age my sense of what constituted cinematic eroticism was somewhat limited; generally, I just thought it meant you got see some tits. And lo and behold, there are indeed tits within the first five minutes of The Hunger as the enigmatic and alluring David Bowie and Catherine Deneuve take a couple of new wave punks back to their fancy pad for something other than coffee. However, as these seduction scenes are juxtaposed with Bauhaus performing their eerie Goth classic Bela Lugosi’s Dead, with sudden jarring cuts both in the visual and the audio, images of screaming monkeys, and then the inevitable gruesome bloodletting as the vampires let rip not with fangs but daggers hidden inside their ankh necklaces, it’s fair to say my young self was left with what I believe is generally referred to as a confused boner. The spectacle is arousing, unnerving and bewildering – and, although it seems hard to fathom why, it all works.

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Revisiting The Hunger now, it doesn’t seem quite so willfully obtuse as it once did. Once we get past the arty flourishes, it’s actually a pretty straightforward story (based on a Whitley Strieber novel, which I should point out I’ve never read). Deneuve’s Miriam is a master (mistress?) vampire of unspecified age, potentially upwards of a thousand years old, whilst Bowie’s John is her most recent companion in vampirism, converted a couple of centuries back in a time of powdered wigs. However, it seems the notion of vampirism as literal immortality doesn’t quite ring true in this world, as out of nowhere John suddenly starts ageing rapidly, with even fresh blood proving useless to stop it. We soon learn John is not the first of Miriam’s lovers to suffer this fate, and in search of a solution they become fixated on a brilliant young doctor, Sarah Roberts (Susan Sarandon), who is leading ground-breaking research into life extension. However, once she and Sarah meet, it becomes apparent that it isn’t simply her medical expertise that Miriam is interested in – and rather than finding John’s salvation, she may instead have found his replacement.

The Hunger, along with such others as Paul Schrader’s remake of Cat People, embodies a distinct breed of erotic horror which I’m not sure managed to endure beyond the early 80s: highly stylised, oozing with overt sexuality and moments of genuinely quite shocking gore, but also with a curiously intellectual bent. Most crucial, however – and the key reason it largely went over my head on first viewing – is that it’s genuinely adult horror, tackling very grown-up concerns about mortality, sexuality and relationships. More than once John reiterates Miriam’s early promise that the two of them would be together forever, literally forever and ever – but ultimately they both know that can simply never be, even for vampires (a word which, not for nothing, is never used in the film). That anxiety over the knowledge that, one way or another, eventually one partner must leave the other behind is something that anyone who’s ever been in a long-term relationship will be acutely aware of.

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It’s not hard to read The Hunger as a midlife crisis film – in which case, it’s rather refreshing to see that it’s the woman who opts to abandon her no-longer desirable other half in favour of a pretty young lady. And looking at Sarandon here, you really can’t blame her. Equally, who could possibly blame Sarandon’s Sarah for wanting to get with Catherine bloody Deneuve? Okay, so lesbian vampires may have long since been a massive cliche, but The Hunger presents us with one of the most well-realised displays of undead sapphic desire, with as much emphasis placed on the emotional states of the characters as well as the actual, physical act of lady love. Still, it’s hard not to giggle just a little at the love scene played out to The Flower Duet from Lakmé, given that very same piece has since been used to sort-of similar effect in the now-legendary sexy mermaid sequence of Piranha 3D.

However, in the midst of all this raunchiness, there’s still no forgetting that The Hunger is indeed a horror film. The bloodletting scenes, as previously stated, are genuinely quite startling, and the finale in which Miriam’s romantic history literally comes back to haunt her is a masterclass in cinematic Grand Guignol which leaves one somewhat regretful that the late Tony Scott never made another movie in the genre (indeed, it’s very hard indeed to compute that Scott’s next directorial effort after this was Top Gun). Most happily, The Hunger also gives us some of the best ageing effects ever. As we’ve seen in many films to this day, filmmakers often struggle to convincingly age actors on screen, but the work here from Dick Smith and Carl Fullerton – given the rather nice screen credit of ‘make-up illusions’  – is tremendously effective, and one can imagine that the eternal chameleon Bowie must have been enthralled at seeing himself go through several stages of degeneration.

No, The Hunger isn’t necessarily the best film to put on in the background for shits and giggles at a Halloween party, but if you’re after something that bit more cerebral and a whole lot more unique in its atmosphere, then it most definitely makes for some good midnight hour viewing. Watch, be hypnotised – and prepare to have Bela Lugosi’s Dead on earworm for days.

Book Review: Dead Leaves by Andrew David Barker

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By Ben Bussey

The passions that capture us in our youth invariably impact the person we grow to be in adulthood. This almost always seems to be true of horror fans: those who come to be lifelong devotees very often first develop that affinity for the genre whilst young (as we explored early this year in our Childhood Terrors thread). Still, whilst there would seem to be no shortage of fiction paying homage to the significance of music in adolescence, literature does not seem to have paid quite so much attention to the transformative power of film – and I for one have certainly never known of any works of fiction set against the backdrop of the notorious Video Nasty panic of the early 1980s. However, this is just what Andrew David Barker has done with Dead Leaves, an evocative and heartwarming novella about a group of teenagers who find their greatest joy in watching dodgy videos filled with hideous, deplorable acts of violence.

One thing that should be stressed from the off is that Dead Leaves is not in any way, shape or form a horror novel. Beyond a few chapters involving nasty punch-ups outside the pub, terror and carnage are notably absent. Barker has instead written a very grounded and realistic coming of age story, partially as a means to explore the social impact of the Video Nasty panic, but even more so to demonstrate how the love of horror movies can shape young people as they lurch unwillingly out of school age and into the big wide world of work, rent, bills and tedium. (Possible spoiler: none of them go mad from watching too much horror and turn into serial rapists, murderers and/or necrophiles.)

It’s October 1983 in Derby. Told in the first person, our main protagonist Scott is a recent school-leaver and ‘doleite’ whose time is taken up mainly with hanging out with his mates Paul, Mark and Mark’s girlfriend Lindsay, either at the pub, the video shop, or back at someone’s house watching videos. They’ve seen them all, except for the big one: The Evil Dead, the most in-demand video of the lot, whose notoriety has pushed up the asking price and made it somewhat hard to come by. However, with money proving scarce, pressure to find a job, and the imminent threat of a police clampdown on these allegedly obscene videos, getting hold of the ultimate experience in gruelling terror proves to be quite a gruelling ordeal in its own right, through which Scott will confront his personal Candarian demons and come to realise what he wants to do with his life.

Given that Barker was born in 1975, making him a full decade younger than his central characters, Dead Leaves clearly isn’t 100% autobiographical, but you’d be forgiven for assuming otherwise. The novella is rich in period detail, painting a compelling picture of life in sleepy small town England in the early 1980s which certainly rings true with my own hazy memories of the era. But you don’t have to have been born into the 80s to relate to the adolescent experience Barker recalls; those feelings of uncertainty and disillusion, the struggle to find your place, combined with that weird sense of it being concurrently the best time of your life. Also dealt with in some detail are the best-loved horror video titles of the day, and the panic that arose in the media, and while these are of course central to the world Barker shows us, it is here that the prose can sometimes get a little clinical; passages which would fit perfectly in a non-fiction film text, but read a bit unnatural as dialogue or personal reflection in a literary context. Still, Barker more than makes amends for this with the abundance of colourful profanity, Scott and friends having no shortage of amusingly coarse put-downs for one another, and anyone else that crosses them.

However, whilst the video nasty connection provides the hook and the backbone, it’s the personal journey that keeps you reading – and Dead Leaves is a very easy read (we might even go so far as to apply that hideous miscarriage of the English language ‘unputdownable’). At less than 150 pages, with the chapters kept short and snappy – indeed, in some particularly amusing instances, chapters are literally only a single sentence long – Barker keeps you turning the pages all the way to the really quite poignant dark night of the soul finale, in which mounting personal struggles only fuel Scott’s determination to acquire The Evil Dead, until it truly becomes a quest of Holy Grail-esque proportions. And as we all know, a quest isn’t really about achieving the end goal: it’s about what we learn of ourselves along the way.

Again, Dead Leaves is no way a horror story, but it’s one that will speak to the hearts of horror fans everywhere. Recommended.

Dead Leaves is available now in paperback from Boo Books.

Celluloid Screams 2015 Review: The Witch (2015)

By Ben Bussey

Expectations are a tricky beast indeed. As I remarked in my earlier Celluloid Screams 2015 review of the wonderful He Never Died, very often the joy of the festival experience is going in with little to no prior knowledge or expectation and encountering something brilliant, and knowing you’re among the first to come into contact with it. However, there also tend to be on the festival circuit films which build intense early word of mouth – sometimes based on earlier screenings, sometimes on shrewd marketing (or more than likely a combination thereof) – which ensure that later festival screenings are feverishly anticipated. Such was the case this year with The Witch, a film whose buzz was so strong that the Celluloid Screams screening was among the few at the festival to be completely sold out. Expectations, naturally, were high.

I think you realise there’s a ‘however’ coming now. However… it’s not so much a criticism of the film itself as it is a reminder (as much to myself as any reader) that we need to keep expectations in check, particularly where heavy hype is concerned.

Let there be no mistake here – The Witch is a very good film. I can say that with no hesitation whatsoever. It’s bold, unconventional, atmospheric, well-acted, and builds up a fascinating story world with a tremendous sense of mystery – and it’s made all the more impressive for being the feature debut of writer-director Robert Eggers. As to whether it really is the instant classic game changer that a lot of the early word has made it out to be – I have to say no, I really don’t think so. At the risk of sounding pompous and self-important (who, me?), I can’t help but suspect a lot of the praise thrown at The Witch, declaring it one of the very best horror films of recent years if not all time, comes from people who perhaps don’t watch that much new horror. Yes, it’s compelling and involving, and keeps you gripped from beginning to end – but I can’t honestly say I found it that scary. And if we’re talking in terms of something being a new horror classic, there’s no denying that this is a very significant concern. The Witch is tense, atmospheric and mysterious, for sure – but truly chilling and unnerving? To my mind, no. And as such I struggle to reconcile The Witch with the intense buzz surrounding it.

And this – again, I say as much to myself as any reader – is a shame, as the last thing I want to do is suggest The Witch is by any means a disappointment. I just think there’s a real danger of it falling victim to its own hype, and leaving expectant audiences underwhelmed. On a related note, I struggle to see it winning over the multiplex masses once it gets a wide release in 2016, much as It Follows didn’t quite meet expectations on its theatrical run earlier this year. Given the period setting, the unusual accents (a mongrel Northern English/first generation American of a sort we don’t tend to hear in the movies) and the lack of clear answers, I rather doubt your casual Friday night cinemagoers are going to do anything but laugh dismissively and check their phones mid-movie to find out when the next found footage movie comes out.

More discerning viewers, however, will find a great deal to appreciate. Eggers paints a fascinating portrait of a devoutly Christian couple (Ralph Ineson and Kate Dickie, both superb) whose faith borders on the fanatical, who are banished from their home after condemning their community for not following the Gospel closely enough. Naturally our assumption with such figures is that they will prove cruel and puritanical, making life a living hell for their unfortunate children – but curiously it’s quite the opposite. While their solitary existence out on the edge of the woods is clearly far from idyllic, the family for the most part seem happy, truly drawing strength from their faith and from one another. However, this is sorely tested when – in one of the most effectively sinister moments, featured in the trailer – their newborn baby suddenly vanishes whilst in the care of eldest daughter Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy). Grief, mistrust and other underlying tensions slowly but surely pile up, and when filtered through their faith there is soon very real fear that the devil may be among the family.  Sounds like religious paranoia, you may say – but then, it seems that there is indeed someone or something in the woods watching them.

Any story set in 17th century New England involving a witch panic will invariably evoke Arthur Miller’s The Crucible, as well as the oft-neglected folk horror wave exemplified by Witchfinder General and The Blood on Satan’s Claw. The Witch stands apart from these in its understatement. There’s a muted quality to the whole movie, from the restrained performances, the dull colour scheme, and the generally soft soundtrack. As such, when the drama heightens the shift in volume is certainly striking, but even so Eggers and company keep from lapsing into melodrama, even in the more outlandish and surreal moments which leave the viewer questioning what has truly occurred: questions which, as previously stated, The Witch does not provide easy answers to.

The Witch

One key player to garner particular praise has been Anna Taylor-Joy, and quite deservedly so. While The Witch is very much an ensemble piece with excellent performances all around – younger actors Harvey Scrimshaw, Lucas Dawson and Ellie Grainger are all terrific as well – it’s Taylor-Joy who winds up the ostensible lead as the eldest daughter who comes under suspicion of witchcraft by her family. While a lot of the attention she’s received is clearly down to her striking looks (also, it’s implied, a factor in the suspicion around her), Taylor-Joy really does tremendous work in a challenging role, and not unlike her writer-director it’s all the more impressive given it’s her first film role. If nothing else, I was astonished to learn she’s American by birth given how well she manages the curious accent. Young actresses don’t always get roles this good, particularly in horror, and I trust if Taylor-Joy does have a future in the genre that the roles she has ahead of her will measure up to this one.

When all this much about The Witch is praiseworthy, is it really so shameful that, to my mind at least, it lacks real terror? Perhaps; perhaps not. Certainly I’m pleased that it doesn’t concede to audience expectation and go with the cheap jump scare approach, which it might easily have done. Despite my complaints, I’m well aware that horror can be utilised to many more ends than simply being a bit scary; The Witch sets out to tell a compelling story of a family in crisis, and it does so brilliantly. All things considered, this is still without a doubt one of the best films of 2015. As to whether it’s a horror classic for the ages – time will tell. But I’d recommend you don’t go into it expecting quite that much.

Trick or Treat: All Hallow’s Eve 2 (2015)

By Quin

Exactly the way I discovered All Hallow’s Eve in 2013, the sequel All Hallow’s Eve 2 appeared on the iTunes horror page just like the unmarked video tapes find their way to unsuspecting viewers in the two films; I seriously hope this is going to become a regular thing. The list of sequels that are better than its predecessor is short, but that list just got longer by one. All Hallow’s Eve 2 is truly great. It’s mature, it flows naturally, and it’s often breathtaking to look at. But the real miracle of the film is how the egos of several movie directors didn’t seem to get in the way of this whole thing coming together so beautifully. Before I go on any further, I need to say this: SEE THIS MOVIE!

Just like the first film, AHE2 (That’s what I’ll call it for short, you can even hashtag it) has a wrap around story. This time it’s a woman alone on Halloween. She hears a noise outside and when she looks out the window, there’s a guy in a pumpkin mask just standing there like The Shape in Halloween. She calls her friend (note that her cell reception is just fine) and tells her about the creepy dude, when all of a sudden there’s a knock at the door. She answers it (why wouldn’t she, it’s Halloween, maybe it’s a trick r’ treater) but no one is there except a dirty old beat-up looking VHS tape with words scrawled across it. The pumpkin faced guy is a few feet away too at the bottom of some stairs. She does what anyone else would do in a movie like this – she goes inside and watches the tape. Now let me stress this – once you get past this pretty cliche, possibly tongue-in-cheek but still somewhat questionable opening, the movie is damn near perfect.

While the first AHE had only three longer and very disjointed stories, this one has eight shorter, but tighter and more creative ones. Arguably the weakest of the bunch is called Masocist which is a whimsical and bloody allegory and revenge tale on child abuse. It features Bill Oberst, Jr. as a carnival barker. This one is thankfully the shortest. Also, A Boy’s Life may be too poignant for the more jaded and rabid horror fans, but it is genuinely touching and a bit scary. Jack Attack is the most visually appealing segment (So much Halloween Orange) and the ending will leave you squealing in delight. The biggest surprise I got while watching AHE2 was when Marc Roussel’s The Last Halloween came on. I recognized it instantly. Keri reviewed it as one of our “Horror in Short” pieces, and I loved it then. It’s basically a Halloween during the apocalypse short film, and there is so much detail. I’m so happy that it was included here.

I know I just reviewed All Hallow’s Eve and gave it my recommendation. However, now that I’ve seen the sequel, I have to admit that you could actually skip the first one and go straight to part 2. The original’s director Damien Leone has left the directorial duties to others in the sequel and he has wisely slipped into the role of producer. Missing from AHE2 is Art the Clown. While I enjoyed that character, the featureless and expressionless pumpkin faced stranger is clearly the smarter way to go here. He isn’t the star of the movie at all and because he’s not super memorable, this allows the segments of the movie to take center stage. Mike Giannelli as Art the Clown was a scene stealer, but it will be great if the full-length Terrifier movie I’ve heard rumblings about ever gets off the ground. That character deserves his own vehicle.

I have yet to see Tales of Halloween, which is the other anthology Halloween themed film out right now. But I have a hard time believing it could be any better than this. I guess I blew the verdict in the first paragraph – this movie is a big, gigantic treat.

Celluloid Screams 2015 Review: He Never Died (2015)

By Ben Bussey

Perhaps the greatest pleasure of the film festival experience is sitting down to watch a movie of which you have little to no advance knowledge, and wind up being taken totally unawares. Going into Sheffield’s Showroom Cinema for the Celluloid Screams screening of He Never Died, I basically knew nothing other than that it featured Henry Rollins in the lead – and, to be frank, that didn’t inspire huge confidence. Not wishing to badmouth Rollins, but for his many gifts, his repertoire as an actor has generally seemed somewhat limited: from his minor supporting role in Michael Mann’s Heat, to Wrong Turn 2, to Sons of Anarchy, Rollins has generally been stuck with roles which play first and foremost on his intimidating appearance, and frankly none of his roles had convinced me that he had it in him to be a leading man. However, within the first few scenes of He Never Died, I found it almost impossible to envisage anyone else in the role. Ageing, softly spoken, emotionally distant but – crucially – still a man that nobody in their right mind would want to mess with, the mysterious Jack fits Rollins to a T, and he’s the linchpin on which He Never Died maintains its careful balance between hard-hitting action, sophisticated storytelling and intelligent character work. On top of which – bloody hell, it’s funny.

Jack lives alone in a rudimentary inner city apartment. Seemingly retired, his life consists primarily of sleeping, eating at a local diner, playing bingo, and occasionally meeting with young medical student Jeremy (Booboo Stewart) for some unknown reason, but otherwise avoiding social interation as much as is humanly possible. Just what kind of life Jack lived before we don’t know, but despite his placid, taciturn nature he seems unable to avoid trouble, finding himself in the firing line of low-level gangsters. However, as these unfortunate young wannabes find out the hard way, Jack is not an easy guy to break. Beat him, stab him, even shoot him and he just brushes it off – and gives many times as much damage back. Taking any kind of revenge seems an impossibility, given that Jack doesn’t appear to care about anyone or anything – but then a spanner is thrown into the works by the sudden, unexpected appearance of his estranged 19 year old daughter Andrea (Jordan Todosey).

Of course, one of the tricky things about trying to review a movie which took you by surprise is that, as a reviewer, I’d like to do my best to retain that element of surprise for the uninitiated reader. Given that He Never Died has been screening at horror festivals, it will probably come as little surprise that there’s a supernatural basis for Jack’s extreme resilience, but I feel that it would be saying too much to elaborate any further than that. For this reason, I strongly advise not looking up the official trailer for He Never Died, because the people charged with promoting the film apparently have no qualms about spoiling pretty much everything, and as ever it saddens me to see how little marketing departments seem to care about maintaining the sense of mystery which the filmmakers have gone to pains building in their work. (Don’t worry, the clip embedded below doesn’t spoil anything, although it will give you a good sense of the film’s tone.)

How best to describe He Never Died, then? Well – as a tale of a disconnected loner living a humdrum existence, who’s suddenly forced to reconnect with the world when his long-lost daughter re-enters the picture and, concurrently, bad stuff starts happening, it’s kind of like Some Guy Who Kills People if Kevin Corrigan were a total hard-case (no offence, Kev). That said, where Corrigan’s Ken was troubled and emotionally stunted but ultimately a hard guy to dislike, there’s plenty about Rollins’ Jack that one might easily feel contemptuous about: he cares nothing for social niceties, doing his utmost to make all interaction as minimal as possible, and only intervening in the troubles of others when he serves to gain. This, of course, is where the bulk of the film’s humour comes from: and, just to reiterate, while He Never Died is a great action thriller with a wonderfully compelling fantastical element, its primary strength is that it’s really, really funny. I’ve been hitherto unfamiliar with He Never Died writer-director Jason Krawczyk, but his script and direction here are razor-sharp, and Rollins’ utterly deadpan delivery – and, of course, his physicality – really nail it to the wall.

So again, be careful what you watch or read about it beforehand, but most definitely make a point of seeing He Never Died at the earliest opportunity. Hugely entertaining, and end of year top 10 list material for certain.

Toronto After Dark Review: The Interior (2015)

interior stillBy Keri O’Shea

The first thing we find out about James (Patrick McFadden) is that he’s a guy who wears a cheap work suit like it’s doing horrible violence to him. He’s stressed, miserable, and what’s more, he’s not in good health either: suffering from double vision, numbness in his hands, and other symptoms which are a cause – or symptom – of his general disengagement from the 9-5. He attempts a career change from white-collar to blue-collar, but it’s to no avail and soon afterwards some bad news compels him to make an even bigger shift in his life. Essentially, James feels compelled to pack it all in, leaving the city altogether. He decides to head into the wilderness at the heart of British Columbia, with no evident plan beyond camping, contemplating, and waiting. This might not seem like the most sensible course of action but then, the life he’s leaving behind isn’t all that great either.

Life in the back of beyond is…different. It’s quiet, lonely and (probably) all the things James expected, even if it’s as lacking in home comforts as he – and we – might have guessed. But when he sees someone else in the vicinity, it spooks him, seriously shattering his calm. There’s evidence that other people have been there recently. Worse, he begins to hear things at night, and suspects that someone is deliberately targeting him – items move, his tent gets sabotaged, and everything points to some malice which he doesn’t understand…

interior posterThe Interior got off on something of a wrong footing for me, all told. Looking back at the film overall, this is largely because director/writer Trevor Juras attempts to include wry humour in his early scene-setting and characterisation, which I felt didn’t work particularly well with the tone of the film overall. I can see why it was done.  I can see that there are elements of the Absurd here, where a contrast is struck between the asinine and the profound. However, it takes a brave, or a lucky writer to be able to land jokes from the get-go and few can – really – achieve it, so the attempts to turn James into an everyman slacker figure are somewhat scattergun, even a bit juvenile, whilst the screen-time devoted to James’s flights of fancy took me out of his predicament rather than providing anything particularly enlightening about him. Anyway, this risky opening venture lasts for a whole thirty minutes, at which point the urban disaffection preamble finally cedes to the title screen.

It’s from here on in that James’s situation gets a lot more intriguing. And to be fair, Patrick McFadden – negotiating his way through a pretty hefty tonal shift whilst remaining on-screen for the vast majority of the time – acquits himself very well throughout. He certainly held my interest and, once he has made his journey into the wilderness, he achieves a great deal via almost no speech at all, relying on body language and facial expression to do the work for him. The fact that all of this takes place in the woods is significant. Sylvan horror is a big favourite of mine; there’s something primordial about woodland which does much of the work for a filmmaker by its very nature, but by no means all – and so The Interior looks beautiful on screen whilst also showcasing its formidable location, one which dwarfs James and denies him the solace he needs. What the film does somewhat differently (although by making use of some tried-and-tested elements along the way) is to turn the woods into a metaphor, in a manner I haven’t quite seen done like this before.

This took some getting used to, granted, and veteran viewers may spot the twist in events fairly early, but my god: whether you can guess at what’s going on or not, the ratcheting paranoia, unease and fear which this film rolls out in an overwhelmingly simple sequence of scenes is damn effective. All of this is achieved with no jump cuts whatsoever, and several scenes actually made the hair on the back of my neck stand on end. The combination of the darkness, the unfamiliarity, the low-key terror of the protagonist and the slow, deliberate actions of whatever it is which James is seeing – this is unsettling, unnerving stuff. Some viewers might reject the film’s take on mood over action, but personally, I was engrossed by it, because it was done very well indeed.

So – I was all set, based on the first half hour, to write off The Interior as a bit of a crass attempt at comedy. Having watched the whole, I’m far more inclined to commend a film which may take some gambles, but manages to effectively encapsulate an existential type of dread within a horror setting which still has much to give. That’s a rare beast indeed. Neat endings don’t happen in The Interior, but there is ample appeal here for those who enjoy the very bleakest atmosphere indie cinema can offer.

The Interior just screened at Toronto After Dark – our thanks to them for granting us access to an advance screener.

Review: Night of the Living Deb (2015)

Review by Quin

There is certainly no shortage of film titles consisting of puns. These films tend to either be porn films or comedies; but more accurately, parodies. Edward Penis Hands. Shaun of the Dead. Womb Raider. Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. You get the idea. Well, now you can add Night of the Living Deb to the list. I guess it’s a horror parody, but not a very funny one. Fortunately, it’s not all bad, and I’m sure some of you will enjoy it, but I’m afraid to say I found its rapid fire non-jokes (A.K.A. regular things said with a rhetorical rim shot at the end) not at all funny, and the rest of it derivative and boring. But, don’t fret, I’ll tell you what I did like about it too. After all, I didn’t hate the damn thing.

Deb and her friend Ruby are out at a bar the night before the 4th of July. Deb is sort of hipsterish with her jean jacket and pins, while Ruby is her figurative “wing-man” wearing a seemingly ironic bad Christmas sweater (yes, on the 4th of July). They spot a good looking guy amongst a group singing “America the Beautiful” (probably un-ironically), and Ruby convinces Deb to go talk to him. His name is Chaz (ugh). After an agonizing first conversation filled with mad-cap misunderstandings (i.e. Deb is really not too perceptive, and maybe she drinks too much, but to be fair, Chaz seems like a thoughtless prick) the scene fades and next thing we know Deb is waking up in a bed that one could easily surmise is her new friend Chaz’s. He quickly tries to get rid of her, but she keeps talking and talking and talking. When they finally do part ways, Deb checks her voice mail, only to hear a strange message from her friend Ruby that ends in growling and screaming. It doesn’t even occur to Deb that this is out of the ordinary. She even sees a guy beating another guy with a baseball bat and all she has to say is, “The parade’s really gone down hill this year.”

Deb and Chaz quickly reconnect, realizing that they might need each other because as they were so slow to realize, it turns out there’s a zombie apocalypse going on. First they visit the Christmas themed shop where Ruby works called Yule Mart (which explains the out of date sweater from before) then they move on to Chaz’s dad’s house. He’s a rich conservative who runs a company that is putting some unknown chemicals in the water to make it drinkable. It shouldn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out what’s turning people into zombies. The good news is that the rich water tycoon is played by Ray Wise. The bad news is that Ray Wise has done a lot of low budget garbage since Twin Peaks. However, you can always count on him to be that Ray Wise character. He’s always great. And as hateable as his character is, he still makes you smile.

If you saw the 2009 film Zombieland, and I’m sure you did, there is really no reason why you would need to see Night of the Living Deb. Zombieland pretty much did the same thing that this movie does, but it did it first and it did it better. It did it with Bill Murray in a Ghostbusters uniform. The zombie genre has already been deconstructed, and we are all aware that zombies used to trudge along slowly – or as this film so eloquently puts it, “That’s one of the old-school Cerebral palsy variety” – and now they sometimes run. That quote sums up nicely how this film made me feel. It leans toward the mean-spirited as well as the glaringly unfunny.

This brings me to my final point – the casting. The acting in this film is actually quite good. And there is a final scene that is way better than what the rest of this movie deserved. Maria Thayer as Deb and Chris Marquette as Chaz reminded me so much of Julie Klausner and Patrick Wilson, which only made me long for them to be in this. Julie Klausner is the creator and star of a new show on Hulu called Difficult People, which is about how awful people can be. It’s brilliant because she and her friend Billy remain likable through the awfulness. Deb and Chaz are mostly just awful and they should have turned into zombies right away. Now I hope Difficult People ends with a zombie apocalypse.

Night of the Living Deb is available now on VOD in the UK, via FrightFest Presents.